Attack Dog: Enter At Your Own Risk!

[dingoBaby]

Can anyone recommend some good dog training websites? Just adopted a dog from the animal shelter and he is in need of some training. I would like him to become a viscious, man eating attack dog. Think he has what it takes? Meet Frankie (that was his name at the shelter so we decided to keep it)


http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/frankie.jpeg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He is a very cool little dog. Lots of attitude for a little fellow.

[wormless]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 06:21
Can anyone recommend some good dog training websites? Just adopted a dog from the animal shelter and he is in need of some training. I would like him to become a viscious, man eating attack dog. Think he has what it takes? Meet Frankie (that was his name at the shelter so we decided to keep it)


http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/frankie.jpeg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

He is a very cool little dog. Lots of attitude for a little fellow.
our hes so cute! looks too cute to be man eating lol

[Damnatory]

Mine could use alittle training too. She's alittle too, how should I say it, comfy?

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/damnatory/Precious.JPG

EDIT: Yes, before you ask, that is a Cat collar. :lol: She's too small for a dog collar.

[dingoBaby]

I know he'll never be an attack dog. He has a pink collar and is terrified of our other pet, the evil Buster.

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/buster~sleep-1.jpeg

Here is a better shot of Frankie.

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/frankie1-1-1.jpeg

By the way, I know you are all jealous of my fabulous orange courderoy couch. It has been retired to my office per the demands of my fashion consious better half. She always gets her way ;)

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by wormless+24 October 2003 - 01:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (wormless @ 24 October 2003 - 01:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 06:21
Can anyone recommend some good dog training websites?&nbsp; Just adopted a dog from the animal shelter and he is in need of some training.&nbsp; I would like him to become a viscious, man eating attack dog.&nbsp; Think he has what it takes? Meet Frankie (that was his name at the shelter so we decided to keep it)


http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1sn7o/frankie.jpeg

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

He is a very cool little dog.&nbsp; Lots of attitude for a little fellow.
our hes so cute&#33; looks too cute to be man eating lol [/b][/quote]
Thats what I thought about my ex-wife ;)
Meaner than a junkyard dog however&#33;


P.S. Awsome dog Dingo&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie

[Riddler]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@24 October 2003 - 00:01
Thats what I thought about my ex-wife ;)
Meaner than a junkyard dog however.
Again I think we may have married twin sisters the first time around brotherdoobie &#33; :lol: :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Riddler+24 October 2003 - 02:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 24 October 2003 - 02:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@24 October 2003 - 00:01
Thats what I thought about my ex-wife&nbsp; ;)
Meaner than a junkyard dog however.
Again I think we may have married twin sisters the first time around brotherdoobie &#33; :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Evil twin sisters&#33;


Peace brotherdoobie

[Riddler]

:lol: Without a doubt &#33; http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Whip.gif

[CrumbCat]

Frankie has just become a member of the family and is already sleeping on the back of the sofa? :lol:

BTW - Buster looks like one fine feline&#33;

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[dingoBaby]

Originally posted by CrumbCat@24 October 2003 - 03:14
Frankie has just become a member of the family and is already sleeping on the back of the sofa? :lol:

BTW - Buster looks like one fine feline&#33;

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The inmates run the asylum here at the dingo house. :lol: :lol:

Poor Frankie is getting fixed this morning. :(

[titey]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 09:24
Poor Frankie is getting fixed this morning. :(
:o Explain to him that yer about to let someone slice his nards off........if&#39;n he understands, you&#39;ll have that "viscious, man eating attack dog" you wanted&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

:blink: An&#39; who could blame &#39;im?

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

Forget training your dog to become a maneater, instead feed him on a mixture of sheep chit and spring water (must be near nuclear reactor) and after 12 months you get a zombie dog like my boy Buster.


http://www.you-are-a-huge-nerd.com/public/freepix/bust.JPG

[dingoBaby]

I was just kidding about the attack dog thing. He is actually scared of his own shadow. I was walking him last night and he started shaking and crying. He saw our shadows and was trying to hide from them.

He is so cool and I am happy we were able to rescue him. There were so many sad dogs at the shelter, mostly pit bulls that were abandoned. We wanted to take all of them. :(

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 17:02
I was just kidding about the attack dog thing. He is actually scared of his own shadow. I was walking him last night and he started shaking and crying. He saw our shadows and was trying to hide from them.

He is so cool and I am happy we were able to rescue him. There were so many sad dogs at the shelter, mostly pit bulls that were abandoned. We wanted to take all of them. :(
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/thmbup.gif

[titey]

:rolleyes: Well anyway dingo.... in response to yer training question....Uncle Matty (http://www.unclematty.com) is pretty well-known in the US.... you might try his site. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/pup.gif

[dingoBaby]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 12:10
:rolleyes: Well anyway dingo.... in response to yer training question....Uncle Matty (http://www.unclematty.com) is pretty well-known in the US.... you might try his site. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/pup.gif
Thanks Titey. That is what I am looking for. He&#39;s 2 years old and he responds to Sit and Come, but not to Stay or Lay Down. He knows to ask to go out to do his business but he will randomly pee on the floor sometimes. We (my girlfriend and I) need to do some work with him.

[titey]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 11:19
He knows to ask to go out to do his business but he will randomly pee on the floor sometimes.
:huh: Well if&#39;n he&#39;s as skitish as you say.... maybe that&#39;s just on account of nerves.

Hopefully once he&#39;s a bit more comfortable in his new home that will correct itself. :unsure:

:D As small as he is, I thought he was still a pup.... didn&#39;t realize he was already full-grown.

[dingoBaby]

Yes he is tiny, only about 12-15 pounds. He&#39;s a chiuaua mutt. Not sure what the other part is altough oddly enough he has paws and some markings like a german shepard.

[titey]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 11:44
He&#39;s a chiuaua mutt.
:P Oh.... from the pics, I thought he looked like an Australian Shepherd.
http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gif (that&#39;s why I thought he was still a pup.)

Now wonder he&#39;s so jittery.... I&#39;ve never seen a chihuahua that wasn&#39;t. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif

[dingoBaby]

Listen to this. We went to pick frankie up from the vet, after his "procedure" and the vet told us he noticed somthing funny with Frankie&#39;s legs. He did an xray and it turns out the poor dog broke his hip some time ago. It has healed but not very well. I noticed right away when we first brought him home that his hips appereared to be stiff but thought it might have been from being caged up for a month at the shelter.

Turns out, the vet thinks someone beat the dog and broke his hip. The ball joint on his right side was actually shattered. How f@cking sick it that?&#33; The dog weighs all of 7 lbs&#33;&#33;&#33; What kind of evil, terrible, no good, low life sicko would do that to an animal? :angry: :angry: :angry:

I am just glad that he is a tough little guy and we are able to give him a good home. :)

[bigboab]

Sorry to hear about your dog. Unfortunately Dingo there are a lot of these low lifes around. Your tax is probably feeding them in more ways than one. :(