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Busyman
09-25-2003, 04:44 AM
I'll start


The sodomy law just got overturned. (federal)
Now while I am not gay this was a stupid law (adopted by some states) to begin with.
If 2 lesbians want to eat each others twat in the comfort of their own home let them go. Most of these politicians were getting fallatio (poor Yorick) which was also illegal.
DUMB LAW aimed at homosexuals.
kAb
09-25-2003, 05:01 AM
.. the patriot act...

the most un-patriotical act ever.
CadeLaguana
09-25-2003, 05:14 AM
Heres a dumb law for you. Not sure if this is true, but I have found it on many sites to be true.


In a certain city in texas, it is legal to commit homicide, as long as you give a 24 hour notice on paper, or by voice, to the person you are going to kill, and what you are going to use :blink:

No shiting either. That one is pretty fucked up....


I have found it many times so I dunno


Also one city in one state its illegal to have an ice cream cone in the back of your pocket...


*sigh*
sampson
09-25-2003, 05:26 AM
Check this (http://www.dumblaws.com) out B)
CadeLaguana
09-25-2003, 05:30 AM
I live here.


Dallas:

It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.



I guess I'll have to watch out for that one! ;) ;) :D :lol: :P
Busyman
09-25-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by CadeLaguana@25 September 2003 - 05:30
I live here.


Dallas:

It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.



I guess I'll have to watch out for that one! ;) ;) :D :lol: :P
That's weird as shit


Nice site sampson
Excellent actually
Keikan
09-25-2003, 05:47 AM
here's a strange law in where i live,

It's illegal to NOT wear helmets while riding a bike or else the cops will slap $100 and if you don't wear a helmet, it feels kinda like a taboo :(
Rappy
09-25-2003, 05:54 AM
Texas has many crazy laws I know someone got like a 100 dollar fine in New York for stiiting on one of those milk crates damn everyone has got them one time they showed a Judge on tv walking out of court with one with papers in it if thats a crime we are all guilty
Busyman
09-25-2003, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by Keikan@25 September 2003 - 05:47
here's a strange law in where i live,

It's illegal to NOT wear helmets while riding a bike or else the cops will slap $100 and if you don't wear a helmet, it feels kinda like a taboo :(
That IS illegal in the US and it doesn't seem strange.
Here also it's illegal to NOT wear seat belts while driving (including passengers).
You get a fine, points on your license and insurance.
Because we are so free here they make laws to make you safer.
Rappy
09-25-2003, 06:00 AM
I think it should be illegal not to wear a helmet expically when on a motorcycle and same with no seatbelts on in a car should be illegal
sampson
09-25-2003, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Keikan@25 September 2003 - 05:47
here's a strange law in where i live,

It's illegal to NOT wear helmets while riding a bike or else the cops will slap $100 and if you don't wear a helmet, it feels kinda like a taboo :(
Not in Texas, they revoked that law :D
Keikan
09-25-2003, 06:54 AM
O ya i live in Canada, Edmonton not usa and when i mean bike i mean bikeCICKLE
Busyman
09-28-2003, 10:20 AM
If you ride a bicycle on the street you SHOULD have a helmet on.
I hate the fact we have to share the road with them.
I work in Washington DC where there are stupid bike couriers everywhere. I have to drive my truck (for the phone company) and watch out for these asses a la Quicksilver.
Rappy
09-28-2003, 10:23 AM
i think it would be great if more people used bike insted of cars also when useing bikes use common sense
lynx
09-28-2003, 11:22 AM
I love this one:

York, England

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
:lol: :lol:
3rd gen noob
09-28-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by lynx@28 September 2003 - 11:22
I love this one:

York, England

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
:lol: :lol:
it's a good job i never carry my archery equipment about then... :rolleyes:
MediaSlayer
09-28-2003, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Busyman@25 September 2003 - 04:44
I'll start


The sodomy law just got overturned. (federal)
Now while I am not gay this was a stupid law (adopted by some states) to begin with.
If 2 lesbians want to eat each others twat in the comfort of their own home let them go. Most of these politicians were getting fallatio (poor Yorick) which was also illegal.
DUMB LAW aimed at homosexuals.
sodomy? take a look at your own sig
Mr. Mulder
09-28-2003, 11:31 AM
over here (UK) this farmer shot a trespasser and went to prison.

If you cant shoot a person in your own home, where can you shoot them :lol:
J'Pol
09-28-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by lynx@28 September 2003 - 12:22
I love this one:

York, England

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
:lol: :lol:
Let me get this right, if Lamsey visits York on a weekday it is OK to shoot him.

Does anyone agree the young chap needs a wee holiday. Something cultural perhaps.
lynx
09-28-2003, 11:44 AM
It's only half an hour away, I'll pop over and do it myself. :lol:
J'Pol
09-28-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by lynx@28 September 2003 - 12:44
It's only half an hour away, I'll pop over and do it myself. :lol:
That's a bit harsh.
DarthInsinuate
09-28-2003, 12:50 PM
i don't know which american state it is but people were shooting each other so they made it law that everyone owns a gun
lynx
09-28-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by JPaul+28 September 2003 - 12:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 28 September 2003 - 12:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@28 September 2003 - 12:44
It&#39;s only half an hour away, I&#39;ll pop over and do it myself. :lol:
That&#39;s a bit harsh. [/b][/quote]
I meant I&#39;ll give him the cultural tour.

btw, your clock&#39;s slow. :lol:
bigboab
09-28-2003, 01:57 PM
Does this mean if I go to York I should not take a bow and arrow? :D :D :D
lynx
09-28-2003, 02:04 PM
You&#39;ll probably be safe in that armour.

Interestingly though, you could have problems if you become an MP.

"It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour."

And since the main rail route back to Scotland goes through York... :lol:
Rat Faced
09-28-2003, 02:19 PM
A gentleman must wear a sword within the city limits of Newcastle upon Tyne.

Try that excuse when we you down the Bigg Market..... :lol: :lol:
lynx
09-28-2003, 02:42 PM
Of course, to go with dumb laws, there are dumb criminals:

Indiana
A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter.

Now who do we know from Indiana? :lol: :lol:
Busyman
09-28-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by lynx@28 September 2003 - 14:42
Of course, to go with dumb laws, there are dumb criminals:

Indiana
A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter.

Now who do we know from Indiana? :lol: :lol:
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