Last one to post wins the internets

[tesco]

Hoi mouldy
Futurama S06E01 DVDSCR XviD-MSPAiNT
Futurama S06E02 DVDSCR XviD-MSPAiNT

that is all.
:O They leaked?

[Mr. Mulder]

wat!1? :o

[Skiz]

:O


http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/06/062210_friendlys_cheese_burgermelt_t.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157480305851288.gif

in other news, me and t'misses went to see that get him to the greek last night, it was abolsute kwality.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157558613824302.gif

:glag: :glag: :glag: :glag: :glag:


/should probably do some work now :emo:

[ziggyjuarez]

^B& user posted CP

[Mr. Mulder]

ITSFRIDAYTOTHEMACSPLUSWUN!1111!!1 :01:

got to go sit on a bus for an hour to get to work :emo: off to the isle of white tomorrow, get to go on a boat and everything! :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Obsessed.jpg

[Barbarossa]

It's always the pretty ones :no:

[ziggyjuarez]

Poopchan

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/jun/24/iphone-reception-problems-bottom-edge

hahaha what a bunch of fucking mongs!!!

[Skweeky]

Blah. This has been such a shit week. I'll be glad when it's tomorrow night and I can watch Doctor Who with a bag of M&Ms.

First the husband loses his newly acquired job, then today, when we decide to head down to England for a spot of camping, the exhaust on the car blows, making a hole in the fuel tank. Of course this has to happen when we are just outside the limit of where the breakdown cover will take us home. Result was a 4 hour journey with 2 children on various buses and a train.

Bah, I say. Bah

[Skweeky]

They'd better not cancel Doctor Who tomorrow :angry:

[thebazzla]

They'd better not cancel Doctor Who tomorrow :angry:50 more minutes till Doctor Who hurrah :) plus i felt like giving this a bump as there is a madman on the loose in the lounge :happy:

[Skiz]

He must think it's difficult to moderate all those threads or something, instead of the three mouse clicks it takes to go to the profile page and tick the trash/ban button. :happy:

[thebazzla]

very true skiz . but is he using a proxy or something because i think that it was his 3rd account today and god knows how many he has had over the last few days or weeks even. it wouldn't be so bad if he was to make some decent threads but they seem to all look the same.

[Skweeky]

Makes it easy for us to spot them though :D

[thebazzla]

indeed it does :)

[tesco]

very true skiz . but is he using a proxy or something because i think that it was his 3rd account today and god knows how many he has had over the last few days or weeks even. it wouldn't be so bad if he was to make some decent threads but they seem to all look the same.
He doesn't use a proxy at all. His IP changes every couple of days but it's always in the same range.
His posting style is the same with every account he makes making it easy to find him anyway. :rolleyes:

In the past 2 months he has probably made over 50 accounts.

[JPaul]

very true skiz . but is he using a proxy or something because i think that it was his 3rd account today and god knows how many he has had over the last few days or weeks even. it wouldn't be so bad if he was to make some decent threads but they seem to all look the same.
He doesn't use a proxy at all. His IP changes every couple of days but it's always in the same range.
His posting style is the same with every account he makes making it easy to find him anyway. :rolleyes:

In the past 2 months he has probably made over 50 accounts.

You should count them. Nebulous information like that is no use to me.

[tesco]

I don't have that much free time.

[Something Else]

How much free-thyme don't you have exactly.

[Mr. Mulder]

back from the isle of white sup :01: it was fucking win! we saw shit loads of fucked up animals from AROUND TEH WORLD!!1 pics to follow :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

teh misses wore something well dirty from ann summers the noight we stayed, ewe could see everything yet nothing at all, it was lyke she was wearing the matrix OR SOMETHING ELSE!!11!1!11!! :o

[Proper Bo]

teh misses wore something well dirty from ann summers the noight we stayed, ewe could see everything yet nothing at all, it was lyke she was wearing the matrix OR SOMETHING ELSE!!11!1!11!! :o

I just gewgled for a picture of someone's hand with loiyke a small dress on it and a face drawn on and stuff to imply ewe were just cracking one off. Surprisingly, I couldn't find one.

[fridge2far]

I win.

[Skweeky]

teh misses wore something well dirty from ann summers the noight we stayed, ewe could see everything yet nothing at all, it was lyke she was wearing the matrix OR SOMETHING ELSE!!11!1!11!! :o

I just gewgled for a picture of someone's hand with loiyke a small dress on it and a face drawn on and stuff to imply ewe were just cracking one off. Surprisingly, I couldn't find one.


Mouldy: Pics or it didn't happen :snooty:
Bo: Make one ffs

[Proper Bo]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3332/mouldysmisses.jpg

[Skweeky]

Excellent work there.

[Mr. Mulder]

she's ....beautiful :cry:

[nthpeter]

Oh, I LOVE this place. Mods seem to be immune to IRONY, and I ended up with disabled privileges, again. :angry: :cry:

[Skiz]

Oh, I LOVE this place. Mods seem to be immune to IRONY, and I ended up with disabled privileges, again. :angry: :cry:

I can't tell what happened as there was note left, but you can always plead your case in the Report section.

[Skiz]

:glag:


http://media.heavy.com/media/2010/06/headline.jpg

[chalice]

Oh, I LOVE this place. Mods seem to be immune to IRONY, and I ended up with disabled privileges, again. :angry: :cry:

I can't tell what happened as there was note left, but you can always plead your case in the Report section.

In other words...

Shut your womanly, glazed mouth the fuck up, you whiny spastic.

Or words to that effect.

[Mr. Mulder]

^ +1

mornsup, cunts :smilie4:

[nthpeter]

Is there a way to get deleted and get all my posts pruned here?

[chalice]

Is there a way to get deleted and get all my posts pruned here?

Unfortunately, no.

However, there remain myriad options. Foremost of these (and my particular favourite) is to try fucking off and not coming back.

You might also try flinging your computer out of a window. It's not quite as favourable as the option I mention above, but the results would be largely the same.

[nthpeter]

Is there a way to get deleted and get all my posts pruned here?

Unfortunately, no.

However, there remain myriad options. Foremost of these (and my particular favourite) is to try fucking off and not coming back.

You might also try flinging your computer out of a window. It's not quite as favourable as the option I mention above, but the results would be largely the same.

Thank you for your reply, I will choose option one.

[chalice]

Thanks. Your cooperation is appreciated.

And people say I don't help out around here.

[Skweeky]

It wouldn't hurt you to pick up a hoover once in a while :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

men doing hewverings, ewe silly woman :mushy:

[CryBaby]

hahaha... this is hilarious...

[Skweeky]

men doing hewverings, ewe silly woman :mushy:

I would totally let you play with it afterwards :naughty:

[brotherdoobie]

Evesup, muthers. My beer is warm and my feet are cold.

Life's not fair.

[Mr. Mulder]

oh hai. :naughty:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Not_Gunna_Happen_Man.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

have any of ewe ever used a usb sim reader? does the sim just show up under removable... lyke a mass sotrage device?

one of my users spilt gin on her company phone :dabs:

[tesco]

have any of ewe ever used a usb sim reader? does the sim just show up under removable... lyke a mass sotrage device?
I don't think they work like that. You need to install SIM reading software. ;)

[Chief_Garbonzo]

Mr. Mulder that pic is epic. LOL. a picture is worth 1,000 words indeed!! hahah :P

[Skweeky]

have any of ewe ever used a usb sim reader? does the sim just show up under removable... lyke a mass sotrage device?

one of my users spilt gin on her company phone :dabs:

What? You lazy bar steward? You expect us to do yer new jawb for you now? Hmmmm?

[Mr. Mulder]

only the men, you pair of breasts with a user account attached to them, you :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23201/Java-4-Ever/#show

:lol:

[Skiz]

:glag::glag::glag::glag:


http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

[tesco]

:glag::glag::glag::glag:


http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
:lol: jeez why couldn't she just make her own poster?

[Mr. Mulder]

:glag::glag::glag::glag:


http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html


"I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window.!"

:glag: win!

[Mr. Mulder]

soup :smilie4:

had to work saturday and move all of the workstations from the 4th floor down here to the second, set them all up then baby sit everyone yesterday with silly things lyke this wasn't my keyboard and mouse :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/1/328fb6bf-1788-4a2b-8c66-1a515335548f.gif

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/30/39879850-aa6a-40a9-bb00-e3c7f9e40d4e.gif

and also

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/29/faee4879-1056-45b2-ab5e-8250ba224e96.gif

[tesco]

soup :smilie4:

had to work saturday and move all of the workstations from the 4th floor down here to the second, set them all up then baby sit everyone yesterday with silly things lyke this wasn't my keyboard and mouse :dabs:
Why did you mix up the keyboards and mice?:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

soup :smilie4:

had to work saturday and move all of the workstations from the 4th floor down here to the second, set them all up then baby sit everyone yesterday with silly things lyke this wasn't my keyboard and mouse :dabs:
Why did you mix up the keyboards and mice?:unsure:
why do you want to segregate them, homophobe!1!111!1 :angry:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2010/jul/06/prince-internet-over

ok guys, its been good knowing ewe all these past 7 years, time to clean out our desks and move on... :emo:

[Skweeky]

Are we all moving to the offices of the Daily Mirror? :unsure: Does this mean we'll have to use typewriters and a wall chart?

[Mr. Mulder]

why yes, yes it does!!!! :o

on the subject of other stuff,

i've got a tesco's extra value acer laptop roight, its an aspire 5532. "15.6 HD screen.

i've downloaded a 10gig copy of avatar - Avatar 2009 1080p BluRay X264-AMIABLE

ive nevar played a HD movie before, i've been told its just like being outdoors only indoors.

i've just tried to plhey it and it stutters like a twat.

do i need to piss about with codecs or something else? i've only got the k-lite mega pack :ermm: or is there some other reason it wouldn't work?

i just want to knock one out over the phit blue burds high-rez arse :emo:

[enoughfakefiles]

Sounds loike you lappy might not be upto it :eyebrows:

You might need to get someone to have a look at it:smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2010/jul/06/prince-internet-over

ok guys, its been good knowing ewe all these past 7 years, time to clean out our desks and move on... :emo:


Let's break the interweb before we go, and leave them with a ginormous bill.

Everyone, start downloading everything.


-doobs

[enoughfakefiles]

I would love to be able to download something but my internets pants at the moment.

Supposed to be getting 10Mb download but it's only at 1.5Mb. Virgin media are sending me another modem:emo:

[brotherdoobie]

Break stuff. Break stuff.


-doobs

[Mr. Mulder]

Gud moaning :coffee:

i r using firefox 4.0 beta, i like the way it makes me feel on the inside (of my pants).

further moar, if i could please direct your attention to the following.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/5/43803597-5a36-4d6c-ac9f-1159c004dc68.gif

[bobmacans]

That is good.:D

[Barbarossa]

Morning mouldy.
How much graphics memory has your laptop got? I think If it's a tesco value one I think it will struggle...

Also, I laughed like an idiot at "stutters like a twat" :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

hmm i dunno, a radeon hd 3200, not sure how much is shared, can always up it in the bios, got 3jigawotts to play with :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

having said that, Prince did say yesterday that the internet is over so i guess that means torrents are too so is there any real point in taking this further? :dabs:

[Skweeky]

Get yourself a decent typewriter ffs.

[Skiz]

on the subject of other stuff,

i've got a tesco's extra value acer laptop roight, its an aspire 5532. "15.6 HD screen.

i've downloaded a 10gig copy of avatar - Avatar 2009 1080p BluRay X264-AMIABLE

ive nevar played a HD movie before, i've been told its just like being outdoors only indoors.

i've just tried to plhey it and it stutters like a twat.

do i need to piss about with codecs or something else? i've only got the k-lite mega pack :ermm: or is there some other reason it wouldn't work?

i just want to knock one out over the phit blue burds high-rez arse :emo:

Ewe should just get 720 stuffs instead. If that lappy has the HD 3200 in it then the best screen resolution is 1366x768 and would top out at 720p files.

Ewe should also dump KLite codec pack. It's not all that these days. Get this (http://www.cccp-project.net/download.php?type=cccp) instead.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph2ZEGCoLnE

[Mr. Mulder]

oic :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

Meh. It's still raining.

I would normally enjoy a good downpour, but I wants ta play softball, and stuff.


-doobs :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

Get yourself a decent typewriter ffs.


Mulder, Adster is looking for work...

:whistling


-doobs

[Skweeky]

I have had the most unlucky month ever :(

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.

[Mr. Mulder]

I have had the most unlucky month ever :(

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.
fucks sake :no:

your landlord sounds like a cunt, i'm sure you pay on time every month and even have papers to prove its beyond your control this month, he clearly is a massive twat :dabs:

[chalice]

I have fallen victim to a karmic sammich. True story.

At Tuesday lunchtime I went to what I thought to be the bestest sammich joint in the world. I'd usually have chicken tikka cos that's what all the cool guys have. On that fateful lunchtime, however, I thinks to myself...have chicken salsa instead...just to be different. So I did.

I handed the sammich woman a tenner to pay for my 3 squids 35 pees sammich containing a fuckload of chicken, salssa sauce, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cucumber on brown bread cos brown bread is the best. She handed me back 9 squids 65 pees. This means, for the hard of thinking amongst you, that the sammich cost me 35 pees. Humanity 1 Evil Sammich Makers nil.

You'd think so, whouldn't you. I was chuffed to the max and wolfed that good ole sammich down in no time at all. I have since been laid up with the bad botulism and have been vomiting and shiteing up a storm. Revised score...Humanity nil Evil Sammich Makers 15.

Still, it got me 3 days off work to the max.

[chalice]

Also Skweeks's landlord does sound like a proper cunt indeedy-do.

I think the only solution is to give the rotter a solid stabbing several times in the liver.

[Mr. Mulder]

I have fallen victim to a karmic sammich. True story.

At Tuesday lunchtime I went to what I thought to be the bestest sammich joint in the world. I'd usually have chicken tikka cos that's what all the cool guys have. On that fateful lunchtime, however, I thinks to myself...have chicken salsa instead...just to be different. So I did.

I handed the sammich woman a tenner to pay for my 3 squids 35 pees sammich containing a fuckload of chicken, salssa sauce, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cucumber on brown bread cos brown bread is the best. She handed me back 9 squids 65 pees. This means, for the hard of thinking amongst you, that the sammich cost me 35 pees. Humanity 1 Evil Sammich Makers nil.

You'd think so, whouldn't you. I was chuffed to the max and wolfed that good ole sammich down in no time at all. I have since been laid up with the bad botulism and have been vomiting and shiteing up a storm. Revised score...Humanity nil Evil Sammich Makers 15.

Still, it got me 3 days off work to the max.


that's what ewe get for being a radical :no:

[Barbarossa]

Lol

[chalice]

You people make me sick with your lack of....no wait, that'll be the sammich again.

[chalice]

this is making me a bit :ghey:

I think you'll find that it's being a homosexual that's making you a bit :ghey:

This just makes it worse for you cos you're mostly surrounded by blokes and it gets you all of a flutter, dumpling.

[Skweeky]

I have had the most unlucky month ever :(

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.
fucks sake :no:

your landlord sounds like a cunt, i'm sure you pay on time every month and even have papers to prove its beyond your control this month, he clearly is a massive twat :dabs:

It's through a letting agency as well. Never missed a payment once in all the time we've lived here. I hope he sleeps well in the knowledge he is kicking out a family with a toddler and a tiny baby for no decent reason whatsoever.

[Mr. Mulder]

letting aidjencies <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Installing_Windows.jpg

:pinch:

[Snee]

hi

[chalice]

hi

Hello.

[chalice]

Pizza. Fact.

[Skiz]

I'm jealous. Fact.

Pizza sounds orsum right now, even though I ate a french dip at Which Wich. :happy:

[chalice]

I'm jealous. Fact.

Pizza sounds orsum right now, even though I ate a french dip at Which Wich. :happy:

It is containing chili and pepperoni and green peppers and red onions and spicy fucking sausage, but I'm afraid to go out and collect it because of the time of the year I find myself currently situated therein.

I can hear explosions in my near vicinity. True story. This is to be expected, being where I am, in this place, being besieged by cunts, and hungry.

I'm afraid a garlic bread might be quite out of the question.

[chalice]

No wait...

Turns out that the explosions were just fireworks annually honouring the institutional subjugation of my people. Close one.

Well, that's all right then. Isn't it.

[Mr. Mulder]

got to take the misses to see that twiglet 3 revenge of the vampires tonight :emo:

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/vampires-in-my-day.jpg

predators Wednesday though!!!!11!1 :01:

[tesco]

How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

[chalice]

How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

A couple of weeks should do it. If there's one within arm-locking distance, you should definitely get a woman to make it for you. They're so much better at it.

I'm a coffee man myself.

[Something Else]

How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

About 5 seconds. Stir with fingers, then quickly rinse said fingers under tap to combat scolding. I never have the thyme to wait around for it to brew.

The optimum is 2.wank minutes, or something else.

[JPaul]

How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

About 5 seconds. Stir with fingers, then quickly rinse said fingers under tap to combat scolding. I never have the thyme to wait around for it to brew.

The optimum is 2.wank minutes, or something else.

How does the finger rinsing stop one being chastised. That's a bit mental.

[tesco]

The optimum is 2.wank minutes, or something else.
That's what I was told but I find it turns bitter after about 30 seconds, but anything less just tastes like water.
My dad does 5 seconds with used tea bags. :wacko:

[enoughfakefiles]

The tea I make for myself is so transparent I don't why I bother sometimes:ermm:

It's just a cup of warm milk with water and 2 sugars. Some chaps at my place of wurk use 2 teabags, only because they're not paying for them and don't mind having instant stains on thier teeth :pinch:

[JPaul]

The secret of making tea, use boiling water.

Not boiled, fucking boiling.

It should be this colour

http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/health-and-fitness/tea-8.jpg

Then add milk and sugar to cancel the taste of the tea.

Cross thread reference ftw.

[enoughfakefiles]

Not to sound odd as well but I only sup tea at work and not at home :blink:

[tesco]

sup? :unsure:

[JPaul]

sup? :unsure:

Nowt mate, you.

[tesco]

sup? :unsure:

Nowt mate, you.
Not too much J but what I really wanted was to know what 'sup' meant in the context that enoughfakefiles put it in, obviousement. :happy:

[Quarterquack]

sip.

typo.

logical. :happy:

[chalice]

sip.

typo.

logical. :happy:

It wasn't a typo. True story.

He was using a northern colloquialism. Do keep up.

[chalice]

Actually, come to think of it, he wasn't using a colloquialism at all. He was using a fully legitimate word to describe drinking tea.

Do keep up with me keeping up.

[Snee]

Where the fuck did I put my internets bank login thingie?

[Snee]

Found it underneath some bills.

Thanks for nothing, internets.

[chalice]

Found it underneath some bills.

Thanks for nothing, internets.

Yeah, well, that wot I was gonna say anyways.

[Snee]

So I've been teaching some nub at wurk the ropes, and all. Been answering them crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

I figured, you know, I'm prolly on my way out regardless, but at least I'll make sure she's all right when I'm gone and whatnot.

Only, she quit this week. That was unexpected.

[Snee]

Also, it's been nearly six months, since I got laid off the first time.

It's funny how I'm still working there :dabs:

[Skweeky]

So I've been teaching some nub at wurk the ropes, and all. Been answering them crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

I figured, you know, I'm prolly on my way out regardless, but at least I'll make sure she's all right when I'm gone and whatnot.

Only, she quit this week. That was unexpected.

I'll take the job Snee, it can't be that difficult. You can teach me on here, right?

And I already know the answer to the above 2 questions, so I reckon that makes me more than qualified.

[Snee]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

[Snee]

Ordered on a whim (http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.24973).

The next time that fucking cat wakes me up at six in the morning I'll give it something to scream about.



Not really. I'm more likely to shoot the owner. It's not the cat's fault.

[JPaul]

I can't believe it, I just rob Mega Casino and got 43 exp! xD

No Way!!!!

[Quarterquack]

crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

Only, she quit this week.

You probably got to "Wot's an on-switch."

[Skweeky]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.


I already know some Swedish:

mjölk
bröt
jag älskar dig

That should be more than sufficient for any software manual.

[tesco]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.
I don't think she needs to learn the Swedish language to write a Swedish manual...
6442

[Skweeky]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.


I already know some Swedish:

mjölk
bröt
jag älskar dig

That should be more than sufficient for any software manual.

[Skweeky]

How strange...

[Snee]

Lulz aside, that nub was fun to have a around and pretty bright, if a tad sheltered from all things computers, previously.

I'll actually miss her, and I do wish her well in the future.

[Skweeky]

So what you're saying is, you tried to fondle her Mulder style and she ran away?

[Mr. Mulder]

all this is very well but did she have mahoosive tits!?!!!???1?

[Snee]

So what you're saying is, you tried to fondle her Mulder style and she ran away?
I won't dignify that with an answer :snooty:


all this is very well but did she have mahoosive tits!?!!!???1?
They felt average :no:

[Snee]

I cewking, buhtahwee.

I like started boiling these potatoes, but it took too long, so now I've put them in the oven with some tomatoes, a couple of dollops of butter with sea salt and some random spices.

