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RealitY
09-20-2003, 06:43 AM
RIAA Says Future of Music is Suing File Sharers
By Brian Briggs

Los Angeles, CA - The RIAA announced that they would begin a strategy of profits by lawsuit, which should keep them a viable business indefinitely.

"It's really a bold new idea that really gets back to the roots of the RIAA," said new RIAA Chairman and CEO Mitch Bainwol. "We'll no longer be worried about distributing music. The file sharers will do that for us, but now we'll just make our money from suing them and that's really what we're all about."

According to a report by The Inquirer it will take the RIAA over 2,000 years to sue every file sharer, which confirms the long-term viability of the business model.

"We agree that digital music distribution is the direction everything is heading, but it's not profitable to do that at $1 per song. We'd much rather receive $150,000 per song from suing file sharers. That's where the real profit is found."

The RIAA's new strategy even includes removing all copy protection schemes from new music CDs, and providing file sharing software and pre-ripped songs with new releases. Limited production runs of popular tunes will also increase the need for illegal file sharing and boost the number of possible defendants.

The RIAA could run into trouble with the plan as it is rumored that the SCO Group has already patented the business model of suing customers to stay afloat.

The new plan has been endorsed by the American Bar Association.
:lol: :lol:

vader
09-20-2003, 07:01 AM
they are drinking drano ;)

MUSLEMAN
09-20-2003, 07:37 AM
ya they can kiss my ass, what are they going to do about the over seas p2p??? what a bunch of morans, am i suppose to get scared now and run??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Broken
09-20-2003, 07:55 AM
lol, you are full of it. post a link to were that came from. :lol:

Adster
09-20-2003, 08:04 AM
are they crack babys or something?

N£MO
09-20-2003, 08:09 AM
:lol: :lol:

Like your sig Ad,very funny. ;)

RealitY
09-20-2003, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by Broken+20 September 2003 - 08:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Broken @ 20 September 2003 - 08:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> lol, you are full of it. post a link to were that came from. :lol: [/b]
I could provide a link I imagine....
But why, it was a Joke...
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Monkeee
09-20-2003, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by REALITY+20 September 2003 - 08:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (REALITY @ 20 September 2003 - 08:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Broken@20 September 2003 - 08:55
lol, you are full of it.&nbsp; post a link to were that came from.&nbsp; :lol:
I could provide a link I imagine....
But why, it was a Joke...
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lol if they actually did that its p2p FREEDOM&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kitty
09-21-2003, 10:24 PM
Are there some people out there that thought this was a serious post?
it&#39;s just a joke...A funny one though.. :P

Although this might give someone over at RIAA headquarters an idea&#33;

Rappy
09-22-2003, 01:01 AM
If it was real i would hope the government would step in to stop it

The King
09-23-2003, 11:47 PM
The RIAA thing is getting way out of hand. Sueing people is the Future Of Music? are they gonna sue our asses off til we stop?

Most of the artists are still making more money then they can spend. Even when everyone still downloads ;) Are they trying to tell me that Britney Spears Needs a few extra dollars? :lol:

Rappy
09-23-2003, 11:50 PM
true that :D