How to safely pick up soap in a prison shower

[LubTheStaringCat]

:ghey:Oh Bummer (http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/how-to-safely-pick-up-soap-in-a-prison-shower/):wub:

[brotherdoobie]

Is this a FAQ?




-doobs :mellow:

[LubTheStaringCat]

:lol:

[n00bz0r]

LAWL. :lol:
a great guide for n00b convicts.

[Albo Da Kid]

safest way is to take a shawer with a razer blade in your bum at all times. take it off when you're done, rinse it, put it under your mattress and then use it again the next day

[TheFoX]

safest way is to take a shawer with a razer blade in your bum at all times. take it off when you're done, rinse it, put it under your mattress and then use it again the next day

I gather your speaking from experience.

[peat moss]

Is this a FAQ?




-doobs :mellow:

Hey did you just change your avatar ?? You know to a bum one . :happy: I'm teasing its one of my favorites . ( Famous Liberace quote } .

[Albo Da Kid]

I gather your speaking from experience.
yea i fell for it a couple of times..26-27 stitches i got one time. my tool still works but it looks like it got into a fight with a group of Chechens

[Albo Da Kid]

..or black ppll after skipping the welfare line

[ximmix]

Carmen Ortega can drop the soap anytime. That babe of the week was the best part of this thread. OK, maybe I'll start practicing carrying a razor blade in my ass. :unsure: