Fugley- Distressing News

[hobbes]

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8 new stories spotted 8:00 Fri Jun 20:

Man Attacked by Shower Curtain
Hillary Signs Books, Melts Protesters With Eye Beam Death Ray
Bush Admits Not Being Elected in '00, Claims Eligibility for '08
Demi Moore's Breasts Still Slowly Sagging
Umpires Discover Cork in Sonia Sosa's Dildo
Man Abandons Goal of Destroying Urinal Cake With His Piss <----- poor Fugs
New Season of The Osbournes Promises OD, Stabbing
Animals Spare Mankind in Narrow Vote


A tragedy, really.

[j2k4]

My God, Hobbes-

Is this all true?&#33;???&#33;? :o

[hobbes]

Originally posted by j2k4@20 October 2003 - 19:29
My God, Hobbes-

Is this all true?&#33;???&#33;? :o
Thankfully not, J2.

As it turns out, the "shower curtain" was provoked into it&#39;s attack. Unforunately, it had been given a lethal injection before this evidence became available.

[j2k4]

So sad.

Such a waste of cheap, opaque plastic&#33; :(

[bigboab]

Originally posted by hobbes@20 October 2003 - 18:21

Man Attacked by Shower Curtain

My god I thought it was curtains for poor Fugs. :(

[hobbes]

Originally posted by j2k4@20 October 2003 - 19:56
So sad.

Such a waste of cheap, opaque plastic&#33; :(
You know what I just remembered&#33;

I am an adult.

Apparently, I am also an adult with a job, as I just got a rather unpleasant phone call reminding me to come to work at my earliest convenience.

http://www.20something.cc/yellowcards/new/officespace_02.jpg

[bigboab]

Originally posted by hobbes@20 October 2003 - 19:07
I am an adult.


That is even more distressing news. :rolleyes:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by bigboab+20 October 2003 - 20:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab &#064; 20 October 2003 - 20:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@20 October 2003 - 18:21

Man Attacked by Shower Curtain

My god I thought it was curtains for poor Fugs. :([/b][/quote]
http://www.ul.ie/~hurling/images/chops2.jpg

Consider this your final warning, punster&#33;

[bigboab]

Originally posted by hobbes+20 October 2003 - 19:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 20 October 2003 - 19:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@20 October 2003 - 20:06
<!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@20 October 2003 - 18:21

Man Attacked by Shower Curtain

My god I thought it was curtains for poor Fugs. :(
http://www.ul.ie/~hurling/images/chops2.jpg

Consider this your final warning, punster&#33; [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by hobbes@20 October 2003 - 19:21
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Headline archive: The Daily Probe (USA)
8 new stories spotted 8:00 Fri Jun 20:

Man Attacked by Shower Curtain
Hillary Signs Books, Melts Protesters With Eye Beam Death Ray
Bush Admits Not Being Elected in &#39;00, Claims Eligibility for &#39;08
Demi Moore&#39;s Breasts Still Slowly Sagging
Umpires Discover Cork in Sonia Sosa&#39;s Dildo
Man Abandons Goal of Destroying Urinal Cake With His Piss <----- poor Fugs
New Season of The Osbournes Promises OD, Stabbing
Animals Spare Mankind in Narrow Vote


A tragedy, really.
Well, it appears that the collapse of Fugley&#39;s spirit has been exaggerated.

[j2k4]

Yes&#33;

Our prayers are answered-OUR PRODIGAL FUGLEY HAS RETURNED&#33;


Lock this, somebody, will you please?