Last one to post wins the internets

[Something Else]

5th Avenue.

[C-mos]

inglan \o/

[Something Else]

Coming up to a quarter past eleven.

[Skweeky]

Nearly half past now

[Something Else]

:lol:

[JPaul]

Where do you people find the thyme.

[Rart]

Over there dude, cant you see it?

[Something Else]

http://www.imagesbasket.com/images/0r8vo1fdyi60irkn4x.gif (http://www.imagesbasket.com/)untoff.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0

[Skiz]

I just realized that ben is going to have multiple orgasms after watching that. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

On the plus side you've now got an extra day's vacation to enjoy that you didn't know about :smilie4:

True dat. :)

I'm home now but headed off again in two days. :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up muh bitchez, called in sick today - first mother flipping day off in over two weeks! The thought of another 8 hours of bullshit made me want to face-palm so im spending the day jawb hunting :happy:

[Barbarossa]

I don't think jobs are really your sort of thing actually, do you? :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

lul, wut? :cry:

[Something Else]

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/13/obit.les.paul/index.html (http://revolt.org.uk/redir.php?redir=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2009%2FSHOWBIZ%2FMusic%2F08%2F13%2Fobit.les.paul%2Findex.html)
:mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

"If you've forgotten your lube, click here"

:lol: I lol'd :smilie4:

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs&feature=PlayList&p=E7106F3F40761B93&index=1

[Skiz]

^lolz

[KushBlow]

I think this bud was laced :mellow:

[Skweeky]

Hurrah, got the jawb! Go moi, go moi

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfLD6E_5W8

[tesco]

Hurrah, got the jawb! Go moi, go moi
:yahoo:

[{I}{K}{E}]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfld6e_5w8

:01:

[Skweeky]

Just got back from Glasgow. Les was a bloody disgrace. Stripped down and ran down Queen Street!

[Skiz]

Awww... his first public streaking. :cry:

[Skweeky]

He has a beard you know.

[Skiz]

I just noticed you didn't say Ben there. :pinch:

Fuck sakes I'm off lately. :dabs:

[Alien5]

Im posting this from an internet cafe somewhere in Thailand

Took ages to get here, i leaft London at 8:00am, got here at about 9:00AM the following day. :@

the weather outside is cloudy but its hot, thirty something degrees, in doha it was 45 outside.


Stopped off in a place called doha in the middle of the desert

the arabic duty free shop had a room for cigars from Cuba with a humidifyer pumping out steam.

ill take a photo of that on the way home of them, really expensive boxes.

the plane had a dvd player built into the seat

i watched Rush hour II 3 times. :lol: LOL

Just been in the market buying loadsa thai food, going home to eat now. :wave:

[Mr. Mulder]

Hurrah, got the jawb! Go moi, go moi
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/suicidalttoast/4chan/GREAT_SUCCESS.png
win.

[Mr. Mulder]

Im posting this from an internet cafe somewhere in Thailand

Took ages to get here, i leaft London at 8:00am, got here at about 9:00AM the following day. :@

the weather outside is cloudy but its hot, thirty something degrees, in doha it was 45 outside.


Stopped off in a place called doha in the middle of the desert

the arabic duty free shop had a room for cigars from Cuba with a humidifyer pumping out steam.

ill take a photo of that on the way home of them, really expensive boxes.

the plane had a dvd player built into the seat

i watched Rush hour II 3 times. :lol: LOL

Just been in the market buying loadsa thai food, going home to eat now. :wave:
all that stuff wot you said sounds wai orsum!1 :o ...get some pics of you and ong bak or do something else :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

/just been bawxsing ftw, then i did some skipping with Kiera who is almost six and a half years old :smilie4:

[benchez' mum]

Sounds like much more fun than your all male threesomes. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh don't get me wrong, we all hit the showers right after it, me, Eddie and the six year old girl (Eddie is her dad) :naughty:

I am missesless for today and tonight and i require a certain level of filth to function, what pr0n sites is everyone using these days? :eyebrows:

[benchez' mum]

rottenpr0ntomato does the best ratings I believe.

[Mr. Mulder]

googled that thinking it was real, ewe Sir, are a cad and a bounder :fist:

[benchez' mum]

Suits you sir. Suits you.