It's anyone's guess how this turns out.

Also olive oil.

[Skweeky]

Because you think putting them in the oven will take less long than boiling them? :unsure:

[Snee]

Welp. At least I could just put it in there and go do something else.

It kept boiling over cos I used a tiny pot.

[Snee]

I dunno how it's gonna taste, but it looks great, anyhow :idunno:

[JPaul]

Did you put sugar on the tomatoes, to take away the tomatoey taste.

[Skweeky]

Don't be ridiculous Jaypea. He used salt to take away the potatoey taste.

[tesco]

What time does Top Gear air?
Right now, or one hour ago?

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Nobody likes Top Gear.

Why does BBC America show Star Trek The Next Generation.....

[Mr. Mulder]

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i bring ewe tidings of gud moaning, interwebs :smilie4:

[Something Else]

How does the finger rinsing stop one being chastised. That's a bit mental.

The cold water used to rinse stops the skin peeling off. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Mornsup muldstar. What a hideous finger-leg-keyboard person to wake up to.

[Skweeky]

That some good photoshawping! Bet barbie couldn't do that :p

[Barbarossa]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23333/21.jpg


Loving that :happy:

[Barbarossa]

That some good photoshawping! Bet barbie couldn't do that :p

:ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

got a call from one of our external clients, they said their server was down, i couldn't connect to it remotely so i got in a taxi and went over there only to have them say lolz jk its fine now, kthnx :emo:

but woteva nevar mind :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

its not like i was eating a really important sandwich or anything :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

that's lost part of its molecular integrity from being outside of its packaging for so long :snooty:

[Skweeky]

They let you near servers? That's amazing...

[Skweeky]

That some good photoshawping! Bet barbie couldn't do that :p

:ermm:

I am only joking barbie, I bet you could make something even more awesome!

[Mr. Mulder]

They let you near servers? That's amazing...
they made me sign a piece of paper promising not to try and have sex with them :(

[Mr. Mulder]

have ewe found somewhere new to live? and have you considered in my pants? :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

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http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/10/9707d000-e25e-4219-9a5a-bb1511438431.gif

/moaning. :coffee:

[Skweeky]

have ewe found somewhere new to live? and have you considered in my pants? :smilie4:

Well, we went into Glasgow today to put a deposit down on a flat, turns out they wanted the following information before we could do that:

references from previous landlords and personal references
3 months worth of bank statements
3 months worth of payslips
the name of my manager at work so they can contact him and get a reference from him as well
1.5 months rent and 1 month rent up front which cannot be paid pro rata
On top of that they couldn't even hold the flat until we wanted to move (12th of August) because it is too far away...

I explained to them that I was on maternity leave and was currently receiving a combination of maternity pay and tax credits, which both together amounts to more than my actual wage.

Apparently that is not ok and being on maternity leave, according to them, is not the same as being employed :rolleyes:

We told them were to stick their flat, obviousement.

So we have now found a lovely wee ground floor flat with a garden from someone who is letting it privately, paid the deposit earlier today and we are moving out of here on the 11th :01:



But thanks for pants offer

[Skweeky]

Oh ,and they also wanted us to pay £110 in fees, just so they could do a proper reference check. Fuck sake.

[chalice]

We told them were to stick their flat, obviousement.


Well, well, well, the language scholar slips up. Well, well, well. :happy:

Glad you got somewhere sorted, if only on the shorty. Youse'll be alright, dearest.

[Skweeky]

We told them were to stick their flat, obviousement.


Well, well, well, the language scholar slips up. Well, well, well. :happy:

Glad you got somewhere sorted, if only on the shorty. Youse'll be alright, dearest.

:O omg, apologies!

Taking all our bad luck of the last month into consideration, and the general crappyness of the past year, something fantastic is bound to follow.

Right? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

fukcing well busy today!1 not had any time to look at hilarious jpgs! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

off to see predators tonight, woop woop bitches!!!! :01:

[thebazzla]

off to see predators tonight, woop woop bitches!!!! :01:nice saw the trailer a while back and it did look an ok film with some decent actors in it. but where is arnie ?

[Mr. Mulder]

he's in it for a few minutes apparently :mushy:

[Snee]

Did you put sugar on the tomatoes, to take away the tomatoey taste.

Why would I do that? I like tomatoes.

I was also out of salt.

[Skiz]

:O

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[ziggyjuarez]

hi people

[Mr. Mulder]

:O

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/proof.jpg

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omfg she's a witch! BURN HER!!!!!! :o

[Skweeky]

Ah at least give me a chance to gather my generals.

Poor poor Razz :(

[Skiz]

Drudged that up here - http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-ketchup-lovers-worship-the-devil-24626

There are even http://www.klboard links in that thread. :O

[Skweeky]

That is so weird...
I had a dream last night about Bender and here you are referencing that thread :o

[Mr. Mulder]

'Hai girlfriends :kiss:

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[chalice]

This is fucking wank. True story.

Whose fucking daft idea was this.

Wank wank wank wank.

[Mr. Mulder]

what the f!? :o

[chalice]

Wank, you say?

[Skweeky]

Fuck sake. Do they not know we dislike change? :angry:

[Hairbautt]

wat the hell happened.

[Proper Bo]

the board appears to be suffering from bad aids.:mellow:

[enoughfakefiles]

Is this the new VB board :blink:

[Lilmiss]

Bo is having a gay threesome in my kitchen! :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

Bo is having a gay threesome in my kitchen! :pinch:
You can, uh...Get back at him with me.

:lookaroun

[Lilmiss]

erm, no.


Thanks. :P

[Hairbautt]

:O He's really only having a sausage sandwich and I don't think there would be enough time for that kind of shenanigans! :ermm:


I'll ask him to confirm it like. He get pour me a drink while he's up. :happy:
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[googleme]

Bo is having a gay threesome in my kitchen! :pinch:

interesting :))

[Lilmiss]

Ouch! In the time it took me to summon, demand & graciously receive, you played the cut, copy & paste card. If this was Nerd Top Trumps you would be high stacked. :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

First of all, it's copy & paste. Cut, copy and paste would be redundant.

Think about it.

[Mr. Mulder]

/mundheysup :emo:


:coffee:

[Barbarossa]

What. The. Fuck. :ermm:


/me dislikes intensely.

[Mr. Mulder]

i fort we were m8s, was only saying good morning... :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

there's been loads of people trolling on here lately, is it all the same person lyke? :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

look what the new forumz does to gifs, i don't liek it' :cry:

[Barbarossa]

I think so. :idunno:

Tedious, isn't it.

[Barbarossa]

Sorry, I forgot to quote. This new forum has unsettled me

[alfons]

I wanna win the internetz! But I probably won't.

Still a looser it seems

[Skweeky]

Sorry, I forgot to quote. This new forum has unsettled me

Try some Senokot

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai guise :kiss:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Asterix]

last for this moment:D

[Something Else]

Have all the themes been donated by Fisher Price for 4-12 year olds.

[Mr. Mulder]

zing!1 you got zinged fst!!! oh shit it is on now dawgs!!!!!!!!

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[Mr. Mulder]

/sup benchez :smilie4:

[grub]

did I win?

[soks]

I think I won

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, buttmonkeys!!1 :01:

Off to see Toy Story 3 tonight!111

[Skiz]

Predators is in the theater and ewe are going to see toy story? I smell a womans fuckery afoot. :sneaky:

[Mr. Mulder]

we've got these cinema passes where we pay £13.50 a month ($1042.52) and can go as much as we want :happy:

and before the film starts we go over the road to tescos to buy ben and jerrys there where it only costs £1.50 ($97) instead of £3.50 ($398) at the food stand! And then smuggle it in her purse (ewephemism) :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

we went to see inception the other night and fucking hell was it boring! we saw a late showing and i kept driffting off, there were a lot of tired looking faces at the end of it.

[sonyboy]

okay guys i think i can maybee top this just maybee,,, how about this a guy fea Glasgow wants to buy the internet from a shop this is shear class

""WARNING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE"" well he is fea Glasgow

[Mr. Mulder]

we've got these cinema passes where we pay £13.50 a month ($1042.52) and can go as much as we want http://filesharingtalk.../vb3/images/smilies/happy.gif

and before the film starts we go over the road to tescos to buy ben and jerrys there where it only costs £1.50 ($97) instead of £3.50 ($398) at the food stand! And then smuggle it in her purse (ewephemism) http://filesharingtalk.../vb3/images/smilies/pinch.gif

i just text the misses telling her im going to shove ice cream up her vagine and she said 'k!1 :o

[Mr. Mulder]

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bwahahahaha! lolz!!!

[Skiz]

we've got these cinema passes where we pay £13.50 a month ($1042.52) and can go as much as we want http://filesharingtalk.../vb3/images/smilies/happy.gif

and before the film starts we go over the road to tescos to buy ben and jerrys there where it only costs £1.50 ($97) instead of £3.50 ($398) at the food stand! And then smuggle it in her purse (ewephemism) http://filesharingtalk.../vb3/images/smilies/pinch.gif

You smuggle ice cream into the movies? :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

it costs moar when you buy it at the cinema, loads of other people have the same idea too we see others dewing it all the time :unsure: ...Toy Story was sold out last night, got to wait till Sunday now :sadwalk:

[Mr. Mulder]

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bwahahahahaha! wimins! god i hate them :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

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bwahahahahaha! wimins! god i hate them :rolleyes:

Are you switching sides mouldy? I saw that coming a mile off. You're too dirty not to be gay.

[mysoogals]

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[Mr. Mulder]

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bwahahahahaha! wimins! god i hate them :rolleyes:

Are you switching sides mouldy? I saw that coming a mile off. You're too dirty not to be gay.

too dirty? :unsure:

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[Mr. Mulder]

right that's it, no moar posting pictures if this is what the new board does to them :emo: :emo: :emo:

[Skiz]

right that's it, no moar posting pictures if this is what the new board does to them :emo: :emo: :emo:

I'll put it on the to-do list just for ewe. :kiss:

[tesco]

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[tesco]

Solved for future attachments...

[Something Else]

Skiz' to-do list = tesco. Fact. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

this is why i'd take a bullet in the chest for ewe guys and by bullet i mean penis and by chest i of course mean arse :hug:

[tesco]

:ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

:mushy:

[ziggyjuarez]

here iron this lol

[ziggyjuarez]

you people sleep too much.

[Zevaka]

i look at # of posts of users on this page... YOU ALL should sleep more :)

[Mr. Mulder]

sup cunts!1

just watched Brooklyn's Finest [2009] dvd rip nlx and shit on my tits was it a good moviefilm! :o

[ziggyjuarez]

Free WiFi ='s as good as my 50$/m connection :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

mundheysup :dabs:

/ :coffee:

[ziggyjuarez]

Get laptop all night :wink:

[Mr. Mulder]

tuesdheysup, seems like only yesterday it was mundheysup... :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

Not got much on today so you cunts better be interesting!1 cos if you're not... :fist:

[ziggyjuarez]

or 4chan for a chan name.

[Barbarossa]

Not got much on today so you cunts better be interesting!1 cos if you're not... :fist:
When you say "Not got much on" ........

You're just sitting there in your pants, aren't you :fist:

[Something Else]

Naturally :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Not got much on today so you cunts better be interesting!1 cos if you're not... :fist:
When you say "Not got much on" ........

You're just sitting there in your pants, aren't you :fist:

it all hit the fan after i posted that, someone in accounts computer died, need to set-up two new workstations and one of our printers has stopped working :emo: (and of course im just in my pants, im awake arent i!)

[Barbarossa]

Perhaps you need to install a browser :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

is it free? :ermm:

[ziggyjuarez]

Great stuff on that there uselessjunk.com

not sfw

[Barbarossa]

Yes, it is 107 of your Earth Pounds.

[Mr. Mulder]

The Opposite Of Keanu :o

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[ziggyjuarez]

one in 100 americans are locked up, one in nine black americans are locked up...damn niggas is crazy!

[Skiz]

The board is being an asshole today. :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Skweeky]

Mornsup mouldy. Still in yer pants?

[KFWQ]

That's very nice

[brotherdoobie]

My thighs feel like taut rubber bands that are ready to snap. I'm taking it easy today.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

What happened to that thread about ziggy's platonic rel'p?

[Mr. Mulder]

Mornsup mouldy. Still in yer pants?

you'd like that wouldn't ewe :no:

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[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23516/DIY-Shotgun-A-Beer/#show :drool:

[Mr. Mulder]

ive been looking at tablets recently, ipads can fuck right off, there seems to be a few good linux based ones about but the whole wave on win7 enabled tablets come out soon, but most of them look like ipads - i don't want people on the bus to think im metrosexual :unsure:

[Skweeky]

I look metrosexuals; plus they tend to get more wimmins

[Mr. Mulder]

Hmm... I am all about the wimins :smilie4:

[Zevaka]

stop this stupid games