30

[The Flying Cow]

I got 5 on it!

Tried to get with a 30-year-old gal yesterday, and wasn't successful. That's more like your ballpark isn't it Gary? 30?

She's divorced. Really nice girl.


Anyway, Luniz I Got 5 On It is the best song of the century. Get it and prove me right chavis.

[chalice]

Yep, it's a decent tune, like.

Dirty thirty, eh? Prime of her life.

/pics

[The Flying Cow]

Yeah I'll post some when I get 'em. She's a cutie.

[Mr. Mulder]

/pics


+ wun.

[Skweeky]

Mulder, we'll need to hook up at some point. It's been a while since I had someone younger than me in my bed.

[Mr. Mulder]

is hook-up street slang for you'll take it in the arse? :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

i am soew there.

[Skweeky]

is hook-up street slang for you'll take it in the arse? :smilie4:


No chance

[The Flying Cow]

Maybe she'll agree to a titty fuck Herr Mulder.

[Mr. Mulder]

is hook-up street slang for you'll take it in the arse? :smilie4:


No chance
ewe'd luv it.

[Skweeky]

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt and threw it away.

[The Flying Cow]

H4r5h

[The Flying Cow]

Alright so the pic will stay on for a few hours, maybe until tomorrow morning (didn't ask her for permission).

The woman:

(It's safe to say I've taken a liking to her, too. :happy:)

[chalice]

/would.

She might have a horse for an arse, though.

/still would though.

[The Flying Cow]

Do you mean if she has a big ass? She does not.

Very attractive all around. Like a lady should be, like.

I wouldn't lie, seeing as 30 is already waaay out of my league, me being 9 years her junior.

[chalice]

So what is the fucking point of posting it, then?

This is some bint wot you fancy yet you'll never get?

And yet you post this on the internet?

Sherms, you're a fucking weirdo, mate.

No harm to you.

I fear for you. And women in general.

[The Flying Cow]

I say she's out of my league, that doesn't mean I'm not in the process of wooing her. Being so much older it obviously wasn't a case of me getting her after one night.

Regarding my having posted the pic, you asked for it....

Whether or not I get with her is irrelevant to your enjoyment of said illustration anyway.

Right?

[chalice]

Sheesh.

'/pics' is like a joke thing. You're mental.

I'm calling the fucking cops.

[chalice]

I saved the pic.

Obviousement.

[chalice]

Sherman, why in the name of all that's stupid, did you post that girl's pic?

Cos I asked for it? Where did you read on the internets that I wasn't a complete cunt?

When will you fucking learn? :no:

[Proper Bo]

luls

[IdolEyes787]

I got 5 on it!

Tried to get with a 30-year-old gal yesterday, and wasn't successful. That's more like your ballpark isn't it Gary? 30?


Who's Gary and what happened to the picture?
First time Sherman posts anything interesting and I miss it.:(

[Proper Bo]

I say she's out of my league, that doesn't meant I'm not in the process of wooing her. Being so much older it obviously wasn't a case of me getting her after one night.

You're not doing it right then:smilie4:

[KFlint]

I can't even read his post before the edit ffs

:dry:

[chalice]

I got 5 on it!

Tried to get with a 30-year-old gal yesterday, and wasn't successful. That's more like your ballpark isn't it Gary? 30?


Who's Gary and what happened to the picture?
First time Sherman posts anything interesting and I miss it.:(

I'm Gary, unfortunately.

And I've got the pic.

[KFlint]

Post it back :whistling

[KFlint]

This live thing is great

[IdolEyes787]

I thought you were chalice.

Is Gary like an alias or something?

[chalice]

I thought you were chalice.

Is Gary like an alias or something?

I wish, like.

I'm stuck with that stupid arse name for life, like.

[IdolEyes787]

My cousin's name is Gary he's an alcoholic too.Do you think it's related.

[chalice]

Related to you relating stupid arse names?

Prolly. :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

That's harsh Gary.

[chalice]

And by the fucking way, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a junkie.

I just can't buy morphine in a fucking off-licence, ballbag.

[The Flying Cow]

Sherman, why in the name of all that's stupid, did you post that girl's pic?

Cos I asked for it? Where did you read on the internets that I wasn't a complete cunt?

When will you fucking learn? :no:

You seem like an honest bloke, cunt or not.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

Shouldn't that earn me some gratitude?

[The Flying Cow]

I say she's out of my league, that doesn't meant I'm not in the process of wooing her. Being so much older it obviously wasn't a case of me getting her after one night.

You're not doing it right then:smilie4:

Well, as I posted at the start of the thread, I tried.

But yesh, perhaps I didn't do it in the most able fashion. Care to divulge?

[Proper Bo]

You're not doing it right then:smilie4:

Well, as I posted at the start of the thread, I tried.

But yesh, perhaps I didn't do it in the most able fashion. Care to divulge?

Stupid sherman, I'm not showing you my moves.

[Something Else]

pics or gtfo

[Cabalo]

post the pics back.

[Barbarossa]

Alright so the pic will stay on for a few hours, maybe until tomorrow morning (didn't ask her for permission).

The woman:

(It's safe to say I've taken a liking to her, too. :happy:)

I don't understand why I can't see the pre-edited post :blink:

Is this some kind of witchcraft? :unsure:

[The Flying Cow]

I dabble in the black arts

[The Flying Cow]

Ever so slightly

[IdolEyes787]

I dabble in the black arts

You're a rapper?

[peat moss]

I dabble in the black arts

You're a rapper?

Probably a Sues chef . :D

[The Flying Cow]

I dabble in the black arts

You're a rapper?

A part-time freelancer, yes