Ewe love it. Nothing like chasing phantom pr0n around the interwebs. :happy:

[Skweeky]

RatFaced is at my house trying to install mobile internet on his laptop. It's not working, and I expect him to get agitated any moment now. Muahahaha

[cinephilia]

o_O

[Something Else]

RatFaced is at my house trying to install mobile internet on his laptop. It's not working, and I expect him to get agitated any moment now. Muahahaha

Do his nose and whickers twitch when he gets agitated. :unsure:

[Skiz]

Oh don't get me wrong, we all hit the showers right after it, me, Eddie and the six year old girl (Eddie is her dad) :naughty:

I am missesless for today and tonight and i require a certain level of filth to function, what pr0n sites is everyone using these days? :eyebrows:

tnaflix.com or something. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

RatFaced is at my house trying to install mobile internet on his laptop. It's not working, and I expect him to get agitated any moment now. Muahahaha

Do his nose and whickers twitch when he gets agitated. :unsure:

:yes:

[Something Else]

:lol:

Quality.

[Skweeky]

The guys are all sitting outside in their t-shirt and it's fucking baltic out there.

[Something Else]

They're sharing a T-Shirt?! :O

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

got the weekend orf, drinking beer and posting pish on the internets, innit:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

ffs, where are ewe morans?

[CrabGirl]

Hahahaha! Hello Bo! Work going ok?

[Proper Bo]

ja, i've been stuck on the shittest area but it's still pretty win cause the people i'm with are a bunch of funny miserable auld cunts what take the piss out of my accent.

[Mr. Mulder]

are ewe still working in prisons? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

ja, it's not like IT stuff where ewe can change jawb every week, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

ja, it's not like IT stuff where ewe can change jawb every week, like.
:snooty:

o2 said i can have a new telephone, what would terry tibbs get? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

wined and dined before jumping into bed, obviousement.

[Mr. Mulder]

wiggly wig it is then :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

/watching crank II again and drinking cawfee, for the win.

me and the misses are off down the pier to watch some fireworks tonight - i'll take pics :01:

[C-mos]

crank 2 = phail
just watched 123 taking over pelham ..same shit diff actors :)

[Mr. Mulder]

:no: crank II is made of win. its got exploashuns, shootings, fighting, guns up bums, horse penises, strippers, chinese chicks, i could go on... :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

I just bought myself a new pair of thigh high boots.

[Skiz]

noonsup, partners. :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Usain Bolt just ran 9.58 :O

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/aug/16/usain-bolt-world-record-100m-world-athletics-championships

[Skweeky]

I just got downstairs to find a tiny little mouse in the living room, obviously dragged in by one of the cats. Now the cats are playing with it, and it's really rather cruel. What should I do?
Should I sit back and let nature run it's course or should I intervene?

[Skweeky]

Meh, the thing decided to hide under a scarf that was on the floor, so I picked it up and put it outside. It seemed lively enough and it got away to the other side of the fence. That's all I can do for it.

[Skweeky]

I am posting this from my new desk in my new jawb. It's win +1. We're allowed to go online as often as we like

[Skiz]

X-Men Origins Wolverine 2009 BluRay 1080p x264 DTS-WiKi

I shall be watching the fuck out of that tonight. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

I am posting this from my new desk in my new jawb. It's win +1. We're allowed to go online as often as we like
racist. you disgust and arouse me! is there free coffee also? ...i was once like you :(

[Something Else]

I'm happy the mouse got away.

[Skweeky]

I am posting this from my new desk in my new jawb. It's win +1. We're allowed to go online as often as we like
racist. you disgust and arouse me! is there free coffee also? ...i was once like you :(

free cawfee and tea! We can even listen to music and watch fillums whilst wurkin

[RPerry]

racist. you disgust and arouse me! is there free coffee also? ...i was once like you :(

free cawfee and tea! We can even listen to music and watch fillums whilst wurkin

I would be happy if I could just be paid for the hrs I work, salary sucks :dry:

[Skweeky]

Today I mostly studied and listened to music and watched youtube videos. And we have Dominos AND SubWay just accross the road.

[Something Else]

I'm sorry to hear about the Subway. If by SubWay, you mean that dirty, AIDS-ridden, trampwidge shop that has infected our lands.

[Rart]

I like pie.

[Skweeky]

But they do win cheese and steak sammiches :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm sorry to hear about the Subway. If by SubWay, you mean that dirty, AIDS-ridden, trampwidge shop that has infected our lands.
wat!1? :o it is the food of GODS!1111111111111

[Mr. Mulder]

back from bawxsing, my knuckles are bleeding - win. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Raffing_And_Rusing.jpg

i have decided to go to china late next year, for a month. however, having no monies might prevent this from happeneing so i r looking for a weekend jawb currently, hopefully somewhere like asda wot does night shifts too if need be :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Why China? Go to Thailand if you want to learn about real bawxing :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

they use their legs ffs, its like when merkins try to play football and use their hands!1 :snooty:

i like your new facebook pic btw, makes me want to jizz in your hair.

