Was One Handed Surfing And Came Across This

[Spider_dude]

weirdness (http://Skweeky.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/internetlaunch.php)

[Yogi]

Oops, Skweeky.....


When interviewed by UJ reporters, Skweeky said, "My friends and family will be shocked by this news, but I can no longer pretend to be a by-the-rules average person who they all think I am! I love sex and I can't get enough! If a day goes by without sex, it's a wasted day. Whether it's a stranger I met at a bar, another woman, or 3 men filling every hole at the same time, I'm happy and feel satisfied."

Kind o' makes me see your posts here:

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=75835&st=15

in a totally new perspective.............

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

:o Yogi

[Spider_dude]

also found this

even weirder (http://sexual.gardening.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.php)

[Yogi]

What weird about a weekend of FUN???

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

:'( Yogi

[Spider_dude]

omg look quick.funky (http://Funky.capricorn.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/riaa_support.php)

[Yogi]

Just as weird as:


Spiderdude Shatters Masturbation World Record!
October 22, 2003   

It's official, Spiderdude is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Spiderdude achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Spiderdude remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Spiderdude is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Spiderdude was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Spiderdude said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information

[thewizeard]

I think I better not post in this thread!

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

How do you spell HOAX !
<HOAX> To trick into believing or accepting or doing something.
Play upon the credulity of ...so as to bring about belief in or acceptance
of what is actually false and often preposterous.
Hoax (http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2)
:lol:

[Spider_dude]

sorry nigel (http://nigel.123.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php)you had better not

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by *´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»@22 October 2003 - 13:39
How do you spell HOAX &#33;
<HOAX> To trick into believing or accepting or doing something.
Play upon the credulity of ...so as to bring about belief in or acceptance
of what is actually false and often preposterous.
Hoax (http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=2)
:lol:
it appears once again the special bus has crashed in the longue and the retards are getting off it. ffs everyone knew it was a hoax they didn&#39;t need you to tell them it was a hoax. stfu.

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@22 October 2003 - 14:41
sorry nigel (http://nigel.123.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php)you had better not
That&#39;s exactly what I was afraid of&#33;

:lol:

[Yogi]

A real spoiler is someone hoaxing a hoax, don&#39;t you hoax?&#33;?&#33;

You hoax&#33;&#33;&#33;

:angry: Yogi

[infamousalbo101]

http://www.herbalsmokeshop.com/

[Skweeky]

ROFLMAO&#33;&#33;


I nearly had a heart attack when I read that&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

You&#39;re lucky I&#39;m an open-minded person or I might be offended by this :lol: :lol:


wait, are you calling me a useless junk? <_< <_<

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

it appears once again the special bus has crashed in the longue and the retards are getting off it. ffs everyone knew it was a hoax they didn&#39;t need you to tell them it was a hoax. stfu.
wow, that hurt me :(
Man i would give up all i have to meet you (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/wanker) :angry:

[Yogi]

wow, that hurt me&nbsp;
Man i would give up all i have to meet you&nbsp;

Who&#39;s the wanker here??

In psycologic terms it&#39;s called:

Projection.

From Hyperdictionary:

[n] (psychiatry) a defense mechanism by which your own traits and emotions are attributed to someone else.

Keep on going; that way we will know you very fast&#33;&#33;&#33;

:P Yogi

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@22 October 2003 - 16:03

wow, that hurt me
Man i would give up all i have to meet you

Who&#39;s the wanker here??

In psycologic terms it&#39;s called:

Projection.

From Hyperdictionary:

[n] (psychiatry) a defense mechanism by which your own traits and emotions are attributed to someone else.

Keep on going; that way we will know you very fast&#33;&#33;&#33;

:P Yogi
fuck you yogi, i got told to stfu, why? i am calling him that^ because he was very rude to me, so was you, so go fuck yourself.

[Lamsey]

Any more flames and the thread gets closed, as usual...

Quit it.

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

who is ^that^ addressed to?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by *´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»@22 October 2003 - 16:13
who is ^that^ addressed to?
The people who were flaming. Is this hard to understand in some way?

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

can i have a definition on flaming please? i cant find it in the dictionary.
which one if any was i doing?
[n] the process of combustion of inflammable materials producing heat and light and (often) smoke; "fire was one of our ancestors&#39; first discoveries"
[adj] resembling flame in brilliance or color; "maple trees ablaze in autumn"; "flaming autumn leaves"
[adj] lighted up by or as by fire or flame; "forests set ablaze (or afire) by lightning"; "even the car&#39;s tires were aflame"; "a night aflare with fireworks"; "candles alight on the tables"; "blazing logs in the fireplace"; "a burning cigarette"; "a flaming crackling fire"; "houses on fire"
[adj] very intense; "a fiery temper"; "flaming passions"

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by *´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»@22 October 2003 - 17:24

[adj] very intense; "a fiery temper"; "flaming passions"
Probably this one&#33;

[Lamsey]

Flaming is the act of swearing and throwing around insults.




For example:

stfu u dickhed you no fuk all about it in fact u no shit so stfu bcos u are a wanker and have no life
is flaming.


While

No, I don&#39;t think that&#39;s quite right. If you look on Google you&#39;ll see that it has, in fact, been released ahead of schedule
is not.

[Spider_dude]

ok i started this thread so i can change its direction, here is an old photo i found of Fc while cleaning up my files.

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/FCVulcan.JPG

[Yogi]

...very rude....so was you, so go fuck yourself.

Where was i rude??


And: Tried f*cking myself; my d*ck&#39;s just not long enough.......

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love you too&#33;&#33;

:D Yogi

[Billy_Dean]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@23 October 2003 - 01:38
And: Tried f*cking myself; my d*ck&#39;s just not long enough.......

Really? You should have a word with Clocker.


:)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean+22 October 2003 - 19:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Billy_Dean @ 22 October 2003 - 19:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@23 October 2003 - 01:38
And: Tried f*cking myself; my d*ck&#39;s just not long enough.......

Really? You should have a word with Clocker.


:) [/b][/quote]
No,No,No&#33;&#33;&#33;

It&#39;s not that small&#33;&#33;&#33;

Wouldn&#39;t even have tried fucking myself if i had his "size".............

I sympathise with him though. Really.....

Or do you just mean i could use his "devices" to make an attempt in finally reaching my own ass.........

http://home.earthlink.net/~kvaughn65/shop_vac.jpg
http://www.mpi-hd.mpg.de/galileo/laboratory/mpik-dust-accelerator-laboratory.jpg

Clocker???

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yogi

[Spider_dude]

i dont really remember this thread but that coco guy was a bit of a douche

[twisterX]

w00t w00t w00t. hehehehe

[Yogs]

Classic!:D

[Virtualbody1234]

i dont really remember this thread but that coco guy was a bit of a douche
Wow. You bring back an old thread where Lamsey said to quit flaming with a flaming post.

Good for you!

[Aaron_T]

:lol:

[manker]

Any more flames and the thread gets closed, as usual...

Quit it.
Chroist, I'd have about ten posts if Lamsey was still a mod. Did threads really get closed because of insults.



We need a new heavy handed mod. Sara tries but she's a girl so no-one takes it seriously. Ross is too young and lynx too old. All the rest are either mostly absent, illiterate or bleeding heart liberals.

We need a neo-con mod! Someone who tries to dish the pwnage but ultimately gets cornered because of his antiquated political and social beliefs.

Busyman would be an excellent mod; 'STFU and stop flaming, you're not fit to lick the sweat off my nutsack, thumbarse'.

[Cheese]

I forgot that this board used to be moderated.

If Busyman gets to be a mod I think it is only fair that Peerzy get the job as well. In fact they could share a moderating account, Peerzyman. That would, like, totally own.

[Peerzyman]

STFU or die.

[Cheese]

STFU or die.

Must be Busyman using the account else "die" would have been spelled wrong...

[Peerzyman]

Cheese you fucking wanker!! :@ :01: :@ :01: :@

I reckon Beerzy sounds better :dabs:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Must be Busyman .

I think its manker :unsure:

[Peerzyman]

Must be Busyman .

I think its manker :unsure:You think manker would have a grammar fuck up in his sig.

STFU :dry: :dry: :@

[{I}{K}{E}]

You think manker would have a grammar fuck up in his sig.

STFU :dry: :dry: :@

yes.

[DanB]

hee hee

[Gripper]

blow jawb