And Now For Some Real Fun

[balamm]

Warning:Everything on this page was actually tested in my own microwave oven and I encountered no dangerous situations. But... I make no guarantees what so ever for your experiments !!! Everything you experiment is at your own risk !!!
Never misabuse your oven for these experiments for more than 10-20 seconds. After these 10-20 seconds you must let your oven cool down for a few minutes !!!

http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/

Maybe this is hardware related?
lol, it's funny anyway.



READ THIS: There used to be an email in here of someone who said he took the transmitter out of his moicrowave oven and then turned it on. This is really (and if I say really I do mean really :-) dangerous ! The radiation is coming out to almost the entire 180 degrees angle and it will almost sure hit your body with all negative consequences.... The first thing which will happen is that you go blind..... So don't do that ! -Over and out- 

[infamousalbo101]

HAHAHAHHhaahah i tried the soap once :P :P

[Wolfmight]

before
http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/pics/soap_in_microwave.jpg
after


AMAZING! :lol:
This could save millions in the soap industry.

[Wolfmight]

I put a bowl full of sugar in the microwave..
makes 3rd degree burn black soup!
mmmmm :ph34r:

[infamousalbo101]

hey balamm do u know who changedmy sig i had a link to my board (warez) and a picture of an albanian Flag

and i had


this quote "I dont care if u think im a C***............your not putting your D*** anywhere near me


now this was put there

2. There will be no excessive use of profanity. Please keep all foul language to a minimum.

8. Posting topics that contain direct download links to copyrighted software, private ftp sites, serial numbers, warez sites and hacking sites is prohibited.

Please read and follow the rules, thanks.

[balamm]

Ohh! lets hope the RIAA doesn't get wind of this >>


fun with microwaves

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[balamm]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@28 September 2003 - 21:49
hey balamm do u know who changedmy sig
Wasn't me but that doesn't mean I wouldn't do the same.

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by balamm+29 September 2003 - 05:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm &#064; 29 September 2003 - 05:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@28 September 2003 - 21:49
hey balamm do u know who changedmy sig
Wasn&#39;t me but that doesn&#39;t mean I wouldn&#39;t do the same. [/b][/quote]
why would you guys do that to me it what was wrong with it :wacko: :&#39;(

[titey]

Gee b I don&#39;t think I wanna try any of those experiments in my microwave.... if it screws up, I&#39;d hate to try making popcorn or mac-n-cheese in the toaster. :blink:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey@29 September 2003 - 04:55
Gee b I don&#39;t think I wanna try any of those experiments in my microwave.... if it screws up, I&#39;d hate to try making popcorn or mac-n-cheese in the toaster.&nbsp; :blink:
i once made roasted cheese in a toaster on its side...

edit: i only did it once though, for reasons you&#39;ll discover if you try

[balamm]

Use the neighbors then ;) Even more fun&#33;&#33;

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@28 September 2003 - 22:56
i once made roasted cheese in a toaster on its side...

edit: i only did it once though, for reasons you&#39;ll discover if you try
:unsure: "roasted cheese"?

Is that like "toasted cheese" only wifout the toast? :huh:

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@28 September 2003 - 22:56
Use the neighbors then ;) Even more fun&#33;&#33;
:o Use my neighbors for what?

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey+29 September 2003 - 06:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 29 September 2003 - 06:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-balamm@28 September 2003 - 22:56
Use the neighbors then ;)&nbsp; Even more fun&#33;&#33;
:o Use my neighbors for what? [/b][/quote]
for microwaving things

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey+29 September 2003 - 04:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 29 September 2003 - 04:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@28 September 2003 - 22:56
i once made roasted cheese in a toaster on its side...

edit: i only did it once though, for reasons you&#39;ll discover if you try
:unsure: "roasted cheese"?

Is that like "toasted cheese" only wifout the toast? :huh: [/b][/quote]
in scotland, toast with cheese on top is roasted cheese, not toasted cheese, despite the fact it never gets close to an oven in its &#39;lifetime&#39;

:blink:

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@28 September 2003 - 23:07
in scotland, toast with cheese on top is roasted cheese, not toasted cheese, despite the fact it never gets close to an oven in its &#39;lifetime&#39;
:blink: So let me get this right....

You put a slice of cheese on a slice of bread.... then put it into a toaster that you&#39;d laid on it&#39;s side.... :huh: :unsure: Unless you put it "cheese-side-down" I don&#39;t see what the problem was.

[Somebody1234]

I have already put a CD in a microwave:

http://www.imgmag.com/images/nobody1234/Zapcd.gif

http://www.imgmag.com/images/nobody1234/Frontzap.gif

Check out this thread from a long time ago: http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...15197&hl=zapped (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=15197&hl=zapped)

I made dingoBaby&#39;s avatar with that image: http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/show.gif

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey@29 September 2003 - 05:11
Unless you put it "cheese-side-down"
give me some credit... :rolleyes:

the problem was that the cheese &#39;fell&#39; off the sides of the toast into the heating elements, causing much smoke and panic...

[vader]

:blink: here&#39;s an added item on microwaves and cell phones v.s. your brain. Try taking a microwave leakage tester and measure the leakage from your cell phone when it&#39;s on.........lol the bloody needle wants to bust right off the meter....hmmm can&#39;t be good for long talkers, ... :blink: can we all say TUMER :unsure:

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@28 September 2003 - 23:16
give me some credit... :rolleyes:

the problem was that the cheese &#39;fell&#39; off the sides of the toast into the heating elements, causing much smoke and panic...
:P Why did you have cheese on the sides of the toast?

You should only put it on the flat part of the slice. ;)

[balamm]

Ok, So CD&#39;s have been done.... anyone got some spare RAM? :lol: :lol: :blink:

[james_bond_rulez]

"you go blind when you turn on the microwave eh?"

guess what happens when you aim the transmitter at your balls :blink: :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey+29 September 2003 - 05:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 29 September 2003 - 05:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@28 September 2003 - 23:16
give me some credit... :rolleyes:

the problem was that the cheese &#39;fell&#39; off the sides of the toast into the heating elements, causing much smoke and panic...
:P Why did you have cheese on the sides of the toast?

You should only put it on the flat part of the slice. ;) [/b][/quote]
that was where i was going wrong then... :rolleyes:

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by Somebody1234@29 September 2003 - 06:11
I have already put a CD in a microwave:

http://www.imgmag.com/images/nobody1234/Zapcd.gif

http://www.imgmag.com/images/nobody1234/Frontzap.gif

Check out this thread from a long time ago: http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...15197&hl=zapped (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=15197&hl=zapped)

I made dingoBaby&#39;s avatar with that image: http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/show.gif
your took credit for those pics wen they werent acutally your on that topic :P

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@28 September 2003 - 23:24
Ok, So CD&#39;s have been done....&nbsp; anyone got some spare RAM?&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :blink:
:P Whassat?



@ noob - I knew we&#39;d figured it out if&#39;n we tried hard enough&#33; :D

[Somebody1234]

your took credit for those pics wen they werent acutally your on that topic

@infamousalbo101... I was so in that topic. I was the one that posted those pictures the first time. :angry: :angry: :angry:

I was Nobody1234 before.

[balamm]

Originally posted by titey+28 September 2003 - 22:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 28 September 2003 - 22:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-balamm@28 September 2003 - 23:24
Ok, So CD&#39;s have been done.... anyone got some spare RAM? :lol: :lol: :blink:
:P Whassat?



@ noob - I knew we&#39;d figured it out if&#39;n we tried hard enough&#33; :D [/b][/quote]
Fried Spam has already been done too >>

http://www.ocean.udel.edu/extreme2002/dailydiscoveries/Neatstuff/oct26/8.jpg

Mmmmm....

