smell my fingers

[Mr. Mulder]

:smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[C-mos]

you just pulled your fingers out from your ass ? :unsure:

[The Flying Cow]

My thoughts exactly. He put 3 fingers up his bum, and likes the after-smell.

Revolting.

[Biggles]

My thoughts exactly. He put 3 fingers up his bum, and likes the after-smell.

Revolting.

:sick:

My thoughts turned to immediately to food and that Muldy had enjoyed a particularly tasty kebab.

Some peoples' minds here take funny twists.

[Mr. Mulder]

oh it was a very tasty, very sensual kebab :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Biggles]

oh it was a very tasty, very sensual kebab :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

Ah!

you asked for extra chilli sauce then?

[callum]

My thoughts exactly. He put 3 fingers up his bum, and likes the after-smell.

Revolting.

That's quite a strange post to make 3 minutes after saying this place is nothing like a gay bar.

[Mr. Mulder]

did someone say GAYBAR!!11!!1 GAYBAR!!11!!1 GAYBAR!!11!!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

[Mr. Mulder]

im officially un-gaying this fred.

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Wife_Material.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mud_Wrestling.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/The_Boobies.jpg

[Biggles]

[QUOTE=Mr. Mulder;3244582]im officially un-gaying this fred.



http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mud_Wrestling.jpg

Tell me more of this mud wrestling of which you speak :naughty:

[IdolEyes787]

im officially un-gaying this fred.



http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mud_Wrestling.jpg




Earth to Mulder. That picture is still gay.

[Biggles]

im officially un-gaying this fred.



http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mud_Wrestling.jpg




Earth to Mulder. That picture is still gay.

Shhhhh!

[Mr. Mulder]

[QUOTE=Mr. Mulder;3244582]im officially un-gaying this fred.



http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mud_Wrestling.jpg

Tell me more of this mud wrestling of which you speak :naughty:
that's not mud :naughty:

[JPaul]

im officially un-gaying this fred.



http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Mud_Wrestling.jpg




Earth to Mulder. That picture is still gay.

That's the good gay but.

[IdolEyes787]

In Mulder's mind they are no doubt bisexuals just waiting for a good English lad to have a threesome with.:wub:

[JPaul]

In Mulder's mind they are no doubt bisexuals just waiting for a good English lad to have a threesome with.:wub:

Remember you're talking about a bloke who agreed to masturbate with another bloke doing it at the same time, in the same room. Just so he could get involved in a threesome, and not even the good kind.

[IdolEyes787]

:O

They say that any fellow that agrees to that kind of threesome does so because he actually wants to be with another man.

Least that's what they say but you know them they're always talking.

[JPaul]

:O

They say that any fellow that agrees to that kind of threesome does so because he actually wants to be with another man.

Least that's what they say but you know them they're always talking.

Who says that, the gays?

[IdolEyes787]

Might be .Those gays are a devious lot.

[The Flying Cow]

Satan's schemes are multiple.

[The Flying Cow]

When my wee lass asked me to do a threesome with another man I told her with another woman or nothing.

Sadly we never got that far.

[callum]

wee lass

It might be best to call her something different, especially when mentioning sex. I'd only use those two words together when talking about a child.

[brotherdoobie]

My thoughts exactly. He put 3 fingers up his bum, and likes the after-smell.

Revolting.

How's the aftertaste?


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

Should smell something like excrement, I suppose.

[Skweeky]

I once did mud wrestling. We got extra points if me got a hold of each other's bra. True story. It was great.

[Biggles]

I once did mud wrestling. We got extra points if me got a hold of each other's bra. True story. It was great.

I don't want to steal Mulder's thunder but, well...

/pics

[Skweeky]

I don't have any, although I distinctly remember there being a local newspaper on the scene. Or maybe it was Mulder posing as a local newspaper. Though that would've been worrying because he would only have been 14 or 15 at the time.

[The Flying Cow]

So you would have been at the 'blossoming of the flower' age, so to say.

[Skweeky]

When would that be according to you?

[callum]

I'd have thought he meant when you started going through puberty.
I find it a bit strange that he has imagined you mud wrestling in your underwear at the onset of puberty.
It's even stranger that he thinks it happens when you're about 18.

[brotherdoobie]

So you would have been at the 'blossoming of the flower' age, so to say.

Creepiest post ever.

Ever.



-bd :fear:

[The Flying Cow]

I meant it metaphorically of course. As in, independence, liberal aspirations, a blossoming that doesn't necessarily imply the flower as anything of a physical nature, though girls at the end of teenagehood are more developed than their younger counterparts.

I am aware that this won't change a thing though. Notions flying about here are just far off.

Hello Brother, nice to see you too. Wierd sort of vibes transpiring from your end lately tbh.

[Skweeky]

Erm... well, no, I'd been living on my own for about 2 years by that point. The emancipation you speak off happened a few years before that...

[brotherdoobie]

I meant it metaphorically of course. As in, independence, liberal aspirations, a blossoming that doesn't necessarily imply the flower as anything of a physical nature, though girls at the end of teenagehood are more developed than their younger counterparts.

I am aware that this won't change a thing though. Notions flying about here are just far off.

Hello Brother, nice to see you too. Wierd sort of vibes transpiring from your end lately tbh.

My end has been perspiring quite a bit lately. The vibes you mention is most likely methane ( wonderful Mexican restaurant recently opened
up near the office.)


Peace, doobs