Happy Easter folks

[The Flying Cow]

Season's greetings and ting.

http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/happy_easter.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

Gaylord

[Skweeky]

Happy resurrection day.

Question: Is it in the UK too, that church bells cannot toll from Good Friday night until Easter Monday?

[The Flying Cow]

Jay pea I thought it was a female body.

True story.

Once I realized it was something else, I
quickly got it off, like.

[JPaul]

Once I realized it was something else, I
quickly got it off, like.

I have no interest in your homo onanism. That's Mulder you're thinking of.

[The Flying Cow]

My father's not Judah.

And if you're referring to my masturbation practices, I do alright, like.

[The Flying Cow]

As for sexuel intrecourse, I don't pull out as I
tend to use cundums.

[JPaul]

My father's not Judah.

And if you're referring to my masturbation practices, I do alright, like.

If you get off on naked male torsos fair do's. However some of us wish you'd keep it to yourself.

[Skweeky]

Answer my question ffs.

[The Flying Cow]

But I've just explained I thought it was a female.

The tits were quite big, and
you know it makes sense.

[JPaul]

Happy resurrection day.

Question: Is it in the UK too, that church bells cannot toll from Good Friday night until Easter Monday?

Probably depends what particular tradition you come from.

[Skweeky]

I am referring to catholic churches.

[The Flying Cow]

Jay Pea I demand an apology.

To err is human. Are you saying you're an android

[JPaul]

Jay Pea I demand an apology.

To err is human. Are you saying you're an android

No, I'm saying you're a gaylord.

[The Flying Cow]

Oh well. I just wanted to wish you lot a happy easter.

But I guess you just don't want to listen do you JP.

You and your verbal attacks. I'm not a homosecksual mate, but if you won't be convinced, so be it. Speak what you will, like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh well. I just wanted to wish you lot a happy easter.

But I guess you just don't want to listen do you JP.

You and your verbal attacks. I'm not a homosecksual mate, but if you won't be convinced, so be it. Speak what you will, like.

Gayest post ever.

[The Flying Cow]

It can't be helped.

[Barbarossa]

Question: Is it in the UK too, that church bells cannot toll from Good Friday night until Easter Monday?

I have no idea, nor do I really care :mellow:

[JPaul]

It's a cube in 4D.

I just realised.

[Barbarossa]

It's a tesseract. :yes:

[IdolEyes787]

I think he just said that.

[Barbarossa]

Really? because he used completely different words...

[JPaul]

Whatever you call it, it's beautiful.

[Barbarossa]

I agree.

[Biggles]

But I've just explained I thought it was a female.

The tits were quite big, and
you know it makes sense.

If it looked like a wench then it was only right

http://www.codserver.net/malecelebs/db/peter_o_toole/peter_o_toole.jpg

[JPaul]

But I've just explained I thought it was a female.

The tits were quite big, and
you know it makes sense.

If it looked like a wench then it was only right

http://www.codserver.net/malecelebs/db/peter_o_toole/peter_o_toole.jpg

It didn't though, it was clearly a man's torso. Especially the over-developed "6 pack". It wasn't even a mebbes aye mebbes naw situation.

[The Flying Cow]

Well consider yourself lucky, in terms of judgement.

To me at the time of posting it looked like a female with a six-pack. They also exist, like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

You're bi-sexual, is that what you're saying now.

[The Flying Cow]

I like a little shit-stab on the QT, yesh.

Do you want some secksual healing?

I can satisfy you, Fugley.

[Mr JP Fugley]

No thanks, my arse is a strictly one way street, no in through the out door for me.

[Bone.W.Machine]

Happy Easter, loungies. :hypocrite

[KFlint]

Well consider yourself lucky, in terms of judgement.

To me at the time of posting it looked like a female with a six-pack. They also exist, like.

A woman with a 6-pack and pecs isn't exactly what I would call sexy, you have the right to your preferences though.

[JPaul]

He could repost the image and see if you think it's sexy or not.

[The Flying Cow]

I don't actually consider women with six-packs and pecks sexy, but a woman with nice abs is sexy, is what I meant.

Anyway, the picture is a tricky one.

Here it is, like:
http://lyntaylor.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/happy-easter-sepia.jpg

I mean don't these look like actual proper hooters, like? I thought so..

[Thatsgreat]

what a fucking weird pic

[The Flying Cow]

My thoughts exactly, THatsgreat.

Jay Pish would have me painted as being one o' the shit-stabbers though.

I've told him I can service him if he's so into that, but
it's not my ting, like.

[JPaul]

I don't actually consider women with six-packs and pecks sexy, but a woman with nice abs is sexy, is what I meant.

Anyway, the picture is a tricky one.

Here it is, like:
http://lyntaylor.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/happy-easter-sepia.jpg

I mean don't these look like actual proper hooters, like? I thought so..

Point proven, you cracked one off to that. You are clearly a gay.

Doesn't make you a bad person like.

[Thatsgreat]

Wait, is that a girl or a guy?

[Biggles]

Wait, is that a girl or a guy?


:dabs:

[Thatsgreat]

Biggles? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiezPpMLfqY

[Biggles]

Biggles? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiezPpMLfqY

I was very, very drunk at the time

[Thatsgreat]

Yeah, who's that other guy? Reminds me of someone famous...

[The Flying Cow]

I didn't really crack one to it Jay Poshman.

But you can gibe at me all you like, like.

[JPaul]

I didn't really crack one to it Jay Poshman.

But you can gibe at me all you like, like.

Busy, is that really you.

No it can't be.

[KFlint]

How could you believe for even a second this was a chick on this picture?

Those implants are totally ridiculous, they are closer to man boobs than pecs :blink:

[Bone.W.Machine]

I didn't really crack one to it Jay Poshman.

But you can gibe at me all you like, like.
What's up with the like, like, like? :unsure:

[Thatsgreat]

How could you believe for even a second this was a chick on this picture?

Those implants are totally ridiculous, they are closer to man boobs than pecs :blink:

Man I've seen stranger pics of women :ermm:

[JPaul]

How could you believe for even a second this was a chick on this picture?

Those implants are totally ridiculous, they are closer to man boobs than pecs :blink:

Man I've seen stranger pics of women :ermm:

If ye seek ye shall find.

[Thatsgreat]

:huh:

[The Flying Cow]

Man I've seen stranger pics of women :ermm:

If ye seek ye shall find.

Gis us an insight into the type of sites you like to wander about Jayer's Peas.

[The Flying Cow]

You twisted bar steward, you.