Haunted House

[Alien5]

Before i was about to go to this new building im working at, i was told to watch out for a ghost in there and the guy had seen it, i thought he was joking so i asked loads of questions but he sounded like he was really serious about it, he described it coming out of walls and starring at him, he even said that other workers had refused to go to the floor where the ghost was, then he said not to ask the full-timer who works there if its a true story because he they might not like people saying that to him, but i couldn't wait to know if it was true or if he was just winding me up.

so anyway after a few hours of being there i asked the full-timer guy who had been there for years if it was true, as he was talking i butted in quickly - i said to him "Is it true that there's a ghost upstairs" the guys face looked startled for a second and then he quickly he changed his expression and shook his head saying no, no, no its nonsense, "this building was only built 20 odd years ago. how can there be a ghost" he said, "has anyone else who's been sent to work here before me, seen or mentioned a ghost" i said, "no, ive never heard of it, who told you that" he said...

so im looking around today and on the wall is the History of the Building, it starts off saying it was a mansion where monks lived that goes all the way back to before the Dissolution of the Monasteries, then it was knocked down and rebuilt so many times through history until it was last rebuilt 20 years ago, so also i cant even explain why or how but one of the floors really frightened me, and i wanted to go back to investigate it today, it feels like fucking silent hill in there.its a fucking knocked down fucking Monastery ffs :@

:o

[callum]

Edit it again. It's still boring as fuck.

[Alien5]

bollocks

when im that bored i dont read the whole post, i just click away to something else, i wouldnt have read it all and replied, thanks.

[callum]

bollocks

I should have said that, less typing would have been needed.

[Alien5]

Bollocks, less typing.

[callum]

when im that bored i dont read the whole post, i just click away to something else, i wouldnt have read it all and replied, thanks.

In a story like that, you'd expect something interesting or scary to happen at the end. Next time try a bit harder or do something else.

[Proper Bo]

Edit it again. It's still boring as fuck.

:glagpinch:

[Alien5]

I know what you you mean, i typed what i thought happened when i got to the floor that wasn't normal and deleted that part.

all the offices in there are normal, nothing happened to me this time and i have to go back there again so ill stay away from it, its one room really and some of the darker places, if youre alone in a huge building and all the lights are off it gets a bit like the shining i suppose.

[Barbarossa]

Allen. There's no such things as ghosts. Stop being a girl :no:

[callum]

I know what you you mean, i typed what i thought happened when i got to the floor that wasn't normal and deleted that part.

all the offices in there are normal, nothing happened to me this time and i have to go back there again so ill stay away from it, its one room really and some of the darker places, if youre alone in a huge building and all the lights are off it gets a bit like the shining i suppose.

What? It's your own story. I thought it was made up, it was totally unbelievable. Well done for getting a real job.

[Alien5]

I know, i dont think theres a ghost, i just got a really bad feeling when i walked into this one room, i can't explain it, maybe i was just imagining it, im gonna fucking kill this ghost when i find it. :@

[callum]

if youre alone in a huge building and all the lights are off it gets a bit like the shining i suppose.

Wait a minute, do you work there or are you squatting in the cleaners cupboard?

[Alien5]

:lol:

I wanted to get there and find it wasn't even a little scary, but its fucking scary as fuck in some places, and reading about the history of what used to be on that site, it makes sense that you can feel a lot must have went on there in 700 years.

the house im in now only goes back to the victorian era and it feels creepy enough.

[callum]

What's scary about a monastery? I'd have thought it'd be one of the most peaceful, least scary places you could get.

[Alien5]

I dont know, its just cold in there all the walls are stone, its dark and quiet, then loud noises sound louder and make you jump, and some cunt appears out of nowhere and makes you jump. :fear:

[callum]

I dont know, its just cold in there all the walls are stone, its dark and quiet, then loud noises sound louder and make you jump, and some cunt appears out of nowhere and makes you jump. :fear:

You're working part time at the haunted house in an amusment park, during the easter holidays. I wish you'd told us in the first place.

[callum]

I'm sure scooby and shaggy will be there in a few days, to unmask the full timer that's been there for years.

[tesco]

I know, i dont think theres a ghost, i just got a really bad feeling when i walked into this one room, i can't explain it
gas leak? mold? :unsure:

[Something Else]

Mouldy bawls? Wind problems? Tesco can fix it.

[tesco]

Mouldy bawls? Wind problems? Tesco can fix it.
:unsure: Can I?

[Something Else]

:cool:

Can you change my name to Something Else please.

[Something Else]

Mouldy bawls? Wind problems? Tesco can fix it.
:unsure: Can I?

I thought you were an electric plumber.

[Something Else]

Thanks. :happy:

[Biggles]

The place my ex and I had for 10 years was a wee bit creepy but I liked it. It was pretty old (title deeds went back to the 18th century) and there was an old church next door too.

SGG mentioned the old man that used to walk through her room when she was little but we told her it was a dream. She was never upset or spooked though.

After we sold it my ex was talking to a local shop keeper who said !you sold the haunted house then!? She was like "WTF"? He said "yeah the previous owners had it exorcised twice". When we moved in the previous owners had left two small crucifixes on little hooks in a couple of the rooms (SGGs bed room as it happens). When we moved in my ex took them down and said "what a weird thing to leave behind". Never thought anything more about it until then. Funny old world.

It only after we sold it that our child minder told us that she was terrified to be by herself in there and would always collect the kids first as the place seemed to transform the moment they set foot in the place.

I loved that old house :( load of superstitious tripe if you ask me. I restored a lot of the original features and freed up a beautiful magnolia tree that was being choked by a bay tree. It looked smashing by the time we split up (sods law). Hey Ho!

[j2k4]

I dont know, its just cold in there all the walls are stone, its dark and quiet, then loud noises sound louder and make you jump, and some cunt appears out of nowhere and makes you jump. :fear:


The place my ex and I had for 10 years was a wee bit creepy but I liked it. It was pretty old (title deeds went back to the 18th century) and there was an old church next door too.

SGG mentioned the old man that used to walk through her room when she was little but we told her it was a dream. She was never upset or spooked though.

After we sold it my ex was talking to a local shop keeper who said !you sold the haunted house then!? She was like "WTF"? He said "yeah the previous owners had it exorcised twice". When we moved in the previous owners had left two small crucifixes on little hooks in a couple of the rooms (SGGs bed room as it happens). When we moved in my ex took them down and said "what a weird thing to leave behind". Never thought anything more about it until then. Funny old world.

It only after we sold it that our child minder told us that she was terrified to be by herself in there and would always collect the kids first as the place seemed to transform the moment they set foot in the place.

I loved that old house :( load of superstitious tripe if you ask me. I restored a lot of the original features and freed up a beautiful magnolia tree that was being choked by a bay tree. It looked smashing by the time we split up (sods law). Hey Ho!

You fellows won't even acknowledge that, in both circumstances, you are merely oppressed (and rightfully, no doubt) by the proximity of a religious aura.

It's okay, believe me...it's called guilt, and it won't hurt you a bit.

[Skweeky]

Only when your'e catholic, it kinda does.

[Skweeky]

Anyway, I've got a scary story as well:

When I was 12, my parents still had a pub. The building we lived in was quite large, it consisted of the ground floor with the pub, a kitchen, a small lounge, a very very long corridor leading to a ballroom and a little outside but, surrounded by walls. The whole building had cellars running underneath it. The top floor is where we had all the bedrooms, the bathroom and the large lounge.

Once or twice a year, when the pub was closed, we would clear out the beer cellar, and scrub the place from top to bottom.
It was also normal for me to get up on my own and head off to school on my own as my parents were usually up quite late.

One morning after the annual cleaning I got up for school and walked through the large lounge, but at the moment I grabbed the handle to open to door to the stairwell, I heard a girl's voice calling 'Help help'. My sister's room was adjacent to the lounge so I thought maybe she was having a nightmare. I opened the door to her room only to find her soundly asleep.
I didn't think anything of it, so started to head downstairs when I heard the same thing. Again, I checked on my sister, and also looked into my mum's room, but again both of them were fast asleep.

I concluded it must have been my imagination so I went downstairs. As I passed the door to the cellar, I heard the same thing again.
I had no reason to feel scared, so I flicked on the light to the cellar, went downstairs and flicked the light on there. I checked into the little rooms first, then went into the main cellar, which had been cleared completely the previous day.
I flicked on the light there and saw a flick knife with a wooden handle lying on the floor. I assumed my dad had accidentaly dropped it there, so I picked it up, went upstairs,put it on the dining table and went to school.

When I came home at night, my mum asked me if I knew about the knife that I had left on the table that morning. I explained to her I had found it in the cellar and thought it belonged to my dad. Neither her, my dad, or my sister had ever seen the thing before.

I never felt scared once and the house we lived in was built in the sixties, all it had ever been was a pub ( a socialist one I have to say).

[j2k4]

Only when your'e catholic, it kinda does.

I have never seen a Catholic wracked with guilt.

Well, not since Vatican II, anyhow.

[Alien5]

Thank Fuck it's over, i searched everywhere for the ghost, didn't see shit, fucking froze my ass off 'n no fucking internets to steal in that place, pwned the fuck out of the free coffee machine tho :smilie4:

[Rat Faced]

Allen. There's no such things as ghosts. Stop being a girl :no:

You have proof? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Absolutely. The tooth fairy told me. :yes:

[Alien5]

The tooth fairy! Oh my god! The tooth fairy's coming! I know him! I know him! :o

[enoughfakefiles]

I wonder if the credit crunch has affected the tooth fairy :eyebrows:

[Rat Faced]

Absolutely. The tooth fairy told me. :yes:

The best authority then :yes:

[Biggles]

The place my ex and I had for 10 years was a wee bit creepy but I liked it. It was pretty old (title deeds went back to the 18th century) and there was an old church next door too.

SGG mentioned the old man that used to walk through her room when she was little but we told her it was a dream. She was never upset or spooked though.

After we sold it my ex was talking to a local shop keeper who said !you sold the haunted house then!? She was like "WTF"? He said "yeah the previous owners had it exorcised twice". When we moved in the previous owners had left two small crucifixes on little hooks in a couple of the rooms (SGGs bed room as it happens). When we moved in my ex took them down and said "what a weird thing to leave behind". Never thought anything more about it until then. Funny old world.

It only after we sold it that our child minder told us that she was terrified to be by herself in there and would always collect the kids first as the place seemed to transform the moment they set foot in the place.

I loved that old house :( load of superstitious tripe if you ask me. I restored a lot of the original features and freed up a beautiful magnolia tree that was being choked by a bay tree. It looked smashing by the time we split up (sods law). Hey Ho!

You fellows won't even acknowledge that, in both circumstances, you are merely oppressed (and rightfully, no doubt) by the proximity of a religious aura.

It's okay, believe me...it's called guilt, and it won't hurt you a bit.


Guilt......Mmmmmmmm

Nuns :naughty: