Ask Stupid Questions

[quiksilver_aus]

No question is too stupid! Just looking for the questions folks (answer if you like), kinda like rhetorical questions. I'll start us off:

"Why is abbreviation such a long word?"

[bigboab]

If you wanted a drink on the Red Planet would you go to a Mars Bar?

[Rat Faced]

Is a Mars Bar licensed?

:blink:

[Riddler]

Originally posted by bigboab@27 October 2003 - 13:17
If you wanted a drink on the Red Planet would you go to a Mars Bar?
:lol: :lol: :lol: THAT'S a keeper !

[quiksilver_aus]

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[Riddler]

If they don't want you to drink and drive, why is there always a parking lot at the pub ? ;)

[DarthInsinuate]

if you ask a stupid question, why do you get a stupid answer?

[Gemby!]

Does my bum look big in this ? :blink: ( Y )

[Riddler]

Originally posted by gemby!@27 October 2003 - 14:12
Does my bum look big in this ? :blink: ( Y )
Well you see, it's just cuz of the magnification properties of that glass. So, really who's to say, dear ?

:D

[DanB]

Well put Riddler :D

[Riddler]

Originally posted by danb@27 October 2003 - 14:15
Well put Riddler :D
Hey, I'm married. I have the scars to show that I now know a loaded question when I see it !
:P

[Lamsey]

Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?

[Riddler]

Originally posted by Lamsey@27 October 2003 - 14:26
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
That's true ! :o

Look it up, it's bizarre. :D

[Darth Sushi]

Do cats get Cataracts? :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@27 October 2003 - 21:43
Do cats get Cataracts? :rolleyes:
If they get cataracts do they take Niagara for it?

[Spindulik]

Do wild sheep spend their entire lives trapped in a HUGE ball of wool?