Is Kicking Someone's Head In

[Mr. Mulder]

Say that this is your situation: Every single day you have sit next to a fellow human who's more annoying than you could possible imagine. Say that you’ve put up with his shit for far to long and have now reached a point where something has to be done about it.

What would you do?

[3rd gen noob]

ask him to stop annoying you

[zinc1]

Just sit somewhere else,as far away from the pain in the ass as possible.

If that doesn't work wtf just give him a good kick in the balls at hometime,that might work.

[J'Pol]

How annoying, some examples may help.

Anecdotal evidence will be allowed in this instance.

[clocker]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 09:15
Say that this is your situation: Every single day you have sit next to a fellow human who's more annoying than you could possible imagine. Say that you’ve put up with his shit for far to long and have now reached a point where something has to be done about it.

What would you do?
I would raise my hand and ask to be transferred to a different play group.

[Mr. Mulder]

I never said this is my situation, this is purely a hypothetical question.

As for evidence, who's more annoying than you could possible imagine just about covers it

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker+18 October 2003 - 17:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 18 October 2003 - 17:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-__eric__@18 October 2003 - 09:15
Say that this is your situation: Every single day you have sit next to a fellow human who&#39;s more annoying than you could possible imagine. Say that you’ve put up with his shit for far to long and have now reached a point where something has to be done about it.

What would you do?
I would raise my hand and ask to be transferred to a different play group. [/b][/quote]
How did that work out for you.

[clocker]

Not well.

You&#39;re still here.

[Mr. Mulder]

wtf just give him a good kick in the balls at hometime,that might work.

Our office doesn&#39;t really have a hometime :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker@18 October 2003 - 17:24
Not well.

You&#39;re still here.
:lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 17:28

wtf just give him a good kick in the balls at hometime,that might work.

Our office doesn&#39;t really have a hometime :lol:
You are there 7/24, that&#39;s shocking, no wonder there&#39;s tension.

Some examples of the annoying behaviour would help.

[clocker]

Could it be that "office" is a codeword for "prison" in this case?

[Mr. Mulder]

You are there 7/24

more or less :unsure:


Some examples of the annoying behavior would help.

It&#39;s hard to put into words, just generally being a dick...

[J'Pol]

Ah, that makes sense, Clocker.

Are you having problems with your prison bitch eric.

Is that the real story here.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 17:33

You are there 7/24

more or less :unsure:


Some examples of the annoying behavior would help.

It&#39;s hard to put into words, just generally being a dick...
I can&#39;t see the magistrate accepting that as satisfactory mitigation old bean.

[Mr. Mulder]

Ah, that makes sense, Clocker.

Are you having problems with your prison bitch eric.

Is that the real story here.

:-"


But seriously, no, I assure you, its got nothing to do with prison

[lynx]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 16:36

Ah, that makes sense, Clocker.

Are you having problems with your prison bitch eric.

Is that the real story here.

:-"


But seriously, no, I assure you, its got nothing to do with prison
So, you&#39;ve broken out and expect us to cover for you?

[Mr. Mulder]

It&#39;s going to have to be either a dam good thrashing or mailing him lots of spam :huh:

[lynx]

I&#39;ll have the thrashing please. :o

Oh, you weren&#39;t talking about me? :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

You&#39;d take a thrashing over spam :lol:

[Lilmiss]

put popcorn in his exhaust pipe. :D

[clocker]

Originally posted by lilmiss@18 October 2003 - 09:54
put popcorn in his exhaust pipe. :D
He can&#39;t stand the guy and you expect him to sneak into his pants?

[lynx]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 16:22
I never said this is my situation, this is purely a hypothetical question.

Our office doesn&#39;t really have a hometime

Oops? :P

[shelly]

lol

[Mr. Mulder]

......erm...... :-"

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by clocker+18 October 2003 - 16:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 18 October 2003 - 16:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@18 October 2003 - 09:54
put popcorn in his exhaust pipe.&nbsp; :D
He can&#39;t stand the guy and you expect him to sneak into his pants? [/b][/quote]
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/blushing.gif

im sure i didnt mean that. :D

[DanB]

Are you indeed? :D

[clocker]

Originally posted by lilmiss+18 October 2003 - 10:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 18 October 2003 - 10:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by clocker@18 October 2003 - 16:56
<!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@18 October 2003 - 09:54
put popcorn in his exhaust pipe. :D
He can&#39;t stand the guy and you expect him to sneak into his pants?
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/blushing.gif

im sure i didnt mean that. :D [/b][/quote]
Oh sorry.

Why would feeding treats to the bloke&#39;s car be a good revenge?

[Lilmiss]

they "pop" when the exhaust gets hot. :blink:

[Spider_dude]

stick a banana in his exhaust...or does that sound "gay"

[Lilmiss]

now thats just gross. :D

[DanB]

potatoes work http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/taz.gif

[nikita69]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 22:15
Say that this is your situation: Every single day you have sit next to a fellow human who&#39;s more annoying than you could possible imagine. Say that you’ve put up with his shit for far to long and have now reached a point where something has to be done about it.

What would you do?
On the contrary, it&#39;s the "fellow human" who is sitting next to me that would be annoyed by my actions.

I rarely ever get annoyed by anyone, if and only if I start to feel annoyed by such "fellow human", then it&#39;s my fault to even pay attention and would respond in a way that would make him/her feel that NO ONE exists next me. SIMPLY IGNORE.

[bigboab]

How do you think this &#39;person&#39; would feel about you Eric? Discussing him/her with 2 or 3 hundred complete strangers(To him/her). What kind of position does that now put you in? :blink:

By the way Clocker the popcorn keeps falling out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[loz]

Is he like Gareth from the office?
Yes/ No, look for at some of the things they do in the office & do it to him, try throwing his stapler out the window, always worth a laugh
:)

[clocker]

Originally posted by bigboab@18 October 2003 - 12:05


By the way Clocker the popcorn keeps falling out. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Then don&#39;t stand up. ;)

[Mr. Mulder]

How do you think this &#39;person&#39; would feel about you Eric? Discussing him/her with 2 or 3 hundred complete strangers(To him/her). What kind of position does that now put you in?&nbsp;

I haven&#39;t named him/her or given any details away, besides, Ive decided not to apply the dam good thrashing that&#39;s needed and spam instead ;)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by __eric__@18 October 2003 - 19:12

How do you think this &#39;person&#39; would feel about you Eric? Discussing him/her with 2 or 3 hundred complete strangers(To him/her). What kind of position does that now put you in?

I haven&#39;t named him/her or given any details away, besides, Ive decided not to apply the dam good thrashing that&#39;s needed and spam instead ;)
So it is not a fictitious person then? <_<

[noname12]

I was thinking the same thing. thought this was hypo.

[Mr. Mulder]

So it is not a fictitious person then?&nbsp; <_<&nbsp;

I&#39;ll let you decide ;)

[bigboab]

Well I would put myself in his/her position for a day and take a look at my own faults. Then I would make a re-appraisal. ;)

[clocker]

Originally posted by bigboab@18 October 2003 - 12:19
Well I would put myself in his/her position for a day and take a look at my own faults. Then I would make a re-appraisal. ;)
This is sound and wise advice.

Or, you could just kill them.

[J'Pol]

Or you could kill him

Then spend a day in his position.