I'm going crazy

[Seedler]

Long story short, I'm in CHina for 4 months interning at a bank. I really really really really like this girl. she's just absolutely gorgeous, the painfully pretty type that makes your eyes water if you stare at her for too long since she's so hot. She is single, fresh out of a local college, and has been turning down her numerous suitors leaving them to rot as laughing stock objects for all the other girls working at the bank. This makes me very scared and nervous.

She does seem warm towards me, and I can't help but make her laugh and tease her etc etc. I can also easily say I am the best dressed guy at the bank. SO uh, I think I have a good, erm, fair, erm, some chance with her, but I can't gather up the courage to ask because she's 2 years older than me. Fuck my life.

So now I either continue to hide my feelings, losing sleep and appetite for the next 3 months because no matter how much I try to put her out of my head, I epicly fail.

Or I could ask and get owned, then have an awkward relationship with her for the next 3 months as we sit literally 2 meters away from each other and learn most of the operations together.

I keep telling myself, I haven't a good chance with her, as she's 2 years older and gorgeous, etc etc. Therefore I should just live with it and try to forget her as the small chance of success isn't worth 3 months of awkwardness.

Then I tell myself, I should just stop being a big pussy and ask and get it over with, after all there is SOMEWHAT of a chance of success, as losing sleep and food over a girl is just an unacceptably pussy-gaywart thing to do.

I have, I would say, conservatively, 25%ish chance of scoring a date with her. HELP me choose? Do I ask or no? God damn I hate falling for older females, it makes me sad and angry.
:frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty:

[Proper Bo]

You should get run over again.

[Something Else]

FFS you couldn't make up more of a pansy. :no:

[100%]

Find something amazing and invite her to see it.
Purpose & function does help.

In relation to pro bono's post, you can show her how to survive a car frontal hit.

Check out the art scene while your there, for me.

[Snee]

You should get run over again.
Ya, I bet chicks dig when he gets run over.

[Alien5]

:grlylord:

[Barbarossa]

I can't believe I read all that tripe

What the hell do I care? :mellow:

[Alien5]

Long story short,I have a 25% chance of scoring females
fixed

[The_Martinator]

The big question is: Will you loose sleep if she turns you down? If you won't, ask her. The ankwardness will go away. Eventually :D

[Skweeky]

Stop being such a big pussy and ask her out ffs. What are you? 12?

So what if she says no? At least you tried and you don't have to keep wondering about it for the rest of your life.

[LubTheStaringCat]

Delay Is fatal, so stop being a dickhead and ask her out.

[n00bz0r]

Be a Man.
Ask her out, and let her know about your feelings towards her.
No point in waiting and trying to emulate the situation in your mind.
Go right ahead. At least you will know the outcome. (once and for all ;) )

[chalice]

Stay at home and have a wank.

Let's face it, like, this is you we're talking about.

[Albo Da Kid]

...pathetic

even if you ask her out and she happens to accept, she'll grow tired of you in a matter of days after she finds out what a pussy you are.

i say avoid the embarrassment and self consciousness after effects and jerk off to her instead while fantasizing of what could have happened if you went out with her

[Albo Da Kid]

im just fuking with u

go for it, if u dont ur a jerkoff on two counts. 1. for being a coward . and 2. for killing your youth by not taking advantage of taking chances and not giving a fuck of the outcomes

[Albo Da Kid]

so whose dupe account is this?

[callum]

Yours? You're actually quite like seedler. I'm not saying that because of this thread, I mean in general.

[Cabalo]

Delay Is fatal, so stop being a dickhead and ask her out.
word.

[Albo Da Kid]

never that my friend.. i've been through too many life experiences to be on the same level with seedler.. no offense to you sedler

you could say we both posses the obsessive behavior at some point only that mines doesn't include females in it

[Barbarossa]

Seedler got run over by a humvee and survived. Have you? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

We should test it.

[Albo Da Kid]

Seedler got run over by a humvee and survived. Have you? :unsure:
No, but i once got into a fight with a bunch of pikeys over chicken fights bets and came out with a clean face.
Neither you nor seedler can beat that

[Barbarossa]

I wouldn't even know where to start :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

God seedler, Don't you know better than to post your girl traumas on here? That's just asking for trouble.

Anyway, ask her. If she says no call her a lesbian.

[Albo Da Kid]

seedler, you should post a pic of her here so we can evaluate her better

[Alien5]

you should post a pic so lesbo da div can wank over it.

[Albo Da Kid]

if i do happen to wank over it then that means that she's worth it

[brotherdoobie]

if i do happen to wank over it then that means that she's worth it


Fair point.


-bd

[Seedler]

Seedler got run over by a humvee and survived. Have you? :unsure:

:glag: I'd think that incident would be forgotten right about now, guess not:pinch:

Anyway, I asked her to coffee yesterday after work, and she said she had night classes so she couldn't do it:(

But just when I was about to go all, "oh, that's all right, not a big deal, don't worry about it, etc etc." She told me that she is free today after work so I'm taking her to a classy grill place and a foot massage place afterwards:01:

As for the picture posting for better judgment, I guess I'll do it if a strict no-wank policy is put in effect:dabs:

And thank all of you who told me to stop being a pussy and take the chance, for once your harshness paid off. Thanks, no really:fst:

[Albo Da Kid]

make sure you're in the pic as well.. there goes your no-wank reassurance

[Albo Da Kid]

good job tho. u did it.. u see how easy it was?

[Barbarossa]

A "classy grill place"? :blink:

That makes no sense.

[CrabGirl]

Lol!

[Alien5]

:o

[Seedler]

make sure you're in the pic as well.. there goes your no-wank reassurance

She's so hot that she offsets the un-wankable factor of me being in the pic.

But knowing you, you'd prolly just PS me out and yourself in:dabs:

"Classy Grill Place" as in one of those places now popular in China where there's a flat grill in the middle of the table, and you order raw ingredients (pork, beef, vegies, etc) and a waitress grills everything fresh in front of you.

[Albo Da Kid]

knowing me?

buddy i have character and dignity when it comes to stuff like that. you could put Jessica alba in there and as long as i know that you have feelings for her, i wouldn't be able to get my dick up even if i tried let alone jerk off to her

in a few words im not a scumbag like the everyday ordinary internet user

[Something Else]

im not a scumbag

Says you.

[Alien5]

im not a scumbag, honest. :lookaroun

[VinX]

^^ lol

[Albo Da Kid]

half a scumbag

[tesco]

im not a scumbag, honest. :lookaroun
hey, you didn't edit that post.:O

[Snee]

He prolly lost his internets for a spell or something just as he poasted. Wait for it.