Do You Qualify To Date My Daughter?

[nikita69]

APPLICATION FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
NAME BEFORE BIRTH
DATE OF EXECUTION
HEIGHT (NOT UR GENITALIA)
WEIGHT (NO N*TS, NO DATE)
ALOOF SECURITY #
M.A.D.D LICENSE #
ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK
THREAD ADDRESS
BOARD/FORUM
MEMBER NO
HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ

( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

I SWEAR THAT ALL MISINFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY FAQ KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

[iamhere]

I would have to know what your daughter looks like before we go on a "date."

[sampson]

:blink:

[nikita69]

Originally posted by iamhere@25 September 2003 - 12:33
I would have to know what your daughter looks like before we go on a "date."
she has qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

[james_bond_rulez]

I had sex with your daughter

[nikita69]

fill out the form first. :D B)

[iamhere]

Originally posted by nikita69+25 September 2003 - 01:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nikita69 @ 25 September 2003 - 01:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@25 September 2003 - 12:33
I would have to know what your daughter looks like before we go on a "date."
she has qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight. [/b][/quote]
Well then I will start the bidding at &#036;10 american.

[balamm]

You haven&#39;t been outside in a while have you? ;)

nikita69, there is life beyond k++, this forum, and the faq. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/grabbounce.gif

BELIEVE IT OR NOT&#33;&#33;

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/roflmao.gif

[james_bond_rulez]

nah your daughter can do that for me ;)

[nikita69]

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/NIKITA69_IT.jpg

balamm, first good to see u here, second i run my business from my home network (24/7), third i&#39;m surprised ur not even considering IT. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[pol]

Originally posted by nikita69@25 September 2003 - 06:47
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/NIKITA69_IT.jpg

balamm, first good to see u here, second i run my business from my home network (24/7), third i&#39;m suprised ur not even considering IT. :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

is that her ? :huh:

[nikita69]

YES, interested? :lol:

[balamm]

Originally posted by nikita69@24 September 2003 - 23:47
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/NIKITA69_IT.jpg

balamm, first good to see u here, second i run my business from my home network (24/7), third i&#39;m surprised ur not even considering IT. :lol: :lol: :lol:
OOOh she&#39;s fine&#33;&#33; You better keep an eye on that one.

lol, how are ya?

[iamhere]

Originally posted by nikita69@25 September 2003 - 01:47
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/NIKITA69_IT.jpg

balamm, first good to see u here, second i run my business from my home network (24/7), third i&#39;m surprised ur not even considering IT. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am going to have to pass I dont care for pigtails.

[Keikan]

You have a daughter?...?

NAME BEFORE BIRTH: I dunno
DATE OF EXECUTION: April 5, 3627
HEIGHT 5"2
WEIGHT 90lbs
ALOOF SECURITY #1
M.A.D.D LICENSE #1
ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK: A rat?
THREAD ADDRESS: What?
BOARD/FORUM: What?
MEMBER NO: 20620
HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ: nope

[nikita69]

Originally posted by Keikan@25 September 2003 - 12:51
You have a daughter?...?

NAME BEFORE BIRTH: I dunno
DATE OF EXECUTION: April 5, 3627
HEIGHT 5"2
WEIGHT 90lbs
ALOOF SECURITY #1
M.A.D.D LICENSE #1
ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK: A rat?
THREAD ADDRESS: What?
BOARD/FORUM: What?
MEMBER NO: 20620
HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ: nope
HERE&#39;S UR DATE, U WIN:
http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/CI02G476.gif
i&#39;m ok balamm, bus has been great lately. it&#39;s almost on cruise control, soon hopfully. always pleasure to see ya around. :)

[iamhere]

NAME BEFORE BIRTH: Daddy
DATE OF EXECUTION: When ever you are ready
HEIGHT (NOT UR GENITALIA) Yet to be determined
WEIGHT (NO N*TS, NO DATE) I have 3 does that count
ALOOF SECURITY # Couldnt pass the test
M.A.D.D LICENSE # Kicked out for showing up to meeting drunk
ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK: Top of the food chain
THREAD ADDRESS Last one on the left
BOARD/FORUM: A little board, but lets see your forum and that might change
MEMBER NO: Too lazy to look
HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ: Waiting for the movie.

[nikita69]

Originally posted by iamhere@25 September 2003 - 13:05
NAME BEFORE BIRTH: Daddy
DATE OF EXECUTION: When ever you are ready
HEIGHT (NOT UR GENITALIA) Yet to be determined
WEIGHT (NO N*TS, NO DATE) I have 3 does that count
ALOOF SECURITY # Couldnt pass the test
M.A.D.D LICENSE # Kicked out for showing up to meeting drunk
ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK: Top of the food chain
THREAD ADDRESS Last one on the left
BOARD/FORUM: A little board, but lets see your forum and that might change
MEMBER NO: Too lazy to look
HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ: Waiting for the movie.
I know ur here, but u have to wait for ur turn. ur next after 3 guys. in the meantime, this is preview of her. enjoy :o

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/NIKITA69_IT.jpg

[rf9rider]

Nikita, did youre daughter inherit youre looks?