Advance In Medicine

[bigboab]

Advances in Medicine

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims
it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himslf a stiffone.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives
new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashion
stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount &
Do.

The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered: over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast
implants and viagra than was spent on Alzhemiers disease research. It is
beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to. :rolleyes:

[Billy_Dean]

So they've finally found a decent replacement for the cocaine!

I can't wait, do you know if it's out in beta?




:)

[brotherdoobie]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Peace brotherdoobie

[AussieSheila]

:P Hey cool! Does this mean I can stop looking for a man with a brain and a penis and enough blood supply to run both, and just feed them pepsi and concentrate on the brain part?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[blade1356uk]

It gives a all new meaning to stiff drink lol

[lynx]

Originally posted by bigboab@24 October 2003 - 08:28
It is beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to. :rolleyes:
So you are thinking of going ahead with the breast implants, BB? :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by lynx+24 October 2003 - 12:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 24 October 2003 - 12:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@24 October 2003 - 08:28
It is beleived that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with huge breasts and erection who cant remember what to
do with them. I just cant think who they are referring to. :rolleyes:
So you are thinking of going ahead with the breast implants, BB? :lol: [/b][/quote]
I am tucking them into my belt already. :lol:

I was in my local Chinese estabilishment the other night. The girl behind the counter had a geat big grin. I asked her what she was grinning for. She said that Tony Blair had just said on the TV that the whole country would have an big election next year. I still dont understand why she was grinning. :huh:

[titey]

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/smokeing.gif I&#39;ve never had a need for Viagra m&#39;self.... ....but I&#39;d still like to know more bout them other meds of yers bb. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/hypo.gif

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 14:00
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/smokeing.gif I&#39;ve never had a need for Viagra m&#39;self.... ....but I&#39;d still like to know more bout them other meds of yers bb. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/hypo.gif
Actually I am just back from the trick cyclist this morning Titey. He has given me another six months supply. That is really good news, it means I am going to last another six months. :P He also said that I was not trying hard enough, I think that was what he was talking about. He said something about committal. :unsure:

[titey]

.
:huh: Uh.... what&#39;s a "trick cyclist"?

If&#39;n he insists that you&#39;ve not commited y&#39;self to to bein hard, then maybe you need that new Pepsi stuff. :D

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 14:22
.
:huh: Uh.... what&#39;s a "trick cyclist"?

If&#39;n he insists that you&#39;ve not commited y&#39;self to to bein hard, then maybe you need that new Pepsi stuff. :D
I cant spell psychiatrist.

[Icey]

Originally posted by blade1356uk@24 October 2003 - 12:16
It gives a all new meaning to stiff drink lol
:lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@24 October 2003 - 08:24
I cant spell psychiatrist.
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif Obviously&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey+24 October 2003 - 14:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 24 October 2003 - 14:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@24 October 2003 - 08:24
I cant spell psychiatrist. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif Obviously&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif [/b][/quote]
No I dont think thats it. I was closer. :D

[titey]

.
:unsure: What were we talkin about?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 14:34
.
:unsure: What were we talkin about?
I will arrange an appointment for you. It is free over here. :lol:

[titey]

.
Appointment for what? :blink:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 14:43
.
Appointment for what? :blink:
Dont you worry about it. I will arrange for someone to take you there and bring you back. If they let you come back. :lol:

[titey]

Wait.... where&#39;s "there"? :huh: :ermm: Where&#39;s here?http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifWho am I? http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/crazyeyes.gif

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 14:50
Wait.... where&#39;s "there"? :huh: :ermm: Where&#39;s here?http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifhttp://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/space.gifWho am I? http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/crazyeyes.gif
Settle petal. I will be back later. :rolleyes:

[titey]

.http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sticktongue.gif Okey-dokey&#33;














Beeebbl-beeeebl-beeebl-bbrrrb.... http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/drool.gif