I Am Cleverer Than Chalice.

[Tv Controls you]

I will reel the spastic cunt right into my trap, like.

Who is more clever, like.
Vote, like.

[chalice]

You win.

I've been clevered clean outta the water.

[Tv Controls you]

You win.

I've been clevered clean outta the water.

Do you think I'm some kind of spastic cunt?

I know your trying to trick me into believing that I have already defeated you, like.

Your clever Chalice, but aren't as clever as the Tv, like. :P

[chalice]

You're not a TV.

You only think you're a TV.

[Tv Controls you]

You're not a TV.

You only think you're a TV.

That is very clever of you to notice such a detail, like.

If you haven't noticed yet, I have voted for you as well.
Two can play at this spastic game, like.

[chalice]

When you grow up, you might be able to approach my game.

Stop trying to eat your yo-yo.

[Tv Controls you]

When you grow up, you might be able to approach my game.

It appears despite your age, you have fallen into my game, like.

[chalice]

As I say, you win. You lured me in and knocked me spark out.

I just don't know if I'll ever recover from this. I can feel the onset of Parkinson's already, like.

[Tv Controls you]

As I say, you win. You lured me in and knocked me spark out.

I just don't know if I'll ever recover from this. I can feel the onset of Parkinson's already, like.

Saying this information is correct, what is my reward?

[chalice]

You get to change my nappies.

[Tv Controls you]

Only a spastic would need help with such a simple process, like.

[chalice]

Yeah, I already said that you kicked me clean into spastichood. You're pissing on a corpse.

I'd feel sorry for myself if I was clever enough.

[Tv Controls you]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:58-dN018EN8mWM:http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/~spastic.gif

[chalice]

No, wait...

Seems I win after all. Who'd a thunk it!

Even against the rope-a-dope, he dances through.

[Tv Controls you]

No, wait...

Seems I win after all. Who'd a thunk it!

Even against the rope-a-dope, he dances through.

Your right you win... You have defeated me.

I am no longer a rope-a-dope, like.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg

[chalice]

Y'know, I actually think you might have stormed the beach successfully.

The Nazis should've bored the fuck out of the invading allies at Dunkirk.

We'd all be speaking Kraut now, innit.

[chalice]

I want to change my vote.

[megabyteme]

The attempt to rig the poll (by calling chalice a spastic in the poll option) seemed like a trick that would be done by television programmers. Since you have clearly stated that television is a mind control device, I saw through your trick. Since I was able to see through your attempt at trickery, I have to deem you non-cleaver.

chalice wins my vote since he is not non-cleaver.

[Tv Controls you]

Since you have clearly stated that television is a mind control device, I saw through your trick. Since I was able to see through your attempt at trickery, I have to deem you non-cleaver.

I want to change my vote also, megabyteme is the most clever.

[megabyteme]

That's who I was going to vote for, but didn't see the option. :(

[The_Martinator]

Spastic FTW!!

[QPD]

i am tempted to create a dupe to vote again for chalice...

[enoughfakefiles]

Where's the STFU Manker option :angry:

[IdolEyes787]

Who is more Cleverer?


:unsure:

[anon]

i am tempted to create a dupe to vote again for chalice...

Yet you asked me to vote for Tv Controls you (which I did) :dry:

[megabyteme]

Is this poll being run in the state of Florida, per chance? :unsure:

[Tv Controls you]

It would seem as if I am giving the spastic a run for his money, like.

[l33tpirata13]

i voted for tv controls you, like. i dont know what the fuck is going on like, but i still voted, like.

[kallieb]

Imitation is a form of flattery so I presume this is because you admire him. Not that you may see it this way, but I'll say it anyway....Wanting to be like Chalice is not the same as besting him. You're not a good imitator of him by any means. Try being original and then give it a go.

[chalice]

Et tu, IKE? Fair enoughski. Your acronym is going down in my massive black book.

When I think of all I've done for you, too. It makes me sick to my stomach.

Unrequited love. Is there any other kind?

[chalice]

Btw, this fred is never going away.

It's like the best thing that ever happened to me since my granny cut my finger off.

Oh, the memories.

She's sorry now, though. It all comes round.

[chalice]

Coming in at a close second, was the time my grandfather ate my other finger.

Oh, how we laughed. And choked.

On my other finger.

[chalice]

My mother only ever took occasion to break my remaining digits on the anniversary of her mother's departure.

Bless her.

[chalice]

Didn't stop the rest of the family from river-dancing on my head, though.

[chalice]

Hardest Working Man In Show Business.

Hai thenk yew.

[chalice]

If'n I don't get a vote from Idol, then her and I are finito.

And she complains about flumps fucking up her life.

[IdolEyes787]

I voted for James Brown.


I feel good.

[chalice]

Get on downs.

[IdolEyes787]

Like a sex machine.

