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bigboab
10-17-2003, 09:37 AM
Due to new technology the RIAA require new staff.
One of the requirements is the abilty to catch someone downloading a complete DVD in seven seconds!

If you have not read this in a nanosecond you need not apply. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Riddler
10-17-2003, 09:40 AM
Yeah, they sent me an email entitled " Uncle Kracker needs a few good men "..................but the content was copyright-protected so I couldn't read it without sending them $1.98 first. :P
bigboab
10-17-2003, 09:45 AM
$1.98? Could you convert that into Euros then into Sterling for me. In order that I know how much to send away. I need a retirement job.

You need to transfer it into Euros first in case you are breaking some new Euro law introduced in the last ten minutes. :D
Riddler
10-17-2003, 09:48 AM
Uhhh, let's see....carry the 9...X 3.4....plus 16...........damn, I don't think you can afford it ! :lol:
bigboab
10-17-2003, 09:52 AM
Oh well. :( I will have to carry on making these aglets, even though my eyesight is failing.(through old age :lol: ).

I could try for a job in a chicken factory. Then I would be able to make hens meat. :)
razorsharp013
10-17-2003, 09:53 AM
You didn't divide by pi - 3.14159265
bigboab
10-17-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by razorsharp013@17 October 2003 - 09:53
You didn't divide by pi - 3.14159265
I think the pi is the answer to the gauntlet. :lol: :lol:
Riddler
10-17-2003, 09:57 AM
@ bigboab.........*groan.* :P

@ razor........... http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/doh.gif