Can We Say "lazy"?

[Xilo]

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

[dingoBaby]

What will they think of next? That is hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

[clocker]

Always good to keep my Japanese fresh...

[balamm]

I'm just wondering what you were looking for when you came across this little gem.

[dingoBaby]

Originally posted by balamm@27 September 2003 - 00:57
I'm just wondering what you were looking for when you came across this little gem.
Japanese sex toys, of course. Actually I was thinking the same thing Balamm.

[Xilo]

Haha, someone linked to it on another forum I visit.

[dingoBaby]

Originally posted by Xilo@27 September 2003 - 01:10
Haha, someone linked to it on another forum I visit.
That wouldn't be a Japanese sex toy forum would it? You dirty bird.

[rf9rider]

wow! Hope its heated as plastic is cold...... :blink:

[muchspl2]

read it now

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/u...lp=zh_en&tt=url (http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdaimaoh.kir.jp%2Fho%2Fmenssom.htm&lp=zh_en&tt=url)

its even funnier

[balamm]

Bad translation.
This is a bit closer>
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All automatic hand ƒRƒLƒ}ƒV�[ƒ“.
Launching while seeing ƒGƒ� book in both hands !
Dreamy machine of the males who appeared at last.

Enlarged picture
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MEN ' S SOM did. at last

All automatic hand ƒRƒLƒ}ƒV�[ƒ“.
It is this grade group to move with a home business power supply.
( accessories )
AC adapter lotion

A pamphlet of a manufacturer announcement is ( 92.3 kb ) here

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Of being ƒCƒP basin don't using ‚ ÿ �O hand for advancing and sending it of a this ƒGƒ� book ƒGƒ�ƒrƒfƒI hardly by one hand to read heavily for ƒXƒ€�[ƒY

Please delegate ƒ�ƒ“ƒYƒ\ƒ€.
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A pamphlet of a manufacturer announcement is ( 92.3 kb ) here

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It is useful like the left figure.
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It is a controler division.
The end of a controler vibrates.
( I can do ON / OFF strength and weakness regulation )

For one of ƒAƒiƒ‰�[ for buttocks, for not right one hand ƒRƒL a pleasant sensation increases it times for a glans division by including vibration being done.

A hand ƒRƒL division switch can adjust a speed of a hand ƒRƒL.
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Long penis, I can regulate a height with ƒRƒR to be slender to be fat.
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It is an amplitude division. Here vertically moves.
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A hand freely can remove it.
A hole of soft-quality rubber is attached on the side of inside situation.
First, a plan was good if I fit a hand with the main part after I wear a hole with the state to have made son erect.
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Stiffly for rubber ‚¯‚Á‚±‚¤.
There wasn't if here is good.
However, I reach sufficiently to contain a penis.
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An outside hand spreads even though a penis is big.
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When I inserted AC adapter.
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A machine stops if a benefit load of a safety rises. It is ƒRƒc of a hand ƒRƒL with no ƒXƒ€�[ƒY abundantly to attach lotion. Water for use is indispensable when I dried with lotion.

Please arrange water for a glass even in order to revive dry lotion as the room where an air conditioning was effective especially can easily dry. ( I a little hang water if I dried )

It is time to want making the glans main as being able to regulate a height please try to regulate it freely with a pole, wild goose, favorite height. And, hand ƒRƒL if I move a few waist by myself also while being done, surprisingly feeling it is good.

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It is an exchange if a hole is no good !
I wore sailor seven experimentally.

Further, ƒYƒŒ that Hall exits ahead of is restricted if pushing it with rubber string or what for a portion of this hand, and the world of a new ƒeƒRƒL spreads.
For a magic tape I advise it.
( as cutting a magic tape that a double-sided tape adheres to cm by cm, glue and attaching it for both ends of a hand, ‚Ü‚µ‚½ it restricts a phenomenon that Hall is pushed out of by ( on the side of a stomach ) ahead of if he attaches ‚‚Á where he glued and attached it with an around-10-cm magic tape further. )
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As being a large amount of money, at first, a product, orders it one unit not to sell it, if being no good, trial ‚ß‚µ‚Ä‚Ý‚Ü‚µ‚½.

Though setting and customizing are surely troublesome, with a product that they come out, they crossed for ‚½‚Å‚·‚Ì‚Å sales well.

ƒ‚ƒm of a thin hand of meat says to and feels it and is ‚Å‚· for a hole I use for customizing.
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[muchspl2]

thats what I posted?????

I thought?

[Rappy]

There is a store in the mall near me that sells stuff like that

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by rf9rider@27 September 2003 - 06:25
wow! Hope its heated as plastic is cold...... :blink:
Put it in the microwave for a few seconds before use :lol:

[Rappy]

HAHA microwave on high 10 seconds let cool for 5 seconds

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You have got to be kidding me.Thanks for the Laugh.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I gotta get me one of themhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/show.gif

Jonno B)

[Rappy]

where do u guys get all of these fucked up faces

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by RapFan@27 September 2003 - 07:28
where do u guys get all of these fucked up faces
:D That is a Question only God can answer my son. :D

[Infested Cats]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@27 September 2003 - 00:13
What will they think of next?
You asked:

one (http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?lp=ja_en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omochannel.com)
two (http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?lp=ja_en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.omochannel.com%2Fvibe%2Ftelescopev%2Findex.html)
three (http://marketv.bsfuji.tv/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=30023&storeId=20023&productId=248450&langId=-10&parent_category_rn=10023003&categoryId=10023001)

Unfortunately, the last link (which was the least bizarre) is no longer available. But I still have a picture on record from the site:
http://marketv.bsfuji.tv/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/shop23/images/248450.jpg