[chalice]

Steady on there, Glitter.

[IdolEyes787]

Now your just being silly.
Btw I would vote but I'm waiting for a sure winner before I do so I can be sure to be on the side favoured by God.

[IdolEyes787]

Shut up megabyteme.

[chalice]

You had to go and mention that cunt God, didn't you.

She and I have had words. She says she's staying the fuck outta Dodge.

I'll slap her about a bit and see if I can't drag her back in.

[chalice]

Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that
you are perfecting
Oh, I can't help quoting you
Because everything that
you said rings true
And now in my cell
(Well, I followed you)
And here's a list of who I slew

Reggie Kray - do you know my name ?
Oh, don't say you don't
Please say you do, (oh) I am :

The last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
International playboys
And in my cell
(Well, I loved you)
And every man with a job to do

[IdolEyes787]

God Morrissey same thing.

[chalice]

Quite.

:happy:

[IdolEyes787]

2zg9gYIta-E

[chalice]

Fantastic. True story.

This is the closest I'll ever get to an approximation of a sketch of a fleeting glance at happiness.

Let me have it, youse cunts.

[chalice]

Sometimes I make myself physically ill at how clever I am.

[chalice]

Then I think...

That'll be the Bohemia again, innit.

[chalice]

Goodnight.

You've been a lovely audience.

[enoughfakefiles]

Goodnight :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

He's mad because I wasn't polite and went to bed without telling him.
Goodnight John Boy.

[chalice]

Goodnight, Mary Ellen.

Stop fingering that other one with the ginger hair.

[BradleyPittock]

Your right you win...

What's left.

[Tv Controls you]

You win.

I've been clevered clean outta the water.

That is what is left

[BradleyPittock]

I guess he didn't see what I did there. :(

[Quarterquack]

No, he didn't.

Although, I find it amusing that the poll leans towards chalice's favor, even with the spastic comment up there. Does that mean that people like chalice regardless of any demeaning descriptions, or whether people vote in favor of spastics regardless of the person being called out as one?

[BradleyPittock]

No, he didn't.

Although, I find it amusing that the poll leans towards chalice's favor, even with the spastic comment up there. Does that mean that people like chalice regardless of any demeaning descriptions, or whether people vote in favor of spastics regardless of the person being called out as one?


I think the more likely reason is that TV is complete bell-end, and not very bright with it either.

[chalice]

Bump. Of Course.

Why is 'cleverer' perfectly acceptable, yet 'cunninger' not?

Not only do I witness a spastic eat her own liver in this thread, but I also get to coin a new word.

It just couldn't've wurked out any bettererer.

Ker-fucking-ching.

[IdolEyes787]

Cunninger is acceptable mouth breather.
I am more cunninger than pentomato even when comatosy.

[chalice]

Comma comma comma comma comma, camelion.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

[IdolEyes787]

Comma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get when you mess with us.

[chalice]

Commas you are.

[megabyteme]

It's kinda sad, really, the number of people who can't comma due to botched vasectomies... :( at least their sentences won't be reproduced.

[chalice]

There commas a time in every man's life when he just has to give paws.

Relax, youse cunts. Don"t do it.

When you wanna comma.

[IdolEyes787]

Comma take a little of my heart now baby.

[IdolEyes787]

Signing off now got to go do some Crunchy Frogs which is no where near as fun as it sounds.
Don't stay out past your curfew.

[megabyteme]

Later, commakaze.

[chalice]

Wiper At The Gates Of Spawn.

[megabyteme]

I knew you'd comma in hand-y.

[Artemis]

Btw, this fred is never going away.

It's like the best thing that ever happened to me since my granny cut my finger off.......



You said that about the Sez laughs at disabled people fred and where is that now ?

Liar!

[chalice]

Btw, this fred is never going away.

It's like the best thing that ever happened to me since my granny cut my finger off.......



You said that about the Sez laughs at disabled people fred and where is that now ?

Liar!

You cut me deep, Shrek.

I wasn't lying. It hasn't gone away. It's only sleeping. I only ever bump it when she tries to post here. I keep it for special occasions. Like champagne.

I bloody well love that thread. True story.

[chalice]

Bumpety.

I think we can all safely conclude now that this thread was a back-fire on a par with France.

Oui Oui? Not in my fucking soup, thank you very much.

[Snee]

*bump*

Good thread. I give it five stars.

Well thought out, nicely executed.

[Tv Controls you]

lol, still scared to come to the bittorrent section I see...

You bumping my successful fight vs chalice only makes me stronger...

[Snee]

lol, still scared to come to the bittorrent section I see...

You bumping my successful fight vs chalice only makes me stronger...
Yes. I've not made a single post there since. Totally.

As for this thread, I'm well impressed with how you cunningly lost the vote and got put down repeatedly.

http://www.ashlux.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/great_success.png