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Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 01:45 PM
I'm looking for a few disciples to join me when the day of reckoning comes…
…apart from pigeons, all creatures are excepted.

To join you must abide by the following:

Stand Firmly against society

Be highly skilled in both death and destruction

Be able to operate heavy vehicles

Be able to keep secrets

To love and tolerate Pain

…if you think you’ve got what it takes, meet me at the abandoned factory, tonight at 10:00pm, Sacrificial goats will be supplied, bring your own robes…

razorsharp013
09-25-2003, 01:47 PM
I am OSHA certified to drive a forklift. And is it ok if my robe has little blue flowers on it?

Guillaume
09-25-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by __eric__@25 September 2003 - 14:45
…if you think you’ve got what it takes, meet me at the abandoned factory,
Which one? There's so many around!

bigboab
09-25-2003, 01:48 PM
Do you mean accepted? Otherwise why dont you just join a pigeon fanciers club. :D

ghost944
09-25-2003, 01:52 PM
me and my bobcat will be there at 10:30

bigboab
09-25-2003, 01:53 PM
Do you mean Lynx? :P

Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 02:43 PM
I am OSHA certified to drive a forklift. And is it ok if my robe has little blue flowers on it?

Are they poisonous little blue flowers?

lynx
09-25-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@25 September 2003 - 13:53
Do you mean Lynx? :P
Oi, I represent that remark. :P

MetroStars
09-25-2003, 03:17 PM
i wud only join your cult ( or any cult )

if there was a promise of sex every few hours with hot girls :lol:

Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 03:21 PM
i wud only join your cult ( or any cult )

if there was a promise of sex every few hours with hot girls 

You don't need to join a cult if that's all you want to do...

...I was thinking more along the lines of world domination, but if you can fit shagging into your schedule, then I can't see a problem with that :lol:

lynx
09-25-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by __eric__@25 September 2003 - 13:45
To love and tolerate Pain
Masochists especially welcome, I see.

MetroStars
09-25-2003, 03:27 PM
You don't need to join a cult if that's all you want to do...

...I was thinking more along the lines of world domination, but if you can fit shagging into your schedule, then I can't see a problem with that

wud u supply the girls

Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 03:32 PM
wud u supply the girls

Do they have to be alive? ...if yes, then no, i wouldnt.

4play
09-25-2003, 03:41 PM
Do they have to be alive? ...if yes, then no, i wouldnt.

im in :-" :devil:

Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 03:43 PM
Forget about it people, I was hoping to brainwash the world with senseless crap. But it turns out that some one's beaten me to it with something called "Christianity"???

...must have sprung up over night.

MetroStars
09-25-2003, 04:02 PM
yes who is this pope fella

bigboab
09-25-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by __eric__@25 September 2003 - 15:43


...must have sprung up over night.

Bet you say that every morning Eric. :lol:

Lamsey
09-25-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by MetroStars@25 September 2003 - 16:02
yes who is this pope fella
JPaul, of course. Never made the connection? Pope John Paul?

masta.z
09-25-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+25 September 2003 - 17:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 25 September 2003 - 17:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-__eric__@25 September 2003 - 15:43


...must have sprung up over night.

Bet you say that every morning Eric. :lol: [/b][/quote]
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/roflmao.gif

Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 05:37 PM
Too True :lol:

Skweeky
09-25-2003, 05:52 PM
what&#39;s this???? :angry: :angry: :angry:


last year I joined a cult, involves a lot of beer drinking, singing songs, dancing naked, soapgliding, stripping on every party, steal every flag we see, destroy all catholic property, pee against churches, sex everytime you go out, a lot of nude whether it is appropriate or not.

What do I see here? A cheap copy&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry: :angry:



Join VSKM&#33;&#33; :D

VSKM homepage (http://www.vskm.be.tf)
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hey come on, I can promote a website too just once. :lol: :lol:

Mr. Mulder
09-25-2003, 05:57 PM
What do I see here? A cheap copy&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp;

Have you tried to raise an army to bring death and destruction to all lately? it&#39;s not easy...

Skweeky
09-25-2003, 06:19 PM
That death and destruction thing is the only thing we don&#39;t do, we like peace and quiet so we can smoke our joints and have fun. Bah, death and destruction, what a stupid idea.
Once u killed and destructed everyone and everything u become useless.

Lilmiss
09-25-2003, 06:22 PM
:D :P :lol: me&#39;s imagining skweeky peeing against a church....hahahaha. :D

(hey skweek. ;) )

Assultsniper
09-25-2003, 06:46 PM
Hmmmm world domination eh...... Cristianity eh.............. death eh...........
Sure why not :D

Capitao70s
09-25-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by __eric__@25 September 2003 - 13:45
I&#39;m looking for a few disciples to join me when the day of reckoning comes…
…apart from pigeons, all creatures are excepted.


Sir, you&#39;re one CRAZY motherfucker....
And that&#39;s a fact&#33;
:ph34r: :blink:

Capitao70s
09-25-2003, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@25 September 2003 - 17:52
last year I joined a cult, involves a lot of beer drinking, singing songs, dancing naked, soapgliding, stripping on every party, steal every flag we see, destroy all catholic property, pee against churches, sex everytime you go out, a lot of nude whether it is appropriate or not.


But not half as crazy as this kitty&#33;&#33;
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

Skweeky
09-26-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by Capitao70s+25 September 2003 - 22:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Capitao70s @ 25 September 2003 - 22:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@25 September 2003 - 17:52
last year I joined a cult, involves a lot of beer drinking, singing songs, dancing naked, soapgliding, stripping on every party, steal every flag we see, destroy all catholic property, pee against churches, sex everytime you go out, a lot of nude whether it is appropriate or not.


But not half as crazy as this kitty&#33;&#33;
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: [/b][/quote]
That wasn&#39;t a joke.....
You can ask people who saw the pics...

:D :D