What's The Biggest Thing You've Killed?

[Mr. Mulder]

So what is it? A deer an Elephant or something entirely different?

For me, it had to be this rat that lived in my garden. He was a tough little sod, I'll give him credit for that, but he is no longer with us

...JFK was allot bigger, but I didn't have as much trouble with him ;)

[Rappy]

been takeing ur medication lately?

[razorsharp013]

Originally posted by __eric__@27 September 2003 - 07:15
So what is it? A deer an Elephant or something entirely different?

For me, it had to be this rat that lived in my garden. He was a tough little sod, I'll give him credit for that, but he is no longer with us

...JFK was allot bigger, but I didn't have as much trouble with him ;)
That son of a bitch hunter who attempted to kill that deer. He deserved it.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by razorsharp013@27 September 2003 - 07:21
That son of a bitch hunter who attempted to kill that deer.
;) I guess that would be me.But the thing is.....I succeeded at killing it. :P

[Rappy]

i have seen a deer in my backyard its werid because the woods are like 20 miles away at least the fuzz knocked down the last sectin of woods in my town

[Alucard1475]

When I was about 6, I caught a chicken on a fishing rod. :P The chicken died later that day. :o

[razorsharp013]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+27 September 2003 - 07:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 27 September 2003 - 07:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-razorsharp013@27 September 2003 - 07:21
That son of a bitch hunter who attempted to kill that deer.
;) I guess that would be me.But the thing is.....I succeeded at killing it. :P [/b][/quote]
lol.
Don&#39;t get me wrong, I am a carnivore so I don&#39;t see anything wrong with killing for food and basic survival; it&#39;s just natural. However I truly dispise those who murder innocent animals for what they call &#39;sport&#39;, ie. mounting a stuffed head on their wall. Personaly, I think their head should be on a wall.

[Rappy]

i agree i don&#39;t like hunting as a sport u kill it u grill it lol kill it n grill it Ted Nugent&#39;s book

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by RapFan@27 September 2003 - 07:31
i agree i don&#39;t like hunting as a sport u kill it u grill it lol&nbsp; &nbsp; kill it n grill it Ted Nugent&#39;s book
:D Good Ole Uncle Ted.....or at least that is what I call him. :D

FC B)

[Rappy]

Anyone but the book i don&#39;t think we can download those yet

[Riddler]

I killed this bad boy 2 weeks ago ( for real ) .............44 lbs. of delicious red flesh......which I am still in the process of consuming. B)

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/salmon.jpg

[razorsharp013]

Originally posted by Riddler@27 September 2003 - 08:25
I killed this bad boy 2 weeks ago ( for real ) .............44 lbs. of delicious red flesh......which I am still in the process of consuming. B)

And you&#39;re currently in the process of killing me with that god forsaken riddle&#33;

[Riddler]

:lol: :lol:

Shall I put you out of your misery then ? :P

[razorsharp013]

Originally posted by Riddler@27 September 2003 - 08:33
:lol: :lol:

Shall I put you out of your misery then ? :P
NOOOOO&#33; Not yet&#33; Give me more time please Mr. Riddler.

[Riddler]

R U sure ? I mean....I don&#39;t want you to lose any more sleep and get all cranky with your family or anything. :D

[J'Pol]

Time

[Riddler]

Originally posted by JPaul@27 September 2003 - 06:47
Time
Oh for sure........great big country-size acres of it &#33; :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I don&#39;t kill things, everything has a right to live, even when I was a fisherman I never actually killed anything, I suppose I&#39;ve killed bugs before, but I always feel guilty for it and say sorry :unsure:

I know, soppy muppet :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[dingoBaby]

A party size pizza and a 12 pack of Bud cans.

[titey]

Originally posted by __eric__@27 September 2003 - 06:15
What&#39;s The Biggest Thing You&#39;ve Killed?So what is it? A deer an Elephant or something entirely different?
:blink: I&#39;ve killed two deer.... not with guns but with vehicles.... .... both trucks I&#39;ve owned have had "close encounters" with deer. http://members.shaw.ca/userkey/crash.gif



http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif Hee hee.... thanks for the smiley b&#33;

[Snee]

I cut down a few trees when I was a kid.

Guess I&#39;m a tree-killer, i hunted them down for sport, I did. :)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY@27 September 2003 - 18:17
I cut down a few trees when I was a kid.

Guess I&#39;m a tree-killer, i hunted them down for sport, I did. :)
[QUOTE]

You missed a bloody Bush&#33; :P


Titey the deer shunter&#33; :)

[titey]

Originally posted by SnnY@27 September 2003 - 12:17
I cut down a few trees when I was a kid.
:unsure: Well.... trees are larger than deer.... so I guess I was lying the first time, cuz I&#39;ve killed several trees (not with a truck or a gun though. :P )

[Snee]

Originally posted by titey+27 September 2003 - 19:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 27 September 2003 - 19:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@27 September 2003 - 12:17
I cut down a few trees when I was a kid.
:unsure: Well.... trees are larger than deer.... so I guess I was lying the first time, cuz I&#39;ve killed several trees (not with a truck or a gun though. :P ) [/b][/quote]
Probably was self-defense, wasn&#39;t it? them trees can be fierce. :D

[titey]

Originally posted by SnnY@27 September 2003 - 12:37
Probably was self-defense, wasn&#39;t it? them trees can be fierce. :D
No.... but I had to climb over de&#39;fence to get to the trees&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/goof.gif

[Rocktron]

I once killed a small bird with my air gun.
It is the biggest thing i ever killed because i still feel very sorry for doing that&#33; :o
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I hate myself for that. :angry:

[vader]

hunting is not a sport. a sport is a competition where oposing sides are given the same rules. Now if you give the animals weapons and teach them to shoot people, then hunting in the woods would be a sport. though it probalbly wouldn&#39;t be long before you found another interest.... :lol: :D :rolleyes:

[titey]

Originally posted by vader@27 September 2003 - 13:18
hunting is not a sport. a sport is a competition where oposing sides are given the same rules.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/smart.gif sport (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=sport)

Function: noun
Date: 15th century a source of diversion
physical activity engaged in for pleasure
a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in

[razorsharp013]

Originally posted by titey+27 September 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 27 September 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vader@27 September 2003 - 13:18
hunting is not a sport. a sport is a competition where oposing sides are given the same rules.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/smart.gif sport (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=sport)

Function: noun
Date: 15th century a source of diversion
physical activity engaged in for pleasure
a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in
[/b][/quote]
You don&#39;t dare consider a hunter an athelete do you? How much atheletic ability does it take to pull a trigger and kill a bunny or something at 100 yards?
I&#39;m sorry, did I say hunter...I meant asshole.

[Snee]

I think titey was referring to the first point:

1. a source of diversion
He didn&#39;t say if it was right or wrong, or pass any judgement at all, as far as I noticed :unsure:

But technically it is a sport.

Though I&#39;ve never understood why someone would need to do it "for sport" myself.

[Jay]

killed a cat while driving

[Rappy]

I think it is a sport

[Dapadipz]

I Killed GODZILLA :o ;)

http://members.aol.com/lilemedic/godzilla.gif

Really The Largest Thing That I Have Killed Was Probably a Large Spider :blink: :unsure:

[dirty sanchez]

I killed a huge elk last hunting season, and it was yummy&#33; Nice fish riddler. I like to smoke salmon, it&#39;s a little hard to light but once it&#39;s lit you better watch out :D

[bigboab]

Originally posted by dirty sanchez@27 September 2003 - 20:05
I killed a huge elk last hunting season, and it was yummy&#33;&nbsp; Nice fish riddler.&nbsp; I like to smoke salmon, it&#39;s a little hard to light but once it&#39;s lit you better watch out :D
[QUOTE]

I bet you are glad you are not a chain smoker. :P :P :P

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@27 September 2003 - 14:10
I bet you are glad you are not a chain smoker. :P :P :P
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/huh1.gif Chains are exceedingly difficult to light.

[RedRival]

The Postman.
nah, my hamster fell in the drain while I was looking a while. I feel entirely responsible for what happened, but damned that hamster for liking to enter small holes. Esp ones leading to the main sewerage. *shudders*

[titey]

It probably didn&#39;t help matters when you accidently turned on the disposal intead of the light when you tried to look for him. :blink:

[Snee]

Depends on how you define help, If you mean:"it put the hamster out of it&#39;s miserable existence locked up in a small cage for life".

Then yes, it did help.

[titey]

:unsure: I suppose yer right SnnY........but then again, the same could be said if he&#39;d just pureed the rodent in a blender. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

[supersonic]

Originally posted by __eric__@27 September 2003 - 07:15
So what is it? A deer an Elephant or something entirely different?

For me, it had to be this rat that lived in my garden. He was a tough little sod, I&#39;ll give him credit for that, but he is no longer with us

...JFK was allot bigger, but I didn&#39;t have as much trouble with him ;)
a DONKEY, and a monkey

[dirty sanchez]

Hey bigboab and titey I&#39;m always interested in new things :lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by dirty sanchez@27 September 2003 - 15:06
I&#39;m always interested in new things :lol:
:o Sounds to me like you should be addressing JONNO then.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by dirty sanchez@27 September 2003 - 21:06
Hey bigboab and titey I&#39;m always interested in new things :lol:
[QUOTE]

Just forget about the chain smoking. Otherwise in about 30 years you will be singing &#39;Take these chains from my lungs and set me free&#39;. :D

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@27 September 2003 - 15:11
&#39;Take these chains from my lungs and set me free&#39;
Is that song by Iron Maiden or Steely Dan? :D

[dirty sanchez]

cough cough, what?

[Snee]

to do a "Dirty Sanchez" isn&#39;t that when you stick a finger up....

Yep there&#39;s a flashmovie with "Britney Spears", can&#39;t post the link to explain though, it might get me in trouble.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey+27 September 2003 - 21:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey &#064; 27 September 2003 - 21:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@27 September 2003 - 15:11
&#39;Take these chains from my lungs and set me free&#39;
Is that song by Iron Maiden or Steely Dan? :D[/b][/quote]
[QUOTE]

Dont know I&#39;m not into heavy metal. :P :P :P

Sorry I was a bit slow. I was refilling with inkahol. :P

[KinkoStinky]

godzilla

[dirty sanchez]

Snny, hit me baby one more time&#33; :D

[Smith]

Originally posted by Alucard1475@27 September 2003 - 12:27
When I was about 6, I caught a chicken on a fishing rod. :P The chicken died later that day. :o
LOL

[Lilmiss]

biggest thing ive killed?

a red tailed shark.
a friend and i had to whack it the head with a spoon.

bad shark&#33; :(

[Riddler]

Originally posted by lilmiss@28 September 2003 - 00:55
biggest thing ive killed?

a red tailed shark.
a friend and i had to whack it the head with a spoon.

bad shark&#33; :(
:lol:
Not trying to be obtuse or anything, but that was either a really little shark or a bloody big spoon &#33; :D

[Lilmiss]

they are only about the size of your palm.
this was one mean shark though.

[razorsharp013]

I once killed a little yellow bird.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/cat.gif

[Riddler]

Originally posted by lilmiss@28 September 2003 - 01:09
they are only about the size of your palm.
this was one mean shark though.
Sometimes my little hamster falls asleep at its wheel :P I gotcha now..the red-tailed shark of the tropical fish tank variety ?

[3rd gen noob]

i caught a rabbit once, but i didn&#39;t kill it...
biggest thing i&#39;ve killed would probably be a bee or a wasp

[lynx]

I once shot a skeet.
Nasty verminous little things.

[Riddler]

Originally posted by lynx@28 September 2003 - 01:17
I once shot a skeet.
Nasty verminous little things.
:lol:
Yeah, and there&#39;s nothing more annoying than getting pelted with skeet-shit. :P

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by razorsharp013@28 September 2003 - 08:11
I once killed a little yellow bird.


hmm...that remains to be seen. <_<

riddler, my hamster gets angry when i dont have a spliff.
she sits miles away from me too. :blink:
&#39;orrible lil rodent....she&#39;s next for the spoon. :D

[Riddler]

:lol: :lol:

[soopaman]

Originally posted by SnnY@27 September 2003 - 22:24
to do a "Dirty Sanchez" isn&#39;t that when you stick a finger up....



It&#39;s a "shit moustache". like a Mexican Bandit, that you get from "tossing salads". Hope that helps you. i think it&#39;s originally from Viz magazine, Roger Melly&#39;s Profanisaurus (bloody funny&#33;&#33;). ;)

Biggest thing I&#39;ve killed : Probably a Tiger Shark whilst on holiday in Oz. Shot the bastard through the head with a rifle&#33;&#33; Got some of the teeth at home, also got some Great White teeth but I didn&#39;t get to kill that one (maybe next time&#33;&#33;) :angry:

I used to be quite a keen fisherman so I&#39;m pretty blase about killing animals, I must stress I did used to eat most of the stuff I caught. I&#39;m not a fan of killing for the sake of it. Just for recreational purposes&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

[Evil Gemini]

OK biggest thing i have killed is one of those big ass red COCKROACHES. This wasnt ne normal cockroach. It was Evil.

I walked into the bathroom one day to have a shower when i saw this cockroach on the wall. It was very big and red and had fangs n shit. everytime i moved it would move closer to me.

I got a cup and through it at him and i got him an i thought it was dead. I then got some paper to pick it up and throw away but this cockroach had other plans. Just as i got within 30cm of it. it started to run after me so i jumped in the bath tub and i was safe for a moment. I was looking for something to kill it with and then i saw a can of deoderent and i sprayed it.

The damn thing wouldnt die it just ran in a crack. I quikly got out and got a shoe and when i got back i wated for it to come out of the crack. I wated and wated.

I thought never mind so i turned around to get a towel becaue there was none in the bathroom and when i tured around, this cockroach was on the wall standing their. I still had the shoe so i smashed the bug and it fell on the floor. It was on the floor now and it was slowly walking towards me again so i hit it again and again and again....

Eventually it died so i did the honourable thing and through it in the bin.

:blink: I didnt have a shower for like a month after that.

The moral to this story is have a can of bagon everywhere I MEAN EVERYWHERE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Hombre]

the biggest think i killed was a snake, 2 mt long in the woods near my home. it was green and fat-ish. it stood up to me and i used a long pole i always carry with me and broke her spine. cudn't pick it up and take home to my parents though :(

[j2k4]

Oldest bump for today, I guess.

Oh, and I killed a Black Angus bull that weighed just under 1800 lbs.

I worked the kill-floor in a packing plant while in high school.

The inspector said it was the biggest B.A. he'd ever seen.

Ever.

[Mr. Mulder]

:blink:

[j2k4]

Yup.

One really (really) good punch, right between the peepers.

Really.

[tesco]

Biggest thing I've killed is probably a big spider, or a bumble bee.
Can't recall killing anything bigger... :unsure:

Oh Oh worms are bigger. I've killed plenty of those. :shifty:

[callum]

There's only one man who's been able to take down B.A. with a punch. He also spent some time in one of those meat places. You must be Rocky :O

[n00bz0r]

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-this-cat-will-kill-you-1YX.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

My friend Glenn's mother makes ginormous Philly steak and cheese subs. The biggest ones ever.

One night I smoked two fat joints of Jack Herrer, drank an obscene amount of booze, and passed out - after killing two of the afore mentioned subs in a few bites.

True story.


-doobs

[Skiz]

Oldest bump for today, I guess.

Oh, and I killed a Black Angus bull that weighed just under 1800 lbs.

I worked the kill-floor in a packing plant while in high school.

The inspector said it was the biggest B.A. he'd ever seen.

Ever.

Racist.

[brotherdoobie]

Deep down you all are.


-bd

[Skiz]

Not true. I'm more of a racist right on the surface. Cracker.

[brotherdoobie]

Many Texans are.


-bd

[Skiz]

Can't argue with that.

To be fair though, it's not an unreasonable side effect to the invasion of tens of millions of lazy, non-tax paying, system draining, free-loafing, border jumpers.

[brotherdoobie]

Can't argue with that.

To be fair though, it's not an unreasonable side effect to the invasion of tens of millions of lazy, non-tax paying, system draining, free-loafing, border jumpers.

Most of the good sativa I smoke is grown by a Mexican that I've known for years. He's neither lazy or free-loafing. He's prolly not much for paying taxes, however.



-bd

[Skiz]

I have no beef with those who were born here or came here legally. It isn't the ethnicity that I'm adverse to. It's the "I'm here illegally and do nothing to better society, but gimmie, gimmie, gimmie."

The system sucks and the country is going to hell in a hand basket right before our very eyes. It's unfortunate that most people have theirs closed.

Did we warp into TDR? :unsure:

[ciram]

A fish. And I felt terribly sorry for it.

[Skiz]

The only fish I ever feel bad for is catfish.

With most freshwater fish you simply cut the head off, thus killing it and then you scale and/or fillet it. Catfish are different though. You have to skin a catfish. And to ensure that the meat stays good you need to do it with the head intact.

We usually bring a hammer and a nail with us and put the nail in a tree. Then pop the catfish's bottom lip over the nail, skin it, and then fillet it. The head and organs are left on the fish and its still breathing throughout the entire process. I always feel bad and try to do it quickly.

I can't say I feel bad about killing anything else though.

[j2k4]

I have no beef with those who were born here or came here legally. It isn't the ethnicity that I'm adverse to. It's the "I'm here illegally and do nothing to better society, but gimmie, gimmie, gimmie."

The system sucks and the country is going to hell in a hand basket right before our very eyes. It's unfortunate that most people have theirs closed.

Did we warp into TDR? :unsure:

No.

As an aside though, none of that alters basic human behavior...the problem is not Mexicans per se, but the fact that many of the ones who run out of breath just over the border (in time for some really cool benefits) are more properly referred to as "lazy bastards" whom by coincidence are also Mexican.

I'll also note that the Mexicans (illegal or otherwise) I have dealt with hereabout are sterling workers - bearing in mind also that the type of person previously described - again, hereabout - would more likely be Canadian.

We obviously need someone (certainly not B.O.*) who is capable of berating these people with whichever native religion is applicable (no, I don't mean SouBap.)














* I favor the acronym, as it saves me making undue-thus-politically-incorrect reference to his middle name)

See, Skiz?

Instant lounge-worthiness...ss. s.