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Mr. Mulder
08-31-2009, 12:01 PM
Where have you been!? :eyebrows:
Mr. Mulder
08-31-2009, 01:19 PM
yeah you better run. racist. :snooty:
kallieb
09-01-2009, 03:42 AM
A typical mulder hello RL's been a tad interesting, but all's good now. How's the wench chase been .. caught any yet ;)
Skweeky
09-01-2009, 12:43 PM
Mulder, have you ever considered starting like a business? You could teach other guys how to get laid.
I could tewtally be your manager.
Something Else
09-01-2009, 04:30 PM
Mulder, have you ever considered starting like a business? You could teach other guys how to get laid.
I could tewtally be your manager.

Isn't that French for threesome. :unsure:

Go on my son.
Skweeky
09-01-2009, 04:32 PM
Manager a trois, so to speak.
Something Else
09-01-2009, 04:34 PM
:lol:

Indeed.
Mr. Mulder
09-01-2009, 05:29 PM
I don't know what that means but i'm all kinds of in :smilie4:
Mr. Mulder
09-01-2009, 05:30 PM
did i mention i have a date lined up for tomorrow with a vagina attached to a female? :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
Skweeky
09-01-2009, 06:29 PM
That made me :lol: :earl:
Mr. Mulder
09-01-2009, 08:05 PM
true though, and she's nice looking - i've even prepared a semi already in anticipation :smilie4:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/3243474194_b761ec8af8.jpg
weenden
09-06-2009, 12:23 AM
whats he chasing wrenchs just look in the damn tool box
Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:30 PM
true though, and she's nice looking - i've even prepared a semi already in anticipation :smilie4:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/3243474194_b761ec8af8.jpg

Is that even legal?
Mr. Mulder
09-08-2009, 07:45 PM
my date went really well thanks for asking, you cunts. :snooty:

saw her again last night and seeing her again Saturday, think that's when i'll strike... :sneaky:
Mr. Mulder
09-08-2009, 07:46 PM
what's a subtle but nice way of saying i want you to sit on my face? :eyebrows:
Mr. Mulder
09-08-2009, 07:47 PM
"your hair looks nice, sit on my face" :smilie4:

"the sea looks really calm today and sit on my face" :smilie4:


...they can't fail! :o
Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:48 PM
You mean she's holding off for the 3rd date like? I thought you only went out with slags?


Try saying it in French?
Mr. Mulder
09-08-2009, 07:54 PM
slags >*

this one isn't though, yet... :sly:
Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:56 PM
I like to see you doing good for society. Keep up the good work!
Biggles
09-08-2009, 08:43 PM
Talking of dates - how did the roller blading thing go? I missed the outcome of that. Is it possible to sexy time on roller blades*

*not safe sex
Skweeky
09-08-2009, 09:05 PM
She dumped him for being too awesome (read: pervy)
Biggles
09-08-2009, 09:23 PM
She dumped him for being too awesome (read: pervy)

pervy/awesome - genius/madman It is one of those things isn't it?
Skweeky
09-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Yes, yes it is Les.
Biggles
09-08-2009, 09:27 PM
Yes, yes it is Les.

See, I know these things.

What happened to JP? Has he got an extra paper round to chip in to buy the Hoops some decent players?
Skweeky
09-08-2009, 09:57 PM
I heard he's now got so much money that it's blocking his doors from the inside. For some reason he likes to have it all in pound coins.
Biggles
09-09-2009, 09:19 PM
Pound coins are safer - much harder to make off with one's stash if it weighs 37 tonnes.
Skweeky
09-09-2009, 09:34 PM
Good point. D'you think he employs dwarfs to guard it all?
Biggles
09-10-2009, 08:04 PM
Good point. D'you think he employs dwarfs to guard it all?

FFS! Why would he not?
Skweeky
09-11-2009, 11:31 AM
Sorry Les, I didn't think that one through.
Mr. Mulder
09-11-2009, 07:22 PM
i don't think kallie liked my thread, i need to win her back somehow... :eyebrows:
Mr. Mulder
09-11-2009, 07:23 PM
I know, I'll make another fred - it can't fail. :smilie4:
Skweeky
09-15-2009, 11:35 AM
Maybe you should send her a pic of your peen. Put a condom on it though, just to be safe.