So anyway, I'm a dad again

[Barbarossa]

Another girl, another c-section, we gave her the name Ruby this time to avoid confusion, and she was over 9lb when born :O

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh303/barbarossa69/th_DSC06773.jpg (http://s259.photobucket.com/albums/hh303/barbarossa69/?action=view&current=DSC06773.jpg)

That's all, really.

Oh, everything seems to be in order. :idunno:

[j2k4]

Congrats, old man, and best to Mum and the baby.

Ruby Barbie, huh?

Neat. :D

[LubTheStaringCat]

A very big Congratz,:hooray: Is In order:cheers:
Well dun m8:D

[Skweeky]

Congrata barbs!

[kaffeine]

Congratulations! My best wishes for you and your family.

:)

[IdolEyes787]

Congratulations on the blessed event.


Btw if you say Dad again doesn't that imply that you ceased being a Dad for a while ?
I mean like you were still a father right? You just added to the offspring account.

Get back to me on that in a year or two after you get a chance to have some sleep.

[Mr. Mulder]

That's some quality sperm you've got there mate, its lyke you've got a million michael phelps in your pants, congrats :hbd:

[Zip]

Congratulations! :cheers:

[swizZ8]

Congratulations to the whole family,


I wish you many years of health, happiness, joy, and most of all, love.


:)

[S3v3N]

Congratulations mate - all the best to you and your family.

[C-mos]

congrats :D

[The_Martinator]

Congrats!

[Alien5]

ffs Not another girl? ask for a refund. :cool: congratulations mr. barbs.

[Something Else]

Well done Mr.Barbs. All the best you and the family. :smilie4:

[chalice]

Well done Barbar.

9lbs? That's a lotta babbie right there.

I'd bet she could punch the fuck right outta wee Ben, like. I could be her manager.

I've just set up an internets site called babbiesknockingsevenshadesofshiteouttaeachother.com

Could be profitable. Don't dismiss it immediately, like.

[enoughfakefiles]

Congrats barbie :01:

I've got a girl as well who likes to make sure all her toys are all over the floor :dry:

[Skweeky]

Well done Barbar.

9lbs? That's a lotta babbie right there.

I'd bet she could punch the fuck right outta wee Ben, like. I could be her manager.

I've just set up an internets site called babbiesknockingsevenshadesofshiteouttaeachother.com

Could be profitable. Don't dismiss it immediately, like.


Here you, my wee man was 9lbs 4 when he was born and he is still in the 99th percentile for his height. :snooty:

[chalice]

Well done Barbar.

9lbs? That's a lotta babbie right there.

I'd bet she could punch the fuck right outta wee Ben, like. I could be her manager.

I've just set up an internets site called babbiesknockingsevenshadesofshiteouttaeachother.com

Could be profitable. Don't dismiss it immediately, like.


Here you, my wee man was 9lbs 4 when he was born and he is still in the 99th percentile for his height. :snooty:
Yeah, mums are great.

Showed my mum my cawk last week and she said it was in the top five per cent of cawk length she's ever seen. And coming from her, that's a helluva compliment.

Bless 'er.

[JPaul]

Congratulations Barbarella.

God bless you and yours.


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Kz_QkwCLqFY/SbCKLFsPGaI/AAAAAAAACaI/31lrhtcTnMg/s320/Its-A-Girl-Baby-Balloon-Bouquet.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Cheers everyone :happy:
everything going well so far, she cries like a MoFo though, and it seems the only thing that'll placate her is the boob...

Easy times for me :cool:



Btw if you say Dad again doesn't that imply that you ceased being a Dad for a while ?
I mean like you were still a father right? You just added to the offspring account.

You're procrastination is impeccable sir... incredibly everyone else seemed to understand what I was talking about without the clarification... :idunno:

But thanks anyway :shifty:


That's some quality sperm you've got there mate, its lyke you've got a million michael phelps in your pants, congrats :hbd:

You knows it :01:

Unfortunately their days are numbered though, I'll be demolishing their escape route in the not too distant future.

Should anyone want to sample my super-sperm in the meantime you'd better place your order sooner rather than later... :O

I can't believe I just wrote that out in the real world and not just in my head... Thank fuck none of you are real or that'd have been really embarrassing :shutup:

[KushBlow]

:drummer: Congrats. Make sure to get her into the scene at a young age :)

[Barbarossa]

You filthy pervert :angry:

[Something Else]

You should ban him at least twice for that. :eyebrows:

[KushBlow]

You filthy pervert :angry:

HAHA :lol: I just realized that sounded wrong.

[Barbarossa]

At best he's a paedo. At worst he's trying to trade invites in the Lounge.

By Jove I think you're right :no:

[lynx]

Congrats Barb, well done Mrs Barb and hello Ruby Barb.

Mind you, another C-section suggests to me that Mrs Barb may well be thinking that you ought to experience the knife too. :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Here you, my wee man was 9lbs 4 when he was born and he is still in the 99th percentile for his height. :snooty:
Yeah, mums are great.

Showed my mum my cawk last week and she said it was in the top five per cent of cawk length she's ever seen. And coming from her, that's a helluva compliment.

Bless 'er.


I was going to tell you exactly what I think about that, but then I realised this is actually wee Barbie's thread so I'm not going to :snooty:

Is that two you have now Barbs?

[brento]

Congrats mate!!

[CrabGirl]

Congratulations Barbs!

Ruby ruby ruby RUUUUBYYYY!!!!

[tesco]

Congratulations Barbs!

Ruby ruby ruby RUUUUBYYYY!!!!
aa aaa aaa aaa aaa aaaaaaaaaa
Do ya do ya do ya do ya
Know what your doing, doing to me

[Cheese]

Gz dude.

[brotherdoobie]

An elderly, married, gentleman getting laid...props to the max, Barbs!
The other news is pretty awesome, also. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/Itsagirlcigargum.jpg


-doobs

[peat moss]

I'm jealous , I can imagine your over the moon . I like the name Ruby , very classic .

[JPaul]

I'm jealous ,

He has said you can have some of his super sperm if you want. Best pm him soon though as he is being gelded in the near future.

[j2k4]

I'll bet he even takes Paypal.

Gotta be troo.

[100%]

Summer Baby.
Well done, enjoy the adoration of the colour pink.
Bravo Barbz.

[peat moss]

I'm jealous ,

He has said you can have some of his super sperm if you want. Best pm him soon though as he is being gelded in the near future.

Ewww guess I'll have to settle for baby sitting the grand kids . :D

[prasannab13]

congrats mate

[Barbarossa]

Is that two you have now Barbs?

Yep. Just two... :cool:

Got a half-decent night's sleep last night, she fed at 10:30pm, 2:30am and then 7am :hooray:

[Skweeky]

It must be really hard for you, having to wake up every time your wife has to get out of her bed to see to the baby.

[Barbarossa]

It must be really hard for you, having to wake up every time your wife has to get out of her bed to see to the baby.

Well being the modern man wot I am, she does the feed, I then do the burp and the nappy-change, and the settle her back down in her moses basket. So there :snooty:

Anyway, our first daughter wouldn't breastfeed so my wife had to express for 4 months and I ended up doing all the night-time bottle feeds, so it's time I got a break (!)

This is so much easier for both of us though, no cleaning the bottles, no sterilising, no expressing, no warming the bottles, not as much burping, etc.

I dunno how long it will last though. :shutup:

[Barbarossa]

Here's a pic ffs!

Click for full. Here she's about 6 hours old :)

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh303/barbarossa69/th_DSC06773.jpg (http://s259.photobucket.com/albums/hh303/barbarossa69/?action=view&current=DSC06773.jpg)

[kell0w]

I know its a few days late but congrats!

[Skweeky]

It must be really hard for you, having to wake up every time your wife has to get out of her bed to see to the baby.

Well being the modern man wot I am, she does the feed, I then do the burp and the nappy-change, and the settle her back down in her moses basket. So there :snooty:

Anyway, our first daughter wouldn't breastfeed so my wife had to express for 4 months and I ended up doing all the night-time bottle feeds, so it's time I got a break (!)

This is so much easier for both of us though, no cleaning the bottles, no sterilising, no expressing, no warming the bottles, not as much burping, etc.

I dunno how long it will last though. :shutup:


Well done teh Barbs! We used to do the same. Breastfeeding is the easiest thing in the world, it's just so bloody convenient.

[Barbarossa]

Apparently she's lost too much weight, so needs to feed MORE! yikes! :yikes:

[Skweeky]

24 hour boobie! Woohoo!

[enoughfakefiles]

It must be really hard for you, having to wake up every time your wife has to get out of her bed to see to the baby.

Well being the modern man wot I am, she does the feed, I then do the burp and the nappy-change, and the settle her back down in her moses basket. So there :snooty:

Anyway, our first daughter wouldn't breastfeed so my wife had to express for 4 months and I ended up doing all the night-time bottle feeds, so it's time I got a break (!)

This is so much easier for both of us though, no cleaning the bottles, no sterilising, no expressing, no warming the bottles, not as much burping, etc.

I dunno how long it will last though. :shutup:

My misses couldn't breastfeed and we used one of them fancy electric breast pumps, but when I sterolized the pump I forgot to put some water in the tub with the pump :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

24 hour boobie! Woohoo!

That would be the bestest thing ever.


-bd

[Biggles]

Blimey! No wonder FST is so quiet - all these people with lives.

Well done Barbie (and Mrs Barbie and her small part in things too - of course)