Name my canoe

[CrabGirl]

Come on chaps, I need a name for my canoe....

Any ideas?

[chalice]

Brilliant.

I think Arse-Fanny would be a totally apropos name for a canoe, like.

What do I win? :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

nwankwo

[Rat Faced]

Dildo, on account that it gets you wet..

[CrabGirl]

Hmmmm. Just taking ArseFanny for a paddle....

Lacks a certain something I feel.

[clocker]

Call it Tippy.

Name your oar Tyler.

Then you'd have "Tiippy the canoe and Tyler too."

Absolutely knock 'em dead in American History AP...

[CrabGirl]

So far loving Tippy, and dildo!

[Proper Bo]

nwankwo, ffs, nwankwo canoe.

[CrabGirl]

Hmmmm

[Something Else]

nwankwo

:glag:


How about Canoe drive properly woman.

[chalice]

Drypod?

Isthatacanoeinyourpocketorareyoujustpleasedtoseeme?

Canadian-navy?

[CrabGirl]

It's inflatable. someones suggested blow job

[Something Else]

Rubber thingy

[JPaul]

Rosebud

[JPaul]

It's inflatable. someones suggested blow job

is it a rhib

[CrabGirl]

it's blue if that helps

[chalice]

Rosebud is good.

Roseflood is worse. Well, that's growing on me.

Cut out the shite and call it 'cunt'. Or at least 'cawk'.

[JPaul]

it's blue if that helps

So Bloo Canoo is a givern.

[CrabGirl]

The other half likes baloo, but he's drunk so don't listen to him. I'm not though.... honest

[Alien5]

Chi Chi

[chalice]

Call it 'Something Else'.

I win. :happy:

[callum]

Blue Lips. Sounds like it could be dirty, but you could also explain why it was called that to young children.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/attachment.php?attachmentid=5885&stc=1&d=1238801036

[JPaul]

Balloo Cannoo

[JPaul]

Callinectes

[callum]

Callinectes

Did you just google blue crab?

[JPaul]

It's better than that.

Blue Crab.

However it's also made up from Greek and means Beautiful Swimmer.

Greek, Blue Crab, Beautiful Swimmer.

Sometimes I sicken myself with my genious. True story.

[callum]

It's better than that.

Blue Crab.

However it's also made up from Greek and means Beautiful Swimmer.

Greek, Blue Crab, Beautiful Swimmer.

Sometimes I sicken myself with my genious. True story.

You might be on to something :shifty:

noted for being particularly aggressive and difficult to handle safely

[CrabGirl]

That it! JP you fucking genius.

[chalice]

I, for one, am nauseous as fuck, like.

Well done.

[JPaul]

noted for being particularly aggressive and difficult to handle safely

:O I think that puts the tin lid on it.

[CrabGirl]

It's maiden voyage is on sunday afternoon when the kids go back to their mums. I shall take a mini bottle of champagne and name it. Will post pics

[JPaul]

Please do, that would be fan-tastic. :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.supakoo.com/rick/ricoblog/content/binary/isaac.jpg

Love Boat or GTFO.

[JPaul]

http://www.whataboutclients.com/archives/apocalypse_now.jpg

[Snee]

Phelps.

[Skweeky]

pics!

[JPaul]

Indeed

[Mr. Mulder]

Yeah! Get your canoe out for the lads!1 ... :unsure:

[JPaul]

Wahey.

It's inflatable as well.

[CrabGirl]

Hoi!

Pics are not that exciting as I had to put the camera back before launch. Next time I'll take it proper pics as I now know I won't capsize. Did 5 miles and my shoulders hurt.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/DSC03278.jpg

[chalice]

Excellent. Well done.

Is that a canoe outside my canal or are you just disappointed to see me? :01:

[JPaul]

Quality, cheers for sharing, Pal.