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j2k4
10-30-2003, 07:26 AM
An agent of Communism posts among us, and he threatens us with a horrible laxative or something-

It's called Lecithin, or Liceridden, or something.......

No big deal, just thought everyone should be aware.

If approached by a suspicious-looking figure garbed in red, and brandishing a spoon and a container of odd-colored liquid, just say, "No thanks-Good day to you sir"-then walk away quietly.

Oh-he also apparently has some farmland for sale; I can't vouch for it being arable, though.

BTW-I don't know his name; I guess he could be said to have noname.... ;)

MagicNakor
10-30-2003, 08:37 AM
In theory, it's an excellent system.

In practice, well. It doesn't work as how it should in theory.

:ninja:

brotherdoobie
10-30-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@30 October 2003 - 03:37
In theory, it's an excellent system.

In practice, well. It doesn't work as how it should in theory.

:ninja:
No because those who have power......Use it.
It's the way things have always worked.

Survival of the fittest and all that ;)


Peace brotherdoobie

MagicNakor
10-30-2003, 08:56 AM
Which is why I said in theory, it's an excellent system.

And it really is.

:ninja:

brotherdoobie
10-30-2003, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@30 October 2003 - 03:56
Which is why I said in theory, it's an excellent system.

And it really is.

:ninja:
Yes it has it's good points.

Peace brotherdoobie

DarthInsinuate
10-30-2003, 11:37 AM
actually it worked in Vietnam - my parents lived under it very happily, the only reason they're not communist now is because America fucked up the economy so capitalism is the only choice

bigboab
10-30-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by j2k4@30 October 2003 - 07:26
An agent of Communism posts among us, and he threatens us with a horrible laxative or something-

It's called Lecithin, or Liceridden, or something.......

No big deal, just thought everyone should be aware.

If approached by a suspicious-looking figure garbed in red, and brandishing a spoon and a container of odd-colored liquid, just say, "No thanks-Good day to you sir"-then walk away quietly.

Oh-he also apparently has some farmland for sale; I can't vouch for it being arable, though.

BTW-I don't know his name; I guess he could be said to have noname.... ;)
Are you trying to scare the shit out of us on this beautiful morning? :rolleyes:

RGX
10-30-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by bigboab+30 October 2003 - 12:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 30 October 2003 - 12:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@30 October 2003 - 07:26
An agent of Communism posts among us, and he threatens us with a horrible laxative or something-

It&#39;s called Lecithin, or Liceridden, or something.......

No big deal, just thought everyone should be aware.

If approached by a suspicious-looking figure garbed in red, and brandishing a spoon and a container of odd-colored liquid, just say, "No thanks-Good day to you sir"-then walk away quietly.

Oh-he also apparently has some farmland for sale; I can&#39;t vouch for it being arable, though.

BTW-I don&#39;t know his name; I guess he could be said to have noname.... ;)
Are you trying to scare the shit out of us on this beautiful morning? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
that reminds me, where the hell is the beautiful day thread?

j2k4
10-30-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+30 October 2003 - 06:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 30 October 2003 - 06:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@30 October 2003 - 07:26
An agent of Communism posts among us, and he threatens us with a horrible laxative or something-

It&#39;s called Lecithin, or Liceridden, or something.......

No big deal, just thought everyone should be aware.

If approached by a suspicious-looking figure garbed in red, and brandishing a spoon and a container of odd-colored liquid, just say, "No thanks-Good day to you sir"-then walk away quietly.

Oh-he also apparently has some farmland for sale; I can&#39;t vouch for it being arable, though.

BTW-I don&#39;t know his name; I guess he could be said to have noname.... ;)
Are you trying to scare the shit out of us on this beautiful morning? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
No way.

Communism isn&#39;t scary anymore.

More of a parlor game, really. :)

Gemby!
10-30-2003, 03:30 PM
i have no idea why you lot are on about communism &#33;

but please continue &#33;

j2k4
10-30-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@30 October 2003 - 10:30
i have no&nbsp; idea why you lot are on about communism &#33;

but please continue &#33;
It used to mean "from each, according to his ability, to each, according to his need", or some such.

Something about a "Manifesto", and one of the Marx brothers. :huh:

Now it is more various shades of red, with heavy emphasis on the pastel area, specifically pink.

It&#39;s supposed to be great fun, although I&#39;m new at it, and afraid I haven&#39;t developed any real ability apart from simple demolition of vertical surfaces.

I&#39;ve always been quite good at that, though. :)

noname12
10-30-2003, 04:01 PM
Its letrolin.
Communism works in theory and in practice, all it needs is non corrupt leaders.... well basically communism is as f**ked as the socialism western politicians try to sell because there just as corrupt.

The world is willing to accept a fair system, a system equal to all men (except in america) So slowly they inch towards socialism... Give it time, Communism will grow again, it already is, just not in the numbers it used to be.

All it takes is time and loyalty.

But one must wonder, how can I like communism, when I am jewish of origin....


Could be a cover for something else you know ;)

Now shut up I must go almost time to break fast.

oldmancan
10-30-2003, 04:11 PM
Red Scare :blink:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-3/125887/evilshow.jpeg

Will_518
10-30-2003, 04:19 PM
You know, communism isn&#39;t even such a good theory. In a communist world what do you strive for? what would be your goal in life? without a goal isn&#39;t life just pointless.

And in practice it would never work,

the Romans discovered slavery isn&#39;t as productive &#39;cos the slaves aren&#39;t working for themselves;

the middle age guys discovered the only good way to persuade soldiers to fight is money and women;

the industrialists discovered it&#39;s very productive to work a guy 14 hours a day 100 feet under ground &#39;cos there&#39;s no alternative the guy does what he&#39;s told.

So, after God know how many years of civilisation, we discover the true meaning of life: "to get one over your fellow men" in another word "to be the best, and let everyone else be your slaves", or as Homer summarized "42"

j2k4
10-30-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Will_518@30 October 2003 - 12:19
You know, communism isn&#39;t even such a good theory. In a communist world what do you strive for? what would be your goal in life? without a goal isn&#39;t life just pointless.

And in practice it would never work,

the Romans discovered slavery isn&#39;t as productive &#39;cos the slaves aren&#39;t working for themselves;

the middle age guys discovered the only good way to persuade soldiers to fight is money and women;

the industrialists discovered it&#39;s very productive to work a guy 14 hours a day 100 feet under ground &#39;cos there&#39;s no alternative the guy does what he&#39;s told.

So, after God know how many years of civilisation, we discover the true meaning of life: "to get one over your fellow men" in another word "to be the best, and let everyone else be your slaves", or as Homer summarized "42"
Just so-

"And logic overwhelms silliness once again"*



*ME


Today&#39;s reading assignment:

Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand.

Reports due Monday morning. ;)

Will_518
10-30-2003, 04:55 PM
Having a little trouble finding the book, you got a hash or place where i can dl it?

Neo 721
10-30-2003, 04:56 PM
The dude likes comunism soo what everyone is entitled to their own opinion. jusy because it failed on the USSR it doesent harm anyone. This is how people react to Left wing belifes, i wonder what would happen if someone used Fashist logo&#39;s as their sigs?

Will_518
10-30-2003, 05:00 PM
Communism in USSR didn&#39;t harm anyone? i think a lot of guys in seberia would disagree, but who cares, they are probaly dead or nearly dead.

j2k4
10-30-2003, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Will_518@30 October 2003 - 12:55
Having a little trouble finding the book, you got a hash or place where i can dl it?
Can&#39;t quite get a handle on it; it&#39;s HUGE, and in unabridged form, difficult to find. :(

Neo721-

Did you read the thread?

We&#39;re having him on a bit, so if noname is in on the joke, you may as well be too, eh? ;)

Will_518
10-30-2003, 05:16 PM
Sir, i don&#39;t think i can make the report by monday. I can&#39;t find the book.

Do you think RIAA is communist? Is it better to be a bad communist than to have anything to do with RIAA?

Rat Faced
10-30-2003, 05:28 PM
All extremes are bad...

How many Americans are losing their Jobs as the Capitalists move production to the Far East?

Do they give a monkee&#39;s left teat for the guys that made their business&#39; work for them and made them millionaires?

Answers to j2k4 ;)


:-"

Neo 721
10-30-2003, 05:33 PM
heh people will calling the House of unamerican activities next. fancy a trip to cuba anyone?

noname12
10-30-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Will_518@30 October 2003 - 17:00
Communism in USSR didn&#39;t harm anyone? i think a lot of guys in seberia would disagree, but who cares, they are probaly dead or nearly dead.
That was Stalin, not Communism.

I have a vision, this vision will see all men free to roam the world without fear.
This vision will see that men of any race, job and area can recieve care without overcharging, recieve protection without bias and will recieve help without begging.

This vision will see that all people get equal education without discrimination and will allow all men to have a chance at life. This vision shall see Red rise in all corners of the east and the west, North and the south and people shall rejoice.

I see a vision of the future world, the True world and all those that oppose it now shall reap the rewards of it later.

Non shall oppose the rise of the Red and non shall oppose the words of the Great Letrolin.

The vision is clear and the movement is towards.

Freedom is at hand and you shall all be liberated from your capitalist oppresors.

Hail the Union. ;)

MagicNakor
10-31-2003, 01:07 AM
I don&#39;t think a zombie-and-spirit collective would make a very inspiring leader.

:ninja:

noname12
10-31-2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 01:07
I don&#39;t think a zombie-and-spirit collective would make a very inspiring leader.

:ninja:
It is better to live by the Visions of the dead men, then to be ruled by the visions of a living man.

I&#39;ll let you work that one out.

MagicNakor
10-31-2003, 03:09 AM
Zombies can&#39;t see. They use echoes, much like bats.

The grunting and groaning does serve a purpose.

:ninja:

noname12
10-31-2003, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 03:09
Zombies can&#39;t see. They use echoes, much like bats.

The grunting and groaning does serve a purpose.

:ninja:
nope, The visions of the dead wont be corrupted, but the living man can be bought....

mwahahahahahahahahaha

MagicNakor
10-31-2003, 03:22 AM
I won&#39;t follow a zombie-ghost amalgamation that uses echolocation.

:ninja:

noname12
10-31-2003, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 03:22
I won&#39;t follow a zombie-ghost amalgamation that uses echolocation.

:ninja:
I said our leader is Letrolin.

He is Aliiive.... ALIVE I TELL YOUU&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

MagicNakor
10-31-2003, 03:28 AM
Well, technically, he&#39;s undead.

:ninja:

noname12
10-31-2003, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 03:28
Well, technically, he&#39;s undead.

:ninja:
No... hes ALIVE, hes not dead, never has been.

A to the L to the IVE that spells ALIVE.