Awake for 72 hours.

[Quarterquack]

Only 48 away from dropping to the ground and sleeping involuntarily. I think I'll still beat the friend I made the bet with, though. Couple of minor trips, nothing I couldn't rule out easily.

If for anything, I actually feel like I don't need sleep, although that's probably my brain nibbling on me to lower my defenses. Damn thing must have made a deal with my friend.

Opinions?

P.S. Strangely enough, I feel witty as ever, for some reason. I have the strangest urge to mock everything someone says. Not that I normally don't, I just usually smile and let it go when someone says something extraordinarily stupid (for example, this thread); lately (past few hours) I've had the compulsive need to point it out.

[Skweeky]

Just let us know when you start hallucinating - that should be a laugh

[Quarterquack]

Already have. Kept seeing consistent drying paint everywhere around me, even on skin. Wasn't pretty. Didn't drive me too far up the wall, though. (no puns intended)

[megabyteme]

What are the conditions of this bet?

[Quarterquack]

Over the past couple of years my friend and I have been making random bets based on general knowledge pertaining to a topic at hand, or watching a movie together pausing at 10 minutes in and betting on how it ends (I'm actually fairly decent at that).

Fast forward two years later, I somehow owe him 16 grand, after tallying everything up. As a man of my word, I offered to pay him back everything, as he would if he were to lose all 200 or so bets, but I'd wager it all on an actual physical challenge, instead of a guess or general knowledge as it normally is.

He accepted; so the bet stands that whichever one of us can keep awake for as long as possible, while not being a complete retard, or drooling, half-sleeping or power-napping (24/7 skype conversation) wins the bet.

It's stupid, but I'm having fun watching him break down much faster than I am considering I'm a university rat awake for 32-48 hours straight regularly. Or maybe my perception is slowing down. Or speeding up; which is it again?

[megabyteme]

Sounds like fun. He seems to have bested you many times though, so don't underestimate him on this one.

As for the movie predictions, don't most pornos end in pretty much the same manner? After losing a couple of times, it seems like you would have developed a pattern. :P

I can't say I have any good advice for you. I've had times when I had 2-3 jobs and keeping yourself busy only works for so long. One graveyard shift at a Kinko's (years ago) and after a very long week, I decided to rest my eyes, "just for a minute"...I awoke to the chuckles of two college students who had been listening to me snore for about 10 minutes.

Keep us posted. :)

[Quarterquack]

I didn't lose nearly as many times as it seems. The bet value rises exponentially with every subsequent bet. That way we placed bets indiscriminately and neither of us would forcibly raise or lower the value of the bet based on perfect knowledge of the correct answer/guess.

EDIT: We've just had enough bets and think we'd rather start afresh before one of us owes the other a new house.

EDIT2: As for the movies, I actually nearly almost always win that. For example, I predicted that "The Book of Eli" ends with him being blind all along (not joking, there were a few dead giveaways), and Leonardo was the only patient on "Shutter Island". Those were my two really big wins, if I say so myself. We almost never watch heart-warming story movies like "I Love you Man" or "Step Brothers" when making bets. By the way, friendly tip, if you and a friend ever get into this, never bet on Tarantino movies, damn time-lines always mess up any intelligent prediction.

[IdolEyes787]

watching a movie together pausing at 10 minutes in and betting on how it ends (I'm actually fairly decent at that).



The credits roll and after a lengthy period of agonizing through a seemingly endless stream of names that you or no one else cares a tick about on the slight chance that the producers thought they'd be smart-asses and stick in a "hidden" scene at the end, the screen goes dark.
Tell me if I'm close.

If it was in a movie theatre then replace all that with push little kids and old ladies out of the way in a mad rush to get to my car as fast as possible.
That is unless I'm with someone who "has to see" the credits,in which case the movie ends with me standing there resentfully while pretending to give a fuck.

[megabyteme]

I just finished watching Book of Eli about a half hour ago. I liked it. I'm torn quite a bit when it comes to faith, but I am certainly not in the anti-religion camp that seems to be so prevalent online these days. I thought the actors did a good job, and I appreciate a movie that does not apologize for what it is.

I'm off to spend several hours in my pillow-top bed with high thread count sheets and firm, yet not stiff, pillows. My loyal dog will be snoring beside me..ahhh. :lol:

[Quarterquack]

Tell me if I'm close.

