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[Mr. Mulder]

this is all hypermofetical rite.

say someone posts on a certain sex forum and gets asked to participate in a mmf threesome rite, say this guy (and me) knows lots of really fit slags who are begging for a good old spit roast and he needs a partner in crime to pull it off so to speak, fair enough rite? ...but say this guy says first they need to meet and watch porn together and jack off at the same time so when it comes to the first mmf threesome its not all weird because they'd already be comfortable about seeing each others cawks and stuff and can just get on with it, is that gay? :unsure:

this is all hyperfetikal h'of course :eyebrows:

but two men watching porn together and wanking, that sounds quite gay but its building the foundation to an untold amount of secks with really dirtys secksy girls/women, so would that undo the gayness if it is indeed gay to begin with? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:

[Proper Bo]

i believe it might make you a poove, like.
ewe can secks dirty wimmin without cracking one off with another chap. true story.

[JPaul]

It would be gayer than a fucking window, hypotheticals or knot.

[chalice]

Yep, queer as a bucket of bananas, that.

[Proper Bo]

didn't he move to brighton recently?:unsure:

[JPaul]

Guy wants to watch you people wanking and have a wank watching. Probably secretly video it as well.

[Something Else]

Nah. It was Eastbourne. I dread to think.

[JPaul]

So his "partner" is a 60 year old bloke.

[Mr. Mulder]

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:
no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

[JPaul]

Next thing he'll say you need to check touching bollocks, just to make sure you're both OK with it.

[JPaul]

Oh and if your cawk slides up his arse "by mistake" would that be OK.

[Proper Bo]

Next thing he'll say you need to check touching bollocks, just to make sure you're both OK with it.

and try sticking it in, just incase one of them slips or something

pooves.

[Something Else]

I'm sure pron stars do it all the thyme. It's not like they are weird or anything. Is it?

[Proper Bo]

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:
no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

[JPaul]

no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

Have you seen any evidence to support this contention

[Proper Bo]

shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

Have you seen any evidence to support this contention

I was just basing it on the fact that i've never had to crack one off with another bloke before, like.

[JPaul]

Have you seen any evidence to support this contention

I was just basing it on the fact that i've never had to crack one off with another bloke before, like.

You're a full sized person but. It's not as easy for the freakishly small.

[Mr. Mulder]

no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?
h'of course, i even turned down secks t'other week with that bird from work its just that some of these slags are lyke model hawt :eyebrows:

[Albo Da Kid]

its weird a shit but if it sounds reasonable to you then go ahead. What would be even more weird though is if you ask the guy to come watch porn with you even after the threesome takes place

[chalice]

My mate had one of those threesomes a couple of months ago with some dirty bit and another mate of his who I haven't met, like.

He said it was awkward as fuck at the start but after a few minutes he didn't care.

What ruined it was seeing the other guy's cum face, like. He said that put him off threesomes (well, the bad kind anyway) for life. He's still having nightmares about it. True story.

[Proper Bo]

I was just basing it on the fact that i've never had to crack one off with another bloke before, like.

You're a full sized person but. It's not as easy for the freakishly small.

Ah, i didn't take that into consideration.
Do ewe think that's why there was loiyke 7 of them living in that house with that snow white burd?:unsure:

[JPaul]

You're a full sized person but. It's not as easy for the freakishly small.

Ah, i didn't take that into consideration.
Do ewe think that's why there was loiyke 7 of them living in that house with that snow white burd?:unsure:

:lol::earl:

[Mr. Mulder]

My mate had one of those threesomes a couple of months ago with some dirty bit and another mate of his who I haven't met, like.

He said it was awkward as fuck at the start but after a few minutes he didn't care.

What ruined it was seeing the other guy's cum face, like. He said that put him off threesomes (well, the bad kind anyway) for life. He's still having nightmares about it. True story.
did he say he looked like a turtle with a mouth full of vinegar? :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Just as long as you don't start getting off with the bloke during the threesome and let the burd cater to herself.

That once happened to me. :no:

[Rat Faced]

:eat:

[Skweeky]

I knew you at the time, I';m sure I told you about it. It was when I was still going out with Bender.

[enoughfakefiles]

I knew you at the time, I';m sure I told you about it. It was when I was still going out with Bender.

Bender + Ratfaced :O

[Rat Faced]

I was hopin' for a RF + Benders Girlfriend and mighta been talked into an RF + Bender + Benders Girlfriend.... but frankly, I was probably too pissed to perform for virtually the entire time I was there, and i don't think the opportunity was offered anyway :(

Closest I got was a Waterfight that had B's Girlfriend stripping on her way upstairs :lol:

[Skweeky]

:lol: I forgot about that!

[Rat Faced]

Tsk.. and there's me using your old handle to keep the identity secret :snooty:

By the way all.

Sonja can COOK... when she wants to...MMMmmm. But dont take the bottle of coke she offers :unsure:

[Skweeky]

I still have a picture of that. Muahahahaha

[Rat Faced]

:frusty:

[Skweeky]

I remember you being mightily offended because I left a packet of tissues next to your bed.

[Rat Faced]

:offtopic:

[Skweeky]

But I thought you were trying to veer away from the bong?

[Rat Faced]

I thought the topic was Mulders possible Bunging though?

[Skweeky]

I've said all I had to say about that. Let's go back to remembering the good ole days

[Rat Faced]

:ermm:

You know I've always treated you with the utmost respect.. :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Indeed, and I love you dearly for it.

[Barbarossa]

S'only ghey if bawls touch :snooty:

I'm sorry I asked now mouldy, I feel dirty :(

[Biggles]

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:
no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

Would it not be better if you just did said fit slag twice - then that would also be mmf - non? :unsure:

If there has to be another bloke I can't see any advantage in the prior pron session at all. Shirley the really fit slag would be the primary focus of both of your attention. I mean you are not like planning to occupy the same orifice at the same time? That would be a bit ghey I think.

[Squeamous]

this is all hypermofetical rite.

say someone posts on a certain sex forum and gets asked to participate in a mmf threesome rite, say this guy (and me) knows lots of really fit slags who are begging for a good old spit roast and he needs a partner in crime to pull it off so to speak, fair enough rite? ...but say this guy says first they need to meet and watch porn together and jack off at the same time so when it comes to the first mmf threesome its not all weird because they'd already be comfortable about seeing each others cawks and stuff and can just get on with it, is that gay? :unsure:

this is all hyperfetikal h'of course :eyebrows:

but two men watching porn together and wanking, that sounds quite gay but its building the foundation to an untold amount of secks with really dirtys secksy girls/women, so would that undo the gayness if it is indeed gay to begin with? :eyebrows:

I thought loads of men did that anyway, with friends when they were younger.

Your 'friend' wouldn't have to do what this guy says. He could tell him he's perfectly comfortable with his sexuality as it is thank you, and is simply waiting to be informed where and when to turn up.

[Barbarossa]

I thought loads of men did that anyway, with friends when they were younger.

Ummm, no.
Well maybe in public schools or something :idunno:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, but you watch porn with each other, right? :unsure:

[Something Else]

No.

[Squeamous]

I'm so glad I know men who do, because it makes you lot look normal :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, but you watch porn with each other, right? :unsure:

Well I did but only once, and I was very very young and very very drunk, and bawls definitely never touched. Never. :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Yes, that's it.....now the rest of you can admit it too :console:.

[Something Else]

Yeah, but you watch porn with each other, right? :unsure:


Yes, that's it.....now the rest of you can admit it too :console:.

Oh. I thought you meant present tense.

I think most boys have looked at porn with friends at some point when they were growing up.

It's an entirely different matter for an adult to do that tho' .

As a kid, you haven't developed your sexuality yet, so it's naturaly intriguing. Honest. :blushing:

[Rat Faced]

Theres a difference.

Men can get pissed and have porn on in the background, but its not to get turned on with, its usually to take the piss out of.

If its used as erotica, then its with a lady or by themselves.

[Squeamous]

But you're taking the piss to cover the embarrassment/arousal, yes?

[Rat Faced]

Truth to tell.. no.

Its usually the funniest or way out stuff in those circumstances.. arousal content nil

[Something Else]

Ya. Like that model shits in pool video.

[JPaul]

Ya. Like that model shits in pool video.

You do know you said that out loud, mate.

[Biggles]

My mate had one of those threesomes a couple of months ago with some dirty bit and another mate of his who I haven't met, like.

He said it was awkward as fuck at the start but after a few minutes he didn't care.

What ruined it was seeing the other guy's cum face, like. He said that put him off threesomes (well, the bad kind anyway) for life. He's still having nightmares about it. True story.
did he say he looked like a turtle with a mouth full of vinegar? :smilie4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=55BDAD6F02229A37&index=10

[Something Else]

Ya. Like that model shits in pool video.

You do know you said that out loud, mate.

:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

right, well he asked that i add him to msn last night to discuss it further ....he started off all right, seemed like a real d00d but then things got weird and he asked if i was touching my self, instantly banned him, fucking time waster <_<

on the upside, on the same secks site there's a 36 year old milf from cardiff that's in to young men and she A listed me last night, just sent her a message this morning saying Sup? :happy:

[Something Else]

Were you touching yourself?

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

:sneaky:

[JPaul]

Were you touching yourself?

Stop cybering with little people.

[Skiz]

bump

[tesco]

uh-huh.

[NeoTheOne]

LOL what is all this