I Need Scandals

[Skweeky]

Ok, listen up. I need scandals, real big scandals everyone knows about, and I need a lot of them.

Next week is the initation rite of out studentsclub, and our theme this year is scandals. We need to write a few sketches.

So far I have:

-Clinton/Lewinsky
-Kennedy/Monroe
-The Dutch soccerteam and that raped girl
-Hugh Grant and the hooker


Anyone got any more ideas?



I need to know by tomorrow and I'm running out of inspiration. I got a lot of things about the english royal family, but that's not well known enough in Belgium...

[scribblec]

blair/bush romance :P

[MediaSlayer]

@skweeky-have you heard of skategate (http://news.bbc.co.uk/winterolympics2002/hi/english/skating/newsid_1861000/1861145.stm)??

[Skweeky]

hmmm....not famous enough, it really has to be something very well known, as the sketches are silent....

What was the story again with that guy who killed himself because of that weapon thing in Iraq and the BBC?

[MetroStars]

David Kelly is guy that killed himself over the war in iraq...


I have got a scandel 2 - how come i can not find a girl that likes her toes sucked

[MediaSlayer]

psst....metro, david kelly was murdered, ok? ;)

[Skweeky]

TY Metro

I like my toes sucked........before my toe nails need clipping, it makes them soft and it's easier to do then :P :lol:

back on subject:



SCANDALS!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

There's that whole Angus Deaton thing where he got caught out and fired for snorting coke and shagging prostitutes.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Jackboots Skweeky Jackboots :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Who is Angus Deaton?


I was more aiming at Hollywood scandals or something, with famous moviestars, involging sex and drugs and preferably alcohol too

[Mr. Mulder]

Who is Angus Deaton?

nobody :lol:

[Spindulik]

Here, include this kid too...
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/swk/ghyslain2.jpg

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 20:29
TY Metro

I like my toes sucked........before my toe nails need clipping, it makes them soft and it's easier to do then :P :lol:

back on subject:



SCANDALS!!!
Looking at the above is this post to do with scandals or sandals? :huh:

How about going back a bit?

Jeremy Thorpe scandal.
Christine Keeler scandal.
The Kennedy drowning of Mary Jo scandal

Even further back, the Lindberg scandal

Bang up to date:- The referee in the Celtic game! :angry:

[MediaSlayer]

Unless a bunch of hollywood stars get together for a drugged-up sex frenzied f*ckfest I don't think you'll find any better than the usual Michael Jackson molesting children holding babies outside balconies type thing.

[DarthInsinuate]

what about Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal

[Rat Faced]

Scandals of Hollywood (http://classicfilm.about.com/library/weekly/aa110702a.htm)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by __eric__@21 October 2003 - 21:34

Who is Angus Deaton?

nobody :lol:
Actually he is the Dwight D. Eisenhower Professor of International Affairs and Professor of Economics and International Affairs at the Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs and the Economics Department at Princeton University.

He is a British citizen, and previously taught at Cambridge University and at the University of Bristol. He is also a corresponding Fellow of the British Academy, a Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, and of the Econometric Society and, in 1978, was the first recipient of the Society's Frisch Medal.



http://www.wws.princeton.edu/~deaton/photos/source%20photos/midsize/jrp0110_139.jpg

[Skweeky]

@ RF: yeah, I did do a google search, but that site is too old. Remember, it's a students activity, we only know things about the last 10 years...or 5....hours...erm...Where am I


@JPaul: thank you for the explanation. What was the scandal?

[thewizeard]

Maybe you should check out the Dutch Royal Family, bound to be a scandal that's interesting for the Belgium folk!

[dingoBaby]

Eddie Murphy and the transvestie hooker.
Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan figure skating scandle.
Anything involving Robert Downey Jr.
I don't know if this made the news in Europe: Joey Butaffucco and Amy Fisher (the Long Island Lolita)

[nikita69]

the Clocker - AnnaMiller saga :lol: :lol:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 20:49
@JPaul: thank you for the explanation. What was the scandal?
JPaul was talking about Angus Deaton.


The scandal involved Angus Deayton, who was the presenter of a BBC satirical quiz/comedy show until he was caught snorting cocaine with hookers.
The situation got so out-of-hand in the tabloid press that the BBC had to axe him as a face-saving exercise.

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 13:33



I was more aiming at Hollywood scandals or something, with famous moviestars, involging sex and drugs and preferably alcohol too
The all time classic...Fatty Arbuckle.

[bigboab]

Could someone tell me if my messages are getting through? I am in a cafe on the left bank, I have this big thing for a laptop and I am getting a lot of interference. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riddler]

Allow me bigboab...........you're in a cafe, wearing nothing but a laptop covering your ' big thing ' while doing the left hand wank ? :o Is that the message or is there some interference going on ?
That sounds rather scandalous to me. :P

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Riddler@21 October 2003 - 23:01
Allow me bigboab...........you're in a cafe, wearing nothing but a laptop covering your ' big thing ' while doing the left hand wank ? :o Is that the message or is there some interference going on ?
That sounds rather scandalous to me. :P
I think you are on the right tracks Riddler. Lots of interference, people sliding down poles etc. It may be a fire station. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Now, here is a prime example of reading before you post.!

I posted Skweeky should get Jackboots :rolleyes:

I thought it said "I Need Sandles" :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

No seriously :unsure:

Jonno B)

[zinc1]

Well there is the one about Premiership league football players gangbanging a 17 year old in a hotel room.
We still don't know who they are yet 'cos they can't be named. :angry:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 13:49
@ RF: yeah, I did do a google search, but that site is too old. Remember, it's a students activity, we only know things about the last 10 years...or 5....hours...erm...Where am I



Skweeky,

Current Hollywood scandals are so predictable and boring. The players are too common and boorish to be expected to behave any other way.

The scandals of old were far more shocking as the public personii (?) involved really were held to a higher standard, thus, when they fell it was truly sensational.

Remember the utter disbelief when you learned that Rock Hudson was gay?
Or that Sally Fields was an alien?

Those were the days.

[scribblec]

the rio ferdinand drug scandal :blink:

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by scribblec@21 October 2003 - 23:23
the rio ferdinand drug scandal :blink:
not really a scandal - just Rio Ferdinand being a bit dippy

[scribblec]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate+21 October 2003 - 23:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DarthInsinuate @ 21 October 2003 - 23:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@21 October 2003 - 23:23
the rio ferdinand drug scandal&nbsp; :blink:
not really a scandal - just Rio Ferdinand being a bit dippy [/b][/quote]
lol the cocain taking drugaholic :lol:


that dont even make sense.... :P :lol: :P

[bigboab]

If this is all true about Rio, then he must be deeply dippy according to this fred.

[zinc1]

What about the one about Her Majesty The Queen feeding her corgis mince meat made from the flesh of commoners.
It is true I read it in the Daily Sport & they never ever lie. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

[silent VI]

Rkelly with those underaged girls

[j2k4]

Fatty Arbuckle-accused rape-murderer.

Errol Flynn and the little girls.

Roman Polanski-drugged and raped a pre-teen.

Kobe Bryant-that&#39;s current.

Michael Moore&#39;s claim to fame-BIG scandal, there.

Oh-

Don&#39;t forget Clocker and the mysterious Anna&#33;annamiller&#33; disappearance-ongoing and unresolved scandal.

[razorsharp013]

Here&#39;s a good one.

Without his big book of answers, much like my childhood teachers the Riddler himself wouldn&#39;t know the answers to his own questions&#33; :P

[uNz[i]]

The Profumo Affair&#33;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/caseclosed/profumo.shtml

It&#39;s got the lot:


Espionage, Russian attaches, political treachery, top-notch Tory politicians.

Sex parties, call girls, secret FBI investigations, lies told in parliament.

The downfall of a cabinet minister, and ultimately the resignation of the British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan.

Welcome to the Profumo Affair.

What more could you want in a scandal? :)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by zinc1@21 October 2003 - 23:36
What about the one about Her Majesty The Queen feeding her corgis mince meat made from the flesh of commoners.
It is true I read it in the Daily Sport & they never ever lie. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
I forfot you address again Zinc. What was it. I would like to make a call on behalf of my fellow club member. :ph34r:

[MediaSlayer]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 October 2003 - 23:13
Now, here is a prime example of reading before you post.&#33;

I posted Skweeky should get Jackboots :rolleyes:

I thought it said "I Need Sandles" :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

No seriously :unsure:

Jonno B)
[late] that is too funny jonno :P i was thinkin it was an english thing and it was a silly thing&#33;

[leonidas]

Not something famous, but I went recently to a trial, a guy was charged for raping his own dogs, a neightbour was testifying that she heard the dogs screamming each day, & some photos of the dogs destroyed anus have been shown during the trial. It was so hilarious :lol: , but when you think about the poor dogs :(

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by leonidas@22 October 2003 - 09:37
Not something famous, but I went recently to a trial, a guy was charged for raping his own dogs, a neightbour was testifying that she heard the dogs screamming each day, & some photos of the dogs destroyed anus have been shown during the trial. It was so hilarious :lol: , but when you think about the poor dogs :(
What the hell is hilarious about that???&#33;&#33;

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by clocker+22 October 2003 - 00:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 22 October 2003 - 00:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 13:49
@ RF: yeah, I did do a google search, but that site is too old. Remember, it&#39;s a students activity, we only know things about the last 10 years...or 5....hours...erm...Where am I



Skweeky,

Current Hollywood scandals are so predictable and boring. The players are too common and boorish to be expected to behave any other way.

The scandals of old were far more shocking as the public personii (?) involved really were held to a higher standard, thus, when they fell it was truly sensational.

Remember the utter disbelief when you learned that Rock Hudson was gay?
Or that Sally Fields was an alien?

Those were the days. [/b][/quote]
What are you talking about? Who is Rock Hudson? :blink:

I&#39;m only 20, I&#39;m still stupid :huh:

(and I believe it&#39;s &#39;personae&#39;)

[lynx]

How about George Michael and...

well just about anybody, I don&#39;t think he&#39;s fussy. :lol:

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 October 2003 - 05:40

What are you talking about? Who is Rock Hudson? :blink:


Either you are pulling my leg or I am older and more irrelevant than I had feared.


You&#39;re probably right re:"personae".

[Skweeky]

Yeah, I have the George Michael one, and also the one about Winona Ryder




clocker....the name rings a bell, but I honestly don&#39;t know the guy....

[thewizeard]

There was a scandal about the popular English actor in The Notting Hill film, but I have forgotten his name.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by nigel123@22 October 2003 - 13:54
There was a scandal about the popular English actor in The Notting Hill film, but I have forgotten his name.
Yeah, that&#39;s Hugh Grant

[clocker]

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 October 2003 - 05:50





clocker....the name rings a bell, but I honestly don&#39;t know the guy....




http://www.homevideos.com/photoscomedy/pillowtalknew.jpeg

Rock Hudson is the one with the dark hair.

[thewizeard]

That&#39;s strange, on top from left to right I read Rock Hudson , then Doris Day...

[leonidas]

Originally posted by Lamsey+22 October 2003 - 12:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey &#064; 22 October 2003 - 12:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@22 October 2003 - 09:37
Not something famous, but I went recently to a trial, a guy was charged for raping his own dogs, a neightbour was testifying that she heard the dogs screamming each day, & some photos of the dogs destroyed anus have been shown during the trial. It was so hilarious :lol: , but when you think about the poor dogs :(
What the hell is hilarious about that???&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
The situation was hilarious, I mean the trial itself, not off course what happened to the dogs.

I think Lamsey & me have some problem of humour-compatibility :lol:

[Guillaume]

If you want a nice and juicy scandal, try to read about why Chirac is still in power when his name has come up in so many corruption affairs... ;)


Oh, wait, I&#39;m not sure you&#39;ll have enough time in your academic year for that... :lol:

[leonidas]

Originally posted by Gurahl@22 October 2003 - 15:55
If you want a nice and juicy scandal, try to read about why Chirac is still in power when his name has come up in so many corruption affairs...&nbsp; ;)


Oh, wait, I&#39;m not sure you&#39;ll have enough time in your academic year for that...&nbsp; :lol:
How could I forgot that :o Damn&#33;

It&#39;s so usual to hear about corruption affairs that you forget about it :huh:

Do you know where I can find his charges list Ghural? (I&#39;m just asking that so I don&#39;t have to borrow books in the library for the next 3 months) :lol:

[Skweeky]

hehe, I think I&#39;ll use the one about that Dutch prince. What&#39;s his name again? Frodo, Frego? You know, the one that wants to get married to that gangster girlfriend

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Gurahl@22 October 2003 - 09:55
If you want a nice and juicy scandal, try to read about why Chirac is still in power when his name has come up in so many corruption affairs...&nbsp; ;)


Oh, wait, I&#39;m not sure you&#39;ll have enough time in your academic year for that...&nbsp; :lol:
No, please tell me it&#39;s not true&#33;&#33;&#33;

Not Jacques "E.U. Savior/Conscience of the Civilized World" Chirac&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

How could it be? The man is a God and a Saint&#33;&#33;


LIES-LIES, I TELL YOU&#33;&#33;

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by leonidas@22 October 2003 - 16:09
Do you know where I can find his charges list Ghural? (I&#39;m just asking that so I don&#39;t have to borrow books in the library for the next 3 months) :lol:
Rachète les différentes éditions du Canard Enchainé de ces 25 dernières années&#33; :lol:

sinon: http://chiraquie.free.fr/escroc.htm ;)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by j2k4@22 October 2003 - 16:11
Not Jacques "E.U. Savior/Conscience of the Civilized World" Chirac&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;[/SIZE][/color][/i] [/b]
You mean Jacques " I blew atom bombs after being elected in 95 and now I&#39;m about to blew up France" Chirac, don&#39;t you? :P Now, that&#39;s where the " angelic aura" comes from: nukes&#33; :lol:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by Gurahl+22 October 2003 - 16:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 22 October 2003 - 16:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@22 October 2003 - 16:09
Do you know where I can find his charges list Ghural? (I&#39;m just asking that so I don&#39;t have to borrow books in the library for the next 3 months) :lol:
Rachète les différentes éditions du Canard Enchainé de ces 25 dernières années&#33; :lol:

sinon: http://chiraquie.free.fr/escroc.htm ;) [/b][/quote]
Le Canard Enchainé.......

Ils sont fous, ces Français&#33;


(Is that even correct, it&#39;s been like 2 years I actually had to write French :huh: )

[leonidas]

Originally posted by j2k4+22 October 2003 - 16:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 &#064; 22 October 2003 - 16:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@22 October 2003 - 09:55
If you want a nice and juicy scandal, try to read about why Chirac is still in power when his name has come up in so many corruption affairs... ;)


Oh, wait, I&#39;m not sure you&#39;ll have enough time in your academic year for that... :lol:
No, please tell me it&#39;s not true&#33;&#33;&#33;

Not Jacques "E.U. Savior/Conscience of the Civilized World" Chirac&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

How could it be? The man is a God and a Saint&#33;&#33;


LIES-LIES, I TELL YOU&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
Chirac is a crafty one, he makes propaganda for himself doing this as the huge majority of french people were against Gulf-War2. But in reality he doesn&#39;t give a shit <_<

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Gurahl+22 October 2003 - 10:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl &#064; 22 October 2003 - 10:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@22 October 2003 - 16:11
Not Jacques "E.U. Savior/Conscience of the Civilized World" Chirac&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;[/SIZE][/color][/i] [/b]
You mean Jacques " I blew atom bombs after being elected in 95 and now I&#39;m about to blew up France" Chirac, don&#39;t you? :P Now, that&#39;s where the " angelic aura" comes from: nukes&#33; :lol:[/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quite right-

"I am Jacques &#39;Never Mind Ze Smell&#39; Chirac&#33;"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Oh-my ribs hurt.......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[leonidas]

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 October 2003 - 16:18
Le Canard Enchainé.......
This is the name of a french newspaper who denonces by the way of caricature all the coruption, & politic frauds.

[leonidas]

:lol: :lol: That&#39;s so funny&#33; In the page Guralh gave me, the list is still under construction, and they say it&#39; s going to take a long time before they finish it.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by leonidas@22 October 2003 - 16:35
:lol: :lol: That&#39;s so funny&#33; In the page Guralh gave me, the list is still under construction, and they say it&#39; s going to take a long time before they finish it.
Too bad they haven&#39;t got the naked pics of Bregançon... :x