I tried that, I could never guess whether the credits will have pictures or not. :(


I just finished watching Book of Eli about a half hour ago. I liked it. I'm torn quite a bit when it comes to faith, but I am certainly not in the anti-religion camp that seems to be so prevalent online these days. I thought the actors did a good job, and I appreciate a movie that does not apologize for what it is.

I have to admit, I thought it was complete bull. I had to endure an hour long "So a blind man can get shot and keep walking?" "That scene feels reminiscent of the story of Joseph and Jesus, I never knew Joseph was blind" and "Oh, of course a blind man can see across the Golden Gate bridge" only to find out I'm right after doubting it myself. I personally thought it tried to sell something short. The movie sets itself up as anti-religion with pedantic descriptions of how religion can bring everything down once used as a weapon, then goes on to prove that it should continue to be used as such, since it's well-founded in an existing higher power that cares more about its knowledge reaching lesser life forms than saving said life forms. Either way, this isn't the rate-that-movie thread.


I'm off to spend several hours in my pillow-top bed with high thread count sheets and firm, yet not stiff, pillows. My loyal dog will be snoring beside me..ahhh. :lol:

Judging by how you just made me feel, I should pay you to talk to my friend.

[nthpeter]

You guys have lots of free time :\

My record was 35-40 hrs tho, also in the university.

[cinephilia]

idle youth.

[IdolEyes787]

I've been awake for like ten and a half hours now and I'm thinking of having a nap.

[l33tpirata13]

i think ive done three and a half days/nights(whatever). i used to work 3rd shift at this meals-on-wheels catering company during summer break before my senior year in hs. i had already known all of the people that worked there, so i was really comfortable with them and was really open with them about my drug use, which back then was ALOT. ANYWAY, you can guess where im going with this by now im sure.

[megabyteme]

i think ive done three and a half days/nights(whatever). i used to work 3rd shift at this meals-on-wheels catering company during summer break before my senior year in hs. i had already known all of the people that worked there, so i was really comfortable with them and was really open with them about my drug use, which back then was ALOT. ANYWAY, you can guess where im going with this by now im sure.


ok guy, you stick with your wiki, dont blame me when you wake up from a salvia high with a cock in your mouth.

Yeah, we know where you are going...;)

[l33tpirata13]

ok guy, you stick with your wiki, dont blame me when you wake up from a salvia high with a cock in your mouth.

Yeah, we know where you are going...;)

god, megaGRIPme dont you ever get tired of just being a nerd?

[megabyteme]

Yeah, we know where you are going...;)

god, megaGRIPme dont you ever get tired of just being a nerd?

:console:

http://xel.cafe24.com/bbs/data/gallery_ad/impotence.jpg


BTW, thanks for addressing me as god. You may rise... (or at least try to)...;)

[Quarterquack]

I'm dying... today passed by incredibly slowly. I could barely move fast even when I wanted to. I was stuck typing single sentences all day because anything longer would have taken forever.

My right hand is shaky, made it annoying while eating.

He's almost broken down, though. He's been "closing his eyes" for 20 seconds, if you ask me, he'll break down into spindles in no time.

[IdolEyes787]

Are you sure that's actually happening and you aren't just hallucinating it?

[megabyteme]

You might try some fresh fruits/vegis. Since you are both wearing down, some quick nutrition may help you over the finish line.

[l33tpirata13]

god, megaGRIPme dont you ever get tired of just being a nerd?

:console:

http://xel.cafe24.com/bbs/data/gallery_ad/impotence.jpg


BTW, thanks for addressing me as god. You may rise... (or at least try to)...;)

please, why must you always think so highly of yourself? I see absolutely none. And what's up with all the sex jokes? Not getting any?

[megabyteme]

Meanwhile at l33tpirate Headquarters...

http://www.wallstory-murals.co.uk/mural_images/Pirate/Pirate-crows-nest.gif

C'mon, kid. I feel like I am bullying an 8 y.o. Just go back to shallow waters (aka, BT) where you belong. Bye bye now... :wave:

[l33tpirata13]

Meanwhile at l33tpirate Headquarters...

http://www.wallstory-murals.co.uk/mural_images/Pirate/Pirate-crows-nest.gif

C'mon, kid. I feel like I am bullying an 8 y.o. Just go back to shallow waters (aka, BT) where you belong. Bye bye now... :wave:

i bet you got picked on alot in grade school, HS, and CC. Probably still do in real life. thats why you feel a need to cling to stronger individuals, in comparison to yourself that is. i hate kiss-asses like you, theyre no good for anything. not even an opinion, cuz they do so while GRIPPING YOUR BALLS.

Have you noticed that all of your posts are in someway supporting someone elses opinion? You're a FAN. AT BEST!!!!!

I bet this guy thinks he's cool too.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/06/685704/663709.jpg

[Quarterquack]

i won, tak to you all in 120 hours.

[graywolf]

Congrats! :)

[IdolEyes787]

i won, tak to you all in 120 hours.

Is that like 120 hours exactly because then I'd like to set my watch.

[IdolEyes787]

I also wonder if staying up for 6 days straight can technically be classified as a win.

Especially when you wrote tak.

[graywolf]

I also wonder if staying up for 6 days straight can technically be classified as a win.

Especially when you wrote tak .

:lol:

Nice one!

[1000possibleclaws]

I also wonder if staying up for 6 days straight can technically be classified as a win.

Especially when you wrote tak.

This.

[megabyteme]

i bet you got picked on alot in grade school, HS, and CC. Probably still do in real life. thats why you feel a need to cling to stronger individuals, in comparison to yourself that is. i hate kiss-asses like you, theyre no good for anything. not even an opinion, cuz they do so while GRIPPING YOUR BALLS.

Have you noticed that all of your posts are in someway supporting someone elses opinion? You're a FAN. AT BEST!!!!!

I bet this guy thinks he's cool too.


Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard. :lol:

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...:dry:

[chalice]

i bet you got picked on alot in grade school, HS, and CC. Probably still do in real life. thats why you feel a need to cling to stronger individuals, in comparison to yourself that is. i hate kiss-asses like you, theyre no good for anything. not even an opinion, cuz they do so while GRIPPING YOUR BALLS.

Have you noticed that all of your posts are in someway supporting someone elses opinion? You're a FAN. AT BEST!!!!!

I bet this guy thinks he's cool too.


Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard. :lol:

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...:dry:

:eyebrows:

I much prefer this mode of expression to your tested inane optimism. Do carry on.

You might want to lob in a peppering of 'cunt' from time to time, though. It supports the gravitas, don't ya know, you fucking cunt.

[megabyteme]

cunt.

[chalice]

That's me boy.

[megabyteme]

Where have you been. Looks like you are still stuck with the blue-ballz. Can't you find someone in Ireland drunk enough to get you taken care of? FFS!

[chalice]

It says more about you than it does about me that you should so immediately equate an artistic corridor with some manner of sex-drought.

Give her a chance, she's just knocked out twins, ffs. She'll come around.

[megabyteme]

Where's this autistic corridor, then? Haven't seen fack all from you lately.

And, BTW, the box is fine. C-section ftw!

[chalice]

I hear you, brother. My missus hasn't the necessary hippage for natural birth. I've always been grateful for that. Her little cycle-lane hasn't become a motorway. 3 times.

If'n I was prolific, you'd be yapping about me never shutting the fuck up.

Now I'm sparse, you're blubbing about that too.

Dry your eyes and change some nappies.

[Skweeky]

Oi you cheeky cunt - it's not because you pushed some babies out that your vajayjay turns into a fucking toboggan

[megabyteme]

Speaking of motorways...hi, Skweeks! :wave:

How's the 10-lb'er doing?

[chalice]

Oi you cheeky cunt - it's not because you pushed some babies out that your vajayjay turns into a fucking toboggan

Hey, blame physics.

It's not my fault your tent became a marquee.

[Skweeky]

He is well - out of his newborn clothes already...

He's gained another 3 ounces since he was born and he's still constantly asking for food. I've got my work cut out keeping up with him.

[megabyteme]

Our kids are officially double where they started. Our latest victory was to eliminate one of the overnight feedings. Life. Is. Gooood. :D Nobody ever told me what it is like to feed every 4 hours for 3+ months straight. Good gawd!

[megabyteme]

If'n I was prolific, you'd be yapping about me never shutting the fuck up.

Now I'm sparse, you're blubbing about that too.

Dry your eyes and change some nappies.

I come here to see the Dancin' Monkey- now dance, Mr. Artist! As soon as I get done changing a couple of diapers. :)

[chalice]

If'n I was prolific, you'd be yapping about me never shutting the fuck up.

Now I'm sparse, you're blubbing about that too.

Dry your eyes and change some nappies.

