Time For Some Honesty And Revelations!

[Yogi]

Let's have a good one here!!

Tell us something shocking, revealing, amazing about yourself that we ALL don't know off......

We want to be knocked off our socks........


My confession:

Once during a footballmatch years ago during the first half i kicked a guy in his nuts deliberatly when nobody watched. Leaving him there srceaming.......
He had it coming.....
He tackled me a dozen times in the first half an hour and i was sick of it.
Happily i don't play football anymore.

[Proper Bo]

I.....I...I don't know how to say this......

































I have a pet cat. I'm sorry :(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I am Gay :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[noname12]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 20:25
I am Gay :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
I think every one saw that one coming.

[Proper Bo]

:P Well there's a surprise!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

So that did'nt shock you??.............Ok.............I have a really small penis :lol: :lol:

Ok I'm not doing myself any favours here :ph34r:

Nikki!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[noname12]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 20:29
So that did'nt shock you??.............Ok.............I have a really small penis :lol: :lol:

Ok I'm not doing myself any favours here :ph34r:

Nikki!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

Jonno B)
That explains the over compensating, but still not shocking.

Improvisasion and Skill, but the problem is not your techneak (sp?)

[DanB]

:ph34r: Censored :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok this is not good..........I may have to prove something here :unsure:

But will get wrong for it :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Oh boy, it's db's fave picture :rolleyes:

[noname12]

Originally posted by SnnY@22 October 2003 - 20:33
Oh boy, it's db's fave picture :rolleyes:
are you sure its not just db's?

[DanB]

Originally posted by SnnY@22 October 2003 - 21:33
Oh boy, it's db's fave picture :rolleyes:
I just found it rather numorous and apt.

For the record I would like to state that this picture is in no way related to Jonno or any part of his anatomy

[Proper Bo]

except his penis ;)

[BAZ_CELEBS]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/shocked_90.jpg
Is that your willy jonno :o

I have never seen one like that :ph34r:

I think i need more beer :lol:

[Yogi]

Jonno!!!


I am Gay


Gay is no problem....Really.


I have a really small penis

It's what you do with it, no probs.....

But Gay With A SMALL penis????

That's not even funny!! How can you tell us something like that???

U think we're a bunch of councelers??

I asked for [/QUOTE]something shocking, revealing, amazing about yourself [QUOTE] , not for a disaster!!!


Really, i will keep respecting you as a upstanding(hahahahaha.....) forummember(hihihihihihihi.....), but that's it!!!
I will never be able to talk to you without thinking of your queer little penis.......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yoghurt.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok I'm counting 5 mins before I prove you wrong about my knob, so anyone wishing for me not to post it has exactly 5 mins to defend me :D

You think I'm joking.............hehehehe :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Why is it so funny that Jonno is happy? :huh: Is that such a terrible thing to be?

And he doesn't have a small penis, I can assure you of that - I think he was trying to deflect some of the shock you all seemed to show when he said he was happy...

[DanB]

A whole new meaning to 'members ickle pics'!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


@ Jonno did you see my disclaimer afterwards? :unsure:

[BAZ_CELEBS]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Sheringham%20surf/jonno_odear_90.jpg

Please Jonno, sort it out mate :lol: :lol:

[noname12]

At this point I would like to add if you show it you will proove 2 things.

1. it is indeed small.

2. that you are gay.

Please refrain from embarasing your self.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 20:42


And he doesn't have a small penis, I can assure you of that -
I rest my casehttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/rock.gif

And she would know :D

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Someone defend the man(or the forum, not sure which) :P

Sorry bad connection, it seems the danger has passed.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by noname12@22 October 2003 - 21:44
At this point I would like to add if you show it you will proove 2 things.

1. it is indeed small.

2. that you are gay.

Please refrain from embarasing your self.
WTF???

Let the man(???) get it of his chest.

Being done with it will probably liberate him AND enlighten us ALL.

[NikkiD]

Yes, SnnY, I have indeed seen it. :D

Hey!! You edited!!! I have to start remembering to use quotes... :blink:

[noname12]

PM him, I am sure he will be more then happy to get it off his chest there...

:blink:

[DanB]

Originally posted by noname12@22 October 2003 - 21:55
PM him, I am sure he will be more then happy to get it off his chest there...

:blink:
How's it on his chest if it's tiny? :rolleyes:

[noname12]

.... Ask him.

[Snee]

Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:55
Yes, SnnY, I have indeed seen it. :D

Hey!! You edited!!! I have to start remembering to use quotes... :blink:
Sorry, I thought you'd take offense to my statement.

I said: "NikkiD, you've seen it haven't you", there, better? :)

[Snee]

Originally posted by danb+22 October 2003 - 21:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 22 October 2003 - 21:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-noname12@22 October 2003 - 21:55
PM him, I am sure he will be more then happy to get it off his chest there...

:blink:
How&#39;s it on his chest if it&#39;s tiny? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
:huh: :lol:

That&#39;s bigboab material right there.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+22 October 2003 - 21:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 22 October 2003 - 21:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 20:42


And he doesn&#39;t have a small penis, I can assure you of that -
I rest my casehttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/rock.gif

[/b][/quote]
http://www.kippenpagina.nl/roosterfly.gif


Chicken&#33;&#33;&#33;

[BAZ_CELEBS]

Well i have lots of secrets,

I put jonno&#39;s pic on a well know web site just now

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/ha_642.JPG

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok, look at yourselfs, here are 4 guys all talking about my penis and you think I&#39;M gay?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Nikki.........hehe, you not suppose to kiss and tell :P :D

@Baz........There goes my overdraft :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY+22 October 2003 - 20:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 22 October 2003 - 20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:55
Yes, SnnY, I have indeed seen it. :D

Hey&#33;&#33; You edited&#33;&#33;&#33; I have to start remembering to use quotes... :blink:
Sorry, I thought you&#39;d take offense to my statement.

I said: "NikkiD, you&#39;ve seen it haven&#39;t you", there, better? :) [/b][/quote]
You&#39;ve seen what? What have you been looking at Sny & NikkiD? This bloody board is not working tonight. I cant get through half the time(Probably a good thing Eh? :P Rest of internet working&#33; :(

[NikkiD]

I would post a picture of Jonno&#39;s *ahem* member myself if you feel you need proof, but then I would have to put myself on moderation for breaking the rules...

BTW - I suppose I should give some earth shattering revelations about myself, considering it is the theme of the thread...

*sigh* here goes...

There were once naked pictures of me posted on the internet.

:ph34r:

I know... horribly shocking isn&#39;t it?

EDIT: @ Jonno - we&#39;ve kissed? :blink:

[noname12]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:05
Ok, look at yourselfs, here are 4 guys all talking about my penis and you think I&#39;M gay?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Nikki.........hehe, you not suppose to kiss and tell :P :D

@Baz........There goes my overdraft :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
I dunno whos the gay one, the ones trying to cover it up, or the one trying to show it.

I think logic is the winner today.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by noname12+22 October 2003 - 22:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (noname12 @ 22 October 2003 - 22:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:05
Ok, look at yourselfs, here are 4 guys all talking about my penis and you think I&#39;M gay?? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

@Nikki.........hehe, you not suppose to kiss and tell :P&nbsp; :D

@Baz........There goes my overdraft :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
I dunno whos the gay one, the ones trying to cover it up, or the one trying to show it.

I think logic is the winner today. [/b][/quote]
Okay, that only makes sense.....

I confess.

I&#39;m more gay then ever.

Even worse; i&#39;m hetero.

And the longer i stay on this board, the more gay i get.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok you pushed me to it (and I&#39;m pished) soooooooooo

Edit:......Too late :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[noname12]

:) Use your logic my friend.

But unfortunatly you missed the logic the first time

[Yogi]

Definition
gay (HAPPY)&nbsp; [Show phonetics]
adjective OLD-FASHIONED
1 happy:
We had a gay old time down at the dance hall.

2 If a board is gay, it is bright and attractive:
The boards were gay and full of people.
See also gaiety; gaily.

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner&#39;s Dictionary)

[leonidas]

Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:38
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/shocked_90.jpg
What do those abbreviations mean ?

