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hobbes
10-06-2003, 04:41 PM
Just for fun (or not) assume that all the members on this forum could attend a common buffet. What might you expect to see?


Billy Dean- would complain that the CIA was stealing his sausages.

Clocker- would be stealing said sausages

J2K4- would gather an astounding array of assorted food products in his beard.

Myself- I would probably just shred a paper plate and crap all over everything.

Titey- don't care, but those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves, if you get my drift.

EBP- would enjoy the food, but complain bitterly about it.

Jonno- would pretend that everything he is eating is a little guitar and pretend to play it. Including, oddly enough, gravy.

JPaul- drunk on the apple, alternated shouting "Bar Steward", "Arsed", "Cork Sucker" and "That's a bit harsh".

Chalice would covet Gemby's chalice. I think Gemby would take cover under a napkin.

Lilmiss would obviously be high, eat ravenously and start the food fight.
titey
10-06-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by hobbes@6 October 2003 - 10:41
Titey- don't care, but those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves, if you get my drift. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/lac.gifSnnY - Would light the tablecloth on fire and run away.

danb - Would trip SnnY as he ran.

stupidguy - Wouldn't understand.

gemby - Would be licking her royal ickle paws after stealing a piece of chicken.

Riddler - Would ask how many lives gemby has left.

MUSLEMAN - Would bring spam to the dinner.

Celery - Would tell everyone to STFU.

KwahyaJ - Would agree wif Celery.

Adster - Wluod hvae trbolue etanig wif ish bxoign gvolse on.
TheDave
10-06-2003, 04:51 PM
i'd laugh at gemby stuck in the crockery :lol:
DarthInsinuate
10-06-2003, 04:54 PM
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn't for him they'll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer

Funky Capricorn - would be hoarding the Colt 45
wormless
10-06-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@6 October 2003 - 16:54
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn't for him they'll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hee hee
sharedholder
10-06-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by wormless+6 October 2003 - 17:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (wormless @ 6 October 2003 - 17:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@6 October 2003 - 16:54
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn&#39;t for him they&#39;ll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hee hee [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
netweiser
10-06-2003, 05:14 PM
i cud do the disco :P

av a bit of a boogie :lol:
Lilmiss
10-06-2003, 05:15 PM
:blink: urmmmm..... :unsure:


food fight&#33;&#33;&#33; http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/tomatoe+lob.gif

Wee Mouse - chased out the kitchen by Baz for cheese pilfering.
Lynx - deals spinach to happy punters.
Proper Bo - turns up a day too late.
Fugley - coughs furballs all over the table.
snny - starts a mini bonfire.
somebody1234 - gets out his explosives.
F.C - sits in a corner getting drunk calling everyone whippersnappers.
Pol - covers the windows in pictures.
danb - feels queasy and goes home.
Balamn - locks everyone out when we get get get drunk and abusive.
Hypo - tries to sneak in anyways.
wormless
10-06-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by sharedholder+6 October 2003 - 17:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sharedholder @ 6 October 2003 - 17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by wormless@6 October 2003 - 17:11
<!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@6 October 2003 - 16:54
Darker - would be sitting on a throne being waited on by mail order brides, every so often he would say "hop on one leg" or "do star jumps" and everyone in the room would, he would also remind everyone that if it wasn&#39;t for him they&#39;ll still be in the temp. forum and everyone would cheer


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hee hee
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
;) :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: opps 2many&#33; :lol:
titey
10-06-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by netweiser@6 October 2003 - 11:14
av a bit of a boogie :lol:
Pick it an&#39; flick it. :ermm:
sharedholder
10-06-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@6 October 2003 - 17:15
:blink: urmmmm..... :unsure:


food fight&#33;&#33;&#33; http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/tomatoe+lob.gif

Wee Mouse - chased out the kitchen by Baz for cheese pilfering.
Lynx - deals spinach to happy punters.
Proper Bo - turns up a day too late.
Fugley - coughs furballs all over the table.
snny - starts a mini bonfire.
somebody1234 - gets out his explosives.
F.C - sits in a corner getting drunk calling everyone whippersnappers.
Pol - covers the windows in pictures.
danb - feels queasy and goes home.
Balamn - locks everyone out when we get get get drunk and abusive.
Hypo - tries to sneak in anyways.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: BTW,where is BALAMN?
wormless
10-06-2003, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by titey+6 October 2003 - 17:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 6 October 2003 - 17:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-netweiser@6 October 2003 - 11:14
av a bit of a boogie :lol:
Pick it an&#39; flick it. :ermm: [/b][/quote]
:unsure: ewww&#33;
j2k4
10-06-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by hobbes@6 October 2003 - 11:41
J2K4- would gather an astounding array of assorted food products in his beard.


Hobbes-

I haven&#39;t that type of beard.

You seem to think I&#39;m sporting some sort of Rhododendron-like growth; such is not the case.

We would provide you with your requisite lettuce (Romaine, I think) and a nice bed of newspaper upon which to eliminate.

We would also require, I think, a Weemouse (to eat the cheese) and a Lamsey (to moon after her).

Certainly there would be good conversation, though?

Surely you&#39;ve invited Biggles, Illuminati, kAb, NikkiD, Rat-Faced, Ron, Bender, BOT, and the multitudes of others? The mind boggles at the effort of remembering-

Have you contemplated a seating arrangement?
TheDave
10-06-2003, 05:30 PM
is lamsey coming? he&#39;ll pour lemonade on the beef to spite us :lol: :lol: :lol:
Snee
10-06-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by titey@6 October 2003 - 17:47
SnnY - Would light the tablecloth on fire and run away.

Pah, :angry: never&#33;















































Again :-"

You&#39;d have to get me drunk first, and I have warned ya about that, so I don&#39;t see why you would :rolleyes: :P
j2k4
10-06-2003, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by TheDave@6 October 2003 - 12:30
is lamsey coming? he&#39;ll pour lemonade on the beef to spite us :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lamsey would exhibit the mien of a saint&#33;

(Go ahead now, Liam-I&#39;ve got ya covered) ;)
hobbes
10-06-2003, 07:28 PM
Everyone is invited, an open invitation.

I think Biggles would make elegant toasts with his non-alcoholic beverage of choice, totally ignoring the food fight he is amidst.

Rat-Faced would encourage group hugs while Billy Dean apologises.

Funky would be removed from such hugs for "hands" violations.

Nikki D would remove herself from said hugs, see above.

I think a seating arrangement would be unwise, as Jonno would not like being told where to sit.
Rat Faced
10-06-2003, 09:01 PM
:blink:


If NikkiDs there, sort your own Group Hugs out, i&#39;ll be busy :P
DanB
10-06-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@6 October 2003 - 18:15
danb - feels queasy and goes home.
i better now, promise :D


it sure would be an interesting dinner though
Lilmiss
10-06-2003, 09:42 PM
yay...we could have it at charlie chalks. :D
TheDave
10-06-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@6 October 2003 - 21:42
yay...we could have it at charlie chalks. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jayhawk
10-06-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by titey+6 October 2003 - 10:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 6 October 2003 - 10:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@6 October 2003 - 10:41
Titey- don&#39;t care, but those dishes ain&#39;t gonna wash themselves, if you get my drift. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/lac.gifSnnY - Would light the tablecloth on fire and run away.

danb - Would trip SnnY as he ran.

stupidguy - Wouldn&#39;t understand.

gemby - Would be licking her royal ickle paws after stealing a piece of chicken.

Riddler - Would ask how many lives gemby has left.

MUSLEMAN - Would bring spam to the dinner.

Celery - Would tell everyone to STFU.

KwahyaJ - Would agree wif Celery.

Adster - Wluod hvae trbolue etanig wif ish bxoign gvolse on. [/b][/quote]
me feels so loved :D
wormless
10-07-2003, 06:28 AM
hello&#33;