Eurovision 2009

[CrabGirl]

Squeeks I am LOVING the Belgian entry. Some guy dressed up as Elvis talking about how Elvis is to Fat to Rock and Roll.

Fab

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOn0QwBFOGI

[CrabGirl]

Thats him!



Way down in Memphis, Tennessee
There's a guy looking just like me
Wearing the same blue suede shoes
Singing the same old blues

Way down in the U.S. of A.
There's a guy doing things my way
Combing the same greasy hair
Hugging the same teddy bear

He's a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
But he's too fat
To rock'n'roll
He's a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
But he's too fat
To rock'n'roll

Way down in the deep deep South
There's a guy with a girly mouth
Eating the same banana sandwich
Dressed in the same kind of kitsch

Way down by the Mississippi river
There's a guy with a voice that quivers
Driving the same Cadillac car
Chasing the same lucky star

He's a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
But he's too fat
To rock'n'roll
He's a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
But he's too fat
To rock'n'roll

Way down in America
There's a guy, rich and arrogant
Dating my fair Priscilla
He makes me want to hire a killer!

Way down in the land of the brave
There's a guy lying in his grave
Cause nobody duplicating my jive
Will never get away with that alive

He was a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
Now he's too dead
to rock'n'roll
He was a copycat
Trying to steal my soul
Now he's too dead to rock'n'roll

[chalice]

'Way down in the deep deep South
There's a guy with a girly mouth'

'Dating my fair Priscilla
He makes me want to hire a killer!'

:lol:

Mental.

[Skweeky]

I can see a win for Belgium this year! It's been about 21 years.

[Mr JP Fugley]

It makes one feel all geppy.

[Skweeky]

There's a blast from the past.

[chalice]

Woo hoo. It's gep time again...

http://image53.webshots.com/153/4/25/94/456942594BZjMkJ_fs.jpg

[Skweeky]

I always thought GEP was a bit meh.

[CrabGirl]

Shit.... Belarus's entrant is not good. Not good at all.

[Biggles]

Dear Lord is it that time again already!!

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENqmf_kyv2s

[CrabGirl]

Yes. it's that time... Har har har.

[chalice]

Fuck sake, somebody deleted my gep pic.

Skizo, you nazi. :fist:

[Biggles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vQEo64IlFE

Definitive, like.

[Skweeky]

One day crabster we will go and see the Eurovision song festival!

[Mr JP Fugley]

Neil Innes is a genious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ9EWcaS7II&feature=PlayList&p=373742E6819A8E74&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

[Biggles]

Quality - Bonzo Dog and the Rutles were class.

[CrabGirl]

One day crabster we will go and see the Eurovision song festival!

Yes we shall. Perhaps the brits will win it this year.....

:glag:

[Biggles]

Remembered this the other day - far too good for Eurovision though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOad0FU9zF8

[Mr JP Fugley]

Has to be Les

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbLDI5lNdRQ&feature=PlayList&p=373742E6819A8E74&index=3

Viv was the voice on Tubular bells, did ye ken that.

[Biggles]

Urban Spaceman was superb :lol:

Kinks did some good parody stuff too

[CrabGirl]

This has to be my blood nations finest moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV41KzOYJB8

I can't work out how to embed you tube vids so click it yourselves you lazy bastards

[Biggles]

This has to be my blood nations finest moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV41KzOYJB8

I can't work out how to embed you tube vids so click it yourselves you lazy bastards

There you go

[CrabGirl]

Thanks!
that entry is shameful.

[Biggles]

Thanks!
that entry is shameful.

Oh come on there has been far worse* over the years. I bet that got some votes.

*That Belarus entry for a feckin start.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Les is giving posting lessons now. Quality to the max.

[Biggles]

Les is giving posting lessons now. Quality to the max.

It is worrying but Crabgirl was so shamed by the music she never noticed.

[Barbarossa]

This year is the first year that I'm not going to watch it.

[Rat Faced]

Can't remember the last time I watched it.. probably when Brotherhood of Man won or sth. :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Yeah, with their paedophile song.

Weirdo.

[The_Martinator]

That Belgian song is well weird, but that's Eurovision and has been for the last few years.

My country has a weird song also.

[CrabGirl]

Eurovision is not the same without terry. Sob!!!!

[CrabGirl]

Why can't i type in capitals for fuck sake!!!!

[CrabGirl]

Its even made my capital "i" lower case!!!!!

[Rat Faced]

Shhh, No shouting allowed in The Lounge.

Try the Bar

[Barbarossa]

Why can't i type in capitals for fuck sake!!!!

YOU CAN, JUST NOT FOR THE ENTIRE POST. ok?

[Biggles]

Can't remember the last time I watched it.. probably when Brotherhood of Man won or sth. :unsure:

or Sandie Shaw or someone else

[CrabGirl]

Why can't i type in capitals for fuck sake!!!!

YOU CAN, JUST NOT FOR THE ENTIRE POST. ok?

DON'T SHOUT AT MEEEEE!!!! NON-SMOKING RAGE HAS JUST HIT ME AND I'M AN ANGRY GIRL. WELL, ANGRY FOR A MINUTE THEN I CRY AND EAT A LOZENGE. IT'S pathetic.

[Skweeky]

I feel your pain. I'm on a diet and I have a chocolate craving at the minute :cry:

Luckily there is none in the house. *phew*

[CrabGirl]

Mate I'm feeling your pain. I'm not allowed chocolate either as I've put on a couple of pounds after doing really well loosing weight then putting it on after starting a new pill. I've come off it now and am not eating chocolate and I'm not smoking. I do however have a very tidy house and am getting a lot of exersise.

Fucking sucks.

[Skweeky]

I hate the pill. I started taking the mini pill after I had Ben and stopped taking it after 2 months because I was just piling on the weight. We want more kids anyway, so if it happens, it happens

(yeah, as if we have enough sex these days to procreate :lol: )

[Biggles]

http://escapio.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/a-cracked-cadbury-creme-egg.jpg

[Skweeky]

I don't like Cream Eggs. They make my teeth hurt because they are so sickly sweet. :snooty:

[Biggles]

I don't like Cream Eggs. They make my teeth hurt because they are so sickly sweet. :snooty:

It was to help put you off chocolate :sneaky:

http://memorylaneminis.com/shop/images/celery-stalk.JPG

[Skweeky]

Yeah, that's one of my snacks...

It's difficult. I grew up with the notion that it is ok to have a chocolate bar every day. It's not. It really really isn't.

[CrabGirl]

Euuuuughh. Cream eggs are VILE.

Kids are the best contraception ever. :angry:

[Biggles]

Euuuuughh. Cream eggs are VILE.

Kids are the best contraception ever. :angry:

Tell me about it :pinch:

[Rat Faced]

http://www.brusselspictures.com/wp-content/photos/La-Belgique-Gourmande/BelgianChocolateStore.JPG

[Skweeky]

Now you got me thinking about chocolate butterflies with a nutty praline filling :cry:

[Rat Faced]

/me is too busy dunking his Maryland Choc Chip Cookies to care

[Biggles]

I see they got Yosser Hughes to build the wall. :dry:

[Skweeky]

/me is too busy dunking his Maryland Choc Chip Cookies to care


On a different note; a certain jewish lady tells me you used to have a crush on moi.

[Biggles]

/me is too busy dunking his Maryland Choc Chip Cookies to care


On a different note; a certain jewish lady tells me you used to have a crush on moi.

That's got him spluttering on his cookie :yup:

[Skweeky]

Muahahaha. Muahahahaaaaa

[100%]

My wyf needs to watch Eurovision Song Contest tonight on the web.
How can this be achieved?
pls

[Mr. Mulder]

is she in england? she can watch it on the bbciplayer ...failing that, send her to england.

[100%]

Norway.... might need to use a proxy

Found this but can not get it to work http://www.skifactz.com/wifi/eurovision.htm

[Skweeky]

Tonight's the night! The sushi is getting made, the drinks are being gotten into the house, the bets are on and the points system is nearly organised!

hOORAY FOR eUROVISION.

[Mr. Mulder]

im gonna watch it for all the slutty phit euro burds. my land lady has bought me beer for helping her out the other day despite agreeing on cake, might go buy a cake :ermm:

[100%]

ok fixed it via jlctv (http://www.jlc-software.com/?page=internet_tv.html) nrk1

norway is actually not that bad or am i loosing it.
i have seen worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzmgkfmnDk

[100%]

off to party, enjoy.

[Skweeky]

Woohoo, I've got Germany! I am so in for a winner with that one. They had Ditta Von Teese. Can't go wrong! Gimmmeeeee the moneeeeeeeey

[chalice]

What the fuck is the point of having a Europe-wide phone vote if you can't vote for your own country? Are people really gonna vote against themselves?

Unless, of course, you've got money on a certain country which is an outsider in the betting.

Another tax on idiots. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

Spain.

Spain is my perfect woman.

If in some sick and twisted way i was forced to get married or face death or something else, it would be to spain.

petite, very short blonde hair, curvy, dirty looking. perfection.

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/spain/uploads/3/soraya.jpg

also i'd shag iceland and sweden. i'd shag all of them, obviousment but those three would be first

[Mr. Mulder]

and why the fuck did that 10 year old boy with fuck-off eyebrows win? his song was shit!

[Something Else]

i'd shag all of them, obviousment


and why the fuck did that 10 year old boy with fuck-off eyebrows win? his song was shit!


Did you tell her you were bedding a woman boy half 1.7 times her age.

/fixed :dry:

EDIT: Fekk I fekked up the maths for that. :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

its harder than it looks, mafs is :no:

[Sextent]

ok fixed it via jlctv (http://www.jlc-software.com/?page=internet_tv.html) nrk1


Good prog that, Zeppo.

[Snee]

Why can't i type in capitals for fuck sake!!!!

YOU CAN, JUST NOT FOR THE ENTIRE POST. ok?

THAT'S WHAT EWE THlNK.

[Barbarossa]

Ended up watching it 'cos there was nothing else on :emo:

The Norway song left me completely :bawa: both times I heard it. I suspect it was wimmins and teh gheys wot voted.

I would have voted Iceland if I was the sort of person who voted, like. Mrs B. liked the Danish song best.

UK did better than I expected, so I guess the new system works, kind of. At least it wasn't dominated by the Eastern Europeens this year. Graham Norton wasn't as crap as expected either, but he wasn't on the ball as much as Terry Wogan though. e.g. He seemed surprised that Norway gave Iceland 12 points right at the end. I mean, come on.........

There endeth the report.

[Barbarossa]

YOU CAN, JUST NOT FOR THE ENTIRE POST. ok?

THAT'S WHAT EWE THlNK.

l SEE WHAT YOU DlD THERE...

[Skweeky]

l CAN PLAY THAT GAME TOO

[Mr. Mulder]

Loud!! Noises!!

[Snee]

Spain.

Spain is my perfect woman.

If in some sick and twisted way i was forced to get married or face death or something else, it would be to spain.

petite, very short blonde hair, curvy, dirty looking. perfection.

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/spain/uploads/3/soraya.jpg

Dewd. (http://quemovida.excite.es/fotos/566/Las-fotos-de-Soraya-de-OT-en-FHM/0/SorayaFHM1)

The site is in dirty mexican, be aware.

Also (http://images.google.se/images?hl=sv&q=soraya+fhm&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=9MwSSua0KNq4-QaaiqChDw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title)

[Snee]

Hah. You're a complete idiot, aren't you? :smilie4:

EDit: Who deleted the 'tard's post above this one? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

Spain.

Spain is my perfect woman.

If in some sick and twisted way i was forced to get married or face death or something else, it would be to spain.

petite, very short blonde hair, curvy, dirty looking. perfection.

http://www.typicallyspanish.com/spain/uploads/3/soraya.jpg

Dewd. (http://quemovida.excite.es/fotos/566/Las-fotos-de-Soraya-de-OT-en-FHM/0/SorayaFHM1)

The site is in dirty mexican, be aware.

Also (http://images.google.se/images?hl=sv&q=soraya+fhm&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=9MwSSua0KNq4-QaaiqChDw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title)
http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0801/drooling_homer_MzY5CNUnEpK4.gif

[SamX]

hahahaha lol

[escspy]

WTF? Eurovision 2013 in 3D?
Stolen secret files (http://youtu.be/t5-5gEbxsvU) of the Ukraine performance on Eurovision 2013.