Last one to post wins the internets

[Hairbautt]

Are you two cybering or something? :ghey:y? u interested

[Hairbautt]

Fuck nose why he deleted his post tho'.

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

Tesco was trying to help you, before realising that some people are beyond help.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

[Hairbautt]

thx 4 clearin' dat up

[Skweeky]

Thank fuck, we have internet again!

[Barbarossa]

Did someone break the wire to scotland?

[Mr. Mulder]

chicken, chips and veg sup :smilie4:

[Snee]

So I tried that mybrute thing. It's kewl.

You don't get enough fights, though.

[Mr. Mulder]

go outside and start some :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Did someone break the wire to scotland?


Moved house. Luckily all the connection points were already installed. Still had to wait in all day for the fuckers to turn up at 4PM. Which meant I had to go to Tesco to buy bad aids meat instead of lovely organic meat from proper cows from the local butchers.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ

Don Hertzfeld > .

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

:classic: :glag:

[Barbarossa]

At some point I appear to have created a twitter account. I can't remember why, maybe it was to stalk someone temporarily :sly:

Anyway, I have no interest in twitter whatsoever, and have never ever made a post, or even logged on to look at the thing since I set it up about 2 months ago. I'd totally forgotten about it actually :dabs:

I looked today and I have 3 "followers". WTF? :blink:

[Hairbautt]

Addict.

[Skweeky]

At some point I appear to have created a twitter account. I can't remember why, maybe it was to stalk someone temporarily :sly:

Anyway, I have no interest in twitter whatsoever, and have never ever made a post, or even logged on to look at the thing since I set it up about 2 months ago. I'd totally forgotten about it actually :dabs:

I looked today and I have 3 "followers". WTF? :blink:

Maybe they think you are the real Barbarossa? :unsure:

[sez]

Linkin Park - One Step Closer
720p


http://images.upload2world.com/get-5-2009-upload2world_com_ptyfqv.jpg

Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit 720p

http://i39.tinypic.com/1183daw.jpg

Linkin Park - Crawling 720p


http://i42.tinypic.com/in7ejs.jpg
Linkin Park - In the End 720p

http://i44.tinypic.com/2cs782a.jpg
Linkin Park - Numb 720p

http://i40.tinypic.com/66yjx2.jpg

Linkin Park - Leave out all the rest 720p

http://i39.tinypic.com/hvumf9.jpg
Linkin Park - Points of Authority [live] 720p

http://i41.tinypic.com/dbjybd.jpg
Linkin Park - Shadow of the day 720p

http://i39.tinypic.com/20iannb.jpg
Linkin Park - What I've done 720p

http://i43.tinypic.com/219x8ib.jpg
Linkin Park - Papercut 720p

http://i39.tinypic.com/wvzaso.jpg
Linkin Park - One Step Closer 1080p

http://i43.tinypic.com/s4qbkj.jpg

Linkin Park - What I've done 1080p
http://i42.tinypic.com/i40f8g.jpg

[Jezebel]

Damn sez. Took me half an hour to load the page. :unsure:

[Skiz]

wtf is that all about? :blink:

[Something Else]

It was a big sign saying 'put me on your ignore list' . Mods can't see those I think.

[Barbarossa]

At some point I appear to have created a twitter account. I can't remember why, maybe it was to stalk someone temporarily :sly:

Anyway, I have no interest in twitter whatsoever, and have never ever made a post, or even logged on to look at the thing since I set it up about 2 months ago. I'd totally forgotten about it actually :dabs:

I looked today and I have 3 "followers". WTF? :blink:

Maybe they think you are the real Barbarossa? :unsure:

I am the real Barbarossa... :unsure:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

[Snee]

Old hat. But good.

[Snee]

t-3qncy5Qfk

[Barbarossa]

Hardonworld lulz (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-hardware-24/t-what-best-way-clean-inside-your-computer-355909)

[Skweeky]

Maybe they think you are the real Barbarossa? :unsure:

I am the real Barbarossa... :unsure:


http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/90/98990-004-CBF5AA89.jpg

:unsure:

[Snee]

http://antispore.com/2008/09/11/understand-my-beliefs-please/

Fucking genius trolling.

Let's post that next time some mong claims atheists are more enlighhtened than the religious.

[Snee]

It’s a game you fucktard ! And your the one thats gets brainwashed. God. pff, what a load of bullshit GOD DOSENT EXSICT. get that you fucking fucktard

har har

[sez]

; TranceTraffic mIRC Release Grabber v1.02 (c)f4te





alias -l tt.loadconf {


; These are the categories you want


%tt.wanted = Albums - House, Singles - House, Singles - Trance, Albums - Trance, Livesets - Trance, Livesets - House, Trancetraffic Packs, DVD/Video/Clips, Music Plugins/Apps/Misc


; And anything in the name you don't


%tt.unwanted =


; Get everything from an uploader


%tt.seeder = lee





; Directory to save .torrents


%tt.dir = save to watch dir


; Your TT passkey


%tt.passkey =


}





on *:TEXT:*:#TranceTraffic:{


if (($network == P2P-NET) && ($nick == TranceTraffic)) {


if ($1 == Name....:) { %tt.name = $2- }


if ($1 == Uploader:) { %tt.uploader = $2- }


if ($1 == Category:) { %tt.category = $2- }


if ($1 == URL.....:) {


%tt.url = $2-


tt.loadconf


if ((($tt.isin(%tt.wanted,%tt.category)) && (!$tt.isin(%tt.unwanted,%tt.name))) || ($tt.isin(%tt.seeder,%tt.uploader))) {


if ($regex(%tt.url,id=(\d+))) { %tt.id = $regml(1) }


%tt.file = $replace(%tt.name,$chr(32),_) $+ .torrent


sockopen tt www.trancetraffic.com 80


}


else { unset %tt.* }


}


}


}


alias -l tt.isin {


if ($2 isin $1) { return $true }


var %i = 1


while (%i <= $numtok($1,44)) {


if (($gettok($1,%i,44) isin $2) || ($gettok($1,%i,44) iswm $2)) { return $true }


inc %i


}


return $false


}





on *:sockopen:tt:{


if ($sockerr) { return }


sockwrite -n $sockname GET $+(/download.php/,%tt.id,/,%tt.file,?passkey=,%tt.passkey) HTTP/1.1


sockwrite -n $sockname Host: $+($sock($sockname).addr,:,$sock($sockname).port)


sockwrite -n $sockname Connection: Close


sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf


}


on *:sockread:tt:{


if ($sockerr) { return }


if (!$sock($sockname).mark) {


var %sockhead


sockread %sockhead


if (%sockhead == $null) { sockmark $sockname 1 }


}


else {


sockread &torrent


while ($sockbr != 0) {


bwrite $qt(%tt.dir $+ %tt.file) -1 -1 &torrent


sockread &torrent


}


}


}


on *:sockclose:tt:{


run $qt(%tt.dir $+ %tt.file)


unset %tt.*


}

[Skiz]

Linksys, Model # BEFW11S4

Is that a decent wireless router? I need one and it's on Craigslist for $15. :unsure:


Key Features:
- Interoperable with IEEE 802.11b (DSSS) 2.4GHz compliant equipment
- Provides roaming, best access point selection, load balancing, and network traffic filtering
- Long operating range supports 150m (indoors) and 500m (outdoors)
- 128-bit WEP encryption protocol
- Connects to a broadband modem and a 10/100BASE-TX Fast Ethernet backbone
- Internal 4-port switch dramatically speeds up your gaming and multimedia connections
- Configurable through your networked PC's web browser

[Skweeky]

Here, in civilised land, you get them for free. True story.

[Skiz]

Rly? We get modems for free with our internets, but not routers.

[Hairbautt]

Socialists.

[Snee]

Linksys, Model # BEFW11S4

Is that a decent wireless router? I need one and it's on Craigslist for $15. :unsure:


Key Features:
- Interoperable with IEEE 802.11b (DSSS) 2.4GHz compliant equipment
- Provides roaming, best access point selection, load balancing, and network traffic filtering
- Long operating range supports 150m (indoors) and 500m (outdoors)
- 128-bit WEP encryption protocol
- Connects to a broadband modem and a 10/100BASE-TX Fast Ethernet backbone
- Internal 4-port switch dramatically speeds up your gaming and multimedia connections
- Configurable through your networked PC's web browser

I reckon you want wpa2 and maybe 802.11n, if you use wireless stuff, anyways. And if you've got several computers in a lan, gigabit internets is good.

[Alien5]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/c1aefc8d6fab54ed1d32b7a53402e18392522864_m.gif

[n00bz0r]

Giselle Bundchen!

[Mr. Mulder]

ahoisup, fanny troublers :smilie4:

[Alucard1475]

General Information

* Last Activity: 10-25-05 12:25 PM
* Join Date: 05-19-03

I found this website by googling this username...I can't believe I remembered the password.

[Mr. Mulder]

you haven't missed much, its been a pretty quiet 4 years :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Except for that time Manker was trying to get it on with J2K2

[Mr. Mulder]

i think the double facial .gif we made said it all :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

someone was on about that at work the other day, asking would you cum on some other blokes face for a million quid? Not the other way around, would 'you come on 'their face for a million pounds. i said how the fuck does that put you out? you get to humiliate some poor bloke and get a million quid for doing it? :blink:

[Alien5]

:ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

that's wot we fort... :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

ive got fuck all to do today, gonna watch all three transporter moviefilms :01:

[Skweeky]

I tewtally would come on your face for a million squids.

[Alien5]

I would cum on both your faces for a million squids. :01:

[Skweeky]

I would let you come on my face for a million squids

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you do IOU's :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

someone cum on someones face for fucks sake! I can't hold this erection for ever!!1

[Mr. Mulder]

oh never mind! i'll cum on my own ffs!

[Mr. Mulder]

speaking of cumming on faces, ive got a date next week :happy:

[Skweeky]

Who with?

[callum]

Who with?

It's probably with a judge, a court date.

[Mr. Mulder]

its with melanie, who i met in a bar in the early hours about a couple of weeks ago :01:

[Snee]

That chick who was 2 million years old and was missing some teeth?

Sounds hawt.

[Mr. Mulder]

not that one!!!!!11111111111 :pinch:

[The_Martinator]

Were you wearing sex panther at the time you meat her? :D

[Mr. Mulder]

i've yet to meat her, that should be taking place round hers assuming all goes well, then some serious meating will be taking place. i'm gonna meat her so hard, so very very hard :sly:

[Something Else]

It's nice to meat a girl in the park, but it's better to park your meat in a girl?

[Something Else]

Lift it up and slide it under. As they say. :eyebrows:

or

Ali Farka Toure mate. Ali Farka Toure.... ;)

[Something Else]

Hoi Mould Star. There's a filthy thread waiting for you on the other internets.

[Skweeky]

Evesup cawkmunchers. I is talking to yous from my sister's laptop in Belgium. This thing is sweet! It's even got fingerprint recognition :O

She as telling me off because I am eating a bit of waffle over the machine.

[Something Else]

Eating Waffles in Belgium > .

I think your sister's laptop may be an interwebs cockney. :eyebrows:

[Snee]

not that one!!!!!11111111111 :pinch:
Oh, so it's the underage one :smilie4:

I hear prison is lovely this time of year.

You can be all liek "I know bo, bitches" if the screws try to mess with you.

[Skiz]

Took the advice Snee and bought this for 45 buckaroos off craigslist. :o

http://reviews.pricegrabber.com/wireless-networking/m/6361116/

[Skiz]

http://www.tomspinadesigns.com/Theme%20Props_files/Desk2web.jpg

[Alien5]

Han? :cry:

[Skiz]

Hey,
I saw the advert of your computer on CL. And i will like to purchase
the computer. Do you

still have it available? Get back to me with it condition, asking
price and pics despite the

fact that have read about it on Ad. Thanks
Willing to read from you. OK?

Fucking Craigslist scammers. :lol:

I particularly like this part:

"Get back to me with it condition, asking price and pics despite the fact that have read about it on Ad." :lol:

[Hairbautt]

i need help

i dont like trade... so i have question

can you remove my posts in this selection?
and change my nick...?

pm me plz thx
:eyebrows:

[Skiz]

Save me some time and just tell her "No."

It's funny how these members trade accounts and invites for a while, then realize how fucked up it is and make requests like that. :dabs:

[Hairbautt]

I'll try to do that before I forward it to you.

[Skiz]

You didn't try very hard. :no:

[Skiz]

Ed McMahon past away. :(



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC-25xPmX7o

[Proper Bo]

Just got back from wurk and found the wench in the kitchen totally cewking the fuck out of dinner, innit:smilie4:

That's some good womaning, says I.

[JPaul]

That's quality womaning, mate and it's to your credit.

[maky357]

http://rlove.org/images/guinness_20040423.jpg
niiiceee

[maky357]

http://rlove.org/images/guinness_20040423.jpg
niiiceee

[Hairbautt]

If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay (http://www.cracked.com/article_17527_if-everyday-life-was-directed-by-michael-bay.html)

:lol:

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/6-23-09/lokimotive2.jpg

[Hairbautt]

http://pc.ign.com/articles/998/998142p1.html

Does this page load anything for anyone? Using Firefox 3.5 RC3 and I think there maybe a problem loading...

[Barbarossa]

Fine for me

Firefox 3.0.11.

Thanks for doing Mozilla's testing for them though, champ. Good work! ;)

[Hairbautt]

thx

It actually loaded after I clicked refresh 16-18 times over for the Xbox360 article, but no-go for the PC page.

Narrowed it down: it was Adblock Pro had to disable one of its hits and works fine.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/You_See_That.jpg
:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

off back up to lincoln tomorrow, 4 day weekend ftw :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

parents have got a new dawg too apparently, they sent me this pic

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/74/234010.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/i/234010.jpg/)

its about 10 weeks old i think, it looks well small :lookaroun

[enoughfakefiles]

parents have got a new dawg too apparently, they sent me this pic

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/74/234010.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/i/234010.jpg/)

its about 10 weeks old i think, it looks well small :lookaroun

It might just be far away :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

of course, its so obvious :eyebrows:

[Alien5]

parents have got a new dawg too apparently, they sent me this pic

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/74/234010.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/i/234010.jpg/)

its about 10 weeks old i think, it looks well small :lookaroun

I think it's Lamb or Chicken, yeah It's Lamb allright.

[Mr. Mulder]

mmm, lamb :drool:

[Skiz]

Is it a border collie?

[Alien5]

This is wot the Lamb look like when its done.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/GreekFest07LambRoast.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Is it a border collie?
no, its a dog? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

or a lamb :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

which is a baby raccoon :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

Is it a border collie?
no, its a dog? :unsure:

:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

not at wurksup and it feels fucking dangerously arousing!11!!11!1 :01: :01: :01: :01:

off up to landan in a few hours then a 4 hour coach trip to lincoln :pinch:

[Alien5]

not at work too Sup

gotta get some cooked animal food stuffs today including beers and watch films and mostly starring lezzer sluts and old asian milf pr0n. :happy:

[Barbarossa]

I'm at work.

*waves at chalice who's currently lurking in this thread*

[chalice]

I'm at work.

*waves at chalice who's currently lurking in this thread*

:wave:

I'm at wurk too.


He's not actually dead, he was just in the childrens ward having a stroke :lol:

Noice. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

He lives! :o

I think the last we heard from ewe, ewe were sneaking out of the house for a 3 day bender. Noice to see you made it through. :smilie4:

[Alien5]

better late than never.

[chalice]

He lives! :o

I think the last we heard from ewe, ewe were sneaking out of the house for a 3 day bender. Noice to see you made it through. :smilie4:

Had the 3 day bender. Paid for it dearly, believe you me. :no:

It was good at the time but my suffering has been inhumane. True story.

Am currently conducting an experiment as to what the outcome might be if I don't harsh the many, many cawks. 4 weeks now and it's not looking good, mate. Not good at all.

[Mr. Mulder]

got my hawt date tomorrow, just shaved my chest and my bawls ftw :smilie4:

we couldn't decide to either go see a moviefilm, go for a meal or go bowling or go drinking so we're meeting at 11 in the morning and doing all of the above, that's got to end in sex - its the law. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Can you just clarify one point for me:-

When you lived in Lincoln you were shagging a bird from Eastbourne, and now you're living in Eastbourne you're shagging a bird from Lincoln?

Is this correct? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

when i was living in lincoln i was shagging a burd from brighton and now i live in eastbourne i tomorrow will be shagging a burd from grantham, try to keep up ffs :no:

[Barbarossa]

Well I was nearly right....

The only woman I know from Grantham is Margaret Thatcher, you dirty dog :dry:

[Mr. Mulder]

she fucking loves it.


fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

roight, im orf.

toodles.

[Alien5]

:wave:

[JPaul]

Morning lords of the cawk.

[Alien5]

Morning JP

The king of pop is Dead

that's Pop music not the fizzy pop you give to Toddlers.

[JPaul]

King of pop my arse.

A fucking mentalist who churned out middle of the road, trite, hackneyed claptrap. He was also famous for stealing dance moves from other people.

Not his fault like, his Dad was a mental and the wee laddie was exploited from when he was a ... wee laddie.

No harm to him like, God rest his soul. However all of the wailing and gnashing of teeth is bunkum.

[Alien5]

Not one of his biggest fans then?

[JPaul]

He was OK, never owned any of his records or owt.

It was over produced, over hyped, over the top, video pop. I prefer music to music videos.

[Barbarossa]

I wasn't a fan. Big or small.

[JPaul]

You weren't a fan, aeh.

[Alien5]

Surely the greed made them (the jacksons) go mainstream, after the death of Disco they could have made less commercial R n' B, i think he would have had more quality hits that way.

[JPaul]

The reasons are academic. He made shite records which were basically no more than soundtracks for music videos. Maybe he could have made better music, I don't know. I can only base it on what he did make.

[Barbarossa]

Maybe he liked that high-pitched sqwarky drivel.

Also, "aeh" ? :blink:

[Alien5]

most pop music is targeted towards pre-pubescent children and teenage girls who can't help but like pop and are almost forced to listen to it by TV, Radio, simon cowel LTD, advertising, film etc.

Back in the good old 80's I listened to pop music as a child, and i think i understand the business now, but then it was just songs and video's on top of the pops and chart shows on the radio, that was normal music to me.

[JPaul]

Say it out loud, aeh.

[JPaul]

most pop music is shite

We know.

[Barbarossa]

Say it out loud, aeh.

Ohhhh, you mean "eh". :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

most pop music is targeted towards pre-pubescent children and teenage girls who can't help but like pop and are almost forced to listen to it by TV, Radio, simon cowel LTD, advertising, film etc.

Back in the good old 80's I listened to pop music as a child, and i think i understand the business now, but then it was just songs and video's on top of the pops and chart shows on the radio, that was normal music to me.

Someone at college told me "Pop isn't about music, it's about fashion".

One of the most profound things I've ever heard.

[Alien5]

exactly - pop is just popular/fashionable music of the time, manipulated by sound technicians then churned out like a jaffa cake, sweet, delicious and cheap but full of artificial colors and flavours.

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks

[JPaul]

Peabody, are you in mourning over the death of music and stuff like that.

[Proper Bo]

Peabody, are you in mourning over the death of music and stuff like that.

to the max.
In other news, I've driven loiyke a brazillion miles (loiyke 90 a day) for wurk this week and did it all on less than one tank of fuel
diesel > *:happy:

[JPaul]

You've changed and I don't know if it's for the better.

[Proper Bo]

It is for the better, my shirt was stinking cause it's been loiyke 4 billion degrees here.

[JPaul]

:glag: Indeed.

[Proper Bo]

The new jawb has been pretty orsum to the max, like. (apart from the 12 hour days everyday, tho' that'll change once I get proper shifts)

[JPaul]

I take it you're enjoying it, then.

[Proper Bo]

I've spent most of my thyme smurking tabs and having a laugh with the other staff. There have been busier times tho' where I've had to drink tea and watch telly.

[JPaul]

Sounds quality, the training for that must be pretty fucking intense.

[Proper Bo]

I'm not trained for it yet, like.
That starts on monday when I move to the college (and live there) for 6 weeks.
I'm going to learn the fuck out of how to hold a cup properly or something else.

[JPaul]

Not just that, smoking tabs and watching tv as well. It'll be pretty intense.

[wigwog]

Sausage

[Alien5]

The new jawb has been pretty orsum to the max, like. (apart from the 12 hour days everyday, tho' that'll change once I get proper shifts)I do 12 hour shifts with twunts everyday, you get sick of it after a while.

[Proper Bo]

The new jawb has been pretty orsum to the max, like. (apart from the 12 hour days everyday, tho' that'll change once I get proper shifts)I do 12 hour shifts with twunts everyday, you get sick of it after a while.

Imagine how the people you work with must feel:no:

[JPaul]

I do 12 hour shifts with twunts everyday, you get sick of it after a while.

Imagine how the people you work with must feel:no:

Maybe he's felt them :naughty:

[benchez' mum]

Maid them a felt quilt ewe say.

[JPaul]

Felt them, dear. FELT THEM!

[benchez' mum]

Oh dear. My eyes don't feel like wot they used to felt like, like.

[Hairbautt]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5146/294590m.jpg

I've seen this car multiple times and have reason to believe he/she lives near me.

[JPaul]

You stay in a home for mentalists. :ermm:

[Hairbautt]

There's nothing at all mental about it.

[JPaul]

Not where you live.

[Qlix]

I win. Give up!

[tesco]

'k

[Mr. Mulder]

that

[Mr. Mulder]

was

[Mr. Mulder]

awesome

[Mr. Mulder]

/victory pancakes

[Hairbautt]

waffles > pancakes

For the record.

[JPaul]

Racist

[Mr. Mulder]

homophobes.

proper british pancakes > those ready made merkin ones ewe buy from tescos > waffles (which are made from potato and are a dinner foods and taste just like smiley faces which you'd nevar have for breakfast so wtf)

[Snee]

What the fuck kind of waffles have you eaten?

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.birdseye.co.uk/assets/our-food/large/101.jpg

recognize, bitchez!1

[JPaul]

They're waffley versatile.

[Mr. Mulder]

waffley versatile like a fox.

[JPaul]

waffley versatile like a fox to the max.

[Mr. Mulder]

waffley versatile like a fox to the macs plus wun.

[Hairbautt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Waffles.jpg

[Snee]

http://www.birdseye.co.uk/assets/our-food/large/101.jpg

recognize, bitchez!1

Make some own waffles. That store bought crap sucks donkey balls. And has potatoes in it :dabs:

[Snee]

Also. I saw that Megaballs vs Giant Octosquid.

It had a lot of classy acting in it :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Are you saying potato waffles shouldn't have potato in them, that's mad talk. They're even called potato waffles ffs.

[Snee]

Waffles shouldn't fucking have potatoes in them, period.

[JPaul]

Well they wouldn't be potato waffles then.

Think it through man.

[tesco]

There's potato pancackes too. :/

[Mr. Mulder]

but who do you like best, daddy or chips?

[JPaul]

There's potato pancackes too. :/

And potato scones. Snee is just a homophobe.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/The_Waving_Bear.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/I_Cant_Hear_You.jpg

[JPaul]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/The_Waving_Bear.jpg

You're going to barbecue a bear, on the beach. :O

[Mr. Mulder]

yes.

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18254/1.gif

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18189/1.jpg

that is fucking genius! look closelier at it ...even closelier.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18170/1.jpg

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18131/1.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18101/1.gif

:glag: :glag: :glag:

[Skiz]

:lol: @ everything.

What sort of dancing was that where everyone was flailing? ffs.... :blink:

[Snee]

Fuck work. I'm going home.

[Barbarossa]

Aren't you supposed to be on holiday?

[Snee]

Nope. Just got back.

Gonna have another two weeks off in three weeks, though.

[Snee]

lawl. Nice delete.

[CrabGirl]

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Nice.

[JPaul]

Get a piece of that action right away, before they start to cut others in.

[Mr. Mulder]

back home now, a seagull shat on me ...which was a little bit arousing :ermm:

[JPaul]

Only a little bit, you're getting old.

[Barbarossa]

lawl. Nice delete.

:dry:

Sometimes I forget this ISN'T my own personal blog :pinch:

[Snee]

Prolly just me wot saw it anyhow.

My condolences, btw.

[Hairbautt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/AmazonSeller.png

:lol: Just saw this on Amazon Marketplace.

[Skiz]

It just gets stranger and stranger...

"Michael Jackson accidentally killed himself while trying to become sick enough to cancel upcoming concerts."

"Santa Barbara County officials are preparing for Michael Jackson's return to Neverland for a humongous memorial service there for his legions of fans. Fire department spokesman Capt. David Sadecki confirmed to the AP that fire officials, California Highway Patrol and county sheriffs officials were meeting Tuesday morning to discuss "the whole Michael Jackson thing."
TMZ has learned that Jackson's body will be driven to the property late Thursday morning. Law enforcement sources tell the site that a huge motorcade (30 cars) will travel from Los Angeles to Neverland."

[Skiz]

In much more awesome news... :o


Hayden Panettiere isn't afraid to bare it all – at least not on set.

"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!" Panettiere said while promoting her new film I Love You, Beth Cooper, in theaters July 10. "I mean I might as well show it now."

In the movie, Panettiere plays unattainable Beth Cooper, a high school cheerleader and the object of dorky Denis Cooverman's (played by Paul Rust) affection, and in one locker room scene, the actress drops her towel.

"It didn't bother me much," Panettiere said of shooting the "reveal." "I think when the person who's doing it gets all uncomfortable and shy, then it's other people around who get more uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable. I mean I was fine – everyone was really professional."

[Hairbautt]

She's 20? :smilie4:

[tesco]

In much more awesome news... :o


Hayden Panettiere isn't afraid to bare it all – at least not on set.

"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!" Panettiere said while promoting her new film I Love You, Beth Cooper, in theaters July 10. "I mean I might as well show it now."

In the movie, Panettiere plays unattainable Beth Cooper, a high school cheerleader and the object of dorky Denis Cooverman's (played by Paul Rust) affection, and in one locker room scene, the actress drops her towel.

"It didn't bother me much," Panettiere said of shooting the "reveal." "I think when the person who's doing it gets all uncomfortable and shy, then it's other people around who get more uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable. I mean I was fine – everyone was really professional.":happy:

[Snee]

At work.

Just came up with a really neat way to draw an owl.

[Barbarossa]

O rly?

[Alien5]

no cunt told me Watchmen screener has been out for 10 days, 16 hours, 18 mins, 58 secs :O

[Mr. Mulder]

In much more awesome news... :o


Hayden Panettiere isn't afraid to bare it all – at least not on set.

"If I can't flaunt it at 20, come on!" Panettiere said while promoting her new film I Love You, Beth Cooper, in theaters July 10. "I mean I might as well show it now."

In the movie, Panettiere plays unattainable Beth Cooper, a high school cheerleader and the object of dorky Denis Cooverman's (played by Paul Rust) affection, and in one locker room scene, the actress drops her towel.

"It didn't bother me much," Panettiere said of shooting the "reveal." "I think when the person who's doing it gets all uncomfortable and shy, then it's other people around who get more uncomfortable because they're uncomfortable. I mean I was fine – everyone was really professional."
win.

[hedidit]

word

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Sharing525.jpg

[Hairbautt]

Facebook 'sparked white flight from MySpace'

A "WHITE flight" to Facebook has turned MySpace into a black ghetto, according to a social analyst in the US.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,25723022-5014239,00.html

:wacko:

[Snee]

rL9ihXiFAko

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Feedin' the poor and helping out with their bills.

:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

ffs, just got in to find they've tiled the kitchen floor and im not allowed to stand on it ...BUT THAT'S WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS!111111 :cry:

[Skiz]

rL9ihXiFAko

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Feedin' the poor and helping our with their bills.

:blink:

Badass song. Beyond badass actually.

"PG" versions of gangsta rap should never be allowed tho'. :no:

[Skiz]

ffs, just got in to find they've tiled the kitchen floor and im not allowed to stand on it ...BUT THAT'S WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS!111111 :cry:

http://www.oversizesolutions.com/v/vspfiles/photos/206-2.jpg

[Hairbautt]

ffs, just got in to find they've tiled the kitchen floor and im not allowed to stand on it ...BUT THAT'S WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS!111111 :cry:
http://tiki.oneworld.net/food/food_title.jpg

[Snee]

rL9ihXiFAko

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Feedin' the poor and helping our with their bills.

:blink:

Badass song. Beyond badass actually.

"PG" versions of gangsta rap should never be allowed tho'. :no:
I know!1! I downloadered a proper version after.

[Alien5]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/kebabREX_468x304.jpg

[Skiz]

Badass song. Beyond badass actually.

"PG" versions of gangsta rap should never be allowed tho'. :no:
I know!1! I downloadered a proper version after.

Geto Boys > *

I used to always lol listening to "I'm not a muthafuckin gentleman". :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Just watched that Bronson, epic win it was.

[Skiz]

Pigs in a blanket! :01:

[benchez' mum]

Sawsage Samwich. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Is that wot you call them over yonder?

[benchez' mum]

I don't know. I'm a Vegetarian. :emo:

[benchez' mum]

1403: Paralympic tennis champion Pistol Pete Norfolk is performing the coin toss. Not sure who won actually.

That's a bit harsh, like.

[Skiz]

I don't know. I'm a Vegetarian. :emo:

You big pussy. :mellow:

[benchez' mum]

People who eat meat have bigger vaginas. Fact. :snooty:

[chalice]

Wotchas cunts.

Going to a concert tomorrow evening. Win.

Booked the tickets off of the internets. Should be win.

Have no ink in the printer to print out the thing wot gets you into the concert. Not win.

It's twenty-five past 2 on a Saturday afternoon and I'm wopped and half pished. Not going out under any circumstances, like.

Wank. Fact.

Wot's a man to do?

[Snee]

Call a friend? :unsure:

[Snee]

I'd tewtally halp you, cept I don't think I can have it to you by moarning. The postal office is a bit ghey that way.

[chalice]

Snny, just the man.

Meant to relay my thanks for that link wot you gave me for the comics but it turns out I'm a lazy cunt and didn't.

Out fucking standing, like.

[Snee]

:hooray:

It's pretty grate. Just gotta remember to sign in now and then so the account doesn't expire.

I found it just as zcult shut down, was looking for Red Sonja-comics.

[chalice]

Yep. Got me all of The Boys and Crossed.

Pretty decent but I've got this love/hate thing going with Garth Ennis. He's from my home town and I read whatever he writes in my/his accent. Which kinda destroys it, to be honest.

He's going all out over the fucking top these days for the gore and sex shock value and it's getting annoying.

He's the fucking Ewe Boll of comics.

[Snee]

Thor: Vikings was one of his. I found it kind of good.

Same goes for Preacher, although I kind of stopped reading it, in favour of other stuff, back before the days of getting comics off the internets.

Keeps an interesting tone to the stuff he does.

[Snee]

Uwe Boll lacks any sense of timing, btw, and can't tell a story at all.

Harsh comparison, if you ask me.

Excessive violence, Ennis's nastiness and whatnot is more Tarantino.

[benchez' mum]

Z-Cult was win. A shame it's gawn. I've resorted to a semi-public Spanish comic tracker. I forget the name.

[chalice]

He wishes he could even approach Tarantino, mate.

All subtlety is sacrificed for cheap gut-spill and nausea factor. The Boys is just a relentless cringe.

I other, better news...I also got me mitts on a superior scan of Jose Villaruba's re-take of Alan Moore's The Mirror Of Love from AARGH! back in the late 80's. You know the one. It's that big prose poem about the history of the gays written in protest against the ill-fated 'Clause 28' bill which set out to eradicate all traces of same-sex fumbling about- even as much to attempt to strike the very idea from the dictionary, like.

I'll send you the linkage or something else.

[chalice]

Z-Cult was win. A shame it's gawn. I've resorted to a semi-public Spanish comic tracker. I forget the name.

ZCult kinda imploded about 2 years ago. They were under pressure from the big publishers and proceeded to shite themselves to the max.

After that it was just a matter of painful time before it withered and shat itself out of existence. True story.

[Snee]

Kaskus is heading for the same, I reckon :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

Just watched that Bronson, epic win it was.
just watched that Knowing, also that was pretty win


need a third win moviefilm :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

/off down the beach to get my feet wet in the aids infested water.

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOEQVgONh0&feature=channel_page

[Skiz]

^:glag:

I thought the cop was going to tell them to back up and wait for the next train. Then he just puts a shoulder into it. :lol:

[Snee]

I don't think that's a cop. I reckon all the guys in funny hats are employees of the railroad company or something.

[Skweeky]

:hooray:

It's pretty grate. Just gotta remember to sign in now and then so the account doesn't expire.

I found it just as zcult shut down, was looking for Red Sonja-comics.


I told you, those are not for public display anymore :angry:

[Snee]

They were for my private collection :sly:

[tesco]

I don't think that's a cop. I reckon all the guys in funny hats are employees of the railroad company or something.
:yup:

[Snee]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Come_Out_Now.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

trying to watch that Watchmen film and fucking hell is it boring! It's been 49minutes and nothings happened! I mean absolutely nothing ffs!! one of them got killed right at the beginning, about two mins in but then that's it :blink:

im deleting the shit out of it right now!1

[Snee]

You can come out now, though.

[Skweeky]

trying to watch that Watchmen film and fucking hell is it boring! It's been 49minutes and nothings happened! I mean absolutely nothing ffs!! one of them got killed right at the beginning, about two mins in but then that's it :blink:

im deleting the shit out of it right now!1


You're such an animal. I loved that movie.

[chalice]

Went to a concert tonight, like.

I was prolly the only one in the audience who had a clue about all the songs sang and tried to show my appreciation in an appropriate manner.

The missus says I was behaving like a spastic.

I want to beat her to death with a sharpened turnip.

Good fucking job I don't have a turnip to hand. True story.

[callum]

Was it Lucy Wainwright Roche you went to see?

[chalice]

Was it Lucy Wainwright Roche you went to see?

It was indeed, mate.

That's proper insightful of yourself.

What brought you to that incredible yet true conclusion?

[Alien5]

hello my name is chalice

i write a few words then say like

then something really funny or insulting goes here

then i round it all off nicely with the words true story.

[chalice]

hello my name is chalice

i write a few words then say like

then something really funny or insulting goes here

then i round it all off nicely with the words true story.

That's not very nice, allen.

[callum]

When you mentioned the concert the other day, you didn't say who it was.
This evening, when you mentioned it again and didn't say who it was, I became suspicious and decided to investigate. I was hoping it was someone shit like.

A google search of "concert belfast 5th july", brought up results of Madonna, Britains Got Talent and Bryan Adams. On closer inspection the dates turned out to be wrong, I felt a bit let down.

It'd have been brilliant if you were talking about the britains got talent tour.


I was prolly the only one in the audience who had a clue about all the songs sang and tried to show my appreciation in an appropriate manner.

The missus says I was behaving like a spastic.

Then I found out Lucy Wainwright Roche had played in Belfast tonight and you've mentioned her before, so mystery solved.

I might seem like a mental internet stalker/sherlock holmes, but it actually took less time than it did to type this post.

[Alien5]

hello my name is chalice

i write a few words then say like

then something really funny or insulting goes here

then i round it all off nicely with the words true story.

That's not very nice, allen.

you could have done it much funner than that.

[callum]

That's not very nice, allen.

you could have done it much funner than that.

How would you know?