Trade Descriptions

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I bought a 1kg bag of Broken Biscuits for 99p.

I sit here eating them and what do I find............A Whole one :angry:
I bought these cos they are Broken.......I do not expect to find Whole/Unbroken Buscuits in this product.

I am very annoyed and will be contacting the manafactureres asap to get a full refund and replacement :angry:

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 02:21
I bought a 1kg bag of Broken Biscuits for 99p.

I sit here eating them and what do I find............A Whole one :angry:
I bought these cos they are Broken.......I do not expect to find Whole/Unbroken Buscuits in this product.

I am very annoyed and will be contacting the manafactureres asap to get a full refund and replacement :angry:

Jonno B)
I understand You must be going crackers Jonno. :lol:

Edit. I like a dry sense of humour.

[noname12]

Meh, We face defected items daily, just go out side and you'll see them, yeah the ones with two legs.

I wrote a letter to the manufacturer all I can say is dont hold your breath, as you can see the defects are still here.

I hope this lifts your spirits... :)

[bigboab]

I think you have set a poser here Jonno. How can you replace broken biscuits. With broken biscuits
Thanks very much!
That will keep me awake for the rest of the night. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@BB.......No dude, Buscuits, as in chocolate and custard creams :rolleyes:
Although I quite fancy some cheesy bikkys :)

@NN.....I went outside and the only thing I could see with 2 legs was a bird........so who do I write to about that......??.........He was defective..........He did&#39;nt go tweet when Iasked him to <_<

Hehe, BB & NN :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[email protected], I want more broke ones, if they hav&#39;nt got any then they will have to break some good ones :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 02:32
@BB.......No dude, Buscuits, as in chocolate and custard creams :rolleyes:
Although I quite fancy some cheesy bikkys :)

@NN.....I went outside and the only thing I could see with 2 legs was a bird........so who do I write to about that......??.........He was defective..........He did&#39;nt go tweet when Iasked him to <_<

Hehe, BB & NN :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Jonno was he a defective like I am an international defective of repute? Or was there just something not right about him? There is a similarity here methinks. :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well he was defective in the way he would not speak to me..........it may have been cos he was flat on the drive.......but I think it was just a design fault <_<

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 02:38
Well he was defective in the way he would not speak to me..........it may have been cos he was flat on the drive.......but I think it was just a design fault <_<

Jonno B)
We dont have flats on our drive. One or two semis and a few terraced houses. Design is OK. I think I should go to bed. Getting daft as houses. :D

good Night all. :rolleyes:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by bigboab@26 October 2003 - 03:45
good Night all. :rolleyes:
Pleasant dreams, BB&#33;

[hobbes]

Jonno,

Could you please tuck Bigboab in for us tonight and give him an extra sedative. Well, by tuck in, I actually mean strap in, as he appears a bit agitated tonight.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Night BB.........*Locks door* :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

@Hobbes..........You look scary with that cheerful avatar :unsure:

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 03:50
Night BB.........*Locks door* :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

@Hobbes..........You look scary with that cheerful avatar :unsure:

Jonno B)
Clocker made me take it and he also forced JPaul into a new one. We cannot resist, we must not resist "the clocker". See the "new avatar thread".

Oh shit, here he comes, must post now, before he arrives&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I can resist "The Clocker" cos I never understand what he says so there&#39;s no threat :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit: ......I just found another whole one............right&#33;&#33;&#33; Thats it.......I&#39;m gonna smash them up with a hammer, there wont be any whole ones then :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: <<Maniacal laughter

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 04:01
:lol: :lol: :lol: I can resist "The Clocker" cos I never understand what he says so there&#39;s no threat :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
That is why you are "the Jonno".

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by hobbes@26 October 2003 - 03:04

That is why you are "the Jonno".
Yeah but he sounds like a timepiece...............I sound like a Toilet :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+26 October 2003 - 04:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 26 October 2003 - 04:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@26 October 2003 - 03:04

That is why you are "the Jonno".
Yeah but he sounds like a timepiece...............I sound like a Toilet :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
lol

[JONNO_CELEBS]

AHA.............stumped ya :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 04:05
I sound like a Toilet :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
What? :blink:

You make watery noises when pressed upon? :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well if you hold my lever and move it up and down I will eventually flush :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

TMI Jonno... TMI :lol:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 04:16
Well if you hold my lever and move it up and down I will eventually flush :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
OI&#33; I&#39;m a straight guy&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swearani.gif



TMI? :blink:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Gurahl+26 October 2003 - 04:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 26 October 2003 - 04:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@26 October 2003 - 04:16
Well if you hold my lever and move it up and down I will eventually flush :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
OI&#33; I&#39;m a straight guy&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/swearani.gif



TMI? :blink: [/b][/quote]
I do not understand your German profile&#33;

[namzuf9]

Has somebody got a spare pair of pants they can lend me, I just peed mine laughing&#33;
Damn I really fell like a pack of biccys now.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by hobbes@26 October 2003 - 04:23
I do not understand your German profile&#33;
It&#39;s not german&#33; It&#39;s alsatian ( nothing to do with dogs&#33; :P )

It means (roughly translated) " I speak the way my beak has grown" (very roughly translated&#33;) It embodies our love for our own language and our straightforward manners...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@26 October 2003 - 03:18
TMI Jonno... TMI :lol:
erm...............YEAH .........T.........M........I...........get it you lot :blink:

Does anyone know what she means??? :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Gurahl+26 October 2003 - 04:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl &#064; 26 October 2003 - 04:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@26 October 2003 - 04:23
I do not understand your German profile&#33;
It&#39;s not german&#33; It&#39;s alsatian ( nothing to do with dogs&#33; :P )

It means (roughly translated) " I speak the way my beak has grown" (very roughly translated&#33;) It embodies our love for our own language and our straightforward manners...[/b][/quote]
I did not mean to be disrespectful, but it looked German to my eye, and certainly not French.

Care to give me some information so I don&#39;t appear so ignorant the next time?

@Jonno- no clue.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by hobbes@26 October 2003 - 04:35
I did not mean to be disrespectful, but it looked German to my eye, and certainly not French.

Care to give me some information so I don&#39;t appear so ignorant the next time?

No offense taken. I do not feel like typing it all tonight (long story) so I&#39;ll just give you a link (http://www.terroirs-of-france.net/english/...ce/histoire.htm (http://www.terroirs-of-france.net/english/regions/alsace/histoire.htm) )...


So anyone knows what TMI mean?

[NikkiD]

TMI = Too Much Information...

:rolleyes:

[Keikan]

Gee whiz you wasted 99 pence...... :o :(

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by NikkiD@26 October 2003 - 07:37
TMI = Too Much Information...

:rolleyes:
TMI

[J'Pol]

Jonno

I meant to say. You do realise that for some people who cannot afford the ready broken biscuits, they also supply biscuits which you have to break yourself.

I usually get these towards the end of the month, I don&#39;t really mind the extra mastication.

[bigboab]

I have just woken up after having great difficulty sleeping last night, for various reasons.:-

1. I was left alone downstairs watching the Omen. Actually I was accompanied by a few tinnies. All of a sudden the back door handle was turned two or three times. While I was in the toilet changing, Ms Bigboab (Did you expect me to do it?) investigated and found out that it was a cat who comes to our door regularly to get fed.

2. Jonno posts about his broken biscuits. I spent the next two hours giggling like a wee school girl and was accused by Ms Bigboab of losing the plot :unsure: . I have now got in my mind the following happening on Monday morning:-


SCENE:

Supermarket in Fakenham (Norfolk UK). Monday morning. Manager&#39;s office.

SCRIPT:

Manager. Yes duck(Local endearment for everybody :P )what can I do for you?

Local Biker. Well I purchased this item in your shop on Saturday(Duck, You got the idea. I won&#39;t repeat it)

Manager. What is wrong with it?

Biker. It is not broken.

Manager. Picks up the phone and phones security.

Biker. I want a replacement.

Manager. But we are not in the habit(Unless he comes from Walsingham. A wee joke for Jonno :lol: ) of replacing undamaged goods.

Arrival of security to end this silly nonsense that I have written. Don’t do that again Jonno&#33; Especially in the wee hours of the morning

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@26 October 2003 - 06:37
TMI = Too Much Information...

:rolleyes:
Ohhhhhhhhh I seeeeeeee :rolleyes:

Why was it too much info?........I was merely talking about masturbation :lol: :lol: :lol:

@JPaul.........yeah but they don&#39;t sell those round here, we have to put up with the quality of broken ones :( :lol: :lol:

@BB....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

May I suggest a solution to your problem, Jonno?

http://www.ropamall.com/images/hammer.jpg

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@26 October 2003 - 17:03
May I suggest a solution to your problem, Jonno?

http://www.ropamall.com/images/hammer.jpg
Thats really is very harsh. The chap was only discussing his biscuits.

Remember he recently had to spend a whole night without a fag, it has affected him badly.

[mrcall1969]

The biggest Trades Description abuse is Pizza Huts £5.49 all you can eat buffet, the gits dont let you take doggie bags away :angry:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@26 October 2003 - 17:27
The biggest Trades Description abuse is Pizza Huts £5.49 all you can eat buffet, the gits dont let you take doggie bags away :angry:
I don&#39;t think it means all you can eat .... ever.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by JPaul+26 October 2003 - 18:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 26 October 2003 - 18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@26 October 2003 - 17:27
The biggest Trades Description abuse is Pizza Huts £5.49 all you can eat buffet, the gits dont let you take doggie bags away :angry:
I don&#39;t think it means all you can eat .... ever. [/b][/quote]
It doesn&#39;t say it&#39;s not though ;)

[TheDave]

does all you can eat mean i can get a family size pizza which would cost more than that at a real pizza shop :o

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by TheDave@26 October 2003 - 19:36
does all you can eat mean i can get a family size pizza which would cost more than that at a real pizza shop :o
Yes...but they wont let you take it home..and they want £5.49 off everyone..thieving gits&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by JPaul@26 October 2003 - 16:21


Remember he recently had to spend a whole night without a fag, it has affected him badly.
I like Hammers :)


Hehehehehehehehehehe :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+26 October 2003 - 19:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 26 October 2003 - 19:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@26 October 2003 - 16:21


Remember he recently had to spend a whole night without a fag, it has affected him badly.
I like Hammers :)


Hehehehehehehehehehe :ph34r:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Do not replace F*s with broken biscuit Jonno. The fact that they are broken does not reduce the calorie content. If you put on weight and encounter another defective biscuit you will become a coronary case. Plus the fact you will only manage one pic in you sig and have to get one of those tricycle thingimmies. :lol: :lol:

Edit. What has happened to Snny? Where has he gone?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

erm..........yeah :blink: Actually, those pics were taken in the summer just gone and I&#39;ve lost weight since...........only about 3lbs :lol: Nah about half a stone (7lbs) not intetionally mind........but I think I need to drink more so I get it back :D I&#39;m wasting away here, I&#39;m down to 15.5 stone :blink: (217lbs) I think :blink:

So now you can tell I&#39;m bored cos I&#39;m just talking shite really so I&#39;ll have to shut up at somepointorIthinkI&#39;mgonnagomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Smith]

lol jonno. i feel for ya :lol: :lol: :lol:

a couple days ago i bought a bottemless bag of penuts and i finished em in 15 min <_< :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@27 October 2003 - 01:21
lol jonno. i feel for ya :lol: :lol: :lol:

a couple days ago i bought a bottemless bag of penuts and i finished em in 15 min <_< :lol:
What is it that gives me this feeling that you opened the other end to get them out. :huh: