'human-cow' Created

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'Human-Cow' Created
A controversial cloning scientist is to announce he has created "human-cow" embryos that lived for about a fortnight and theoretically could have been implanted into a woman's womb.

Panayiotis Zavos, who runs a fertility laboratory in the US, made the hybrid embryos by inserting human DNA into the eggs of a cow. Professor Zavos said the human-cow embryos were "theoretically viable" but emphasised that he had no plans to allow such a hybrid to be born.

"We are not trying to create monsters," he said, claiming his aim was to perfect his cloning techniques without the ethical problems involved in the use of human egg cells.

Professor Zavos said the embryos grew to several hundred cells and appeared to have normal DNA. He will announce the breakthrough at a meeting in London today.

He added that the hybrids had grown beyond the stage, known as differentiation, at which cells showed the first signs of developing into tissues and organs.

This is a crucial test because it implies that the human chromosomes, which contain the DNA, have been left intact. Other people who claim to have created human clones have failed to produce evidence. Professor Zavos's work is taken seriously by some of the scientific community.

SOURCE (http://www.rense.com/general41/humcow.htm)

[ichibanarky]

I, for one, am not about to run out and have a half-cow embryo implanted in my womb :huh:

[Gemby!]

i dont like cows - and humans aint all that either so both together wont be fun :ph34r:

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by gemby!@17 September 2003 - 21:18
i dont like cows - and humans aint all that either so both together wont be fun :ph34r:
The very thought of labour and delivery has me convulsing right now :blink:

[bigboab]

He is doing it for the kindness of human milk. :P

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 September 2003 - 21:20
He is doing it for the kindness of human milk. :P
I'm a proud milk un-drinker :huh:

[Gemby!]

you would drink human milk at our age ??( your probably a fair bit oldewr than me )

[bigboab]

How can you un-drink without the use of curry or similar repast. :P

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 September 2003 - 21:26
How can you un-drink without the use of curry or similar repast. :P
I couldn't find a cool word to say "I don't drink milk" :(

I feel so....so....so......
Oh, damn! what's that word??????????

[bigboab]

Your still drinking human milk Gemby?

[chalice]

But you can still eat them, right?

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by chalice@17 September 2003 - 21:29
But you can still eat them, right?
I don't think I could eat something that has my eyes :blink:

[chalice]

Originally posted by ichibanarky+17 September 2003 - 21:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ichibanarky @ 17 September 2003 - 21:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@17 September 2003 - 21:29
But you can still eat them, right?
I don&#39;t think I could eat something that has my eyes :blink: [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s okay, I always spit the eyeballs out anyway.

[Riddler]

:huh:
I can see the next Rotten Ronnie&#39;s commercial now..........

"Two all beefcake patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese........."

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by Riddler@17 September 2003 - 21:59
:huh:
I can see the next Rotten Ronnie&#39;s commercial now..........

"Two all beefcake patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese........."
:blink: I&#39;m on an anti-beefcake diet

[Riddler]

:D
Maybe Burger King will get in on it................." We flame-broil your homo-bovine burgers so you can have him/her/it your way. " :blink:

[sum_sicko]

can u imagine giving birth to a human cow?????

painfulllllllllllllllllll :&#39;(

[titey]

Originally posted by Riddler@17 September 2003 - 17:31
homo-bovine
:blink: Would that be anything like a "queer-steer"?

[pol]

well, i didnt read all of this :rolleyes: but a &#39;pat on the back all round i say :huh:

[balamm]

Originally posted by titey+17 September 2003 - 18:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 17 September 2003 - 18:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@17 September 2003 - 17:31
homo-bovine
:blink: Would that be anything like a "queer-steer"? [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve never seen one that wasn&#39;t queer. Even without nuts they gotta be climbin each other.

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by Riddler@17 September 2003 - 17:59
:huh:
I can see the next Rotten Ronnie&#39;s commercial now..........

"Two all beefcake patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese........."
god damn it riddler where have you been??? :lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@17 September 2003 - 21:09
I&#39;ve never seen one that wasn&#39;t queer.
Even without nuts they gotta be climbin each other.
Leave it to you to take notice of such things. :ermm:

[balamm]

I notice everything&#33; It&#39;s my job ;)

[titey]

No it&#39;s not.... juvenile delinquents are yer job&#33; <_<

[balamm]

Nah, that&#39;s just a hobby. One that grew out of necessity. Cause I noticed too much.

[titey]

:unsure: You just gots way too much time on yer hands, b.

[Riddler]

Originally posted by MUSLEMAN+17 September 2003 - 19:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MUSLEMAN &#064; 17 September 2003 - 19:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@17 September 2003 - 17:59
:huh:
I can see the next Rotten Ronnie&#39;s commercial now..........

"Two all beefcake patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese........."
god damn it riddler where have you been??? :lol:[/b][/quote]
What&#39;s shakin&#39; MUSLEMAN ? I&#39;ve been to Disneyland..............NOT &#33;
Moved in to our new home....have you seen the flick "Money Pit", with Tom Hanks and Shelley Long ? Well it&#39;s shaping up to be the sequel. :P

@ tw :lol: .........how bout bovisapiens ? ;)

[MUSLEMAN]

Originally posted by Riddler+17 September 2003 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 17 September 2003 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@17 September 2003 - 19:20
<!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@17 September 2003 - 17:59
:huh:
I can see the next Rotten Ronnie&#39;s commercial now..........

"Two all beefcake patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese........."
god damn it riddler where have you been??? :lol:
What&#39;s shakin&#39; MUSLEMAN ? I&#39;ve been to Disneyland..............NOT &#33;
Moved in to our new home....have you seen the flick "Money Pit", with Tom Hanks and Shelley Long ? Well it&#39;s shaping up to be the sequel. :P

@ tw :lol: .........how bout bovisapiens ? ;) [/b][/quote]
gocha, hurry back you basterd :lol: :lol: