Last one to post wins the internets

[tesco]

I saw it but surprisingly don't keep a tape measure handy at the computer.
How do you measure your e-penis?:unsure:

[Barbarossa]

He's got a micrometer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micrometer)

[tesco]

:glag:

[tesco]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/safety.png

[Proper Bo]

can any of ewe cawks recommend a good sat nav?

[Proper Bo]

I'm car shawping, like.
So far I've got a dvd head unit, now I need a car to put it in :pinch:

[tesco]

Get one of those dvd head units with built in MP3 and sat nav and all that.

[Proper Bo]

No, they're too expensive (the head unit i've got is out of my brother's old car, so it's not costing me much).

[Snee]

Just steal a car with everything already in it, like wot you normally would.

[Proper Bo]

Once again, snee comes up with a winning solution.:smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

I saw it but surprisingly don't keep a tape measure handy at the computer.
How do you measure your e-penis?:unsure:

Is it not in the properties of your torrent software :unsure:

Just got my ticket for the Championship play off final at wembley :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Whatever you do, do NOT buy a Binatone satnav. They are Shite.

[CrabGirl]

Get one with a strong sucker so it doesn't fall off and you end up having to reach for it and end up crashing your car like a daft friend of mine did.

[Proper Bo]

Whatever you do, do NOT buy a Binatone satnav. They are Shite.

I've never even heard of those.

[Proper Bo]

Get one with a strong sucker so it doesn't fall off and you end up having to reach for it and end up crashing your car like a daft friend of mine did.

The last one I used, I snapped the cunting mount because the sucker was stuck onto the window so damn well.

[Proper Bo]

bought the fuck out of a tomtom xl classic v2 on ebay, innit.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup cawkfans,

tired doesn't even begin to descr...

[Mr. Mulder]

done too many sit-ups, my stomach hurts if i sit down or stand up, i don't want to live anymore! :cry:

[Alien5]

do some more sit-ups

to clear the lactic acid

[Alien5]

tell me what happened. :mellow:

[Something Else]

Bauer survived at the last minute. Surprise. :w00t:

[Skiz]

Spoilers above. :dabs:

[Skweeky]

done too many sit-ups, my stomach hurts if i sit down or stand up, i don't want to live anymore! :cry:


I bet I could out sit-up you. On a bench, upside down, with a weight ball on my chest.

Nancyboy.

[100%]

That is because you live on the moon.

[Barbarossa]

I bet I could out sit-up you. On a bench, upside down, with a weight ball on my chest.

:blink:

I can't visualise this at all.

[Barbarossa]

Oh, is it when you're sort of hanging off a ledge and you have to get back to horizontal? :unsure:

[Alien5]

probably to Lie down on a decline bench or something resembling a decline position.

hanging situps are: http://www.sports-db.com/strength/bodyweight/abdominals/situpshanging/index.html

but you hit the same muscles by doing this with weights:http://www.sports-db.com/strength/bodyweight/abdominals/legraise/index.html

[Skweeky]

Oh, is it when you're sort of hanging off a ledge and you have to get back to horizontal? :unsure:


Yeah. I put mine on a steep angle, otherwise I don't get anything out of it. Please be informed that sit ups do not help you get rid of belly fat. Mine is still stubbornly sitting there ever since the wee man came along :dry:

[chalice]

Lost is over. This depresses me. So I'm gonna have to find something else to watch.

I've chosen 24. Tried to watch the first season when it first came out but I only got up to about episode 12 before I said fuck that, this is shite. I still stole every episode since, as a matter of greed/OCD.

So I'm a gonna watch every episode since 12 of season 1 up to 24 of season 7. Now.

By my estimate, that's about 130 hours of TV. See youse next Christmas.

[Skweeky]

Chalice, watch Ghost Wisperer. Scary ghosties and a hot chick. Double win.

[chalice]

I've seen it. Didn't like it.

That's for the girlies.

[Something Else]

http://img2.pict.com/a7/b2/e2/507b24adb5bba086db5f510d12/Vm8ZS/b50001aa4a84960799fd955f9be472f1.gif

[Alien5]

Oh, is it when you're sort of hanging off a ledge and you have to get back to horizontal? :unsure:


Yeah. I put mine on a steep angle, otherwise I don't get anything out of it. Please be informed that sit ups do not help you get rid of belly fat. Mine is still stubbornly sitting there ever since the wee man came along :dry:

if you watch an episode of survivor you'll notice starvation gets rid of belly fat.

[Snee]

I've seen it. Didn't like it.

That's for the girlies.

Generation Kill, mang. Watch it.

[chalice]

I've seen it. Didn't like it.

That's for the girlies.

Generation Kill, mang. Watch it.

Know what? I will.

Currently stealing.

[Snee]

I'd also tell you to check out Rome, but I'd be surprised if you hadn't seen it.

[chalice]

I've seen Rome, like. It was quality.

Not a patch on I Claudius, but worthy nonetheless.

[Snee]

kewl. I was trying to think of stuff you might like, see. Means I got one right.

[Hairbautt]

Duke Nukem Forever (http://ct.gamespot.com/clicks?t=212394548-a5c912e5f3adbe530f26ed42131cdc1a-bf&brand=GAMESPOT&s=5)
Publisher: Take-Two Interactive | PC | Action release:
2009-12-31 (http://ct.gamespot.com/clicks?t=212394549-a5c912e5f3adbe530f26ed42131cdc1a-bf&brand=GAMESPOT&s=5)

:w00t:

[chalice]

btw, Allen, I watched yon Peter Green documentary you were on about. It was excellent.

Poor cunt. :no:

[Alien5]

btw, Allen, I watched yon Peter Green documentary you were on about. It was excellent.

Poor cunt. :no:

Yeah and it's lucky he met that author, he looks almost normal at times.

before watching that, i only knew that he had suddenly decided to join a cult, and had gone mental but the other band members tell a different story.

the funny thing is he's world famous and as you said "poor cunt", he probably is very poor and never felt like he was rich or wanted to be, very sad. :(

[chalice]

I don't think he ever wanted to be rich. He just wanted to make music his way.

Those German psychos had a hand in his psychoses but the damage was already done before he met them. Sometimes acid just has a profound effect on cunts for the rest of their lives. Happened to a mate of mine in very similar circumstances, like.

He's not poor, though. He refused royalties for a long time, but not any more. And Black Magic Woman has had more than 4 million plays on radio. You're right, though. That journalist brought him back from the abyss and since then, he's put out 10 albums. So he's by no means broke.

Just a waste of talent cos he was getting ECT for years, growing his fingernails and being completely monged out to the max for several decades.

[Alien5]

He must have done tons of it, and being locked up like that must have been torture, some people could handle it (lsd) well though, others couldn't.

[Skweeky]

We need more girls in here. Things are getting too blokey. Allen, pretend to be a girl.

[Alien5]

No :(

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6142/deliciouscorn.gif

[CrabGirl]

Cockspannery fuckwitness. Got second interview for that job tomorrow and it's testing my non-smoking reserve quite a lot. In other news I went for a walk earlier and the path went through a field of cows. Fine, I thought, they are just cows. Except they weren't. On closer inspection, as the beasties were walking up to me shaking their heads aggressively, I realised they were bulls. Lots and lots of territorial pissed-off bulls.

The hardest part was turning slowly around and walking away calmly with my back to them, rather than running at full pelt.

And for those of you who say why all the fuss, these bulls had malicious intent in their eyes.

[Snee]

Just saw Punisher: War Zone. It was the BEST PUNISHER MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN!!½

Arky: watch it.

[Snee]

It even had that guy from the X-Files what ate liveries, being a psycho.

[Snee]

You could tell it would be awesome nearly right at the beginning when he snapped some old wummin's neck.

EDit: Punisher, not the liver guy.

[Snee]

Someone should tell that fag Michael Bay that this movie is how you stay true to the source material AND make a kewl movie. 'cos he haven't a fucking clue. Ploduct-placement whore.

[Alien5]

That's what Hollywood want nowadays, a rated 12 Action, Drama, War, Romance all rolled into one, pearl harbour was 183 min of that crap.

[chalice]

Lads, have a fucking tissue.

[Snee]

I expect you'd be agreeing with us to the max if he'd directed something based on something you think is kewl :snooty:

Imagine a version of V for Vendetta where everyone drove GM and a soda machine with a well noticable brand name started walking around.

Or imagine having Ben Stiller in the lead role.

:snooty:

[chalice]

I'd hate that.

Kewl things are shite. Fact.

You're so next yesterday. booN!

[Skiz]

Cockspannery fuckwitness. Got second interview for that job tomorrow and it's testing my non-smoking reserve quite a lot. In other news I went for a walk earlier and the path went through a field of cows. Fine, I thought, they are just cows. Except they weren't. On closer inspection, as the beasties were walking up to me shaking their heads aggressively, I realised they were bulls. Lots and lots of territorial pissed-off bulls.

The hardest part was turning slowly around and walking away calmly with my back to them, rather than running at full pelt.

And for those of you who say why all the fuss, these bulls had malicious intent in their eyes.

Well done there. Seriously. :mellow:

[Skiz]

There's nothing on the picture box worth watching. At all. :no:

[Skweeky]

fucksup.

Have started sending my CV to a few companies I'm interested in working with.

[Barbarossa]

I'm about to go home. What a shit day :dabs:

[Alien5]

I just got home.

[Barbarossa]

Can you put my dinner on?

[Alien5]

:mellow:

[Skweeky]

We just had lobster. Yum.

[CrabGirl]

Yum. How did you cook it?

[Skweeky]

Unfortunately, I could only find the pre-cooked ones :( There is no fishmonger around here :cry:

We had it on a bed of rice, with balsamic vinegar dressing and parsley on top. Asparagus and artichoke hearts.

[CrabGirl]

Yum yum yum! Hope you enjoyed it!

[Skweeky]

Sure did. I am trying recipes out of a gluten free cookbook. Tasty stuff.

[KFlint]

Lybia's flag is awesome

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/flags/libya.gif

[Snee]

I'd hate that.

Kewl things are shite. Fact.

You're so next yesterday. booN!

Your FACE is shite :snooty:

[Snee]

Rumour has it Bo's got a job.

I was all like nowai!! :o

[Barbarossa]

Yah. He needs to wear a uniform which includes gloves :yes:

[Snee]

Ah. So he's become a janitor.

[chalice]

Somebody gimme a link to the bestest (easiest) way to flash the drives on an xbox, please.

[Snee]

:idunno:

I don't even own one of those. Google provides a couple of guides and stuff, but I'm not gonna insult your intarlligence by posting one of those.

Also, you said I was next yesterday.

[Snee]

And I've apparently confused Ben Affleck with Ben Stiller.

[Barbarossa]

I always confused Ben Stiller with Ben Miller, but you probably don't know him.

I confuse Ben Affleck with Matt Damon.

[Something Else]

Somebody gimme a link to the bestest (easiest) way to flash the drives on an xbox, please.

360 or auld.

[Barbarossa]

And I've apparently confused Ben Affleck with Ben Stiller.

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1242918489/BenStillerandBenAffleck.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

sup, fucktards :01:

got five days off wurk FTW!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111 :01: :01: :01: :01: :01:

[Skweeky]

Man, everyone is dying around me. My best mate's dad is on his last breath and Gem's auntie died last week.

[Proper Bo]

bought the fuck out of a car today, like.
I went all terry tibbs on his ass:01:

[Proper Bo]

In other news, I was at a bad manners gig tonight but had to take my dad home before they even started cause he's got bad aids or something:no:

[tesco]

bought the fuck out of a car today, like.
I went all terry tibbs on his ass:01:
what make/model/year?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

2003 honda civic.

[tesco]

Good car. :)

[Proper Bo]

I know, that's why I bought it:unsure:

[Skiz]

2 door/4 door/hatch?

[Skiz]

Or it one of those badass VTEC thingies?

[Mr. Mulder]

did ewe get that prison jawb then, bo? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

day one of five days off :01:

got to get an hour and a half train to landan then a 4 hour bus to lincoln :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17645/1.jpg

lolz

[Mr. Mulder]

got a happy burfday email at one minute past five this morning from overclockers.co.uk, its not for six days yet :blink:

[Barbarossa]

Overclockers are never wrong.

Happy birthday :hbd:

[Mr. Mulder]

omgwtfbbq they overclocked my birthday!?? :o

[Mr. Mulder]

/putting the mighty boosh radio series on my mp3 player to avoid small talk with anyone on the bus unless they're fit and female :smilie4:

[LubTheStaringCat]

I just bought an Asus Triton 88 cooler from Overclockers.

[Proper Bo]

2 door/4 door/hatch?
5 door hatch

Or it one of those badass VTEC thingies?
no, it's a 1.7 turbo diesel cause they're cheap as fuck to run/insure/tax


did ewe get that prison jawb then, bo? :unsure:

yeah.

[Rat Faced]

day one of five days off :01:

got to get an hour and a half train to landan then a 4 hour bus to lincoln :dabs:

Why didn't you just get the train all the way?

I know its a crap rail station @ Lincoln, but it's there :unsure:


On other hand, bus is probably quicker than that fucking useless Newark Connection..

[Skweeky]

:dry:

I think I am noticing the first signs of seperation anxiety in Ben. He screams whenever I leave the room. He's also developed this terrible high pitched scream, specially reserved for evening times.

[Alien5]

maybe he's hungry.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/mvpuff.jpg

[MCHeshPants420]

Earplugs ...

[Snee]

Chloroform ...

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

[Skweeky]

Tesco, you fucking bastard!

:lol:

[Skweeky]

Chloroform ...

I like the way you're thinking...

Was up with him 3 times last night. :wacko:

[enoughfakefiles]

:dry:

I think I am noticing the first signs of seperation anxiety in Ben. He screams whenever I leave the room. He's also developed this terrible high pitched scream, specially reserved for evening times.

This is good news for us fathers cause it means more mummy time :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

:cry:

I know.

[brotherdoobie]

Kids are evil. Ask SnnY: He was a teacher of the little beast (he knows).


-bd

[Snee]

Actually, in hindsight that was the best job I ever had. It was well cushy. All I had to do was show up and they liked me.

Sure, it was a lot of shouting, and children clinging to me and so forth, but there were no lawsuits, and the boss was reasonably sane.

[Something Else]

OnmywaytoAmsterdamnsup. Laters. Pass on my commiserations to Bo. :smilie4:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Evening cawklords.

[Something Else]

Why didn't one of you tell me it was half term. :eyebrows:

We couldn't get a ticket for the funkin ferry. See my previous.

[100%]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU


:pinch:

[Proper Bo]

Pass on my commiserations to Bo. :smilie4:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1551/200pxfootballleaguecham.png
:emo:

[Something Else]

:lol:

At least you might win it.

[Mr JP Fugley]

No, they won't.

Oh and they will lose a shit load of money because of the mental contracts.

Leeds Utd II

[Proper Bo]

It'll certainly be interesting, like.

In other news, check your inbox on the other account what ewe were using the other day

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's like all complicated and stuff.

Can't you send it here.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, use less accounts or do something else.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Replied to the macs.

[Crowley]

Hi, I was just curious what this thread was about ;D

[tesco]

Hi, I was just curious what this thread was about ;D

the last one to post gets $20.
So as you can imagine it's never ending.

[Sextent]

It's Canadiaian dollars like.

[Skweeky]

I went camping yesterday near Bambury, that's where Hogwarts is! Incidentally, we also met up with RF.

[MCHeshPants420]

Pass on my commiserations to Bo. :smilie4:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1551/200pxfootballleaguecham.png
:emo:

:(

At least I get to watch them play at Home Park ... :dabs:

[Sextent]

http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr183/dyno-byte/wah.gif

[Skweeky]

:o

[Skiz]

Back from three days at the river.

My liver won't soon forgive me for the overtime its had to put in over the past few days. It's convinced the rest of my body to treat me like shit as well it appears. I hurt all over. :(

[tesco]

This new thread title doesn't seem to work very well.
Nobody is posting here anymore. :/

[Something Else]

It is a bit like saying last one to post can fuck off. :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

[Something Else]

That's a lot of cawfee. :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

Hahaha fucking shitty board :pinch:

Let me 'fix' that...

[Something Else]

My 11 year old monitor finally packed up yesterday. Now I have to use a small, digital screen with a borrowed VGA cable that I have to give back in an hour. :dabs:
I miss my CRT. I'm going to get another one of those.

I've memorised a lot of keyboard shortcuts so I can use my PC without a screen for the rest of the day. :happy:

[Barbarossa]

This is not a long term solution.

Just get a cheap LCD screen from Tesco or something :idunno:

[Something Else]

I've got a free, cheap LCD here, it's just missing a VGA cable. I've got a few free CRTs lined up on freecycle for later toady. Innit.

[chalice]

Hoi Benjamin, I've got an old Samsung 15 inch CRT if you wants it.

Pay for the postage and it's all yours, hotshot.

[Barbarossa]

Why isn't the forum updating properly :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

CRT > LCD It's too bad they're so feckin bulky.


-bd

[Skweeky]

afternoonsup. The neighbour's dog died. And the neighbour is about to die. And the neighbour accross the road has died.

I think it's time I moved.

[Barbarossa]

Are you some kind of Harbinger of Death :O

[CrabGirl]

Yo there. I've got a sunburnt scalp.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Barbarossa always gets a sunburnt scalp. I tell her to wear a hat. She takes no notice.

[CrabGirl]

I was told to wear a hat. I spent the weekend telling the children to wear hats. I didn't wear a hat. It's my own fault I'm flaky.

The rest of me is a lovely brown, despite the factor 25. The other half has burnt his armpits. HOW?

[Snee]

Balls.

I must have been really tired last night. I was trying to get pentomato to realise he's a fucking idiot, again.

Hah, and I almost signed this with my real name, like wot I would with emails at wurk.

And we're getting sued again :01:

[Barbarossa]

I know your real name :sly:

and you know mine :kiss:

[Skweeky]

Are you some kind of Harbinger of Death :O


:fear:

Maybe I am.

It turns out that Ben, despite having ginger-ish hair, goes a lovely brown the instant he spends any time in the sun. That means him and his dad go round looking all nice and healthy, while I will spend my time slapping on factor 40 and wearing a huge hat.

[Skweeky]

Balls.

I must have been really tired last night. I was trying to get pentomato to realise he's a fucking idiot, again.

Hah, and I almost signed this with my real name, like wot I would with emails at wurk.

And we're getting sued again :01:

:o


You mean Snee isn't your real name???


:o

[CrabGirl]

Is your name Bjorn?

[Skweeky]

Is it Benedikt?

[Barbarossa]

Duhhhhhh, try some japonese names...

[Skweeky]

Suzuki?

[CrabGirl]

Gunnar? Hans? Kawasaki? Cmon, what does your name mean and we'll guess like that.

My name means fairy. Fuck that.

[Skweeky]

Mine is derived from the Greek word for wisdom.

[CrabGirl]

Retzina?

[Skweeky]

Sophia -> Sonja

Sayonara?

[Something Else]

Hoi Benjamin, I've got an old Samsung 15 inch CRT if you wants it.

Pay for the postage and it's all yours, hotshot.

If i'd seen that before I had to return the cable I woulda taken you up on ity. Thanks.

I've got an orsum 19'' , 10 years old CRT on the way. :happy:

[Something Else]

Snee's name is Henrik Kawasaki I believe.

[Something Else]

Free stuff off Freecycle > .

[CrabGirl]

Sophia -> Sonja

Sayonara?

;) I know. I like the way you spell your name. My partner's youngest is called Jasper. I don't think he thought too hard about the impact of the name on a ginger child.

[Something Else]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1xHr-q0r5cw/Sa0fqXbPahI/AAAAAAAAAXg/DlcJ_LLPrjk/S1600-R/GJasper_Header_2.jpg

:unsure:

[CrabGirl]

I was thinking more Jasper Carrot.

[Cheese]

Sigh. My work's systems have gone totally down apart from interwebs. Which is great because I get to skive but bad because tomorrow (which was my day off) I will be working like a motherbitch to catch up on all missed/lost work from today.

[chalice]

Benjamin, do me a favour, mate.

Have a looksee on Soulseek for 'Lucy Wainwright Roche- 8 More Songs', will ya?

There's a good chap.

[Sextent]

I used to know Snee's real name but I ate it.

[chalice]

I know it, but I can see why he'd prefer to be called Snee, like.

Just as I'd prefer to be called chavis.

True story.

[Sextent]

For security reasons

[Sextent]

I know it, but I can see why he'd prefer to be called Snee, like.

Just as I'd prefer to be called chavis.

True story.

Exactly, chalice of weewee

[chalice]

Yeah, and also aesthetic reasons, like.

It's alright for youse cunts having a decent name like Seamus and the Anglicised derivative, like.

My name, however, looks and sounds like shite, has no classical connotations and it isn't really something you'd wanna hand down to one of your offspring.

What the fuck were they thinking? :no:

Apart from giving me a hun name so I could get a job in a shipyard that I never fucking wanted anyway.

[chalice]

I know it, but I can see why he'd prefer to be called Snee, like.

Just as I'd prefer to be called chavis.

True story.

Exactly, chalice of weewee

Hey, I was rummaging around for a unique username and it kinda sprang from nowheres, like.

It was alright for a while, but you'd be amazed how many fuckers just stole the fuck outta that name just cos they thought it was good. True story.

[Skiz]

The fook? Now the "LIVE" thing is disabled again?

[chalice]

New bested thang evar, like.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31MP2P7X69L._AA280_.jpg

True fucking story.

[Something Else]

Benjamin, do me a favour, mate.

Have a looksee on Soulseek for 'Lucy Wainwright Roche- 8 More Songs', will ya?

There's a good chap.

Willdo

[Something Else]

removed.... you know better than that. :dabs:

[chalice]

removed

Nope, that's the first ep, like. I uploaded that one myself. It's called '8 Songs' Fact.

The one I'm looking for is the second ep called '8 More songs'.

[Skiz]

New bested thang evar, like.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31MP2P7X69L._AA280_.jpg

True fucking story.

Been eating that for fucking ever. Goes great on burgers and chicken sammiches. :01:

Wot did you have it with?

[Something Else]

Sorry about posting that linky. /wopped.

I'll look on soulseek. :emo:

[Skweeky]

Grrrrrrr. Look at the bloody time. The little skweek is having a tantrum. I went in to check on him and he bloody smiled. Smiled!

I'm just letting him whinge now. I think I might record some of it to add to his box of memories. Muahahaha.

I shall play it every time he introduces a new girlfriend. Revenge shall be mine.

[Something Else]

Careful. He's still young enough to slap you, laugh and get away with it.

[Proper Bo]

commiserations to the hippy twunt:smilie4:

[Sextent]

Schadenfreude is an ugly word peabody.

[Proper Bo]

indeed it is, but fuck 'em, we're in the championship ffs.

[Something Else]

Barca deserved it. Well done to them.

[enoughfakefiles]

indeed it is, but fuck 'em, we're in the championship ffs.

Thanks for swapping plaices bo :pinch:

[Hairbautt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-jRlnENOVo

:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

indeed it is, but fuck 'em, we're in the championship ffs.

Thanks for swapping plaices bo :pinch:

It's alright, I'm sure ewe'll be back in the championship after next season.

I reckon we'll still be there too, like:pinch:

[callum]

Thanks for swapping plaices bo :pinch:

It's alright, I'm sure ewe'll be back in the championship after next season.

I reckon we'll still be there too, like:pinch:

I bet you're glad sunderland didn't go down, you'll still be able to support a nearby premiership team. Newcastle can be your championship team.

[Proper Bo]

"the championship" sounds better than "premier league" anyway:snooty:

[callum]

League One sounds quite good as well.

[Proper Bo]

At least we've got the biggest stadium in the league, like:pinch:

[Skiz]

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Mr. Mulder (23)

:hbd:

[chalice]

New bested thang evar, like.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31MP2P7X69L._AA280_.jpg

True fucking story.

Been eating that for fucking ever. Goes great on burgers and chicken sammiches. :01:

Wot did you have it with?

I was having this dodgy prawn curry with boiled rice nonsense. It was bland as aul fuck and I sez til meself, 'you should put some a yon weirdo hot sauce wot your missus got in Tescos yesterday on it, innit'. So I did. And what do ya know, it rawked out. Totally transformed the shitey prawn curry to the max.

True story.

[Skweeky]

In other depressing news;


yesterday the neighbour's dog died. Today the neighbour died.

[chalice]

In other depressing news;


yesterday the neighbour's dog died. Today the neighbour died.

Nice one.

Which are going eat first?

[Skweeky]

Well, the dog was cremated and the neighbour was very skinny. Think we'll just go for a curry after the funeral.

[chalice]

Who, in the name of fuck, cremates a dog?

Char-grilled, shirley?

[Skiz]

My friend cremated his boxer on Monday. True story.

[Skweeky]

That's what they do when you hand it in to the vet. :unsure:

It's shame really. He could be an evil cunt, but I enjoyed the conversations we had about literature and art. (with the neighbour that is, not the dog).

RIP Ronnie, I'll have a wee drink on you!

[Skiz]

I was having this dodgy prawn curry with boiled rice nonsense. It was bland as aul fuck and I sez til meself, 'you should put some a yon weirdo hot sauce wot your missus got in Tescos yesterday on it, innit'. So I did. And what do ya know, it rawked out. Totally transformed the shitey prawn curry to the max.

True story.

Good call, sir.

It goes great with that sort of stuffs. I've had it on jambalaya with crawfish and it was tits. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

In other more cheerful news: 5 more sleeps and I'm going on holiday!

[Skiz]

Just watched Breaking Bad too. Hal was harsh as feck!1 :O

[chalice]

Just watched Breaking Bad too. Hal was harsh as feck!1 :O

Yep, but business is business, like.

As far as he was concerned, she was some smackhead skank. And he wasn't far wrong.

He should've smothered Jesse with a pillow too and kept his half mil while he was at it. :smilie4:

[Snee]

That's what they do when you hand it in to the vet. :unsure:

It's shame really. He could be an evil cunt, but I enjoyed the conversations we had about literature and art. (with the neighbour that is, not the dog).

RIP Ronnie, I'll have a wee drink on you!

was that the one you got the poetry for?

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

If so, can I have the bewks wot you bought him?

Eh?

[Skweeky]

Yes, he's the one I got the poetry for. And no, you can't have the books, because his son (who incidentally is the hubbie's best mate) has paid for them and is keeping them.

When he finished reading the one you recommended Chalice, he said he didn't quite get why we got him a book about homosexuality.

[Skiz]

Chalice is harshing folks from around the world. :glag:

[chalice]

Yes, he's the one I got the poetry for. And no, you can't have the books, because his son (who incidentally is the hubbie's best mate) has paid for them and is keeping them.

When he finished reading the one you recommended Chalice, he said he didn't quite get why we got him a book about homosexuality.

Sexuality, certainly.

However Graves was a poet in classical sense. Heavily reliant upon the muse and whatnot. His old brain was clearly addled.

And being an English teacher, I find it impossible to believe that he hadn't already encountered Graves. (In some foxhole, trench or dugout of some description). See wot I did there?

Well, he knows graves now, in any case.

[Skweeky]

His reasoning was, that a war poet nor writing about women in an erotic sense, can only be homosexual.

I unfortunately never had the chance to read the book, I skimmed over it and read a few poems here and there.

But yes, he had been on morphine for a long time, and we all know what morphine does to the old brain.

[chalice]

His reasoning was, that a war poet nor writing about women in an erotic sense, can only be homosexual.

I unfortunately never had the chance to read the book, I skimmed over it and read a few poems here and there.

But yes, he had been on morphine for a long time, and we all know what morphine does to the old brain.

Yeah, well, get a fucking medium and relate to the aul fucker that Graves wasn't a war poet. He just happened to write a memoir about his experiences in WWI.

The poetry wasn't war related in the least.

[Mr. Mulder]

hoi chalice, whens lost back on lyke? :eyebrows:

[chalice]

hoi chalice, whens lost back on lyke? :eyebrows:

January, mate.

:( :( :(

Thanks for reminding me, like.

[enoughfakefiles]

hoi chalice, whens lost back on lyke? :eyebrows:

January, mate.

:( :( :(

Thanks for reminding me, like.

A fella at my place of wurk thought there was 23 episodes.

True story

no0b:dabs:

[Alien5]

Season 6 (2010)

On May 7, 2007, ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson announced that Lost will end during the 2009–2010 season with a "highly anticipated and shocking finale."[63] "We felt that this was the only way to give Lost a proper creative conclusion," McPherson said.[63] Beginning with the 2007–2008 television season, the final 48 episodes would have been aired as three seasons with 16 episodes each, with Lost concluding in its sixth season. Due to the writers' strike, the fourth season featured 14 episodes, and Seasons 5 and 6 will have 17 episodes each.[11]

Executive producers Lindelof and Cuse stated that they "always envisioned Lost as a show with a beginning, middle, and end," and that by announcing when the show would end that viewers would "have the security of knowing that the story will play out as we've intended."[63] Lindelof and Cuse stated that securing the 2010 series-end date "was immensely liberating" and helped the series rediscover its focus.[64] Lindelof noted, "We're no longer stalling.

[chalice]

Season 6 (2010)

On May 7, 2007, ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson announced that Lost will end during the 2009–2010 season with a "highly anticipated and shocking finale."[63] "We felt that this was the only way to give Lost a proper creative conclusion," McPherson said.[63] Beginning with the 2007–2008 television season, the final 48 episodes would have been aired as three seasons with 16 episodes each, with Lost concluding in its sixth season. Due to the writers' strike, the fourth season featured 14 episodes, and Seasons 5 and 6 will have 17 episodes each.[11]

Executive producers Lindelof and Cuse stated that they "always envisioned Lost as a show with a beginning, middle, and end," and that by announcing when the show would end that viewers would "have the security of knowing that the story will play out as we've intended."[63] Lindelof and Cuse stated that securing the 2010 series-end date "was immensely liberating" and helped the series rediscover its focus.[64] Lindelof noted, "We're no longer stalling.

Wurd, like.

[enoughfakefiles]

I've just started to watch Heroes as a fill loike :01:

[Skweeky]

When is 'Reaper' starting again?

[Proper Bo]

Never, they decided it was pants and gave up.

[Skweeky]

What?????

I loved that show!

[Proper Bo]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40688000/jpg/_40688579_rod1973_300x300.jpg

[Alien5]

When is 'Reaper' starting again?

Possible cancellation

The CW has canceled the show making the final episode of Reaper May 26, 2009. As of May 2009 there are rumors that Reaper may be picked up by a different network or go into syndication.

[Skweeky]

They can't leave it like that! That was a major cliff hanger!

[Proper Bo]

It turns out he's really jebus in the end.

[Skweeky]

Did anyone see the stripper chick on Britain's got Talent?

I am flicking between that and Wood on Beowulf.

Talking about extremes

[Proper Bo]

I'm glagging at the tourettes thingy on bbc1, like.

[Something Else]

That was on in the background where I was working. Tourettes > .

[enoughfakefiles]

I'm glagging at the tourettes thingy on bbc1, like.

I've recorded it :01:

[CrabGirl]

Camping camping la la la! Camping camping la la la! Camping camping la la la!

[Skweeky]

I'm thinking about going as well. Although, I really should be packing for going on holiday and for moving house...

How often do you get weather like this in Scotland though???

[Cheese]

When is 'Reaper' starting again?
may be picked up by a different network or go into syndication.

They always say that when a show gets cancelled but it hardly ever seems to happen.

RIP Reaper.

[chalice]

Fuck, I'm bored. No ganja and nothing to do.

I said I was gonna watch 24 from season 2 up to present but I got to episode 22 of season 2 and wanted to scour my eyeballs out with sandpaper. So fuck that.

And that new Xbox is too hard. My fingers turn into fucking chocolate éclairs when I try to use that wanky joypad. Every time I try to play Call Of Duty World At War, some fucker bayonets the fuck outta me within the first 30 seconds.

:dabs:

[Something Else]

Call Of Duty World At War is much easier with a mouse and keyboard. I've never been able to play 1st person shooters with a joypad. Goldeneye on the N64 being the only exception.

Console pads are for driving games and the like.

[Something Else]

I'm going to start watching The Wire from the beginning. Might bun a zoot too. :whistling

[chalice]

I'm going to start watching The Wire from the beginning. Might bun a zoot too. :whistling

Damn tootin', hawtshawt. You'll not regret it.

Omar Little is a fucking genius character. Truly outstanding.

I know you're a completist, so it might be worth searching about for some of the 2 minute prequel things which came out as promos for the latter series of The Wire. It showed a lot of the characters' childhoods.

Dunno where you could get them in good quality but they're on Youtube in any case.

[chalice]

Not bored anymore. True story.

Me mate has saved the day. He's driving down to rescue me. Loads of top notch weed and amphetamines.

The missus and the sprogs are abed. I'm a gonna sneaky out and deal with the consequences tomorrow (or Sunday). Whichever comes first.

Prolly won't be worth it, but fuck it.

[Something Else]

:lol:
Enjoy chavakstan. I'll watch those youtube thingies. Thanks.

http://img2.pict.com/c5/f7/dd/9a2a7a0f165b05b7404e90c6e1/VWRko/srtujdrt.gif (/)

[Something Else]

:O

It could fly out the avatar, in to the sig and then back again. Genious. :O

[Snee]

I'm going to start watching The Wire from the beginning. Might bun a zoot too. :whistling

Damn tootin', hawtshawt. You'll not regret it.

Omar Little is a fucking genius character. Truly outstanding.

I know you're a completist, so it might be worth searching about for some of the 2 minute prequel things which came out as promos for the latter series of The Wire. It showed a lot of the characters' childhoods.

Dunno where you could get them in good quality but they're on Youtube in any case.

How did you like generation keel?

[Hairbautt]

Just finished Mass Effect for the first time.

Wow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/Towel.gif

[Skweeky]

Chavis, how is the old body feeling today?

And where the fuck is mulder? I'm looking for him!

[benchez' mum]

My oldest cat was put down today. I'm off to dig a hole in my garden to put it in after work. :cry:

[Skiz]

My oldest cat was put down today. I'm off to dig a hole in my garden to put it in after work. :cry:

That sucks. I feel for ya. :(

My parents had to put down one of their two. She was 20 years 2 months old. Fucking great cat she was. My Mom said my Dad even cried. I've seen him cry once, in 1986, when his parents passed.

Sometimes I wonder why we have pets, knowing we'll see them pass.

[Mr. Mulder]

got in from drinking at half five this morning and then was at work a couple of hours later, i almost did something so fucked up last night :sick:

[Mr. Mulder]

Chavis, how is the old body feeling today?

And where the fuck is mulder? I'm looking for him!
sup sugar tits? :naughty:

[Hairbautt]

My oldest cat was put down today. I'm off to dig a hole in my garden to put it in after work. :cry:

That sucks. I feel for ya. :(

My parents had to put down one of their two. She was 20 years 2 months old. Fucking great cat she was. My Mom said my Dad even cried. I've seen him cry once, in 1986, when his parents passed.

Sometimes I wonder why we have pets, knowing we'll see them pass.What the fuck are we in? Philosophy school?

[Proper Bo]

got in from drinking at half five this morning and then was at work a couple of hours later, i almost did something so fucked up last night :sick:

...and that something was?

edit: actually, if it's anything like your cracking one off with another bloke story, I don't want to know.:pinch:

[Alien5]

My oldest cat was put down today. I'm off to dig a hole in my garden to put it in after work. :cry:I am so sorry to hear about your loss, was it the quiet one?

[Skweeky]

Awww that's a shame benchie mate. It's always hard when pets pass away. They are such nice companions and I think we often share more of life with them than we realise.

[Skweeky]

Chavis, how is the old body feeling today?

And where the fuck is mulder? I'm looking for him!
sup sugar tits? :naughty:


Yew totallly stood me up :snooty:

Tell me more about this disgusting thing you did last night?

[Mr. Mulder]

sup sugar tits? :naughty:


Yew totallly stood me up :snooty:

Tell me more about this disgusting thing you did last night?
lies. stop being online at different times to me, i want whats mine! :fist:

and no.

[Skweeky]

Awww come on man, tell me! You know I would never tell anyone else without your permission. Besides, I probably done it as well at some point.

[The_Martinator]

My word is final!! Fear me!