beer and crisps >*

[Mr. Mulder]

comply or deny.

[Skweeky]

Lemon cupcakes and lemon vodkat with diet coke > *

[Mr. Mulder]

show me your bewbs.

[Mr. Mulder]

again

[Skweeky]

No wayz!1!!1

[Mr. Mulder]

that's it, stay where you are!

[Skweeky]

I'm actually wearing a dressing gown for a change. Sorry.

[Mr. Mulder]

i have not seen a vagina for three months. this does not rawk.

[Squeamous]

You need to turn the lights on.

[Barbarossa]

i have not seen a vagina for three months. this does not rawk.

There's some on the internets if you know where to look :cool:

[Skweeky]

i have not seen a vagina for three months. this does not rawk.


Your peen is still growing back from that epic fail on that night out a while back. It'll take a few years to get back to normal.

[Mr. Mulder]

i have not seen a vagina for three months. this does not rawk.

There's some on the internets if you know where to look :cool:
no wai srysly!11?1 :o

[Mr. Mulder]

i have not seen a vagina for three months. this does not rawk.


Your peen is still growing back from that epic fail on that night out a while back. It'll take a few years to get back to normal.
my m8s agreed never to bring it up again, you're braking protocol :no:


and there has been plenty of p00n since then.

[Skweeky]

I never heard of such a ridiculous agreement. I shall bring this up until one of us dies.

[Mr. Mulder]

'k... :sly:

[JPaul]

If skweeky dies first Ben will grow up and avenge her death.

[Skweeky]

If you dare come near me I shall throw used nappies at you!

At mulder that is, not you JP.

You can help Ben out with the legalities if it comes to that.

[Mr. Mulder]

If skweeky dies first Ben will grow up and avenge her death.
killed by my own son? that's like star wars or something else :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

It's time you knew the truth; you're not his real dad.

[Mr. Mulder]

you can pretend but the truth will always catch up with you in the end :no:

[JPaul]

It's like a negative Star Wars or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

Star Trek?

[Skweeky]

Can I be Troy?

[Rat Faced]

No, your too good looking

[JPaul]

I'm being T'Pol

And that's an end of it.

Skweeky can be T'Pau.

[Skweeky]

I fucking hate the Enterprise series.

[chalice]

Beer&nuts>beer&crisps>*

Seems like them nut allergy slackers have finally been outed, like.

All they had to do was eat loads of nuts over a prolonged tolerance period to avoid anaphylactic shock every time a peanut entered their respective timezones. Medical fact, motherfuckers.

Stupid non-nut-consuming cunts.

[Skweeky]

Are food allergies genetic?

[Bone.W.Machine]

beer and crisps make me puke :)

[Swift]

i like wine