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Dark Side
10-15-2003, 08:53 PM
My balls have their own conscience and are trying to gain control of my body.
They begun hostilities today at 14pm when I was touching them they bit my fingers badly,there's blood everywhere and my hands are still bleeding.
I've attached them with tape and but a protection on to stop them from attacking other poeple that are near me and to stop them from attacking me again.Every 30 min I lose all control of myself and get these weird thoughts and to weird things but after a few seconds I regain control.My theory about this is that they are trying to conquer my brain.

help what should I do?
3rd gen noob
10-15-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Dark Side@15 October 2003 - 20:53
They begun hostilities today at 14pm
there's your problem

time is out of whack
the world's gonna end

:rolleyes:
TheDave
10-15-2003, 08:56 PM
goto the doctors and get some cream
DarthInsinuate
10-15-2003, 08:58 PM
hit them with a VERY large mallet, hard

Disclaimer: any injury caused during aforementioned acts are the sole fault of the slinger of large wooden objects, DarthInsinuate can claim no responsibility whatsoever
thewizeard
10-15-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Dark Side@15 October 2003 - 21:53
My balls have their own conscience and are trying to gain control of my body.
They begun hostilities today at 14pm when I was touching them they bit my fingers badly,there's blood everywhere and my hands are still bleeding.
I've attached them with tape and but a protection on to stop them from attacking other poeple that are near me and to stop them from attacking me again.Every 30 min I lose all control of myself and get these weird thoughts and to weird things but after a few seconds I regain control.My theory about this is that they are trying to conquer my brain.

help what should I do?
English lessons?
TheDave
10-15-2003, 09:00 PM
get social services to take them away. theyre obviously nuts :)
NikkiD
10-15-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by TheDave@15 October 2003 - 16:00
get social services to take them away. theyre obviously nuts :)
:lol: OMFG!!

BTW - Dave - if I join listen-to.com men will really want to be me? :blink:
DarthInsinuate
10-15-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by TheDave@15 October 2003 - 21:00
get social services to take them away. theyre obviously nuts :)
:blink: :blink:








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oh, i get it :lol: :lol:
TheDave
10-15-2003, 09:05 PM
i spose some men will. some might stand in front of a mirror and stuff :unsure:
DanB
10-15-2003, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by TheDave@15 October 2003 - 22:05
i spose some men will. some might stand in front of a mirror and stuff :unsure:
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I suggest you have them surgically removed http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/stretcher.gif