I just understand What tha fuck, that&#39;s all. :huh:

[noname12]

Homosexual = a particular member of the KL board that decided to do something more homosexual then visiting brighton on the weekend or going to soho at night.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 22:12
Ok you pushed me to it (and I&#39;m pished) soooooooooo

EDIT: Jonno removed the original... I have to remove the other, cause of board rules...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Aaaah&#33; The wonder of Photoshop &#33; :lol:

edit:BTW, Welcome back BAZ&#33; :)

[BAZ_CELEBS]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:12
Ok you pushed me to it (and I&#39;m pished) soooooooooo

EDIT: Jonno removed the original... I have to remove the other, cause of board rules...

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/shocked_90.jpg

[Yogi]

Jonno, you lied.......

Not very gay(see above) of you........

[DanB]

Originally posted by SnnY@22 October 2003 - 22:01
That&#39;s bigboab material right there.
:blink: :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I don&#39;t believe you gits quoted it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[BAZ_CELEBS]

OMG, .... / ... I feel a Rubber Fly comming on :o :blink:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 22:18
I don&#39;t believe you gits quoted it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
And saved it too, for blackmai...erm...nevermind&#33;

:lol:

[NikkiD]

@ Gural - Photoshop? That&#39;s all Jonno baby...

[infamousalbo101]

i shot my friend in the leg by mistake twice

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 22:21
@ Gural - Photoshop? That&#39;s all Jonno baby...
Well, thank you, I used the photoshop hypothesis to reassure myself&#33; http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/cry.gif

[Gemby!]

i am a danger to all animals

my rabbit lost her ear - it fell off

and my fish has one huge eye and the other is real small :blink:

i am also really clumsy

and i ...dunno im young and aint lived yet :D

[Snee]

Originally posted by danb+22 October 2003 - 22:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 22 October 2003 - 22:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@22 October 2003 - 22:01
That&#39;s bigboab material right there.
:blink: :blink: [/b][/quote]
I meant it was funny, and a pun-like thing, that&#39;s exactly what he would have said if he&#39;d seen it first.

Oh and people, think of the children&#33; :angry: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Gurahl.............You can blackmail me all you like, I think I&#39;ve proved I&#39;m not shy about it :P

@Nikki..........Hehe, you know it girl :D

Jonno B)

[BAZ_CELEBS]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@22 October 2003 - 21:24
i shot my friend in the leg by mistake twice
How did you do it twice?, i think you meant it :lol:

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS+22 October 2003 - 17:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BAZ_CELEBS @ 22 October 2003 - 17:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@22 October 2003 - 21:24
i shot my friend in the leg by mistake twice
How did you do it twice?, i think you meant it :lol: [/b][/quote]
:blink: nahh i was playing with it then i shot at him then i droped it and it shot at him agian :P

[Gemby!]

you dont have to lie on here

but i do suggest you go seek help for shooting your pal on purpuse :)

[Smith]

wait jonnos gay?

omg

damn well now i need a new idol :P

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Mr JP Fugley@22 October 2003 - 23:03
I am a Clinical Psychologist.
Aaahhh, you are in a clinic while you are a psycologist??

That&#39;s sad......

Hope they treat you well.......

:( Yogi

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Mr JP Fugley@22 October 2003 - 22:03
I am a Clinical Psychologist.
What do you say to your patients? "Your Shit"? Very clinical. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:42
And he doesn&#39;t have a small penis
I can second that :D

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Skweeky+23 October 2003 - 00:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 23 October 2003 - 00:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:42
And he doesn&#39;t have a small penis
I can second that :D [/b][/quote]
Well, everyone on this board can now&#33; :lol:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 22:06

*sigh* here goes...

There were once naked pictures of me posted on the internet.

:ph34r:

I know... horribly shocking isn&#39;t it?


:o :o :o I am so shocked........Nikki....YOU??? :o :o :o


ok, today&#39;s bad thing:

There was this guy being a total jerk in the pub, so when he ordered a new pint and went to the bathroom the bartender and I peed in it :lol:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by Gurahl+22 October 2003 - 18:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 22 October 2003 - 18:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Skweeky@23 October 2003 - 00:21
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:42
And he doesn&#39;t have a small penis
I can second that :D
Well, everyone on this board can now&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
Yeah, but he could have picked a more flattering picture... or maybe I should?

:devil:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky+22 October 2003 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 22 October 2003 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:42
And he doesn&#39;t have a small penis
I can second that :D [/b][/quote]
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/rock.gif

Heh, Skweeky , you missed it :lol: :lol:

@Gurahl.....cheers :lol: :lol:

@Nikki.......erm........ :ph34r: Really? :unsure:

Jonno B)

[TheFilePirater]

ehh this is sick....i got kicked out of school for sexual harrasment..

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 18:35
@Nikki.......erm........ :ph34r: Really? :unsure:

Not that I don&#39;t like that one, I have a few favourites. :)

But you know that I can&#39;t post unedited ones. So you&#39;re safe :)

[ljossberir]

I pretended to have hallucinations for about two years, and pretended I was basing my life decisions off of them.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 23:43


But you know that I can&#39;t post unedited ones. So you&#39;re safe :)
Nothing to do with my ammo then :P

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Your ammo?

[leonidas]

Originally posted by leonidas+22 October 2003 - 22:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leonidas @ 22 October 2003 - 22:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BAZ_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:38
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/shocked_90.jpg
What do those abbreviations mean ?

I just understand What tha fuck, that&#39;s all. :huh: [/b][/quote]
someone could tell plz?

[BAZ_CELEBS]

Please Jonno keep your ammo in your pants :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Not that :rolleyes: Oh never mind cos you know I would&#39;nt anyway :)

Jonno B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by leonidas@23 October 2003 - 00:00

someone could tell plz?
PMSL=Pi&#036;&#036;ing Myself Laughing

LMAO= Laugh/ing my ass off

OMFG= Oh My F***ing God

So now you know and never have to look stupid again :rolleyes: :lol:

Jonno B)

[leonidas]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+23 October 2003 - 01:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 23 October 2003 - 01:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@23 October 2003 - 00:00

someone could tell plz?
PMSL=Pi&#036;&#036;ing Myself Laughing

LMAO= Laugh/ing my ass off

OMFG= Oh My F***ing God

So now you know and never have to look stupid again :rolleyes: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Thank you renegate :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by leonidas@23 October 2003 - 00:07

Thank you renegate :lol:
Do you mean Renegade? :unsure: Why am I that?...........Me&#39;s an angel :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Must be the bike and a vague memory of Reno Raines http://ibelgique.ifrance.com/cinedestin/seriesam/lerebelle/lerebelle.jpg

I said vague...

[Skweeky]

hehehehehehehe, I used to fancy that guy when I was a teenager :lol: :lol:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Skweeky@23 October 2003 - 01:15
hehehehehehehe, I used to fancy that guy when I was a teenager :lol: :lol:
And I was jealous of his hair&#33;

Still am, actually... :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

erm.........Pitty the bike makes him look so small :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Skweeky............Just look away and into my sighttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@23 October 2003 - 01:19
erm.........Pitty the bike makes him look so small :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Skweeky............Just look away and into my sighttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

Jonno B)
oooh, is that the bike Baz and I will be riding on with Easter? :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Bike???............But you were talking about my......................Ooooooohhhh, I seeeeeee, Chopper :rolleyes: Sorry :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[sArA]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+23 October 2003 - 01:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 23 October 2003 - 01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@23 October 2003 - 00:07

Thank you renegate :lol:
Do you mean Renegade? :unsure: Why am I that?...........Me&#39;s an angel :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Maybe he means reprobate or even retrograde&#33;

[leonidas]

Originally posted by Gurahl@23 October 2003 - 01:13
Must be the bike and a vague memory of Reno Raines http://ibelgique.ifrance.com/cinedestin/seriesam/lerebelle/lerebelle.jpg

I said vague...
Exactly. ;) :)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+23 October 2003 - 00:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 23 October 2003 - 00:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-leonidas@23 October 2003 - 00:07

Thank you renegate :lol:
Do you mean Renegade? :unsure: Why am I that?...........Me&#39;s an angel :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
i think he meant degenerate, which would be just plain nasty. :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok now I think you guys are just making words up <_<

So am I a degenerepregade :blink:

Jonno B)