what to do with 4 hours in 'Landan

[Mr. Mulder]

Off back oop north friday for easter and due to the train and bus times being stoopid i've got a 4 hour wait in 'landan what should i do? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Hide?

[chalice]

Buy some crack.

[Proper Bo]

Buy some crack.

Tell him you mean drugs, ffs.

[chalice]

Mulstar, I mean drugs.

[100%]

Where tf is he writing from?
I thought Landon was disconnected back in 2008.

[chalice]

Oh, and meet the hippie for a pint.

That's wot I would do if I was in Landan. Also, he could get me sorted for crack, like.

[Alien5]

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[Something Else]

Off back oop north friday for easter and due to the train and bus times being stoopid i've got a 4 hour wait in 'landan what should i do? :eyebrows:

Meet me for a pint or do something else. :naughty:

[Rat Faced]

Your offering him another training session for his threesom?

[Something Else]

I believe I had this discussion with mulder and my missus didn't agree.

Could be wrong on that. /fairly wopped.

[MrOsily]

What the hell is landan ??
Anyway ,,, get high or get laid
both of them are good for health :D

[Mr. Mulder]

pints ewe say? :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

I believe I had this discussion with mulder and my missus didn't agree.

Could be wrong on that. /fairly wopped.
i thik it started out as a three way on mario kart? :eyebrows:

[CrabGirl]

Is it victoria you're waiting at? Go to the pub across the road from the coach station if you're leaving from there. if you are leaving from the train station go to the Shakespeare pub just outside.

[JPaul]

How the fuck long is 4 hours in this Landan of which you speak.

[Biggles]

How the fuck long is 4 hours in this Landan of which you speak.

Long enough to have enough beer to ensure he gets on the Newquay train.

[Something Else]

pints ewe say? :sly:

Oh. I forgot to mention that there is two, teenage girls staying at my house which i'll have to bring with if you don't mind.

[Skweeky]

Poor poor teenage girls

[Biggles]

Poor poor teenage girls

poor girls? Mulder's (upper) head has just exploded.

[Mr. Mulder]

meeting for a pint went out the window, i had but 1 hour in landan for a very win reason.

on friday it was the works due so we all went out for a curry and a pub crawl straight after work, the curry was shit cos we couldn't choose what we wanted, it was one of those "set menu bit of everything" jobs which means a tiny plate of tikka then all the shit currys that no one ever buys, fail. then we went to some pubs, about 15 of us didn't turn up and the numbers fell to about 7 and we had a big pile of work cash to drink through, this went on for about 5 pubs then we reached town and the last place we went to was a bar called Maxims, which is lyke a bar for middle aged people, there was only me and three bosses still standing by then and they were drugged up as well pished :blink: anywai, 'my boss dragged me downstairs to the dance floor to see if there was any talent for him and when we were down there there was this couple and a young girl with them and the couple kept pushing her towards me but i didn't notice at the time, i said boss this place is gay im leaving then he grabbed me and practically throw me at the girl, so i bought her a drink and got talking, her name is Tao which is portumageeze or something else and she's sexy :happy: got to about 3am and the bar was closing so i started walking back with her to her friends car, she said its a bit of a walk and i said why don't you just stay at mine instead and she said yeah lets do that! :hooray: ....we over slept in the morning and i found out there was another train so i got one hour in landan :pinch: ...seeing her again tuesday though, she's coming round to watch a moviefilm :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

only thing is next month she will be five years younger than me :ermm:

[benchez' mum]

So she's turning 16 then.

[Biggles]

So she's turning 16 then.

:O I thought the 22 in Mouldy's avatar was penis length (imperial)

[Mr. Mulder]

she's 18 ewe cawks :fist:

[Biggles]

she's 18 ewe cawks :fist:

:lol:

[Skweeky]

Coming round for a moviefilm? Is that what you youngsters calls it these days?

I will be expecting monies in may paypal account mkay?

[Mr. Mulder]

we had three moviefilms t'other night :naughty:

...no monies changed hand, this was strictly pleasure not business :snooty:

[JPaul]

we had three moviefilms t'other night :naughty:

...no monies changed hand, this was strictly pleasure not business :snooty:

Are you inviting your gay mate round to watch and have a wank.

[Mr. Mulder]

your racism cannot harm me now :noes:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah, full sex with a 16 year old, he's immune now.

[Skweeky]

we had three moviefilms t'other night :naughty:

...no monies changed hand, this was strictly pleasure not business :snooty:


I think you'll find there is no such thing, as stipulated in your, ahem, contract.

[callum]

she's coming round to watch a moviefilm :naughty:

What are you going to watch? You have to remember that films with an 18 certificate may not be suitable.

[JPaul]

she's coming round to watch a moviefilm :naughty:

What are you going to watch? You have to remember that films with an 18 certificate may not be suitable.

:lol::earl:wurd:

[callum]

I was going to suggest High school musical, I'm sure mulder would like watching the birds in it and his wee pal would like the singing and dancing. Then I remembered, the main man from high school musical has a new film out. It's fucking perfect to be honest.

It has a teen idol type in it.
It has buffy's sister in it.
It's called 17 Again.

[Barbarossa]

she's coming round to watch a moviefilm :naughty:

What are you going to watch? You have to remember that films with an 18 certificate may not be suitable.

:glagpinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

i was about to h4rsh you scumbags but i was talking to her on facebook last night, she said her and her friend were talking about ages and were doing a poll and she asked what's the youngest i've had or would go for. i said i won't touch a 16 year old and 17's pushing it .....she went quiet for a bit and then told me she wasn't really 18, i felt fucking sick when she said that! ....she said she had to say that cos she was in the bar and the barman was in earshot, she's 17! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

She'll be 18 in September... :unsure:

[Skweeky]

It's ok Mouldy, seriously. I only just turned 17 when I started seeing Bender, he was 34 at the time.

[Biggles]

She'll be 18 in September... :unsure:


Look on the bright side - she could have said, hactually I'm 15. :unsure:

September is only 5 months. If you are smitten take it easy and wait.

[JPaul]

Smitten :inlove:

[Mr. Mulder]

i've only met her the once lyke and we were asleep for most of it :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

i've only met her the once lyke and we were asleep for most of it :eyebrows:

that's practically engaged in Utah.

[CrabGirl]

i was about to h4rsh you scumbags but i was talking to her on facebook last night, she said her and her friend were talking about ages and were doing a poll and she asked what's the youngest i've had or would go for. i said i won't touch a 16 year old and 17's pushing it .....she went quiet for a bit and then told me she wasn't really 18, i felt fucking sick when she said that! ....she said she had to say that cos she was in the bar and the barman was in earshot, she's 17! :o

:frusty::frusty::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Best thread ever.

[Mr. Mulder]

im fine with it, in fact it makes me feel naughty :naughty:

[Skweeky]

Is that a new emotion for you?

[Mr. Mulder]

No, i've used that emoticon loads before? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Emotion you mong.

[Mr. Mulder]

what the fuck is that? :huh:

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

[Biggles]

what the fuck is that? :huh:

Remember when your car broke down - that empty sinking feeling in the pit of the stomach. Sort of like that but something else.