[Snee]

I'm sorry to hear about the Subway. If by SubWay, you mean that dirty, AIDS-ridden, trampwidge shop that has infected our lands.
wat!1? :o it is the food of GODS!1111111111111

It is filthy and wrong.

Right up your alley, then.




I had a meatbawl sammich from there and it fell apart and stuff.

Also, I just built a new computer, it's pretty win. I built two, hactually, but only one of them was for meh.

[MagnaZombie]

Redundant title is redundant.

[Mr. Mulder]

wat!1? :o it is the food of GODS!1111111111111

It is filthy and wrong.

Right up your alley, then.




I had a meatbawl sammich from there and it fell apart and stuff.

Also, I just built a new computer, it's pretty win. I built two, hactually, but only one of them was for meh.
the meatbawl sammich is all i eat from there!11 FOOT LAWNG!111111111111111111111 :o

pics of your new interwebs or it doesn't exist. :no:

[Snee]

It is filthy and wrong.

Right up your alley, then.




I had a meatbawl sammich from there and it fell apart and stuff.

Also, I just built a new computer, it's pretty win. I built two, hactually, but only one of them was for meh.
the meatbawl sammich is all i eat from there!11 FOOT LAWNG!111111111111111111111 :o

pics of your new interwebs or it doesn't exist. :no:

Maybe later. Right now I'm burning out Vista Business and the Windows 7 RTM. My MSDNAA account is still valid as far as I'm tell, so I could download liek legal copies of both with keys and everything cos I used to be* a tax dodger in the tech department :01:


*Looks like I'm still registered to a couple of courses.

[Snee]

And dewd - double ssds running striped - holy unaturally fast boot, batman.

[Mr. Mulder]

you disgust and arouse me. :no:


...the misses has gone to that V festival so i have the whole weekend free which will mostly consist of gym and watching movies of chinese chicks touching each other.

[Hairbautt]

Hello,
My name is mary, i got you from ...*****forums.com, and i want to have a
good relationship with you, please i need your cooperation,
am yours mary
this is my email address,(marymabou0 [email protected])
THANKS ALOT PLEASE CONSTACTS ME IN
MARYMABOU009@YAHOO. COM :smilie4:

[Snee]

She's prolly black :no:

[benchez' mum]

And dewd - double ssds running striped - holy unaturally fast boot, batman.


Aren't those SSDs a bit sluggish at moving / writing small files. I read about them and the reviews reckoned only the top of the range one had better overall data speeds than a HDD.

In other news, I fail at winking. :emo:

[tesco]

And dewd - double ssds running striped - holy unaturally fast boot, batman.


Aren't those SSDs a bit sluggish at moving / writing small files. I read about them and the reviews reckoned only the top of the range one had better overall data speeds than a HDD.

In other news, I fail at winking. :emo:
edit: nvm you're right the write of small files is bad.

on the plus side those top of the line ones (intel) are coming down in price. This latest generation is actually supposed to be the cheapest...

[Something Else]

The OCZ Vertex is a hundered squids less than the intel and is the only other drive reviewed that isn't pants.

[Skweeky]

they use their legs ffs, its like when merkins try to play football and use their hands!1 :snooty:

i like your new facebook pic btw, makes me want to jizz in your hair.

Is it the addition of the beer?

[tesco]

The OCZ Vertex is a hundered squids less than the intel and is the only other drive reviewed that isn't pants.
The OCZ Vertex 30gb model is 149 and the 60gb is 239.
The Intel x25-m 80gb is 235.

But that's the old generation intel. The new generation that's coming is supposed to be cheaper because they've reduced manufacturing costs.

[Something Else]

The Intel X25-M (80GB) is £270 squids here, while the OCZ Vertex (60GB) is only £174.

I'm sure the new Intels will be worth waiting for tho' . It's a fairly new flowe of technology and my feeling is they haven't got it quite right yet.

[Something Else]

Flipping man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeiwLLZjDo

[tesco]

The Intel X25-M (80GB) is £270 squids here, while the OCZ Vertex (60GB) is only £174.

I'm sure the new Intels will be worth waiting for tho' . It's a fairly new flowe of technology and my feeling is they haven't got it quite right yet.
A couple more years and we won't even think of buying hard drives.:)

I didn't know you had such a large difference in price for those two. I just looked them both up on newegg.ca and grabbed the prices.

[Something Else]

Because our minds will be made of butter? :fear:

[tesco]

2012 we won't be here. :fear:

[Snee]

And dewd - double ssds running striped - holy unaturally fast boot, batman.


Aren't those SSDs a bit sluggish at moving / writing small files. I read about them and the reviews reckoned only the top of the range one had better overall data speeds than a HDD.

In other news, I fail at winking. :emo:

I'm only using them for my os, so their job mostly involves reading, which they are win at. Their average write speed is also pretty win, it's a couple of fairly high end ones, I think. Not run any benchmarks or owt to see how they do with particularily small files, though.

May get a couple of raptors, just for games, next month or something :smilie4:

[Snee]

http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/16/corsair-cranks-with-extreme-series-x32-x64-and-x128-ssds/ this kind of ssd.*

*I've not seen any reviews, though, they may not be that grate. Working well for me, anyhow. You can change the firmware in them and stuff, and they'll need that wotsit trim thing in the long run what with the controller, so the firmware upgrade possibility is a good thing.

[Snee]

http://www.wdc.com/en/products/products.asp?driveid=496 this kind of raptor.

Meant to edit this into the poast above, dunno why it turned out like this.

[Mr. Mulder]

eaten a shit load of crap today, im off for a run ftw :emo:

[Skweeky]

I just had the most delicious chicken korma.

[Rart]

What the hell is that?

Ewwww, just googled it. Anything > curry imo.

[Barbarossa]

Racist.

In other news.....

Mornsup :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

[Hologram]

Mondays are lame. Especially over the summer.

[Rart]

Came back from the local soup kitchen!

I can't cook.

[Skweeky]

Only idiots can't cook.

[Hologram]

Only idiots can't cook.

Depends what you're cooking in the first place, but yeah if you can't do something that requires no special expertise at all, then you are an idiot.

[Mr. Mulder]

Only idiots can't cook.
:sadwalk:

[Barbarossa]

Only idiots can't cook.

I can cook. :snooty:

But then I can also perform open heart surgery.

I can do neither of the above particularly well, though, so I leave them both to the experts :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Only idiots can't cook.
:sadwalk:


You make up for it with your massive peen though

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hObBw7ZAWDo

:glag:

[Skweeky]

Brilliant! This Friday I get to go to work in my beach gear! I loves it!

[Skiz]

Just went to the store and saw a license plate that read, "FAP FAP". :lol:

[Moksu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hObBw7ZAWDo

:glag:

so funny guy <3

[Mr. Mulder]

Brilliant! This Friday I get to go to work in my beach gear! I loves it!
pics when it happens or it didn't/won't happen or something else... :unsure: :smilie4:


/backfromgymsup :smilie4:

[Voetsek]

Gay paraplegic midget porn

[Hologram]

Gay paraplegic midget porn

Amputee porn outranks it.


Just went to the store and saw a license plate that read, "FAP FAP".

:glag:

[Skiz]

Lots of good telebision starting in a couple weeks. :smilie4:

Dexter
The Office
Community (new show with Chevy Chase and Joel McHale)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Gary Unmarried
Californication
Family Guy
South Park
Southland

[Hologram]

Seen Dexter's preair release, was intense. Can't wait to see South Park and Office again! :w00t:

[Skiz]

I don't watch prereleases anymore. I have to wait too long for the rest of the episodes. :no:

[Hologram]

I don't watch prereleases anymore. I have to wait too long for the rest of the episodes. :no:

True true. But its so hard to withstand from downloading it. :(

[Zip]

Lots of good telebision starting in a couple weeks. :smilie4:

Dexter
The Office
Community (new show with Chevy Chase and Joel McHale)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Gary Unmarried
Californication
Family Guy
South Park
Southland
Don't forget about Heroes, or perhaps it doesn't fall under the good telebision category? :idunno:

[Hologram]

Don't forget about Heroes, or perhaps it doesn't fall under the good telebision category? :idunno:

It doesn't.

[Skiz]

Heroes falls under the utter shite category.

[Snee]

Big words from someone who just called It's Always Shitty in Philadelphia (the chuffing elevator music of sitcoms) and Curb Your Annoying Bald Tard good television.

[Something Else]

Does Merkin TV count as real TV. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Does Merkin TV count as real TV. :unsure:

Yes. It's only 49% silly cone, so still mostly human.

[Alien5]

What is Good TV?

[Something Else]

Mock The Week, You Have Been Watching, with Charlie Brooker, Shooting Stars and TopGear.
That is the sum of the currently airing TV series that I find tolerable personally.

[Alien5]

Mock the idiot is all right, haven't seen the others yet.

whale wars - green peace/deadliest catch type reality show but with whales instead of crabs.

The real world - Teens get drunk and try to sex anyone they meet.

Unbeatable Banzuke - japanese game show

Ninja Warrior - japanese game show

[Skiz]

Big words from someone who just called It's Always Shitty in Philadelphia (the chuffing elevator music of sitcoms) and Curb Your Annoying Bald Tard good television.

It's Always Sunny was shit the first season. After Danny DeVito joined in season two it's been funny as fuck. And Curb... is basically Seinfeld all over again. It's great. :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

backfrombawxsingsup :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

soew i've been looking some more into going to china next year and its sounding moar and moar win the moar i read (reading, lol :ghey: ) but how do ewe go about pricing something like that up? Doesn't have to be 100% accurate but its good to have some idea on what you're working towards other than the figure "a fucking lot" ...looking at some travel websites most don't even fly out that far... :ermm:

[zedaxax]

If you need an assistant to go to china, then i am ready.

II speak english and can carry max five kilos.

When are we going?

[Mr. Mulder]

was thinking mid to late next year and i'd want to go for lyke a month if work will let me take all my time off at once :ermm: what side of the bed do ewe like?

[Skiz]

...looking at some travel websites most don't even fly out that far... :ermm:

I'm fairly certain that's due to China's restrictions on flights allowed into their country.

I remember a couple of years ago when UPS won a bid to fly deliveries into China. They worked on negotiations for a long time just to get what we have today - one flight per day into China.

You may need to fly somewhere close and take a rail the rest of the way in. :ihavenofuckingideareally:

[Mr. Mulder]

oic :eyebrows: i too have no fucking idea what im doing also :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news, i just beat my high score on super monkey ball :happy:

[Something Else]

whale wars - green peace/deadliest catch type reality show but with whales instead of crabs.

The real world - Teens get drunk and try to sex anyone they meet.

Unbeatable Banzuke - japanese game show

Ninja Warrior - japanese game show

Those all sound brain-numbingly bad. :mellow:

[Skiz]

whale wars - green peace/deadliest catch type reality show but with whales instead of crabs.

The real world - Teens get drunk and try to sex anyone they meet.

Unbeatable Banzuke - japanese game show

Ninja Warrior - japanese game show

Those all sound brain-numbingly bad. :mellow:


Says the top gear fanboy. :P

[Something Else]

They blow stuff up, race fast cars, and drive in to each other a lot. What could be better. :O

[Skiz]

Do you watch NASCAR too?

[Mr. Mulder]

top gear >*

its only motherlicking friday you hairy cucumbers!11111

teh misses has dumped me so now i have a three day weekend to sit around in my pants eating cereal watching stuffs - result. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

thym to go to wurk :emo:

[Skiz]

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs49/i/2009/209/e/1/American_beauty_by_edwheeler.jpg

[Skweeky]

top gear >*

its only motherlicking friday you hairy cucumbers!11111

teh misses has dumped me so now i have a three day weekend to sit around in my pants eating cereal watching stuffs - result. :smilie4:

Why did she dump you this time?

[Mr. Mulder]

top gear >*

its only motherlicking friday you hairy cucumbers!11111

teh misses has dumped me so now i have a three day weekend to sit around in my pants eating cereal watching stuffs - result. :smilie4:

Why did she dump you this time?
this one dumped me because im too orsum. fact. :smilie4:

[Snee]

Crysis on rly high settings > * :smilie4:

[chalice]

Wotchas cunts.

Got meself a new hobby, like.

It involves, water flow, nitrogen high nutrients, heavy duty light sources and getting wopped out and rich(er).

Yep, you guessed it, I'm pimping out palm trees for women with abnormally wide vaginas.

Tell your wide vaginaed friends. It's a real, it's a deal,it's a fucking steal. True story.

[Skiz]

Is a palm tree an analogy for your peen? :unsure:

[chalice]

Is a palm tree an analogy for your peen? :unsure:

Nope, it's a pine-ridged rigid fact.

My feeble peen could never consider satisfying these sick Texan females (where the vast amount of interest seems to generate/germinate from, like.

Your expert opinion on as to market this phenomenon/cultural quirk would be mutually profitable. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

There are some downright sluts around Texas, that's for sure. Houston seems to be the epicenter and is teeming with activity of the sexual kind. Everytime I go back home I get laid. Every fucking time. But here in Austin I might only scrap together three pieces of the sweet poon tang a year. :no:

There are a fuck-ton of wealthy folks around these here parts. And what with the drought going on they might just be partial to some new palms.

