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Skweeky
09-07-2009, 02:03 PM
It's true :cry:

The_Martinator
09-07-2009, 03:28 PM
Tea will do wonders.

Skweeky
09-07-2009, 04:27 PM
Sticking to fresh smoothies.

Darth Sushi
09-07-2009, 04:40 PM
chicken soup....

CrabGirl
09-07-2009, 07:15 PM
Oh poor you! Lemsip, hotwater bottle and sleep. xxxx

Skweeky
09-07-2009, 07:39 PM
Yes mum.

Mr. Mulder
09-07-2009, 10:17 PM
you filthy bitch. :no:

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 08:52 AM
:yes:

The_Martinator
09-08-2009, 03:46 PM
you filthy bitch. :no:

Does the flu cause a sex change?

Barbarossa
09-08-2009, 03:50 PM
:eyebrows:

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:00 PM
Copy that.
Is this another one who thinks I'm a boy?

Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:22 PM
:O

Nasty - which animal variety is this? Swine, Mongoose, Aardvark?

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:29 PM
Swine, apparently.

PS: What's with all these 'turn your gold into cash' commercials on the telly these days?
I have a feeling manker is behind them.

Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:31 PM
Swine, apparently.

PS: What's with all these 'turn your gold into cash' commercials on the telly these days?
I have a feeling manker is behind them.

Does it involve bewbs?

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:35 PM
It involves people (mostly Scottish ones), sending in their "unneeded gold" to some company to get cash in return.

Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:38 PM
It involves people (mostly Scottish ones), sending in their "unneeded gold" to some company to get cash in return.

I take it they include a SAE with the gold for the Nigerian Army Officer (retired) to send the spondulas back in?

If anybody has any unwanted gold I could look after for them in the meantime :sneaky:

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:42 PM
Yes, you look all trustworthy and that.

Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:43 PM
Yes, you look all trustworthy and that.

and I can count like anything

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:44 PM
That's true. And you're part of one of those unions as well.

Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:45 PM
That is very true - so I must be honest.

Send all your gold for safekeeping.

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 07:47 PM
Post full adress + bank details in this thread and we'll take care of everything for you.

Biggles
09-08-2009, 07:57 PM
Post full adress + bank details in this thread and we'll take care of everything for you.

I'm not doing that a third time.

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 08:00 PM
I'm only sharing this with you because I like you:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-yes-must-my-lucky-day-367371

Biggles
09-08-2009, 08:50 PM
I'm only sharing this with you because I like you:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-yes-must-my-lucky-day-367371

Massively jealous you won that btw :ermm:

Skweeky
09-08-2009, 08:51 PM
Can't wait until they deliver it. All mine for at least 5 months!!!111!1!11

j2k4
09-09-2009, 12:02 AM
Hate to interject, as well you know, but.

One of my contracts charges my business with accurately recording the leaves and other absences of it's hourly employees upon receipt of telephonic messages from them.

A fellow who works for me recorded one such incident wherein he referred to the corresponding ailment as...the "flew".

Methinks I'm overpaying him - either that or I'm underpaying his as-yet-unhired replacement.

Thoughts, please.

Skweeky
09-09-2009, 07:11 AM
There is no excuse for spelling mistakes. Find another contract now Kev.

Biggles
09-10-2009, 08:07 PM
There is no excuse for spelling mistakes. Find another contract now Kev.

Strict but fair.

NSMB
09-10-2009, 08:12 PM
Considering you make a thread on a filesharingforum because you got an overrated flue makes you deserve it. Blah.

j2k4
09-10-2009, 08:27 PM
There is no excuse for spelling mistakes. Find another contract now Kev.



There is no excuse for spelling mistakes. Find another contract now Kev.

Strict but fair.

Have you both gone off socialism.

He hasn't a union, you know - but (and here's an interesting fact), his Dad works in the plant, as does his Uncle, who is the union president.

I think I'll fire him tomorrow.


Considering you make a thread on a filesharingforum because you got an overrated flue makes you deserve it. Blah.

Quick-

What's that over there, behind the bush.

Biggles
09-10-2009, 08:37 PM
There is no excuse for spelling mistakes. Find another contract now Kev.

Strict but fair.

Have you both gone off socialism.

He hasn't a union, you know - but (and here's an interesting fact), his Dad works in the plant, as does his Uncle, who is the union president.

I think I'll fire him tomorrow.




Well even evil socialists have standards regarding grammar and spelling. I am sure Obama is a stickler for punctuation :shifty:

Biggles
09-10-2009, 08:39 PM
Considering you make a thread on a filesharingforum because you got an overrated flue makes you deserve it. Blah.

It has been statistically proven that making fun of ill people is the single most effective way of catching over-rated illnesses - like ebola and dropsy

j2k4
09-10-2009, 09:03 PM
Considering you make a thread on a filesharingforum because you got an overrated flue makes you deserve it. Blah.

It has been statistically proven that making fun of ill people is the single most effective way of catching over-rated illnesses - like ebola and dropsy

"Statistically proven" by evil socialists, I'll bet.

Biggles
09-10-2009, 09:18 PM
It has been statistically proven that making fun of ill people is the single most effective way of catching over-rated illnesses - like ebola and dropsy

"Statistically proven" by evil socialists, I'll bet.

87.3% of the time, yes.

j2k4
09-10-2009, 10:49 PM
"Statistically proven" by evil socialists, I'll bet.

87.3% of the time, yes.

Ah.

Well, good for you, then.

j2k4
09-11-2009, 01:05 PM
Back OT, simple deduction indicates your flu will recur for an indeterminate duration, manifesting mainly in the AM.

My prediction, at any rate.

Skweeky
09-11-2009, 02:04 PM
Naw, it wasn't related.

j2k4
09-11-2009, 08:43 PM
Well, I tried.