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Smith

10-05-2003, 11:02 PM

what would u do wit a million dollars?

i would build a big ass lazer and aim it at the main riaa office :P

DarthInsinuate

10-05-2003, 11:07 PM

i think this has been done before....deja vu

3rd gen noob

10-05-2003, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@5 October 2003 - 23:07
i think this has been done before....deja vu
surely deja vu would cost more than a million?

:rolleyes:

fkdup74

10-05-2003, 11:08 PM

ummmm, lets see..............start research on better OS? :lol: :lol: :lol:
(i got windows xp............ :lol: :lol: :lol: )
but the riaa idea is REAL good.....

Smith

10-05-2003, 11:22 PM

ZaP!

namzuf9

10-05-2003, 11:26 PM

I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics!

3rd gen noob

10-05-2003, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by namzuf9@5 October 2003 - 23:26
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics!
and then you'd buy eminem's lyrics... :rolleyes:

james_bond_rulez

10-05-2003, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by TheCanuk@5 October 2003 - 23:02
what would u do wit a million dollars?

i would build a big ass lazer and aim it at the main riaa office :P
let's see...

i would sell the canuk for another 1 million dollars

now i have 2 millions !!!

:lol:

bigboab

10-05-2003, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+5 October 2003 - 23:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 5 October 2003 - 23:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-namzuf9@5 October 2003 - 23:26
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics!
and then you'd buy eminem's lyrics... :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
[QUOTE]

I take it the brewery is going to cost £999.999.99 then. :P :P :P

namzuf9

10-05-2003, 11:36 PM

namzuf9

10-05-2003, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by bigboab+5 October 2003 - 23:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 5 October 2003 - 23:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 October 2003 - 23:32
<!--QuoteBegin-namzuf9@5 October 2003 - 23:26
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics!
and then you'd buy eminem's lyrics... :rolleyes:

I take it the brewery is going to cost £999.999.99 then. :P :P :P [/b]
Ohhh you are awful :)

3rd gen noob

10-05-2003, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by namzuf9+5 October 2003 - 23:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (namzuf9 @ 5 October 2003 - 23:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 October 2003 - 23:32
<!--QuoteBegin-namzuf9@5 October 2003 - 23:26
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics!
and then you'd buy eminem's lyrics... :rolleyes:
weyhey! Someone recognised the quote! [/b][/quote]
:D

:rolleyes:

muchspl2

10-05-2003, 11:38 PM

put it in the bank and live off it for the rest of my life.

james_bond_rulez

10-05-2003, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by muchspl2@5 October 2003 - 23:38
put it in the bank and live off it for the rest of my life.
wut a loser :lol:

you'll use it up b4 u r even 50

3rd gen noob

10-05-2003, 11:40 PM

i'd buy a radical sr3 as my first car and see how long i could put up with it

then after i got annoyed with it (20 minutes), i'd get a porsche

:rolleyes:

3rd gen noob

10-05-2003, 11:44 PM

radical sr3 (street legal)

http://www.radicalmotorsport.com/News_Folder/tcoty/lg_5061377.jpg

http://www.radicalmotorsport.com/News_Folder/tcoty/lg5061351.jpg

:D

Virtualbody1234

10-06-2003, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez+5 October 2003 - 23:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (james_bond_rulez @ 5 October 2003 - 23:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-muchspl2@5 October 2003 - 23:38
put it in the bank and live off it for the rest of my life.
wut a loser :lol:

you'll use it up b4 u r even 50[/b][/quote]
I don't think he's a loser at all. Put it in investments and don't touch the capital. Live off the interest.

It's good for a lifetime or even generations if the capital isn't touched.

DarthInsinuate

10-06-2003, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@6 October 2003 - 00:01
It's good for a lifetime or even generations if the capital isn't touched.
i wouldn't leave it in a will - the government tax the hell out of them

muchspl2

10-06-2003, 12:28 AM

thats why you set up a trust ;)

Guillaume

10-06-2003, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate+6 October 2003 - 01:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DarthInsinuate @ 6 October 2003 - 01:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Virtualbody1234@6 October 2003 - 00:01
It's good for a lifetime or even generations if the capital isn't touched.
i wouldn't leave it in a will - the government tax the hell out of them [/b][/quote]
one word then: Switzerland!

james_bond_rulez

10-06-2003, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234+6 October 2003 - 00:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Virtualbody1234 @ 6 October 2003 - 00:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 October 2003 - 23:38
<!--QuoteBegin-muchspl2@5 October 2003 - 23:38
put it in the bank and live off it for the rest of my life.
wut a loser :lol:

you'll use it up b4 u r even 50
I don't think he's a loser at all. Put it in investments and don't touch the capital. Live off the interest.

It's good for a lifetime or even generations if the capital isn't touched. [/b][/quote]
the money value is decreasing all the time

if all you do is put all your money in the bank and only expect to live off of interests in return. even if you dont touch your capital your value still depreciates.

what I would do is risk management. dont put all the eggs in one basket. I would put some in trust funds, stocks, buy real estates, my RRSP's, brokage, foreign currencies.

there is a lot of ways to manage your money and putting all your money in a bank isn't the answer.

at least not to me.

james_bond_rulez

10-06-2003, 12:47 AM

oh yeah i forgot Switzerland banks' secret numbered accounts :D

yeah it's a good way to "manage tax" hehhehehhehe

Virtualbody1234

10-06-2003, 01:14 AM

Did I say the bank? No! :P

fkdup74

10-06-2003, 04:23 AM

come on people, you're bein too serious now! lets get back to irresponsible ways of blowin money, it was funnier! :P

(probably closer to the truth, too) :lol:

sharaunderwood

10-06-2003, 06:13 AM

i would give the money to my grandmother, she is special, and she should live like a queen :D

jennyburns

10-06-2003, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by sharaunderwood@6 October 2003 - 06:13
i would give the money to my grandmother, she is special, and she should live like a queen :D
ahh thats sweet, if i had a million i would pay off my house and take a trip, and eat ice cream under the moon in delaware, usa, why you might ask, i had a dream and in my dream i was to meet my man in a parking lot, eating ice cream. ;)

noname12

10-06-2003, 06:54 AM

I would invest it Into a nice scud missle, then launch it at number 1 Microsoft street.

marine_aart

10-06-2003, 06:55 AM

I would like it if every1 donates its 1 million to me, so I have a few millions (that must be enough to be a normap PC)

LeGoMyFnLeg

10-06-2003, 07:06 AM

...if You Had A Milion Dollars

I'd be rich :)

If I Had A Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies

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Well, I'd buy you a house

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Buy you furniture for your house

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I'd buy your love

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there somewhere>

You know, we could just go there and hang out
Where there'd be foods all layed out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things>
Mmmm
don't have pre-wrapped bacon>
Can you blame 'em

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a fur coat

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Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains

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I'd buy your love

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But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner

And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Dijon Ketchup!>
Mmm!

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a green dress

And If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you some art

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a monkey

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

MUSLEMAN

10-06-2003, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by muchspl2@5 October 2003 - 19:38
put it in the bank and live off it for the rest of my life.
stole my answer :lol: yes with the right bank in the right country and if you don't use all of it the interest will be more and more each yearhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/b/smiley2k.gif

Adster

10-06-2003, 10:52 AM

I wopuld buy 1 million dollors with it

j4y3m

10-06-2003, 11:00 AM

the fastes internet connection in the world....and yeh blow up riaa :D

MUSLEMAN

10-06-2003, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Adster@6 October 2003 - 06:52
I wopuld buy 1 million dollors with it
then you would have to pay taxes on that millhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/sgrin.gif

Riddler

10-06-2003, 11:46 AM

Hmmm..........let's see now.http://home.no.net/ungpike/emoticons/birgits_scratch.gif We have 49,384 members. So, 1,000,000 divided by 49,384 means..............$20.25 for each of you.

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Dunno2.gif

Yeah, skip it. How far would 20 bucks go anyway ?

Guess I'd just buy a great big frikkin' house and invite y'all over for a BBQ ! http://www.jeffpylenz.com/INCREDIMAIL%20VOL.3/PROFESSIONAL%20SMILIES/smilie_koch1.gif

Mr. Mulder

10-06-2003, 11:50 AM

I'd use it to try and bribe Britney Spears into sleeping with me, if that failed ...I'd probably piss it all away :D

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN

10-06-2003, 11:53 AM

:D I cannot believe none of you said a Strip Club.That would be the first thing I would get.

With the Strip Club would be Colt 45 on Tap.....yes Colt on Tap.

After that I would buy SoulSeek from NIR and OrangeCD Catalog from andrei and tell them both to kiss my ASS. :P

FC B)

Snee

10-06-2003, 12:08 PM

I'd divide like half of it between my relatives, and then try to get the rest to grow so's I could retire early.

Nah I'd buy me a big house...and blow the rest away on something stupid, If I know myself correctly.

kweer

10-06-2003, 08:01 PM

First I would pay off all my dept (bank loans, VISA card, etc.). Then I would find a better place to live (new house). Then I would go on the biggest fucking bender ever, filled with non-stop drugs, booze and high-class hookers.

MagicNakor

10-06-2003, 08:53 PM

If I had a million dollars....

I'd be rich.

:ninja:

TheDave

10-06-2003, 08:55 PM

id buy my cd collection :lol: