I Am Cleverer Than You.

[chalice]

Dog gone fact to the maximum.

Sorry about that. Don't get upset.

[megabyteme]

Sorry. This thread must have been left for someone else.

[IdolEyes787]

I saw what you did there,how you spelled maximom wrong.
Very clever.

[megabyteme]

Be vewy vewy quiet, Idol. chalice is huntin' spastics... huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Here comes one now...

[Quarterquack]

Yes, yes. I'm here.

[chalice]

Hey, I was just posting wot everybody else was thinking.

Get over it, girlies.

[Quarterquack]

I'm so happy I've finally met someone who can voice my opinion on behalf of me. Quick, here's a tough one, what am I thinking about now?

[megabyteme]

Based on yer title there, I'm thinking, "elusive penuses"...

[Quarterquack]

Based on my signature, you can have a second association between myself and male genitalia.

[megabyteme]

What a man does with his salami is a private matter. Charcuterie is a bit of a hobby for me. Symbolism, or not, cured meats (can) rock!

[Artemis]

Dog gone fact to the maximum.

Sorry about that. Don't get upset.

Wot ? I R betterer than you, deal with it ! :blink:

[Snee]

Dog gone fact to the maximum.

Sorry about that. Don't get upset.

I'll concede that you're probably not dumber, that's as far as I'll go. Cleverer, I dunno.

[chalice]

Dog gone fact to the maximum.

Sorry about that. Don't get upset.

I'll concede that you're probably not dumber, that's as far as I'll go. Cleverer, I dunno.

Who are you trying to kid, Snny.

I am he as you are he as you are me.

And we are all together.

[Snee]

I'm on to me?

[100%]

I forgot what i was going to say.

[chalice]

Be vewy vewy quiet, Idol. chalice is huntin' spastics... huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh


No hunting required. They flutter down and perch on my internets like backward burdies all of their own accord.

I feel like Mary Poppins or something. Mary Poppins if she was a comprehensively handsome cunt.

Come to think of it, Mary Poppins was a bit of a cunt anyway.

[megabyteme]

They flutter down and perch on my internets like backward burdies all of their own accord.

I now see the error of my ways. I thought they might take flight, but now I see they come to be euthanized. Somehow, deep down, they realize they are a burden to themselves and society as a whole. Yer really an angel of mercy. God's work, like.

[chalice]

Yeah, God would get pwned too.

Bring on God.

[pentomato]

Be vewy vewy quiet, Idol. chalice is huntin' spastics... huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh


No hunting required. They flutter down and perch on my internets like backward burdies all of their own accord.

I feel like Mary Poppins or something. Mary Poppins if she was a comprehensively handsome cunt.

Come to think of it, Mary Poppins was a bit of a cunt anyway.


Both of you go get a room already, nobody wants to read any more of your love story, ah the love birds it must be the spring, it always brings the faggs out.

[chalice]

Spring brings the faggs out?

You're clearly confusing a season with your dad being released from prison.

[Artemis]

ah the love birds it must be the spring, it always brings the faggs out.

Did someone mention coffee :rolleyes:

[IdolEyes787]

You can clearly see that faggs is the plural of fag because of the multiple gees.

[chalice]

I have nothing against bundles of sticks. They're perfectly fine.

Jebus, this is the 21st century.

[IdolEyes787]

So it's perfectly OK to burn faggots then?

[chalice]

Only if you're really, really cold.

[IdolEyes787]

I think that goes without saying.

[chalice]

Doesn't really, though, does it.

You're forgetting who you're dealing with.

I chew these words before I transmit them.

[chalice]

And they taste clever.

[IdolEyes787]

I would find that witty but TV controls poo already said something similar .

[chalice]

:sadwalk:

[Artemis]

So it's perfectly OK to burn faggots then?

It's not very environmentally friendly though now is it ? For such a lentil slurping tree hugger I'm surprised you would suggest it ?

[pentomato]

Spring brings the faggs out?

You're clearly confusing a season with your dad being released from prison.

Are you thinking about the time your dad came out of prison? Because that only happens in your town, so relax, the tittle is your fag.

[pentomato]

And they taste clever.

Go cut an artery

[chalice]

Spring brings the faggs out?

You're clearly confusing a season with your dad being released from prison.

Are you thinking about the time your dad came out of prison? Because that only happens in your town, so relax, the tittle is your fag.

Anglais, sil vous plait.

[Artemis]

........nobody wants to read any more of your love story, ah the love birds it must be the spring, it always brings the faggs out.



Are you thinking about the time your dad came out of prison? Because that only happens in your town, so relax, the tittle is your fag.

You do seem to have a fascination with adding extra letters to words, or are you trying to create your own unique spastic language ?
Insult do have so much more effect when actually spelt correctly, as so much is lost in the translation of figuring out what the fuck you are going on about that the original point is lost!

Learn to speeky the english you spastic cunt!

[megabyteme]

the original point is lost!

There was an original point? :blink: That seems very improbable... Not going to attempt to decipher what it possibly could have been, but seems like a wild stretch of the imagination. You feeling ok, Art?

[chalice]

The original point was...for everyone to kick back and have some fun and fall about in palsys of delight watching me be me.

And for me to win.

[Artemis]

the original point is lost!

There was an original point? :blink: That seems very improbable... Not going to attempt to decipher what it possibly could have been, but seems like a wild stretch of the imagination. You feeling ok, Art?

Naughty boy, taking a part of a post out of context to examine without looking at the structure of the whole sentence. Your mummy should have taught you better than that.


Insult do have so much more effect when actually spelt correctly, as so much is lost in the translation of figuring out what the fuck you are going on about that the original point is lost!

Or to translate since you seem to be having an off day, an insult loses it's effect if you are forced to decipher the contents.

Hope the brain swelling goes down soon.

[megabyteme]

Just saying that if there is nothing of substance being said, Webster's won't help.

Telling pento how to clarify its posts is like me giving my 1-month olds lessons on sprinting. Until they learn to walk (or in pento's case- crawl), these lessons won't be of much use.

[Artemis]

.......Telling pento how to clarify its posts is like me giving my 1-month olds lessons on sprinting. Until they learn to walk (or in pento's case- crawl), these lessons won't be of much use.

Hihee, I can actually see you as an obsessive compulsive soccer dad :blink:

[megabyteme]

Nah. Whatever they get interested in is up to them. I promise I won't make them practice for more than 6 hours a day. Well, 10 on weekends... :D

Regardless, my kids will be doing it WAY before you will be able to get a discernible sentence out of pento.

We are on the same side here, you just have more hope for pento than I ever will. :P