Strange crush thread. Male AND Female

[Skweeky]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BcAhLr85Pvs/R_JtosdxWoI/AAAAAAAAWz4/m7pWVnzpMJY/s400/petersen.jpg

William Petersen

[JPaul]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jenna-elfman-mission-impossible-iii-los-angeles-premiere-arrivals-0zYcAp.jpg

[chalice]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Tuvshin/sd10a.jpg

Susie Dent off of Countdown. I'd make her say long, archaic words to me while we were at it. Not necessarily dirty words, just long ones. True story.

[Skweeky]

I also like:

http://www.areyoutheman.net/tim%20minchin.jpg

[pentomato]

<--------------- that one there

[Rat Faced]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/gallery/season3/images/340/10buffy.jpg

[pentomato]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Tuvshin/sd10a.jpg

Susie Dent off of Countdown. I'd make her say long, archaic words to me while we were at it. Not necessarily dirty words, just long ones. True story.

There we go, of course you have a crush on a cunt, damn what an ugly fuck

[callum]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Tuvshin/sd10a.jpg

Susie Dent off of Countdown. I'd make her say long, archaic words to me while we were at it. Not necessarily dirty words, just long ones. True story.

There we go, of course you have a crush on a cunt, damn what an ugly fuck

You're really not getting this thread are you. Your strange crush, someone you're not meant to find attractive but do, is some supermodel looking type.

[Skiz]

<--------------- that one there

I wouldn't call that strange at all. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/bbc_northwest/bbc_nw_images/news/bbcnews_8oclock_2007a.jpg

[chalice]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Tuvshin/sd10a.jpg

Susie Dent off of Countdown. I'd make her say long, archaic words to me while we were at it. Not necessarily dirty words, just long ones. True story.

There we go, of course you have a crush on a cunt, damn what an ugly fuck

Jesus fucking Christ. You really can't make one single post without making an utter spastic out of yourself, can you? It really is quite amazing.

I'm writing to the Guinness Book Of Records to nominate you for Most Magnificent Mong.

[Artemis]

Actually chavis, what does the magnificent mong award look like ? pics please ? :blink:

Mind you with the way things are going lately you are going to have to make a lot of copies, because it seems the mongs are multiplying like tribbles.......

[Mr. Mulder]

http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/bbc_northwest/bbc_nw_images/news/bbcnews_8oclock_2007a.jpg
and also

http://www.independenttalent.com/application/web/uploads/presenter/3/content/f26f8804b6650b68ff5d028e2af5c348.jpg

http://www.homesgofast.com/article_images/sarah_beeny.jpg

she's always pregnant so you just know she fucking loves it.

[chalice]

Actually chavis, what does the magnificent mong award look like ? pics please ? :blink:


http://trinities.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/hammer.jpg

The last four recipients have beaten themselves to death with it. Call it natural selection.

Pentomato would probably try to eat it instead, though.

[Albo Da Kid]

Iamuller

http://i43.tinypic.com/21e9att.jpg

[JPaul]

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/images/mb/Channel4/4homes/on-tv/a-place-in-the-sun/home-or-away/gallery/09-jasmine-md.jpg

[Rat Faced]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ab/Gailplatt_2008.jpg/210px-Gailplatt_2008.jpg

[Skweeky]

Now, THAT is one strange crush

[Rat Faced]

Aye, had it since I was a teen too :lol:

[JPaul]

You sick, sick bastard.

[Rat Faced]

So, you think I should re-start the medication? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.channel4.com/4homes/images/mb/Channel4/4homes/on-tv/a-place-in-the-sun/home-or-away/gallery/09-jasmine-md.jpg
nice.

[JPaul]

So, you think I should re-start the medication? :unsure:

With an increased dose if anything.

[KFlint]

<--------------- that one there

try using some brain cells next time


mine :


http://sloblogs.thetribunenews.com/sidetracked/files/2008/09/tina_fey_mean_girls.jpg


Tina Fey, not the typical hottie, but I can't help it :whistling

[MackDaddy]

http://i41.tinypic.com/351ehp1.jpg

Nailin' Palin, she's a total Milf

[The Flying Cow]

If that is Sarah Pallin I agree wholeheartedly. She's a sex object if anything.

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/Ros_myers.jpg

I would like to dominate this secret agent (Ros Meyers). She's not exactly Jennifer Love Hewitt, but the "criminal" could prolly arrest her and give her a spanking for being a "bad agent".


http://content9.flixster.com/photo/68/86/14/6886147_tml.jpg

Of course, Gemma Jones would like a spanking too. It's like Helen Mirren. These cougars are out there. Oh, and Susan Sarandon - but I suppose both of those latter ones are in anybody's menu.


http://thebeautystop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hellen-mirren.jpg

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/susan-sarandon.jpg

I don't think it strange to yearn for those nickobitties.


Finally, on a slightly younger scale:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/TorrentialOutpour/ellen-page-smart-people.jpg

[Biggles]

When I was 10 I thought she was the kipper's knickers

http://iaith.tapetrade.net/doctorwho/images/zoe2.jpg

[Skweeky]

oozdatden?

[The Flying Cow]

I don't think there's anything wrong with that Mr. Les. She looks quite the darling, to be completely frank.

Of course, so did Nancy Olson back in the 50's.

[Biggles]

oozdatden?


:blink:

Zoe of course!

Dr Who's side kick a couple of years ago.

[Skweeky]

:no:

That's more than a couple of years ago

[Biggles]

:snooty: 1967 is not that long ago

Hmmmph!

[Skweeky]

:no: Poor Les

[Biggles]

:dry:

Anyhoo I had a crush on her

Meh!

[JPaul]

:snooty: 1967 is not that long ago

Hmmmph!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/celtic-1967-gallery.jpg

[pentomato]

There we go, of course you have a crush on a cunt, damn what an ugly fuck

You're really not getting this thread are you. Your strange crush, someone you're not meant to find attractive but do, is some supermodel looking type.

Crap a crush like that one, I woulnd't sleep in years damn

[Artemis]

You're really not getting this thread are you. Your strange crush, someone you're not meant to find attractive but do, is some supermodel looking type.

Crap a crush like that one, I woulnd't sleep in years damn

You really are a speshal kind of stupid aren't you ? Not enough branches on the ole family tree I suspect.............

[Alien5]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/1633047736_006ca43346.jpg?v=0

[callum]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/1633047736_006ca43346.jpg?v=0

It's a pity they didn't photoshop her goodlooking.

[Artemis]

Eccentrika Galumbits ? Seriously though, how are you going to motorboat that ?:blink:

[Snee]

Bring a friend.

[Something Else]

I have a bit of a thing for that Zooey Deschamel burd.

[Rat Faced]

Eccentrika Galumbits ? Seriously though, how are you going to motorboat that ?:blink:

Nothing to waste.. one for each hand and one for your mouth.

Keep up.

[The Flying Cow]

I have a bit of a thing for that Zooey Deschamel burd.

Nothing strange in that. She is a sexy piece of bacon, that one.

[JPaul]

I have a bit of a thing for that Zooey Deschamel burd.

Yeah but she's a total ride, so it's hardly a strange crush.

http://www.fikirbaz.com/arsiv/photos/zooey_deschanel.jpg

Instant semi

[JPaul]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D_NqIVRERqI/STBvCYKSXjI/AAAAAAAAAUM/LP84qtVYUOA/s200/PamDawber.jpg

[chalice]

Nothing strange about Mindy, like.

If she was good enough for a mental space alien, she's good enough for me.

Nanoo Nanoo.

[chalice]

Come to think of it, did Mork ever slip one into Mindy?

Must have, like.

[JPaul]

Marks out of two, I'd give her one.

[JPaul]

Come to think of it, did Mork ever slip one into Mindy?

Must have, like.


http://www.driko.org/smallpics/morkandmindy.jpg

[chalice]

Fucking hell, they ended up married. That sick bitch! :O


In the fourth season, Mork and Mindy were married. Jonathan Winters (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Winters), one of Williams' idols, was brought in as their child, Mearth. Due to the different Orkan physiology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physiology), Mork laid an egg, which grew and hatched into the much older Winters. It had been previously explained that Orkans aged "backwards", thus explaining Mearth's appearance and that of his teacher, Miss Geezba (portrayed by then 11-year-old actress Louanne (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Louanne&action=edit&redlink=1)). Other attempts included the use of special guest stars. However, due to the continuing ratings slide, Mork and Mindy was cancelled after its fourth season, on May 27, 1982.

[JPaul]

It was a Happy Days spin-off like Laverne and Shirley, Joanie loves Chachi and Fonzie fucks Richie

[JPaul]

http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/S/3/-/-/julia_louis_dreyfus.jpg

[Rat Faced]

Whats strange about her?

[JPaul]

Pointy face

[JPaul]

Not you, La Dreyfuss.

[Something Else]

Pointy face

Oh yeah. Especially the chin. :O

She could poke an apple through a letterbox with that thing.

[JPaul]

Pointy face

Oh yeah. Especially the chin. :O

She could poke an apple through a letterbox with that thing.

If by that you mean she would be allowed to give me a blow job, in spite of the risks inherent in the pointy chin, you are absolutely correct.

[Something Else]

It might feel like being rescued by a dolphin.

[JPaul]

How did that feel.

[Something Else]

It felt like a woman might do if someone giving her oral sex had a very large chin.

[JPaul]

It felt like a woman might do if someone giving her oral sex had a very large chin.

Why would you give a woman oral sex, what's in it for you :blink:

[chalice]

It felt like a woman might do if someone giving her oral sex had a very large chin.

Why would you give a woman oral sex, what's in it for you :blink:

Breakfast.

No wait, he's a vegatarian.

Fuck that.

[Something Else]

*Vagatarian.

[chalice]

*Vagatarian.

So you're not averse to the fish?

Part fucking timer.

[Something Else]

I don't eat fish. I just lick them. :snooty:

That excuse is like the ''I didn't inhale'' thing isn't it. :emo:

[Squeamous]

Nearly all my crushes are strange :(.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/resources/images/653055/?type=display
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper932/stills/3fb42db823ee0-76-1.jpg
http://www.politics.co.uk/photo/jack-straw-$7008251$300.jpg
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/eminem.jpg

[Skweeky]

:lol: @ Jack Straw

[Squeamous]

He's so reasonable :(

[Squeamous]

Btw have you noticed how the blokes have older ladies who are nevertheless really attractive as their strange crushes? If I were to put a pic of a sexy older man like Liam Neeson up, they'd say he was just a normal crush :ermm:

[Skweeky]

I know, it's because blokes are supposed to fancy young chicks and are not allowed to admit they fancy an older woman. The twunts.

Also:

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/s/steven_buscemi/thumbnails/tn2_steve_buscemi_4.jpg

[Squeamous]

Oh yes! I like him! My husband looks like a cross between him and Robert Carlisle :naughty:.

[Artemis]

what can I say ? :unsure:

http://i42.tinypic.com/nwy7ep.jpg

[Squeamous]

Oh yes, Alice Krieg :wub:

[JPaul]

http://www.grough.co.uk/images/stories/juliabradburyfeature04.jpg

[JPaul]

http://www.maserati-alfieri.co.uk/enthusiast147/hurlingham-05a.jpg

[JPaul]

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nigella-lawson-breast-supporting-dress.JPG

[JPaul]

http://www.livingpaintings.org/img/whatsnewmain5.jpg

[Skweeky]

But she's pretty and stuffs.

[Skweeky]

I was really hoping one of you fancied Jo Brand.

[JPaul]

I was really hoping one of you fancied Jo Brand.

Were you, were you really.

[MackDaddy]

Cybill Shepherd

She's a mother that I'd like to..

http://i42.tinypic.com/2sa10ud.jpg

[Skweeky]

I was really hoping one of you fancied Jo Brand.

Were you, were you really.


It's ok to admit to it old chap.

[Rat Faced]

Don't worry JP, I remember yours...

http://www.cmmol.net/images/currie.jpg

[MackDaddy]

http://i39.tinypic.com/szx6du.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2vcg4d3.jpg

[Rat Faced]

Isn't that Mulders flatmate? :unsure:

[JPaul]

Were you, were you really.


It's ok to admit to it old chap.

No, it isn't.

[MackDaddy]

http://i41.tinypic.com/205pqar.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/2962007.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/5uo001.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/axmqm1.jpg

[Barbarossa]

http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nigella-lawson-breast-supporting-dress.JPG

That just looks like so much fun to bounce on :pinch:

[Squeamous]

The chin or the nose? :unsure:

[Artemis]

lower

[Squeamous]

She's smart too....look she carries a book instead of a handbag!

[Rat Faced]

Thats her Instruction Manual

[Alien5]

she writes cookbooks. she's forgotten her own recipe.

[Alien5]

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55741/1237974877/pianokat.jpg

[Artemis]

The chick or the rodent ? :blink:

[JPaul]

Or the meerkat.

[Skweeky]

I'm adding him:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jamescorden500.jpg

[Squeamous]

No, I draw the line at fatties :sick:

[KFlint]

Nice pair of shoes...think they are made from lego blocks

[JPaul]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/content/images/2007/04/25/jocaulfield_150_150x180.jpg

[The Flying Cow]

Cybill Shepherd

She's a mother that I'd like to..

http://i42.tinypic.com/2sa10ud.jpg

read to?

[JPaul]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00256/ed_imgsnf2428fx2_26_256382a.jpg

[n00bz0r]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5965656,00.jpg
<3 for being able to cook really well, and having a really curvy body :P

[Barbarossa]

Nothing strange about a crush on Nigella.

On a scale of 1 to 2 I'd give her one...

[Alien5]

The one in the blue.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/animalrescuelive/images/357/62.jpg

[Barbarossa]

You have a crush on the dog :O

[Skweeky]

First the elephant and now...

:no:

It's going downhill with Allen.

[Alien5]

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Your edit - "The one in the blue" does not make things clearer, you mong :no:

[brotherdoobie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/helen-mirren-date-raped-1.jpg


-bd

[Barbarossa]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5591/carolineflint6811215.jpg
De-RIS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Flint)

First time I've ever got a hard-on during Question Time... :wub:

[Skiz]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Pdz1UBXpP3s/Sb1r-Sf4XAI/AAAAAAAAAVo/mDHk3HXD9a4/s400/9-29-08-olivia-wilde.jpg

[Cheese]

http://dogtanian.net/i/chars/milady.jpg

An early childhood crush: A cartoon character and an animal ... there's something wrong with me.

[Alien5]

cat knows

[brotherdoobie]

[QUOTE=Skiz;3224759]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Pdz1UBXpP3s/Sb1r-Sf4XAI/AAAAAAAAAVo/mDHk3HXD9a4/s400/9-29-08-olivia-wilde.jpg[/QUOTE

You really went out on a limb, Skizo. It must be the conservative in you. Well done.


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/canada.gif

I'm such a dirty slut.


-bd