TrollinThunder
12-18-2009, 04:10 PM
http://imgur.com/QyMyE.jpg
I have a small batch of mint condition, first edition Princess Unicorn still in their pristine boxes that have never been opened! I may have drank too much eggnog at the office Christmas party, but I am ready, willing and able to part with one of these amazing creatures for a mere pittance, one invite to HDBits.org. That's right, I said, I will trade one mint condition Princess Unicorn for an HDBits invite! I know! I can hardly believe myself!
If you are not convinced by the sheer face of this deal, I have six words for you: Her horn can pierce the sky! If you doubt that, I have five more words for you: It's a collector's edition, buddy! Princess Unicorn will never be made again! You think collecting tracker accounts or archiving terabytes of high definition movies is worthwhile? You think gold is a safe way to save for your retirement just because it's shiny? Ha! The shrewd decision would be to get in on this rare item while you can. Don't believe me? Look at this chart:
http://imgur.com/EEg8y.png
Now, I'm not a financial expert, but I do my own taxes and by the way, Warren Buffet is my second-cousin-thrice-removed on my mother's side, so I'm pretty sure that chart makes it clear that investing in Princess Unicorn is the best financial decision you could make in these precarious economic times.
In the words of one of my lucky customers Achebe Chinua of Lagos: "VERRY TRUSTED TRADE ER! MR. TROLLINTHUNDER SENT ORDER MONEY FAST ASAP!! GREAT BUSINESS SUCCESS WITH HIM!!"
Sure, those customer testimonials mean little, but a picture is worth a thousand words:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2008/09/nigeria.jpg
I am looking for someone willing to make the swap on 12/21/09 between 00:01 GMT and 06:00 GMT, so I can still make it to bed in time for my beauty sleep. If you would like to meet in a public place in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area, we could go to a Dunkin Donuts (I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore after an unfortunate incident using their WiFi). If you are a real 21st Century fellow with an HTC (Human Transportation Client) we can arrange our swap over GChat.
In conclusion, don't let this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity pass you by. This Christmas, you could be singing:
_JdkloDrrZY
I have a small batch of mint condition, first edition Princess Unicorn still in their pristine boxes that have never been opened! I may have drank too much eggnog at the office Christmas party, but I am ready, willing and able to part with one of these amazing creatures for a mere pittance, one invite to HDBits.org. That's right, I said, I will trade one mint condition Princess Unicorn for an HDBits invite! I know! I can hardly believe myself!
If you are not convinced by the sheer face of this deal, I have six words for you: Her horn can pierce the sky! If you doubt that, I have five more words for you: It's a collector's edition, buddy! Princess Unicorn will never be made again! You think collecting tracker accounts or archiving terabytes of high definition movies is worthwhile? You think gold is a safe way to save for your retirement just because it's shiny? Ha! The shrewd decision would be to get in on this rare item while you can. Don't believe me? Look at this chart:
http://imgur.com/EEg8y.png
Now, I'm not a financial expert, but I do my own taxes and by the way, Warren Buffet is my second-cousin-thrice-removed on my mother's side, so I'm pretty sure that chart makes it clear that investing in Princess Unicorn is the best financial decision you could make in these precarious economic times.
In the words of one of my lucky customers Achebe Chinua of Lagos: "VERRY TRUSTED TRADE ER! MR. TROLLINTHUNDER SENT ORDER MONEY FAST ASAP!! GREAT BUSINESS SUCCESS WITH HIM!!"
Sure, those customer testimonials mean little, but a picture is worth a thousand words:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2008/09/nigeria.jpg
I am looking for someone willing to make the swap on 12/21/09 between 00:01 GMT and 06:00 GMT, so I can still make it to bed in time for my beauty sleep. If you would like to meet in a public place in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area, we could go to a Dunkin Donuts (I'm not allowed in Starbucks anymore after an unfortunate incident using their WiFi). If you are a real 21st Century fellow with an HTC (Human Transportation Client) we can arrange our swap over GChat.
In conclusion, don't let this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity pass you by. This Christmas, you could be singing:
_JdkloDrrZY