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IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 10:49 PM
Looking for invite to tracker.Must have stuff.Good stuff .Not exactly sure what stuff but must be good stuff.
Also good community but no spam or idiots .And no one with usernames beginning with C or V.
Pretimes not important because most people are slow anyway.Also packs not an issue since I already have a nice green one from WalMart.
Proofs happily given on creation of account.
Thank you.

Quarterquack
04-16-2010, 10:51 PM
You'll need to tell us more about why you need it, how you would use it, why you aren't content with the trackers you have right now etc. If you think you could just walk in here as soon as you hit 20 posts and request an invite to a hard to get into tracker, you're wrong.

Show us who you really are, and maybe someone can relate to you and invite you.

darkside2
04-16-2010, 10:52 PM
I can help you .... but I have to make an interview with you first :dry:

anon
04-16-2010, 10:53 PM
Looking for invite to tracker.Must have stuff.Good stuff .Not exactly sure what stuff but must be good stuff.
Also good community but no spam or idiots .And no one with usernames beginning with C or V.
Pretimes not important because most people are slow anyway.Also packs not an issue since I already have a nice green one from WalMart.
Proofs happily given on creation of account.
Thank you.

Give an speedtest with an upload speed of at least 100MB/s and 27 unedited ratio proofs, and it's yours.

Before you ask, it's because they guarantee you'll be a good member.

darkside2
04-16-2010, 10:55 PM
Looking for invite to tracker.Must have stuff.Good stuff .Not exactly sure what stuff but must be good stuff.
Also good community but no spam or idiots .And no one with usernames beginning with C or V.
Pretimes not important because most people are slow anyway.Also packs not an issue since I already have a nice green one from WalMart.
Proofs happily given on creation of account.
Thank you.

Give an speedtest with an upload speed of at least 100MB/s and 27 unedited ratio proofs, and it's yours.

Before you ask, it's because they guarantee you'll be a good member.
you forget about his processor and Ram proof :O

superjojo
04-16-2010, 10:55 PM
And not forget to give the profile links.

anon
04-16-2010, 10:55 PM
The speedtest must be done from your home connection, since you'll eventually end up using that even if you have a seedbox.

IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 11:00 PM
Looking for invite to tracker.Must have stuff.Good stuff .Not exactly sure what stuff but must be good stuff.
Also good community but no spam or idiots .And no one with usernames beginning with C or V.
Pretimes not important because most people are slow anyway.Also packs not an issue since I already have a nice green one from WalMart.
Proofs happily given on creation of account.
Thank you.

Give an speedtest with an upload speed of at least 100MB/s and 27 unedited ratio proofs, and it's yours.

Before you ask, it's because they guarantee you'll be a good member.
I think I can manage that but one question, the speedtests and proofs do they necessarily have to be mine?

Also like to add I've now decided I will only accept sites that have at least two ** in them .Other than that I'm not fussy.

In before the lock.

anon
04-16-2010, 11:06 PM
I think I can manage that but one question, the speedtests and proofs do they necessarily have to be mine?

You can steal them from others - shame that won't end up nice if you're caught.


Also like to add I've now decided I will only accept sites that have at least two ** in them .Other than that I'm not fussy.

**N sounds exactly like what you need.

IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 11:07 PM
Geez it's true people here really are mean.It's been like 10 minutes and still no invites.
I promise to be a good member.

Quarterquack
04-16-2010, 11:09 PM
I disagree, anon. I'm willing to bet my left liver, that Idol would be most suited for **CK, being Canadian and all.

IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 11:15 PM
Any with a C or V there?

Quarterquack
04-16-2010, 11:16 PM
No, but you're welcome to call every member Cunt.

eMoneyBags
04-16-2010, 11:17 PM
i have one spare invite to Lu**. PM me with a speedtest of atleast 1.21 Gigawatt upload and it's yours.

IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 11:19 PM
Wot's bigger like a Gigwatt or a centipede?


No, but you're welcome to call every member Cunt.

I do that already .

Now I'm getting really pissed off what is the use of being a member of this fucking site if you can't get any fucking invites

SFW version

Now I'm becoming mildly perturbed what is the use of being a member of this wonderful site if you can't get any blessed invites.

karachidude
04-16-2010, 11:26 PM
lol :D

waeldiab
04-16-2010, 11:27 PM
DVD stuff is it ok with you ?

IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 11:27 PM
If if helps I know how to enclose stuff.Flacks and umm HB .
I also have a massive library that I want to share but unfortunately it's on my work computer where I have more free time so you will just have to take my word for it.
I'm also VIP on several sites that don't require anything but money to be VIP at .

I've also never been banned at a site unless I really deserved it.

Fishy2
04-16-2010, 11:29 PM
ok so new stuffs or old stuffs ?

Just checked full of C's and V's and only 1 * sorry bud

Take it the birthday is going well :-)

IdolEyes787
04-16-2010, 11:32 PM
DVD stuff is it ok with you ?

No I buy that from Chinese type people.At least they look Chinese they might actually be Vietnamese or maybe Korean.
Anyway they aren't Black so I know the stuff is probably legit.


ok so new stuffs or old stuffs ?
No need to get all technical on me now.
I prefer sort of oldish new or maybe newish old.

OK here is proof of my music and video libraries.

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/recordstore460.jpg

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2009/04/10/20090410_musicstore_33.jpg

As you can see I'm extremely well organized .I've even taken the time to properly display and label everything alphabetically .
And don't pay any attention to the person in the second picture ,that's only my Mom.

pro267
04-17-2010, 12:10 AM
Could you photograph yourself dancing the Hula with a 360 series mainframe on your head please?

I consider all people who can do that implicitly trustworthy.

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 12:47 AM
Kahiko or auana?

pro267
04-17-2010, 01:09 AM
Kahiko or auana?
I used wiki to translate that. Came up with "who gives a fuck?"

Tv Controls you
04-17-2010, 01:36 AM
I used google and it meant ancient or modern.

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 12:37 PM
No Pro267 had it right.

cinephilia
04-17-2010, 12:40 PM
i want everyone to know that i do not approve this thread.

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 01:21 PM
i want everyone to know that i do not approve this thread.

It's people like you ,up on your high horse ,nose in the clouds , with your "look I know things about music and art and films and stuff", always thinking you are better than everyone else ,that have totally ruined this forum for the honest little guys like moi.:snooty:

If anyone knows of a site that has Foreign movies that have been remade by Hollywood using good American actors like Nic Cage or Paul Walker or Rob Schneider so that the films make more sense please PM me.

Cabalo
04-17-2010, 01:33 PM
You almost had it, but you forgot to say pleas (plz would do the trick too).
I don't invite rude people, that's why I only invite people from FST.

QPD
04-17-2010, 01:35 PM
Fuck you Idol, i almost believed you!!!

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 01:44 PM
You almost had it, but you forgot to say pleas (plz would do the trick too).
I don't invite rude people, that's why I only invite people from FST.

Then pleas shut the fuck up.Wrap your tiny brain around that one Norman*.


*Reference to original Star Trek series episode "I Mudd"
"Everything I say is a lie. I am lying"
"But if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth ..but you can't be telling the truth if everything you say is a lie...but" and then you head starts to smoke.
Of course being presented with the options at breakfast "Scrambled or sunny-side up " probably has the same effect.


Fuck you Idol, i almost believed you!!!

Plese do not spam my thread. Just because you don't have a life doe not give you the right to waste mine.

I think I might start my own blog where I can just say stupid things and insult people at my leisure.
I hear it's the in thing.

cinephilia
04-17-2010, 02:04 PM
It's people like you ,up on your high horse ,nose in the clouds , with your "look I know things about music and art and films and stuff", always thinking you are better than everyone else ,that have totally ruined this forum for the honest little guys like moi.:snooty:
well, i'm french, aren't i? :unsure:

The_Martinator
04-17-2010, 02:20 PM
GL, bro, you deservesys itz!!

karachidude
04-17-2010, 02:31 PM
lol :D

DATTER
04-17-2010, 03:27 PM
Yup, pay me something like 100.000$ and i will invite you.

QPD
04-17-2010, 03:31 PM
I think FTN is what you seek.PM me with your e-mail.

They have the best funny section in the forums...

anon
04-17-2010, 04:13 PM
I've also never been banned at a site unless I really deserved it.

By definition, neither have I :lol:

superjojo
04-17-2010, 05:26 PM
If someday I'll get invites to FTN, FSC, E^^^^ or HDBits
I'll give them to you :)

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 06:12 PM
Great I'm sure that will all happen around the same time you finally realize that naming your right hand Jessica isn't the same thing as having a real girlfriend.

superjojo
04-17-2010, 06:14 PM
Lol

Aristocles
04-17-2010, 06:15 PM
Please video yourself explaining the EPR paradox, in the Navajo language; send me your full address and telephone number- both cellular and landline; type a ten thousand word exegetical post as to why you want an invite; then hope.

After completing this, go the irc channel. . .

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 06:27 PM
I don't have a video camera.If I just draw pictures of myself doing all that will that be good enough for the first part?

http://i39.tinypic.com/33utnj7.jpg

And one quick question about the ten thousand word exegetical post as to why you want an invite.
Do you want like a bunch of different words or is simply putting "because" ten thousand times good enough?

cinephilia
04-17-2010, 06:31 PM
brevity is the soul of wit.

Aristocles
04-17-2010, 06:50 PM
I don't have a video camera.If I just draw pictures of myself doing all that will that be good enough for the first part?

http://i39.tinypic.com/33utnj7.jpg

And one quick question about the ten thousand word exegetical post as to why you want an invite.
Do you want like a bunch of different words or is simply putting "because" ten thousand times good enough?

LOL. The picture is great. Just what I needed, as I have been down in the dumps since turning 44 Thursday :O

From national level powerlifter to fat old man :angry:

Take Care Amicus!

Fishy2
04-17-2010, 06:51 PM
Best thread in a long time :cheers:

DATTER
04-17-2010, 07:42 PM
I don't have a video camera.If I just draw pictures of myself doing all that will that be good enough for the first part?

http://i39.tinypic.com/33utnj7.jpg

And one quick question about the ten thousand word exegetical post as to why you want an invite.
Do you want like a bunch of different words or is simply putting "because" ten thousand times good enough?

Damn, you are ugly! :sick:

IdolEyes787
04-17-2010, 07:47 PM
The laugh is on you that's really a picture of your mother.

Tv Controls you
04-17-2010, 08:14 PM
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6608/34007068.jpg

I drew you a picture to help you with your request.

QPD
04-17-2010, 08:55 PM
you guys ran out of medication...

senegal
04-17-2010, 09:01 PM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/cpc7747/untitled-9.jpg



ME

cinephilia
04-17-2010, 09:14 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/25ksu8z.png

Tv Controls you
04-17-2010, 09:20 PM
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1129/35214693.jpg

Was this what I was supposed to do with that picture senegal?

senegal
04-17-2010, 09:29 PM
this is so lame!

Tv Controls you
04-17-2010, 09:33 PM
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/660/tvowning.jpg

Sorry just got photoshop cs5 leak... Its also portable :P. lol

superjojo
04-17-2010, 10:22 PM
This could be best avatar ever.

Quarterquack
04-17-2010, 10:29 PM
If someday I'll get invites to FTN, FSC, E^^^^ or HDBits
I'll give them to you :)

...

For some reason, I don't think you were joking.

superjojo
04-17-2010, 10:37 PM
If you think of logic theory, my sentence is an implication.
An implication is true in three of four cases.
Let us say A implies B. This statement is true in all cases except when the first one is true and the second one is false.
Since I probably won't get this invitations, A is false and the statement is true.
Therefore, I wasn't joking.:D

FreeCandy
04-18-2010, 02:52 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/25ksu8z.png

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3074/filold7020c.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/filold7020c.jpg/)

Vinceftw
04-18-2010, 12:10 PM
You'll need to tell us more about why you need it, how you would use it, why you aren't content with the trackers you have right now etc. If you think you could just walk in here as soon as you hit 20 posts and request an invite to a hard to get into tracker, you're wrong.

Show us who you really are, and maybe someone can relate to you and invite you.But that worked perfectly fine a little over two years ago with even a lower post count! :P
good luck to the op! you really deserve it!

IdolEyes787
04-18-2010, 01:34 PM
OK this is clearly not working out and requesting a tracker with stuff is maybe asking too much so I've decided to amend my request and will settle with one with things .
And instead of good I'm am willing to bite the bullet and now put up with quasi-mediocre so films with Shia LaBeouf and anything by Jay-Z are now in the mix.
However because of me more than meeting everyone halfway on this I now except everything at unspecified tracker to be either yellow or lime green and happy.
And in addition to "C" and "V" I am also now adding the name Thomas and any variation thereof (Tom ,Tommy, ) to my no fly list.

Under the circumstances I feel( and I am sure you will all agree) I am being more than reasonable and I know you will all come through.
Thanks in advance , as vinceftw so astutely put it I really deserve it ,your comrade in bt Idol.:)

PS no further spam pleas .If I haven't already made it infinitely apparent, I am totally against ,and will not tolerant that kind of thing and those defiling my sincere request for my dreamz tracker with but reported and probably severely reprimanded or something.

PPS I really really need your help as all other trackers but the one you will give me are shite I can't afford both blu-ray and diapers for my triplets it was my nanna's dying wish for me to be a member of that tracker you are all very good people and I will do my bestest to return your generosity in kind.:)

PPPS no French people please .:)

anon
04-18-2010, 04:32 PM
*image*

Sorry just got photoshop cs5 leak... Its also portable :P. lol

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9836/boomzr.jpg

Quarterquack
04-18-2010, 06:38 PM
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5185/lolpwnd.png

I fail at photoshop. Not really, I fail at photoshopping in 30 seconds.

IdolEyes787
04-18-2010, 07:19 PM
I seriously don't see how any of this is helping my request. http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/party/party_42.gif

If something doesn't happen soon I will just have to go back to calling Rart a cunt.

senegal
04-18-2010, 07:49 PM
send me your mail.

IdolEyes787
04-18-2010, 07:56 PM
You mean like the flyers or just the bills?

Tv Controls you
04-18-2010, 07:57 PM
You mean like the flyers or just the bills?

No just ship over the Playboy magazine.

senegal
04-18-2010, 08:01 PM
You mean like the flyers or just the bills?

U asked for a good stuff/community. I'll give u one.

brightsid
04-18-2010, 08:02 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/axlam8.jpg
http://tinypic.com/r/axlam8/5
Sorry for hijacking your request but,
I've been working really hard the last few days. Is there any new special tracker I have to check Idol?

offtopic I'm obviously late but happy birthday

IdolEyes787
04-18-2010, 11:13 PM
You mean like the flyers or just the bills?

U asked for a good stuff/community. I'll give u one.

So let's get this straight , you were lying then when you offered to pay my bills?:angry:



http://tinypic.com/r/axlam8/5 Is there any new special tracker I have to check Idol?

offtopic I'm obviously late but happy birthday

Fucked if I know brightsid,it's not like I make a study of this sort of thing.
Speaking of fucked ( and mostly to myself) you know I just read an article about how otherwise proper women in high profile positions are beginning to swear a lot more in some sort of weird display of gender empowerment .
So how come then when I ( a guy) do it I just show my bad upbringing and total lack of social grace?:unsure:

And thanks , please let me know when your birthday is you I can be inconsiderately late with the well wishes too.:rolleyes:

Btw big thanks for nothing everybody, I think I'm going to buy a tracker just so I can have the satisfaction of not giving out invites to all of you.

I wonder how much they want for ScL?

cinephilia
04-18-2010, 11:18 PM
i'm working hard to be naturalized as an american citizen in order to be allowed to post in this thread.

^true story.

IdolEyes787
04-18-2010, 11:33 PM
You're French so just do the usual thing,seduce some pathetic housefrau ,marry her and then heartless dump her as soon as you get your citizenship..
Mon (Depar)dieu have movies taught you nothing?

http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/green_card_ver2.jpg

Maybe I should request a French tracker ,it doesn't seem to take any intelligence to get into one of them.

karachidude
04-18-2010, 11:44 PM
lol :D

DATTER
04-19-2010, 01:42 AM
The laugh is on you that's really a picture of your mother.

Oh really?

Look at a photo of your mother:
http://i39.tinypic.com/97p9us.jpg

Oh shit, that's your father, im sorry. :unsure:
Here's the right one of your mother:
http://i39.tinypic.com/2hmok8j.jpg

brightsid
04-19-2010, 06:19 AM
Speaking of fucked ( and mostly to myself) you know I just read an article about how otherwise proper women in high profile positions are beginning to swear a lot more in some sort of weird display of gender empowerment .

In public or just in their private moments? :whistling



So how come then when I ( a guy) do it I just show my bad upbringing and total lack of social grace?:unsure:

There is an dystopian French film called FAQ about a matriarchy society. Not a very good one in my opinion, but you have to know that I used to enjoy watching Xena



And thanks , please let me know when your birthday is you I can be inconsiderately late with the well wishes too.:rolleyes:

I apologize for being late but as you can see in my previous picture I had to work hard :P. Anyway I wish I had an invite for your dream tracker but I don't so the best I can do is to offer an invitation to place where I spent the last few days as a late birthday present.

IdolEyes787
04-19-2010, 12:15 PM
I'd take that over a package of every torrent tracker on Earth .True story.

And now I'd like to quote that great thinker and all around sterling person Bostony.


I asked you not to comment here, you just hurt and I do not want to respond here.
Stop to spam !

anonymous0711
04-19-2010, 12:26 PM
lol if you dont like spam in your sad attempts at invite requests and/or your sadly insincere giveaway attempts than FST was the wrong place to come to!

IdolEyes787
04-19-2010, 12:44 PM
Thanks I am always happy to get advice from someone with such obviously intelligence and powers of perception.

I could try explaining that this isn't meant to be a real request thread ( I think the fact I haven't actually asked for anything might tip you off) but an attempt to satirize the stupidity of the whole process and that unlike some others none of my attempted "giveaways" ( failed or not) have been anything less than totally sincere but since I'm obviously over-matched in aforementioned intelligence and you must be right, what would be the point?

anonymous0711
04-19-2010, 12:58 PM
Thanks I am always happy to get advice from someone with such obviously intelligence and powers of perception.

I could try explaining that this isn't meant to be a real request thread ( I think the fact I haven't actually asked for anything might tip you off) but an attempt to satirize the stupidity of the whole process and that unlike some others none of my attempted "giveaways" ( failed or not) have been anything less than totally sincere but since I'm obviously over-matched in aforementioned intelligence and you must be right, what would be the point?

Just for the record my comment was more directed at the comment of bostony i just didnt want to "hurt" his thread and/or "stop to spam"
so yeah it was in no way directed at you and yes i did pick up on the obvious sarcasm of the entire thread but apparently mine wasnt as clear so i apologize...

EDIT(wanted to add this): Just bein completely honest tho, I'm hoping you took my words out of context which is why you though maybe i was insulting you, but was it really necessary to take shots at my intelligence as a means of retaliation? Just seems more childish than what i would normally expect out of you Idoleyes as i have seen your post on this forum since i have been here and up until now had more respect for you than most... thanks for callin me an idiot tho i appreciate that... -.-
Of course if you did know what i meant by my comment and still chose to say what you did i guess you are free to your opinion...
not that it actually matters but either way thanks for bein such a great guy!(i hope you catch the sarcasm in this one)

IdolEyes787
04-19-2010, 01:18 PM
Then I apologize as well it was totally a mistake in context .
All I can add is after your previous post I "researched" you a bit and was surprised as well that you had apparently sunk to the level of (apparent ) unprovoked insult -provoked being my sole excuse:blushing: .
Anyway unfortunately I can't unsay what I said so hopefully you will accept the apology . If you can't I totally understand and certainly won't hold it against you.

anonymous0711
04-19-2010, 01:24 PM
Then I apologize as well it was totally a mistake in context .
All I can add is after your previous post I "researched" you a bit and was surprised as well that you had apparently sunk to the level of (apparent ) unprovoked insult -provoked being my sole excuse:blushing: .
Anyway unfortunately I can't unsay what I said so hopefully you will accept the apology . If you can't I totally understand and certainly won't hold it against you.

Ok well in that case i accept your apology and would also like to apologize as i probably took this somewhat more personally that i should have, especially considering it was a post in YOUR thread on an internet forum :frusty:
O well glad to see that it wasnt just a shot at me and that you know that mine wasnt intended as such towards you
I guess with all the people who seem to fail to understand sarcarm(a perfect example would be some of the actual offers earlier in this thread) and just the blatant stupidity of others on this site we all can't help but to get a bit short with others at times...

Quarterquack
04-19-2010, 05:23 PM
I'd like to take capture this moment then, to point out the fact that I have more patience than all of you put together. I would never ever get angry on an internet forum.

Oh boy, this is going to be such a fun way of seeing how many people I pissed off on this forum so far.

senegal
04-19-2010, 06:58 PM
U asked for a good stuff/community. I'll give u one.

So let's get this straight , you were lying then when you offered to pay my bills?:angry:

i don't know what "pay my bills" means.

anon
04-19-2010, 07:00 PM
Never had to do it, huh?

senegal
04-19-2010, 07:06 PM
huh?

anon
04-19-2010, 07:09 PM
Never mind. :unsure:

sheriff 01
04-19-2010, 07:11 PM
That senegal chap is so dumb it actually is quite amusing. Whenever i need a good laugh i just review his posts sometimes and it cheers me up with laughter!!

Quarterquack
04-19-2010, 07:15 PM
That senegal chap is so dumb it actually is quite amusing. Whenever i need a good laugh i just review his posts sometimes and it cheers me up with laughter!!

Would you continue to laugh if I told you that he probably (still) has the ability to reproduce?

Cabalo
04-19-2010, 07:28 PM
That senegal chap is so dumb it actually is quite amusing. Whenever i need a good laugh i just review his posts sometimes and it cheers me up with laughter!!

Would you continue to laugh if I told you that he probably (still) has the ability to reproduce?
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/3/5/0/4/12375606131972403652pitr_LEGO_smiley_--_scared.svg.hi.png

senegal
04-19-2010, 07:34 PM
That senegal chap is so dumb it actually is quite amusing. Whenever i need a good laugh i just review his posts sometimes and it cheers me up with laughter!!

Would you continue to laugh if I told you that he probably (still) has the ability to reproduce?

shut the f*** up, or I'll reproduce you right in your left nutt!:blow:

anonymous0711
04-19-2010, 07:56 PM
Would you continue to laugh if I told you that he probably (still) has the ability to reproduce?

shut the f*** up, or I'll reproduce you right in your left nutt!:blow:

Lol if he is actually a guy and thinks thats how reproduction work i dont think we have anything to worry about!


tho in an obviously unintentional way he actually made some sense seeing as how semen(which would be located in the left nut as well as the right) are reproductions of the person who produced them. So while he isnt actually doing it you are reproducing in your left nutt lol
Still trying to figure out where he thinks he comes into play tho O.o

Quarterquack
04-19-2010, 08:02 PM
shut the f*** up, or I'll reproduce you right in your left nutt!:blow:

Before you use big words (in comparison to the rest of your diction) you should learn their meanings first.

Let me show you the correct way of using the word "reproduce."

Your whore of a mother and I slept together about 8 years, and nine months ago. Without the intention of reproduction, you were still somehow miraculously conceived, and born. Upon birth doctors determined that your IQ level would never make it past that of a couch's and offered us a painless euthanasia. However, I decided to keep you; as a reminder for humanity, that stupidity is not necessarily a curse, but that in certain cases, it can serve as an example of what happens when a whore and a gallant gentleman reproduce.

I hope this English lesson was of great use to you; you need it to get past 5th grade, son.

senegal
04-19-2010, 08:02 PM
what did you said? louder, I can't hear you!

anon
04-19-2010, 08:06 PM
Of course you can't, he isn't talking to you.

IdolEyes787
04-19-2010, 09:59 PM
Another request gone to hell.:(
Hey senegal can you invite me to CNN and eTalk?

karachidude
04-19-2010, 11:42 PM
Another request gone to hell.:(
Hey senegal can you invite me to CNN and eTalk?


senegal dont invite him,especially to CNN :O,he's a NooB,he wll prolly get u into trouble :lol:

senegal
04-20-2010, 12:45 PM
http://www.globaletalk.com/uk_gh_tg/signup_fnf.aspx
http://edition.cnn.com/

sheriff 01
04-20-2010, 02:37 PM
shut the f*** up, or I'll reproduce you right in your left nutt!:blow:

Before you use big words (in comparison to the rest of your diction) you should learn their meanings first.

Let me show you the correct way of using the word "reproduce."

Your whore of a mother and I slept together about 8 years, and nine months ago. Without the intention of reproduction, you were still somehow miraculously conceived, and born. Upon birth doctors determined that your IQ level would never make it past that of a couch's and offered us a painless euthanasia. However, I decided to keep you; as a reminder for humanity, that stupidity is not necessarily a curse, but that in certain cases, it can serve as an example of what happens when a whore and a gallant gentleman reproduce.

I hope this English lesson was of great use to you; you need it to get past 5th grade, son.

ringhunter, thanks for your insight into senegals past. I now feel sorry for the guy and wish him luck in his bleak future. :glagpinch:

senegal
04-20-2010, 04:20 PM
:offtopic:

anon
04-20-2010, 04:41 PM
:offtopic:

Get used to it.

senegal
04-20-2010, 04:45 PM
:offtopic:

n00bz0r
04-21-2010, 09:36 AM
shut the f*** up, or I'll reproduce you right in your left nutt!:blow:

Before you use big words (in comparison to the rest of your diction) you should learn their meanings first.

Let me show you the correct way of using the word "reproduce."

Your whore of a mother and I slept together about 8 years, and nine months ago. Without the intention of reproduction, you were still somehow miraculously conceived, and born. Upon birth doctors determined that your IQ level would never make it past that of a couch's and offered us a painless euthanasia. However, I decided to keep you; as a reminder for humanity, that stupidity is not necessarily a curse, but that in certain cases, it can serve as an example of what happens when a whore and a gallant gentleman reproduce.

I hope this English lesson was of great use to you; you need it to get past 5th grade, son.
lmfao
that post made my day.. :lol:

Di@monds
04-21-2010, 09:52 AM
:ddd

The_Martinator
04-21-2010, 10:40 AM
:offtopic:

Reported to the staff. :yup:

IdolEyes787
04-21-2010, 10:32 PM
I'm pretty sure Bostony is currently the biggest douche on FST.
Thoughts?Comments?Other nominees?

sez
04-21-2010, 10:40 PM
Am not sure if am thinking straight but I think I remember almost signing up to somethingawful sometime last year and I don't recall ever being asked to pay a single dime.You should check em out.

Quarterquack
04-21-2010, 10:40 PM
Other nominees?

Rart*, guy's a douche-bag, acts like a nice guy then flips out randomly when you talk to him; humor, he calls it.

* - Also interchangeable with IdolEyes787. :happy:

P.S. Yes, this is my way of putting in a nomination for myself.

IdolEyes787
04-21-2010, 11:09 PM
I have to be extremely cautious with the next few posts so I don't waste the big one but I am willing to waste one here just to tell you to fuck off.

@sez I've had a gander but since everything is suppose to be funny it makes it too hard to offend anyone.:cry:

Also no HD.


SoBadIt'sGood

Quarterquack
04-21-2010, 11:49 PM
I have to be extremely cautious with the next few posts so I don't waste the big one but I am willing to waste one here just to tell you to fuck off.

My sense of humor is never welcome anywhere, nowadays. :(

At any rate, any big plans for the big milestone?

IdolEyes787
04-22-2010, 12:00 AM
Think the climactic scene in Carrie only without John Travolta but with a lot more blood.

anonymous0711
04-22-2010, 12:24 AM
I'm pretty sure Bostony is currently the biggest douche on FST.
Thoughts?Comments?Other nominees?

IDK just on how much they annoy me TVCY is up there for me... senegal probably would be too

IMO at least bostony has done a little giveaway and attempted to give something back even if it was only because he wanted to increase his rep and get invites to higher trackers... fact is he still gave a little to someone...
TVCY just babbles and babbles with no regard for reason or a logical thought process, completely blinded by his own hatred for a tracker and he has let it go so far as to affecting his status on other trackers... seems a bit crazy to me. Not to mention any attempt at proving him wrong no matter how logical is always pawned off as the mindless thought of whatmans followers... Yeah he annoys me the most i'd put him at biggest douche right now but thats just my opinion as of this moment
i'm sure someone will come along in the next day or so and make even him look like a nice guy

Quarterquack
04-22-2010, 12:29 AM
without John Travolta

He wasn't that bad. He died, and it was his first role, which funnily enough, I thought was the best part of the movie.

EDIT: Well, the part that was most realistic in that movie anyways, even if you could tell the car was swerved from the inside.

Champo101
06-14-2010, 02:58 AM
Before you use big words (in comparison to the rest of your diction) you should learn their meanings first.

Let me show you the correct way of using the word "reproduce."

Your whore of a mother and I slept together about 8 years, and nine months ago. Without the intention of reproduction, you were still somehow miraculously conceived, and born. Upon birth doctors determined that your IQ level would never make it past that of a couch's and offered us a painless euthanasia. However, I decided to keep you; as a reminder for humanity, that stupidity is not necessarily a curse, but that in certain cases, it can serve as an example of what happens when a whore and a gallant gentleman reproduce.

I hope this English lesson was of great use to you; you need it to get past 5th grade, son.

ringhunter, thanks for your insight into senegals past. I now feel sorry for the guy and wish him luck in his bleak future. :glagpinch:

OH MY GOD I almost pissed myself laughing.