View Full Version : Definition of a double entendre.
JPaul
10-13-2009, 05:19 PM
Can someone give me one.
:rolleyes:
Skweeky
10-13-2009, 06:19 PM
Apparently this Bossa Nova person just might
JPaul
10-13-2009, 08:46 PM
I read somewhere he was gay.
chalice
10-13-2009, 08:57 PM
I was gonna try to reply to this thread as per the concept by which it was conceived.
But I just can't be arsed.
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 08:58 PM
I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.
-doobs
IdolEyes787
10-13-2009, 09:00 PM
I was gonna try to reply to this thread as per the concept by which it was conceived.
But I just can't be arsed.
That's giving it to him.
chalice
10-13-2009, 09:18 PM
I was gonna try to reply to this thread as per the concept by which it was conceived.
But I just can't be arsed.
That's giving it to him.
She's a he? Well, fucking hell, like.
I knew there was something up.
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 09:22 PM
I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.
-doobs
Did anyone see what I did there, ffs.
-doobs
chalice
10-13-2009, 09:24 PM
I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.
-doobs
Did anyone see what I did there, ffs.
-doobs
I did, but it was a bit wank, mate.
It was a singular entendre and they only work when you're mulder, like.
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 09:43 PM
Did anyone see what I did there, ffs.
-doobs
I did, but it was a bit wank, mate.
It was a singular entendre and they only work when you're mulder, like.
[QUOTE=brotherdoobie;3308491]I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.
-doobs
Innuendo...
-doobs
chalice
10-13-2009, 09:47 PM
:unsure:
Okay.
:fear:
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 09:53 PM
When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.
-doobs :ermm:
chalice
10-13-2009, 09:55 PM
When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.
-doobs :ermm:
Fair enoughski, hotshot. That amuses me slightly.
I've found, though, that if you have to expalin it, then it wasn't inherently funny.
Muhhahaha, like.
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 10:00 PM
I'm sorry. It's not cold enough or I would send you a picture of me slipping on ice. That's always funny, eh.
doobs
chalice
10-13-2009, 10:03 PM
I'm sorry. It's not cold enough or I would send you a picture of me slipping on ice. That's always funny, eh.
doobs
Always.
Always.
And triple always to the max.
You knows I loves you, Paul. I just don't like it when you wave your swollen, ice-scuppered lower limbs all over the place.
You whore.
JPaul
10-13-2009, 10:13 PM
My wife asked for marks out of ten.
I gave he one.
Biggles
10-13-2009, 10:17 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/5/6/1241622867483/Kenneth-Williams-in-Carry-001.jpg
When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.
-doobs :ermm:
I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 10:51 PM
I'm sorry. It's not cold enough or I would send you a picture of me slipping on ice. That's always funny, eh.
doobs
Always.
Always.
And triple always to the max.
You knows I loves you, Paul. I just don't like it when you wave your swollen, ice-scuppered lower limbs all over the place.
You whore.
I am a whore, often a clumsy whore. However, I do it for the conversation, companionship, and firstly...the lulz, man.
I'm a failed poet. Yet, I can't stop trying. Trying - has made my life less miserable. I flushed the "little blue pills" down the toilet, and I reach for the shelf with the "bottles" less.
Fuck the drama.
Word.
I loves you too, man.
-doobs
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 10:56 PM
When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.
-doobs :ermm:
I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.
:lol:
-doobs
JPaul
10-13-2009, 11:17 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/5/6/1241622867483/Kenneth-Williams-in-Carry-001.jpg
Infamy, infamy ...
brotherdoobie
10-13-2009, 11:24 PM
They've all got it in for me...
-doobs
JPaul
10-14-2009, 10:24 AM
:drummer:
brotherdoobie
10-14-2009, 05:20 PM
I miss you, old bean. I do.
Peace, brotherdoobie
JPaul
10-14-2009, 08:20 PM
Then take more careful aim.
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sniper-Draws.jpg
brotherdoobie
10-15-2009, 04:24 AM
Sorry. I usually work Off Broadway.
-bd
JPaul
10-16-2009, 04:51 PM
I'm very much a Vaudeville man, meself.
I used to vend sawdust to the circuit.
In a prior life, of course.
JPaul
10-16-2009, 08:11 PM
Was it in the 1800s Kev.
You've never lost that accent, mate.
chalice
10-16-2009, 08:13 PM
:pinch:
10 points.
JPaul
10-16-2009, 09:29 PM
Who else do you know who would "vend sawdust to the circuit"
It's genious to the max.
Biggles
10-16-2009, 09:32 PM
Who else do you know who would "vend sawdust to the circuit"
It's genious to the max.
Joe Beltrami?
Bad-Day
10-16-2009, 10:55 PM
i dont get it!
Was it in the 1800s Kev.
Nah, was the '20s, the Roaring Twenties you've heard so much about.
You've never lost that accent, mate.
No indeed; I suppose that's one of the reasons I still do this stuff - I am amongst those who know me and know as well that any complaints fall on selectively deaf ears.
For that grace I thank you, one and all.
Btw-
If I google Joe Beltrami, I will deprive Les of an opportunity to limn and expound.
That's your cue, Les...
Biggles
10-16-2009, 11:19 PM
Slipperiest defence lawyer that ever sold a circuit judge a cheap plywood Chippendale there ever was.
JPaul
10-16-2009, 11:50 PM
Who else do you know who would "vend sawdust to the circuit"
It's genious to the max.
Joe Beltrami?
Joe and I have had words, true story.
He feigned ignorance of the voluntary bill, as it pertained to the English legal system. I accused him of mendacity, and we laughed it off.
Chancer.
Biggles
10-16-2009, 11:52 PM
Joe Beltrami?
Joe and I have had words, true story.
He feigned ignorance of the voluntary bill, as it pertained to the English legal system. I accused him of mendacity, and we laughed it off.
Chancer.
Hard to believe he would do such a thing :sneaky:
JPaul
10-16-2009, 11:58 PM
Joe and I have had words, true story.
He feigned ignorance of the voluntary bill, as it pertained to the English legal system. I accused him of mendacity, and we laughed it off.
Chancer.
Hard to believe he would do such a thing :sneaky:
He did indeed. He's that kind of bloke, likes to test the strength of people.
At the same meeting I offered that reports suggested he was retired. He replied that he was but that he still involved himself in interesting cases.
I opined that Glasgow's constabulary may have exaggerated tales of his "passing", referencing "Wilde". How we larfed.
Barbarossa
10-23-2009, 09:53 AM
I stole your joke :happy:
http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1256290823/DoubleEntendre.gif
Skweeky
10-23-2009, 11:04 AM
I love the hole thing.
Something Else
10-23-2009, 11:51 AM
I think that's a triple. :O
JPaul
10-23-2009, 06:17 PM
I stole your joke :happy:
http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1256290823/DoubleEntendre.gif
I think you have run with the idea and if anything improved it. I am just happy that posterity will see me as your muse.
brotherdoobie
10-24-2009, 06:52 AM
I stole your joke :happy:
http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1256290823/DoubleEntendre.gif
:lol:
-doobs
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