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CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 10:21 PM
Come on chaps, I need a name for my canoe....

Any ideas?

chalice
04-03-2009, 10:23 PM
Brilliant.

I think Arse-Fanny would be a totally apropos name for a canoe, like.

What do I win? :smilie4:

Proper Bo
04-03-2009, 10:24 PM
nwankwo

Rat Faced
04-03-2009, 10:25 PM
Dildo, on account that it gets you wet..

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 10:25 PM
Hmmmm. Just taking ArseFanny for a paddle....

Lacks a certain something I feel.

clocker
04-03-2009, 10:26 PM
Call it Tippy.

Name your oar Tyler.

Then you'd have "Tiippy the canoe and Tyler too."

Absolutely knock 'em dead in American History AP...

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 10:27 PM
So far loving Tippy, and dildo!

Proper Bo
04-03-2009, 10:28 PM
nwankwo, ffs, nwankwo canoe.

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 10:29 PM
Hmmmm

Something Else
04-03-2009, 10:30 PM
nwankwo

:glag:


How about Canoe drive properly woman.

chalice
04-03-2009, 10:35 PM
Drypod?

Isthatacanoeinyourpocketorareyoujustpleasedtoseeme?

Canadian-navy?

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 10:40 PM
It's inflatable. someones suggested blow job

Something Else
04-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Rubber thingy

JPaul
04-03-2009, 10:56 PM
Rosebud

JPaul
04-03-2009, 10:58 PM
It's inflatable. someones suggested blow job

is it a rhib

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 10:59 PM
it's blue if that helps

chalice
04-03-2009, 10:59 PM
Rosebud is good.

Roseflood is worse. Well, that's growing on me.

Cut out the shite and call it 'cunt'. Or at least 'cawk'.

JPaul
04-03-2009, 11:00 PM
it's blue if that helps

So Bloo Canoo is a givern.

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 11:04 PM
The other half likes baloo, but he's drunk so don't listen to him. I'm not though.... honest

Alien5
04-03-2009, 11:10 PM
Chi Chi

chalice
04-03-2009, 11:10 PM
Call it 'Something Else'.

I win. :happy:

callum
04-03-2009, 11:25 PM
Blue Lips. Sounds like it could be dirty, but you could also explain why it was called that to young children.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/attachment.php?attachmentid=5885&stc=1&d=1238801036

JPaul
04-03-2009, 11:29 PM
Balloo Cannoo

JPaul
04-03-2009, 11:31 PM
Callinectes

callum
04-03-2009, 11:36 PM
Callinectes

Did you just google blue crab?

JPaul
04-03-2009, 11:39 PM
It's better than that.

Blue Crab.

However it's also made up from Greek and means Beautiful Swimmer.

Greek, Blue Crab, Beautiful Swimmer.

Sometimes I sicken myself with my genious. True story.

callum
04-03-2009, 11:44 PM
It's better than that.

Blue Crab.

However it's also made up from Greek and means Beautiful Swimmer.

Greek, Blue Crab, Beautiful Swimmer.

Sometimes I sicken myself with my genious. True story.

You might be on to something :shifty:

noted for being particularly aggressive and difficult to handle safely

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 11:44 PM
That it! JP you fucking genius.

chalice
04-03-2009, 11:44 PM
I, for one, am nauseous as fuck, like.

Well done.

JPaul
04-03-2009, 11:47 PM
noted for being particularly aggressive and difficult to handle safely

:O I think that puts the tin lid on it.

CrabGirl
04-03-2009, 11:47 PM
It's maiden voyage is on sunday afternoon when the kids go back to their mums. I shall take a mini bottle of champagne and name it. Will post pics

JPaul
04-03-2009, 11:52 PM
Please do, that would be fan-tastic. :01:

Mr. Mulder
04-04-2009, 08:32 AM
http://www.supakoo.com/rick/ricoblog/content/binary/isaac.jpg

Love Boat or GTFO.

JPaul
04-04-2009, 09:56 AM
http://www.whataboutclients.com/archives/apocalypse_now.jpg

Snee
04-04-2009, 11:57 AM
Phelps.

Skweeky
04-06-2009, 06:02 PM
pics!

JPaul
04-06-2009, 06:13 PM
Indeed

Mr. Mulder
04-06-2009, 08:20 PM
Yeah! Get your canoe out for the lads!1 ... :unsure:

JPaul
04-06-2009, 08:38 PM
Wahey.

It's inflatable as well.

CrabGirl
04-06-2009, 09:11 PM
Hoi!

Pics are not that exciting as I had to put the camera back before launch. Next time I'll take it proper pics as I now know I won't capsize. Did 5 miles and my shoulders hurt.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/DSC03278.jpg

chalice
04-06-2009, 09:15 PM
Excellent. Well done.

Is that a canoe outside my canal or are you just disappointed to see me? :01:

JPaul
04-06-2009, 09:48 PM
Quality, cheers for sharing, Pal.