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Keikan
10-08-2003, 11:45 PM
This kid at school is really annoying and he keeps asking what a douche bag is and i keep getting it wrong, whats a douche bag
JONNO_CELEBS
10-08-2003, 11:47 PM
You really don't want to know :ph34r:

Jonno B)
DanB
10-08-2003, 11:48 PM
i dont think its anuthing pleasant!!! :o
muchspl2
10-08-2003, 11:48 PM
http://binrock.net/cowgod/crap/boards/ask_girl.jpg
NikkiD
10-08-2003, 11:56 PM
Okay... I&#39;m female, I&#39;ll take this one... <_<

A douchebag is an object which contains douche. What is douche you might ask? It is a substance used for cleansing a woman&#39;s vagina. A douchebag is a squeezable container with a long nozzle on the end which is inserted and then squeezed to release the cleanser...

Got it?
JONNO_CELEBS
10-08-2003, 11:58 PM
Well done Nikki :lol: :lol:

Now explain what felching is :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Lamsey
10-09-2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@8 October 2003 - 23:58
Now explain what felching is :lol: :lol: :lol:
No thanks, Jonno :x
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
10-09-2003, 12:01 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Please somebody close this Thread.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
NikkiD
10-09-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@8 October 2003 - 18:58
Well done Nikki :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Now explain what felching is :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
<_<

You had to ask, didn&#39;t you?

Okay... felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Speaking of felching (http://nikki.wgs.ca/armageddon.wav)

Do I get a cookie now?
JONNO_CELEBS
10-09-2003, 12:19 AM
Cookie??.............Hehehehe..........guess :D

Jonno B)
muchspl2
10-09-2003, 12:27 AM
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/614/614_image_16.jpg
Ella
10-09-2003, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 10:06
Okay... felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

My favourite felching tale... :rolleyes:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa091797.htm

The Urban Legends page about Armegeddon...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm

(the URL linking thingie isn&#39;t working for me&#33;)
Virtualbody1234
10-09-2003, 12:31 AM
Armageddon &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:
BigBank_Hank
10-09-2003, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 00:06
Speaking of felching (http://nikki.wgs.ca/armageddon.wav)


:lol: That is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever heard. :lol:
3rd gen noob
10-09-2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by BigBank_Hank+9 October 2003 - 01:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBank_Hank @ 9 October 2003 - 01:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 00:06
Speaking of felching (http://nikki.wgs.ca/armageddon.wav)


:lol: That is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever heard. :lol: [/b][/quote]
lmfao

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Formula1
10-09-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD+9 October 2003 - 00:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 9 October 2003 - 00:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@8 October 2003 - 18:58
Well done Nikki :lol: :lol:

Now explain what felching is :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
<_<

You had to ask, didn&#39;t you?

Okay... felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Speaking of felching (http://nikki.wgs.ca/armageddon.wav)

Do I get a cookie now? [/b][/quote]
ROFLMAO&#33; :lol:
Celerystalksme
10-09-2003, 02:34 AM
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Spindulik
10-09-2003, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by Keikan@8 October 2003 - 19:45
This kid at school is really annoying and he keeps asking what a douche bag is and i keep getting it wrong, whats a douche bag
Get your printer ready.....

Is it ready?

Print the following...


YOU&#33;


Now fold it up and kindly hand it to the kid and tell him that the answer for the douche bag is on the paper.




Wasn&#39;t that one of the words in an old Elton John song?
...wrapped up like a DOUCHE....
Infested Cats
10-09-2003, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@8 October 2003 - 20:06
felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.
It can also mean "Sucking seminal fluid from a woman/mans anus, along with fecal matter, after having previously ejaculated in said orifice"

http://www.bizarremag.com/ask/sex/felch.gif
uNz[i]
10-09-2003, 04:57 AM
:blink: :o :x

I really wish I hadn&#39;t seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place... :ph34r:
Alucard1475
10-09-2003, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 09:56
Okay... I&#39;m female, I&#39;ll take this one... <_<

A douchebag is an object which contains douche. What is douche you might ask? It is a substance used for cleansing a woman&#39;s vagina. A douchebag is a squeezable container with a long nozzle on the end which is inserted and then squeezed to release the cleanser...

Got it?
For what reason is the cleansing. :rolleyes:
C&#39;mon, C&#39;mon, explain&#33;
Alucard1475
10-09-2003, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Justsomeguy@9 October 2003 - 14:57
:blink: :o :x

I really wish I hadn&#39;t seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place... :ph34r:
Isn&#39;t it obvious?? He&#39;s a doctor&#33;&#33; :rolleyes:
Infested Cats
10-09-2003, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Justsomeguy@9 October 2003 - 00:57
:blink: :o :x

I really wish I hadn&#39;t seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place... :ph34r:
Research.

Oh, and I wouldn&#39;t reccomend the Halloween (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=72830) thread.
uNz[i]
10-09-2003, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Infested Cats+9 October 2003 - 14:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 9 October 2003 - 14:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Justsomeguy@9 October 2003 - 00:57
:blink:&nbsp; :o&nbsp; :x

I really wish I hadn&#39;t seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place...&nbsp; :ph34r:
Research.

Oh, and I wouldn&#39;t reccomend the Halloween (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=72830) thread. [/b][/quote]
Alas, tis too late :(
NikkiD
10-09-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Infested Cats@8 October 2003 - 23:49
It can also mean "Sucking seminal fluid from a woman/mans anus, along with fecal matter, after having previously ejaculated in said orifice"

Yeah, I knew that, but it didn&#39;t fit with the .wav file I posted... :lol: :lol: :lol:
NikkiD
10-09-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Alucard1475@9 October 2003 - 00:01
For what reason is the cleansing. :rolleyes:
C&#39;mon, C&#39;mon, explain&#33;
For those times when you just don&#39;t feel "fresh" <_<
JONNO_CELEBS
10-09-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+9 October 2003 - 14:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 9 October 2003 - 14:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Alucard1475@9 October 2003 - 00:01
For what reason is the cleansing. :rolleyes:
C&#39;mon, C&#39;mon, explain&#33;
For those times when you just don&#39;t feel "fresh" <_< [/b][/quote]
Need a hand? :D

Ok now I&#39;m just being gross and stalking :ph34r:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hideingbhindcurtian.gif

Jonno B)
NikkiD
10-09-2003, 02:16 PM
I believe the word you&#39;re looking for is "following" - I&#39;ve dealt with stalking. You&#39;re nowhere close to stalking.

Besides, if Ididn&#39;t want you to follow me, I could always disable your posting abilities... :lol: but I wouldn&#39;t do that to you... or would I? :devil:
JONNO_CELEBS
10-09-2003, 02:17 PM
No........I&#39;m sitting in a car watching you right now :ph34r:

You would&#39;nt...................would you :unsure: nah........you&#39;d all get bored without me here to take the pi&#036;&#036; out of :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Spindulik
10-09-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Infested Cats+9 October 2003 - 00:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 9 October 2003 - 00:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@8 October 2003 - 20:06
felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.
It can also mean "Sucking seminal fluid from a woman/mans anus, along with fecal matter, after having previously ejaculated in said orifice"

[/b][/quote]
Where the hell did you find a picture like that? Looks like some underground material from the 1800&#39;s
Riddler
10-09-2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Spindulik@8 October 2003 - 21:21




Wasn&#39;t that one of the words in an old Elton John song?
...wrapped up like a DOUCHE....
:D Actually, it was Manfred Mann&#39;s Earth Band.......and the word was deuce.








OK now I&#39;M being a douchebag &#33; :blink:
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 03:30 PM
:o
just
finished
reading
must
run
away
rock
bak
and
forth

make
funny
nioses
kaboooosh &#33;


;)
DanB
10-09-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@9 October 2003 - 16:30
:o
just
finished
reading
must
run
away
rock
bak
and
forth

make
funny
nioses
kaboooosh &#33;


;)
too much info for the cute kitty? :D
kdm172
10-09-2003, 08:24 PM
lmao haha this is hilarious&#33;&#33; :lol:
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 08:47 PM
kitty
cant
handle
it :P
DanB
10-09-2003, 08:50 PM
poor kitty http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/nerves.gif
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
10-09-2003, 08:55 PM
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
DanB
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 October 2003 - 21:55
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
:unsure:
Lamsey
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 October 2003 - 20:55
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
Another one where you&#39;ve just been waiting to use it FC? ;)
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
oo i can do the eyebrow thing in &#39;&#39;the real world&#39;&#39; :D :huh:
DanB
10-09-2003, 08:57 PM
ooh 3 posts in the same minute&#33;&#33; :o
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
10-09-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Lamsey+9 October 2003 - 15:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey &#064; 9 October 2003 - 15:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 October 2003 - 20:55
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
Another one where you&#39;ve just been waiting to use it FC? ;) [/b][/quote]
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/happy.gif Yep.....never used that one.You need some More.http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/happy.gif
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 09:51 PM
when will this topic go

did i just bring it back ? whoops lol :lol:
jay973
10-09-2003, 09:55 PM
Now youve gone and done it......... :lol:
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 09:56 PM
its not even about a douche bag anymore *shudder*
DanB
10-09-2003, 09:57 PM
that can only be a good thing&#33; :D
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 09:59 PM
true

so lets talk about ........................cups

they come in differnent sizes and you can drink from them - mine is blue

*this couold be seen as somethign very rude &#33;*........ :blink:
DanB
10-09-2003, 10:12 PM
http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/yell.gif Gemby&#39;s talking about bras&#33;

Only j&#39;k :P

i dont really have a personal cup but the one i prefer is the clkear glass one - you can see your tea get made :D
Gemby!
10-09-2003, 10:27 PM
does coffee make your breath stink ?
DanB
10-09-2003, 10:30 PM
I think so. i dont like coffee anyway :D
Guillaume
10-09-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@9 October 2003 - 23:27
does coffee make your breath stink ?
and it makes your teeth yellow... So does tea, wine, chocolate, tobacco... Everything that is good has a bad effect on you, really&#33; So... Long live toothpaste&#33;


Or mints&#33;
DanB
10-09-2003, 10:36 PM
Colgate Total with whitening :D Do you see the sparkle? B) :lol:
Guillaume
10-09-2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by danb@9 October 2003 - 23:36
Colgate Total with whitening :D Do you see the sparkle? B) :lol:
mmm... No&#33; But I&#39;ll try enhancing resolution and brightness on my screen&#33; :lol:
DanB
10-09-2003, 11:23 PM
i just brushed them ready for bed as well
Guillaume
10-09-2003, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by danb@10 October 2003 - 00:23
i just brushed them ready for bed as well
Good night then&#33;
DanB
10-09-2003, 11:28 PM
Good night