WWTTD?

What would Terry Tibbs do?

[Skiz]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01468/cockney-atm_1468793i.jpg

[Something Else]

We actually have those. :blush:

[chalice]

:lol:

Nah, mate. I was only telling every cunt who cares to read that I've started a semi-pro hydroponics grow in a roundabout stupid fucking way, like wot I always do.

I have no ideas if Texan women are sluts (though I'm sure they are).

I'm halfway through growing loads of top grade ganja and I was so excited, I had to post it.

I'm even gonna post Benjamin some when it's done. Even though he's a cawk. True story.

[Something Else]

Coinci-menthol. See PM sent yesterday on other interwebs.

[chalice]

Coinci-menthol. See PM sent yesterday on other interwebs.

Pm sent on the other internets to the max.

[Moksu]

Soo, whats going on the weekend?!

[Skiz]

So palms was cockney spy code for the eww-wee? :O

That's super dooper awesome. How much did ewe grow? I tried a couple times when I was young and only had one successful attempt. I went out to the woods one sunny day to check on my e-fucking-normous success and found naught but a hole in the ground. :cry:

Be careful or you might be visiting bo. :pinch:

[Skiz]

Soo, whats going on the weekend?!

I hear your mam is having a party in her pants. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

So palms was cockney spy code for the eww-wee? :O

That's super dooper awesome. How much did ewe grow? I tried a couple times when I was young and only had one successful attempt. I went out to the woods one sunny day to check on my e-fucking-normous success and found naught but a hole in the ground. :cry:

Be careful or you might be visiting bo. :pinch:



At least he could keep selling his stuff then,

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/19258/1.jpg

:glag: !1

[Skiz]

^lolz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4RQsiBy2c

[chalice]

So palms was cockney spy code for the eww-wee? :O

That's super dooper awesome. How much did ewe grow? I tried a couple times when I was young and only had one successful attempt. I went out to the woods one sunny day to check on my e-fucking-normous success and found naught but a hole in the ground. :cry:

Be careful or you might be visiting bo. :pinch:

I've got 10 plants at full veg at the minute. Looking preeeeeeety good. Preeeeety good. :happy:

If I had to visit anyone in the slammer, I could do worse than Bo, I suppose. Even though for that to happen, they'd have to extradite me, like. Being as we're living on different landmasses and all.

[Skiz]

I can't keep up with where you all are from. You're all from "over there". :P

ffs, muldy moves every few weeks.

[Moksu]

^lolz

Arnold Pizza


I'd order from him :O

[Mr. Mulder]

I can't keep up with where you all are from. You're all from "over there". :P

ffs, muldy moves every few weeks.
im this close to moving again ftw :smilie4:

/warmed up spag-bol on toast and an R5 of Bruno, truly this is how all them big Hollywood celebrities live :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

When are you moving up to Glasgow? I'll hire you as my assistant :w00t:

[Skweeky]

We seem to have acquired a house snail. Every morning when I nip downstairs to the loo, there is a snail at the bottom of the stairs. There are no windows and no little holes in the wall so I really don't know where the thing comes from!

[chalice]

Skweeks, gimme a hug. I loves ya and I could do with some foreign affection, like.

Everyone thinks I'm a cunt. I just can't understand it.

[Skweeky]

(((chavis)))

It seems everyone is after my love these days. 't Must be the proximity of Mars or something else.

[chalice]

Cheers burd.

Nah, it's just cos you're the only one in the lounge wif pheromones.

[Skweeky]

And there I was thinking I was popular and stuff.

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm91hh9SqXs

[Mr. Mulder]

Skweeks, gimme a hug. I loves ya and I could do with some foreign affection, like.

Everyone thinks I'm a cunt. I just can't understand it.
maybe they just think you're fluffy and want to have secks with you, i know i do :hug:

[Something Else]

Cm91hh9SqXs

In-credible mate.

This Damien Walters guy is pretty orsum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeiwLLZjDo

Tip. Sound off.

[tesco]

I quite liked the music. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Youngsters. :no:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm91hh9SqXs

That reminds me of that guy that can climb a 300 foot cliff in like 30 secs or something. Those people are nuts.

[Something Else]

That was actually a muesli lady. With the full on kebab dress.

[Skiz]

This guy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z_mhRoqG2E


Can't be arsed to add tags.

[Something Else]

I was watching the wymyn's version of the even. There were all they's lycra-wearing, tarts, and one hell of a classy muesli lady. She won, even with the handicap of the kebab suite.

Can't be arsed to google the proper word for kebab suit.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z_mhRoqG2E


Watching that made my palms sweat. Disgusting. :sick:

[Skiz]

This Bruno movie sucks ass.

[Alien5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9PNsFxQcHg&feature=player_embedded

[Skiz]

^I call bullshit. iPhones don't come right out of the packaging turned on, with loaded SIM card and extra apps. Plus the phone unnecessarily goes off screen just before being put in the blender. Plus, the screen was activated just before being put in the blender, but is off when actually placed in it.

My guess was it was a different phone which was broken or something. :unsure:

[grube]

well i could use 20 $

[Mr. Mulder]

got a date lined up for Wednesday :hooray:

[Mr. Mulder]

my shift at wurks changed from 9 to half 5 to 8 to half 4 so i get an hour longer at the gym and its a three day week this week too, off back 'oop north friday to monday for some binge drinking with my avg homies :smilie4:

everything's coming up milhouse :smilie4:

[tesco]

Amazon.ca is sick.
I ordered a game from them on saturday morning, and I chose the free shipping option.
They said it would likely ship out on monday august 31 (today) and arrive between sept 4 to 8.
Well yesterday I got an email saying that they shipped my item (a day early) and today I checked my mail box and it was there already.

http://www.languagetrainers.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/thumbsup_arniesmall.jpg

[Skweeky]

Can anyone recommend a decent tv series? I've run out of stuff to watch

[tesco]

Big Bang Theory?

[Skweeky]

Seen it

[Skweeky]

Has anyone seen that True Blood? Is it any good?

[tesco]

It's worth a look.

[Mr. Mulder]

the inbetweeners.

[Skweeky]

Will you lot stop recommending series about geeks? I work in the tech department in an IT company, I get plenty of that in real life. :snooty:

[Something Else]

The Larry Sanders Show. You can find it on that Green, Devil looking BT tracker. shemanoid, or something else.

[Skiz]

Has anyone seen that True Blood? Is it any good?

It's fucking awesome.

[Skweeky]

I shall give that a try then.

[Mr. Mulder]

Will you lot stop recommending series about geeks? I work in the tech department in an IT company, I get plenty of that in real life. :snooty:
nowaisrysly, it is fucking hilarious!

[Mr. Mulder]

i think they're all even on channel4 OD, i know the second series is - pretty sure the first is too :smilie4:

[Something Else]

I shall give that a try then.

Believe the Canadian and The Tex-Mex. Why don't you. :no:

[Skweeky]

I will have a look at yours as well.

[Hologram]

Amazon.ca is sick.
I ordered a game from them on saturday morning, and I chose the free shipping option.
They said it would likely ship out on monday august 31 (today) and arrive between sept 4 to 8.
Well yesterday I got an email saying that they shipped my item (a day early) and today I checked my mail box and it was there already.

Wow, nice. Too bad I don't live in Canada. :/

[kallieb]

It's lovely to live in canadia.. You get to do all kinds of fun things.. like, .. work all night and sleep all day, chop down trees, press wild flow'rs, skip and jump, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...Wednesdays are particularly fun as its our national day to go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. :)

[Hologram]

It's lovely to live in canadia.. You get to do all kinds of fun things.. like, .. work all night and sleep all day, chop down trees, press wild flow'rs, skip and jump, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...Wednesdays are particularly fun as its our national day to go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. :)

So basically you're telling us that in Canada you can be a night security guard/lumberjack and hippy while wearing women accessories. :w00t:

[Hairbautt]

Is gmail down?

nvm: http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/

[Skiz]

Is gmail down?

nvm: http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/

If you use iGoogle, the GMail addon is working just fine and you can do everything from within that. :)

[Rart]

I get an error using the igoogle app as well as main page.

[Skiz]

Mine works fine. Just checked again.

[Rart]

What app are you using?

Edit: Gmail works now.

[Hairbautt]

thx

[Something Else]

It's lovely to live in canadia.. You get to do all kinds of fun things.. like, .. work all night and sleep all day, chop down trees, press wild flow'rs, skip and jump, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...Wednesdays are particularly fun as its our national day to go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

[Mr. Mulder]

Due South was canaidian and that was the fucking nutz!

[kallieb]

A true canadian gem ;) I knew you'd get than one Ben

[Skiz]

:glag:

For those of you outside the US, George Brett is a baseball legend and Hall of Famer.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUdHMkE5Qdk

[swizZ8]

that looks quite disturbing for his female fans :D

[tesco]

Close one, skizo almost won.

[Mr. Mulder]

4dayweekendbackoopnorthsup :01:

gonna be drinking all day tomorrow, its gonna be FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skiz]

Meh weekend shall be equally orsum. Three day holiday weekend, plus it's the start of football season. I've got a semi just thinkin about it. :happy:

[Skiz]

Off werk. Going to drink some brewskies now. :wave:

[Moksu]

Off werk. Going to drink some brewskies now. :wave:


Don't get 2 drunk!

[Mr. Mulder]

off werk. Going to drink some brewskies now. :wave:
to the macs!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

i'm off to get fucking wasted!111 see you cunts tomorrow morning !11111


11111111111111

[Zip]

You start early, Mulder. :lol:

[weenden]

hey i musta got lost where am i

[Skiz]

Drank brewskies. Ate pot brownies. Good times were had by all. :happy:

[weenden]

bottle over the head only person having a good time then was my ex girlfriend .....ouch

[Mr. Mulder]

i feel rough as fuck.

yesterday was mental, there's a bar in town called the engine shed, it was someones birthday - im not sure who but they hired it out and i somehow managed up inside eating their free food. its also got like a sandpit outside of it, we built these big fuck off sandcastles but then these little kids come out of no where and rushed them!!! wtf were little kids doing out that late!??? it was like the 300 but less epic, then hours later we ended up in some dirty pizza shop and these girls came in, it was one of their birthdays - she was 18 but looked about 12 and had braces, she asked if we could have our picture taken together then asked if she could kiss me so i stuck my tounge down her throat :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

just bought one of these

http://www.fy-game.net/Upload/Pic/2009617215654819.jpg

was playing gta chinky wars and dropped it like its hawt, the right shoulder buttons come off and there's a big hairy crack right on the bottom casing :emo:

[Alien5]

NICE :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurd. ive also got a sticker of a mario mushroom wot im gonna stick on it, its going to be a towetal fanny magnet when its done!111 +1 :smilie4:

[Alien5]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLnyhJHKFP8)

[Mr. Mulder]

i want to sleep with them all.

[Alien5]

some of them are men, are you ok with that?

[Mr. Mulder]

i've got no problems with a high-five eiffel tower finish :smilie4:

[Alien5]

:o

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.turdbaby.com/images/Get%20to%20the%20Choppa.JPG

[Alien5]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2622201/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-pumps-iron-at-blaze-aftermath.html

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Good_Parents.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

got to get a lift from lincoln to newark then a train from newark to kings cross then the tube from kings cross to victoria then a train from victoria to eastbourne then i'll be what is currently home ftw :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/12/128866038550609678.jpg lolz

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/12/128789075904618259.jpg

[Skiz]

Just sat next to Jessica Alba while eating lunch. She's filming some movie here in town.

[tesco]

Just sat next to Jessica Alba while eating lunch. She's filming some movie here in town.
Pics. :O

[Skiz]

No pics. But we'll see if I impregnated her with my mind tho. :sneaky:

[Skiz]

Had a nice day.

Most people were off work today for Labor Day. We have a national holiday to celebrate our hard work by not working. It's genius. :happy:

Shopped for netbooks and played with laptops all day. Felt like a kid in a candy store. I buy so much stuffs on eBay, Newegg and Craigslist nowadays that I forget how fun shopping for stuff, particularly electronics, can be. Found one I liked on Craigslist (:pinch:) and went to check it out. The slut who was selling it was an 11 on a scale of 1-10. No shit. I saw her last name when I was checking out the netbook and tried stalking her on facebook or something but no dice. :mellow:

Sat next to Jessica Alba at lunch. :naughty:

Bought a Netgear wireless modem (http://www.avenidadelcomercio.es/info/images/produits/screenshots/WNR2000-v1.jpg) (802.11n obviousment) for better internets on the iPhone and the future netbook/laptop. It looks like it's right out of the Matrix!!1 :O

Drinking Guinness at the moment and piddling about on the webz. :guiness:

[Mr. Mulder]

Just sat next to Jessica Alba while eating lunch. She's filming some movie here in town.
did ewe sniff her seat once she left!1111???????? :o

[Skiz]

Nope. But she may have sniffed mine when I left. :unsure:

[swizZ8]

:lol:

Is it very common to see film crew's in place u live? And movie stars? I am just curious about that. :)

[Zip]

I think Skiz is making it all up. :O

Everyone knows that Texas is one big desert! Why would anyone (especially movie stars) go there? Unless they make a western film or something. :idunno: