Anna Investigation

[bigboab]

I feel it is my duty to release the following information to all the members of the Lounge rather than just to the individual that employed me. This morning I visited a large open Ayr market close to where I reside. I had to be accompanied by my wife. As some of the members know I am not allowed to venture out into the public without an escort, usually two men in white coats. Anyway I am digressing.

While perusing the stalls at this market I started to notice various items, at some of the stalls that were starting to ring alarm bells in my head. (Hence the need for the escort). At one stall there was assorted items from the mid west of the USA, I think it was Idaho. At another computer stall I noticed a 'Mod' password for sale. The sign said that it allowed the owner to access a specific database. I did not have enough money to buy the password (That’s what you are getting told!). I also noticed a second hand Ford Escort for sale 'Going Cheap'. As to why they added the 'Going' to it I will never know.

As I was about to leave the market noticed a person with a hood over their face(I heard someone say the hood was a saving grace) being bundled into a white van by a Masonic looking Arab person, who I assumed to be Sheik Myhand. This person dropped a red coloured scarf from her hand just as the van doors were being closed. The van had diplomatic number plates. Why number plates need diplomatic immunity escapes me. The van subsequently sped off in the direction of a nearby International airport. Alas I fear all is lost. I mean what can you charge this person for? If he legally purchased the said Anna. I suppose you could always get him for loitering within tent.

I'm writing this report to warn any member of the Lounge in case they are approached by strangers with 'Offers'. During my recent short departure from the Lounge I was propositioned. But I do not want to go into that as there are youngsters around and I have been told by my employer to keep an eye on them.

That is all I have to report at the moment Sir (My employer!). You can draw your own conclusions from the evidence. If not, I am sure I noticed one of the members is an art student (Well somebody said they had an 'F' in art!) and they will assist you.

You obedient servant

BB

[Skweeky]

You live in Ayr? :blink:

weirdo!

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Skweeky@19 October 2003 - 14:58
You live in Ayr? :blink:

weirdo!
Did I say that?

Incidentally boss you owe me for an all day breakfast and various other sundries I had to purchase to make my trip look Kosher.(Here come the ethnic jokes) :lol:

[clocker]

Most(ly) fascinating, BB.

I would ignore the "mod password" and Ford Escort for now as they are obvious red herrings, simply there to divert you.

I think the "Masonic Arab" is the path of most import.

My recent genital enhancement procedure has left me *ahem* drained for the moment and I'm afraid I cannot be of much use to you.
As soon as I have regained my vigor ( and learned to walk again) I shall endevour to assist in this most important venture.

Keep up the excellent work!

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker@19 October 2003 - 16:06
they are obvious red herrings, simply there to divert you.

Thanks for the explanation, I would have wondered about the fish thing otherwise.

[clocker]

Originally posted by JPaul+19 October 2003 - 08:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 19 October 2003 - 08:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@19 October 2003 - 16:06
they are obvious red herrings, simply there to divert you.

Thanks for the explanation, I would have wondered about the fish thing otherwise. [/b][/quote]
Indeed.

See how devious "they" can be?

[J'Pol]

I saw two cliffs today. It may have been a double bluff tho&#39;.

[clocker]

Originally posted by JPaul@19 October 2003 - 08:25
I saw two cliffs today. It may have been a double bluff tho&#39;.
JP, I fear that you are picking up some terrible habits from BB.

Or is it the opposite?

Puns are the fast lane to Hell.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker+19 October 2003 - 16:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 19 October 2003 - 16:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@19 October 2003 - 08:25
I saw two cliffs today. It may have been a double bluff tho&#39;.
JP, I fear that you are picking up some terrible habits from BB.

Or is it the opposite?

Puns are the fast lane to Hell. [/b][/quote]
One tries to adapt to ones environment.

Since this thread was started by a punmeister I felt it only right.

In your threads I attempt to adopt an air of stunning .... excuse me the phone is ringing.

[clocker]

Ok.

As you were then.

[J'Pol]

Sorry about that, now where was I, ah

.... helpfulness. You are famed for it, so one feels obliged to follow suit.

[clocker]

We digress.

Let&#39;s keep our eyes on the prize shall we?

I shall only be able to nurture my cult of personality after anna&#33;annamiller&#33; is safely at my side.

She will be the Eva to my Peron.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker@19 October 2003 - 16:40
We digress.

Let&#39;s keep our eyes on the prize shall we?

I shall only be able to nurture my cult of personality after anna&#33;annamiller&#33; is safely at my side.

She will be the Eva to my Peron.
You are absolutely right, nothing should get in the way of your search.

Please keep this to inspire you.

http://www.evitaperon.org/graphics/evp1.jpg

[clocker]

Thank you.

I am touched.

I pray that anna&#33; has better taste in hats....

[J'Pol]

Boab

Have you looked here (http://newcastle.1wyo.net/anna.html)

She may not be in the North of England after all.

[J'Pol]

http://faculty.deanza.fhda.edu/images/milleranna/annamiller1.jpg
.
Or is plastic surgery a possibility. No Tern should be left unstoned

[clocker]

You DO realize that annamiller&#33; is hardly a unique name? In fact, it has been widely rumoured that anna&#33;annamiller&#33; may be a nom de plume.

That may be a distant relative, but it IS NOT my anna&#33;.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by clocker@19 October 2003 - 16:56
You DO realize that annamiller&#33; is hardly a unique name? In fact, it has been widely rumoured that anna&#33;annamiller&#33; may be a nom de plume.

That may be a distant relative, but it IS NOT my anna&#33;.
A nom de plume - what chance do you have.

Have you a glass slipper at all.

[razorsharp013]

This will never get old.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by bigboab@19 October 2003 - 15:55
I&#39;m writing this report to warn any member of the Lounge in case they are approached by strangers with &#39;Offers&#39;.
Thank God I didn&#39;t accept the candy I was offered this morning&#33; :lol:

When BB has found the exact location of Anna&#33; Anna Miller&#33; count me in for the commando action&#33; http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/waffen/violent-smiley-007.gif

[clocker]

This overwhelming show of support has me nearly in tears.

Thank you, thank you all.

With help such as yours how can anna&#33;annamiller&#33; and I not be together again soon?

Now let&#39;s (well you, as I am still recumbant) get out there and search&#33;

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JPaul@19 October 2003 - 15:48
Boab

Have you looked here (http://newcastle.1wyo.net/anna.html)

She may not be in the North of England after all.
Yes thanks JP. This is the first place I looked when I heard that Anna was interested in an old fossil.

As you say I will leave no stone upturned or what was it? Anyway the first place I visited was a remote dwelling in Aspen where the occupier carves out skiis from whalebone. No mean feat considering the amount of whales in Colorado. I think the North of England has been covered by a few of the Lounge members. Although urine was not what I requested.

Nom-De-Plume. Now there is a name to conjure with. I feel a trip to Paris coming on. I am off to pack before I forget. My doctor must be a prophet, he told me I was going to be in continent. Where was that place again?

[NoX]

got no idea what you post meant :blink:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by NoX@19 October 2003 - 19:09
got no idea what you post meant :blink:
Can I assume another area of the north is going to be covered tonight? :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by bigboab@19 October 2003 - 12:03

I feel a trip to Paris coming on. I am off to pack before I forget. My doctor must be a prophet, he told me I was going to be in continent. Where was that place again?
BigBoab,

This absolutely must stop.

NOW&#33;

Think of the children.

[bigboab]

I should imagine most of them must be your children, I dont want to interfere in family matters. Dont shout at me&#33; You are drowning out my can-can music that I am using to learn to dance. :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by bigboab@19 October 2003 - 14:28
I should imagine most of them must be your children, I dont want to interfere in family matters. Dont shout at me&#33; You are drowning out my can-can music that I am using to learn to dance. :lol:
You are not being paid to learn frivolous foreign footwork.

The trail grows cold.

I apologize for the shouting.

Please quit screwing around and bring back my anna&#33; to me, to me
Bring back,
Bring back,
Oh bring back my Anna&#33; to me.....

[bigboab]

Clocker&#33; My flight is not till Tuesday, it is actually Wednseday but I cant spell that.
In the meantime, as you know this area is inundated with golf courses. So I am going round all the courses to see if a golf PRO can SHARE any information with me about the whereabouts of your beloved. Your investment is not being squandered. :rolleyes:

[clocker]

I feel that you are pursuing a hopeless course, but I suppose that it is better than nothing. This Pro person is not a threat.

I know that once anna&#33; sees my now enormous member ( I got carried away and really overclocked it*) no other mortal will do.

Carry on.


* As an added benefit, my new tripod design makes me very stable in high winds....

[bigboab]

I did not say &#39;a hopeless course&#39; Clocker I said a golf course. :rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

you know big boab is always right.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@19 October 2003 - 23:30
you know big boab is always right.
Whats left of him. :lol:

[bigboab]

Clocker I notice Snny has now gone missing. Though he did say he was having connection? problems and could only read the Board. If they have not blindfolded you and you can see the board then Grattis på födelsedagen,Snny. Hope I got that right. Now Clocker you can see you have employed an Internatonal PI of Sean proportions. :lol:

[Guillaume]

So, any news today, bigboab P.I?

And is Higgins really Robin Masters? ;)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Gurahl@20 October 2003 - 09:03
So, any news today, bigboab P.I?

And is Higgins really Robin Masters? ;)
Come on Gurahl&#33; Your getting worse than that old pig of a boss. I am under extreme pressure, what with international espionage and doing tracing work for over-endowed pensioners. The pressure is just getting too much. I have not even read the end script for this one. :(

[clocker]

In your job interview you emphasized your improvisational skills.

That had a lot to do with your getting the position.

Quit whining. It&#39;s not becoming.

[clocker]

New information has arrived bigboab.

You must travel to Baltimore with all due haste.

An interview has been arranged with a man who claims knowlege of anna&#33;annamiller&#39;s&#33; whereabouts.

He doesn&#39;t travel well so you must go to him.

Oh, bring fava beans. Some sort of bribe, I would imagine.
http://www.savannahnow.com/diversions/images/100402/full_dragon.jpg

[bigboab]

Originally posted by clocker@20 October 2003 - 11:44
New information has arrived bigboab.

You must travel to Baltimore with all due haste.

An interview has been arranged with a man who claims knowlege of anna&#33;annamiller&#39;s&#33; whereabouts.

He doesn&#39;t travel well so you must go to him.

Oh, bring fava beans. Some sort of bribe, I would imagine.
http://www.savannahnow.com/diversions/images/100402/full_dragon.jpg
I think boss if I travel to Wales on the way home from Paris I may be able to interview him. I would tend to discount him however because of the way that Anna has interfered with your digestive urinary tract.

[Snee]

Originally posted by bigboab@20 October 2003 - 01:10
Clocker I notice Snny has now gone missing. Though he did say he was having connection? problems and could only read the Board. If they have not blindfolded you and you can see the board then Grattis på födelsedagen,Snny. Hope I got that right. Now Clocker you can see you have employed an Internatonal PI of Sean proportions. :lol:
It comes and goes, :o do you think it&#39;s related to the AM case? :blink: :shifty:

Oh, and thanks again. :D

[clocker]

I think boss if I travel to Wales on the way home from Paris I may be able to interview him. I would tend to discount him however because of the way that Anna has interfered with your digestive urinary tract.
What&#33;

That made no sense, whatsoever&#33;

Are you suffering from the effects of exhaustion, stress or ....drugs&#33;&#33;??

Did you take the time to read the fine print in your employment contract?

You are aware that I have a "zero tolerance" policy?

Please provide a urine sample.
http://www.wonderwoman-online.com/images/pages/Collect/glswhit.jpg

[bigboab]

Originally posted by clocker@20 October 2003 - 12:19

I think boss if I travel to Wales on the way home from Paris I may be able to interview him. I would tend to discount him however because of the way that Anna has interfered with your digestive urinary tract.
What&#33;

That made no sense, whatsoever&#33;

Are you suffering from the effects of exhaustion, stress or ....drugs&#33;&#33;??

Did you take the time to read the fine print in your employment contract?

You are aware that I have a "zero tolerance" policy?

Please provide a urine sample.
http://www.wonderwoman-online.com/images/pages/Collect/glswhit.jpg
The gentleman? in the photo belongs to Wales.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY+20 October 2003 - 12:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 20 October 2003 - 12:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@20 October 2003 - 01:10
Clocker I notice Snny has now gone missing. Though he did say he was having connection? problems and could only read the Board.&nbsp; If they have not blindfolded you and you can see the board then Grattis på födelsedagen,Snny. Hope I got that right. Now Clocker you can see you have employed an Internatonal PI of Sean proportions. :lol:
It comes and goes, :o do you think it&#39;s related to the AM case? :blink: :shifty:

Oh, and thanks again. :D [/b][/quote]
No Snny&#33; Anna just leaves(That was the only way I could word that without causing some sexist remark). I suppose this will start the tears again. Could not the old git just be lacrimally inhibited?

[MUSLEMAN]

did somebody same something about an arab gentelman ahem

[ilw]

annamiller is an anagram of &#39;real mannli&#39;

Clocker i&#39;m afraid you may have been groomed. :rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

i saw anna on richard and judy today.

[bigboab]

Sir I am reporting of my investigations around the many golf clubs in this area, before I depart for Paris. While in one of these clubs I met a Chief of Police who I knew from a club, of which we are both members. Not a Rangers supporters club I may add, though some of the members may be of that persuasion. I took this opportunity to complain to him, on the behalf of your public about the ineptitude of the police in general. The three main points that I put to him were. (1) The disappearance of many of the members of this board, and, that they prevented the abduction of your beloved Anna. Instead they were more concerned about illicit tobacco sales. (2) Why is that the police do not catch anyone involved in major crimes without some member of the public having to help them with their enquiries. After all that is what they are paid for(Not the public). (3) Why did you, at very little expense have to hire an international PI to help recover you precious loved one? (4)Why do the police take so long to arrest murderers when the said murderers are always seen with their heads with a coat or jacket? He did however confirm my theories (Only natural) that an Arab entourage had left the local airport for Paris on a private flight on Sunday. He further offered to accompany me to Paris in order to help. I declined.

I will be making no further reports till I return on Friday (After having visited Wales&#33;). Incidentally do you wish me to get you more bones while I am there? During my absence there will be no more communication to you from me. You can contact my secretary Ms Moneygrabber (Mrs Bigboab) by snail mail with further instructions. Unfortunately my portable contraption is out of order at the moment. This will mean many visits to public conveniences on my journey. Where I will try and importune for the use of a stand in. Unfortunately I will be unable to receive E-Mail.

Your obedient servant

BB

The inability to count is a symptom of Azheimers. This document has been hurriedly written (That obvious, eh?). Therefore the grammatical content may not be all that I desire(Paris in mind here).

[bigboab]

&#39;Bump&#39;

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab@21 October 2003 - 02:07
&#39;Bump&#39;
We&#39;re all still waiting for that happy end, BigBoab&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SensualGardening+18 November 2003 - 08:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 18 November 2003 - 08:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@21 October 2003 - 02:07
&#39;Bump&#39;
We&#39;re all still waiting for that happy end, BigBoab&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi [/b][/quote]
After my visit to Paris. I thought that the contents of my report were too lurid for some of the younger, or apparently younger members of the board at that time. I see that some of them have since disappeared. I could now submit an updated report. But due to Clockers apparent loss of interest in the young &#39;Lady?&#39; I was wondering if this would be advisable. I am still on the investigation. Due to a tip off on Saturday about 4.45p.m. I have been advised to proceed to Amsterdam to cover something concerning a &#39;young&#39; lady there. I am awaiting instructions from Clocker.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 11:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 11:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 08:58
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@21 October 2003 - 02:07
&#39;Bump&#39;
We&#39;re all still waiting for that happy end, BigBoab&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogi
After my visit to Paris. I thought that the contents of my report were too lurid for some of the younger, or apparently younger members of the board at that time. I see that some of them have since disappeared. I could now submit an updated report. But due to Clockers apparent loss of interest in the young &#39;Lady?&#39; I was wondering if this would be advisable. I am still on the investigation. Due to a tip off on Saturday about 4.45p.m. I have been advised to proceed to Amsterdam to cover something concerning a &#39;young&#39; lady there. I am awaiting instructions from Clocker. [/b][/quote]
I can advise you on Amsterdam.

My mother lives there.

And when i go partying, it&#39;s there&#33;&#33;

Aswell as me and my girls favorite shoppingarea, De Wallen.

AllwayTryingToHelpOut-Yogi

Advice1:Leave mrs. BigBoab at Home........

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:34

Advice1:Leave mrs. BigBoab at Home........
I cant. I have her working there. I think it is down near the docks somewhere. :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 11:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 11:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:34

Advice1:Leave mrs. BigBoab at Home........
I cant. I have her working there. I think it is down near the docks somewhere. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Read:GossipTime-The Lounge-Enquirer (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82304&st=30)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SensualGardening+18 November 2003 - 09:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 18 November 2003 - 09:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@18 November 2003 - 11:37
<!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:34

Advice1:Leave mrs. BigBoab at Home........
I cant. I have her working there. I think it is down near the docks somewhere. :lol:
Read:GossipTime-The Lounge-Enquirer (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82304&st=30) [/b][/quote]
Has everybody got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning? Everywhere I look there are cross references. :lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@18 November 2003 - 04:58
Everywhere I look there are cross-dressers. :lol:
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/hypo.gif Time for yer medication again bb.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab+18 November 2003 - 11:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 November 2003 - 11:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:51

Originally posted by bigboab@18 November 2003 - 11:37
<!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 09:34

Advice1:Leave mrs. BigBoab at Home........
I cant. I have her working there. I think it is down near the docks somewhere. :lol:
Read:GossipTime-The Lounge-Enquirer (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=82304&st=30)
Has everybody got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning? Everywhere I look there are cross references. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Opposite:

I stood up with my legs crossed, feeling all crossy, so decided to do a lot of

crossreferences, especially to my own threads&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And it feels good. Crossy......but good&#33;&#33;

CrossYogi