[titey]

.http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/puke.gif

[balamm]

DAMMIT look what happened to my microwave. Last time I trust you guys&#33; <_<

http://www.astrosociety.org/education/publications/tnl/23/images/crater.jpg

[james_bond_rulez]

my microwave gets broken for no apparent reason :(

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@28 September 2003 - 23:38
DAMMIT look what happened to my microwave. Last time I trust you guys&#33; <_<

http://www.astrosociety.org/education/publications/tnl/23/images/crater.jpg
Isn&#39;t that just a pic of RapFan&#39;s acne as seen through a microscope? <_<

[balamm]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifThat&#39;s just a scar. This is a fresh one >>

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifhttp://images.webshots.com/ProThumbs/1/19001_wallpaper280.jpghttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gif

Ewwwwwwwww....

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gif

[Somebody1234]

Is that volcano ready to blow?

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@28 September 2003 - 23:53
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifThat&#39;s just a scar. This is a fresh one >>

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifhttp://images.webshots.com/ProThumbs/1/19001_wallpaper280.jpghttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gif

Ewwwwwwwww....&nbsp;

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gif
What&#39;s wif all the http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gifhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/pizza.gif ?:lol: Or was that a "pizza-face" reference?

[balamm]

@titey- yes&#33;

@ Somebody- that&#39;s Mount Baker. It&#39;s been ready to blow for the last 50 years or so. It&#39;s always venting plumes of steam. Heard of it? It&#39;s huge. Half of washingon and southern BC will be messed up when that thing blows again.

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@29 September 2003 - 00:04
It&#39;s always venting plumes of gas. It&#39;s huge.
Sounds like JONNO to me&#33; http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/badair.gif

[balamm]

Did I say "Gas"? <_<

:lol:

[Somebody1234]

Originally posted by balamm@29 September 2003 - 01:04
@titey- yes&#33;

@ Somebody- that&#39;s Mount Baker. It&#39;s been ready to blow for the last 50 years or so. It&#39;s always venting plumes of steam. Heard of it? It&#39;s huge. Half of washingon and southern BC will be messed up when that thing blows again.
Yes Balamm, I&#39;ve heard of it. I was just trying to be funny about poppin pim... ah... oh sorry volcano exploding.

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@29 September 2003 - 00:08
Did I say "Gas"? <_<

:lol:
:huh: Is steam not a gas?

Sorry there&#39;s no "Almost Quote" button on my screen. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by titey@29 September 2003 - 06:24
:huh: Is steam not a gas?
Yes, but the visible, grey, cloudy stuff is actually water vapour, not a gas.

Real steam is invisible.

[titey]

Originally posted by Lamsey@29 September 2003 - 04:11
Real steam is invisible.
:blink: Who said anything about being able to see them?

JONNO&#39;s emmissions are generally invisible.... frequently loud.... and always toxic&#33; :nuke:

[Somebody1234]

Sometimes silent and deadly. :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey+29 September 2003 - 10:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey &#064; 29 September 2003 - 10:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-titey@29 September 2003 - 06:24
:huh: Is steam not a gas?
Yes, but the visible, grey, cloudy stuff is actually water vapour, not a gas.

Real steam is invisible.[/b][/quote]
[QUOTE]

I can see real steam. :D

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Lamsey+29 September 2003 - 11:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 29 September 2003 - 11:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@29 September 2003 - 06:24
:huh: Is steam not a gas?
Yes, but the visible, grey, cloudy stuff is actually water vapour, not a gas.

Real steam is invisible. [/b][/quote]
Just wondering, Liam, what&#39;s the difference between water vapour and steam? :unsure:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@29 September 2003 - 11:34
I can see real steam. :D
I&#39;m kinna under the notion that you "see" a lot of things no one else can bb. :ermm:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Somebody1234@29 September 2003 - 06:11
Check out this thread from a long time ago: http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...15197&hl=zapped (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=15197&hl=zapped)

I made dingoBaby&#39;s avatar with that image: http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/show.gif
I don&#39;t know about the cd-experiment, but that yin-yang thing you have in your nobody1234-sig looks brilliant.