I come here to see the Dancin' Monkey- now dance, Mr. Artist! As soon as I get done changing a couple of diapers. :)

No, I think you'll find, in the final analysis, that you come here to avoid the cataclysmic reality of your real life whilst malingering on with an elusive back injury and an internets addiction and I think that you'll also find that changing shitty nappies is just about the most easy thing you can do as a father (or husband, for that matter).

If you've come here to see me dance for you, then I'll more than happily funky chicken you all over the place, Leroy.

[megabyteme]

Ah, that's the chalice I missed. :happy:

[Skweeky]

Talking about changing nappies; earlier on I was changing nappy number 7 of the day so far. The minute I had the nappy off the boy and had wiped his bum he decided that was the moment to do a pee followed by a projectile poo :sick:

The husband nearly puked right there and then :lol:

[l33tpirata13]

i bet you got picked on alot in grade school, HS, and CC. Probably still do in real life. thats why you feel a need to cling to stronger individuals, in comparison to yourself that is. i hate kiss-asses like you, theyre no good for anything. not even an opinion, cuz they do so while GRIPPING YOUR BALLS.

Have you noticed that all of your posts are in someway supporting someone elses opinion? You're a FAN. AT BEST!!!!!

I bet this guy thinks he's cool too.


Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard. :lol:

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...:dry:

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

[Quarterquack]

I also wonder if staying up for 6 days straight can technically be classified as a win.

Especially when you wrote tak.

Oh let it go you senile fool (READ: Cunt). I was going to buy you a beer in celebration, but this eliminated you. I'm now debating whether to give it to MBM or l33t. Depends on who wins their highly intellectual debate.

P.S. Just to clear it up, I hit "L" three times and my keyboard wouldn't bringing it up. Of course, I'm not sure if I was actually pressing "L".

[chalice]

Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard. :lol:

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...:dry:

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

Loving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.

The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.

[l33tpirata13]

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

Loving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.

The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.

comin in to protect ur bitch, i understand.:yup:

[chalice]

Loving the exclamation marks. I can really see what you're feeling.

The rest of your post was wank, but the exclamation marks really moved me.

comin in to protect ur bitch, i understand.:yup:

All you spastics look the same to me, mate.

That's why I call you all 'same-faces'.

I don't take sides in the mong war.

[l33tpirata13]

comin in to protect ur bitch, i understand.:yup:

All you spastics look the same to me, mate.

That's why I call you all 'same-faces'.

I don't take sides in the mong war.

well great then, pass the popcorn biotch!!

[chalice]

All you spastics look the same to me, mate.

That's why I call you all 'same-faces'.

I don't take sides in the mong war.

well great then, pass the popcorn biotch!!

For clarity, you do realise I just called you a fucking remedial there, don't you?

Just cos I acknowledged that you fall into a category doesn't make you any more clever than those window-lickers wherein you are grouped.

Probably less so, actualment.

[IdolEyes787]

I also wonder if staying up for 6 days straight can technically be classified as a win.

Especially when you wrote tak.

Oh let it go you senile fool (READ: Cunt). I was going to buy you a beer in celebration, but this eliminated you. I'm now debating whether to give it to MBM or l33t. Depends on who wins their highly intellectual debate.

P.S. Just to clear it up, I hit "L" three times and my keyboard wouldn't bringing it up. Of course, I'm not sure if I was actually pressing "L".

I'll stay up for 7 days straight if you promise to buy me a beer at the end.Check back for updates.
Of course it's entirely possible somewhere along the way my sleep deprived brain will have an epiphany and I will never return to this God-forsaken place so basic win/win/win situation.

Btw I don't for a minute believe you're old enough to actually legally buy alcohol but seeing how ethically challenged you are I'm sure stealing some from your Mom won't be a problem.
None of that light shit her fat ass usually drinks though.

[l33tpirata13]

well great then, pass the popcorn biotch!!

For clarity, you do realise I just called you a fucking remedial there, don't you?

Just cos I acknowledged that you fall into a category doesn't make you any more clever than those window-lickers wherein you are grouped.

Probably less so, actualment.

looks like we're warring to me MONG!!!! In a grouped fashion-like.

[chalice]

For clarity, you do realise I just called you a fucking remedial there, don't you?

Just cos I acknowledged that you fall into a category doesn't make you any more clever than those window-lickers wherein you are grouped.

Probably less so, actualment.

looks like we're warring to me MONG!!!!

Looks like you can't even manage a coherent sentence.

How do you ever hope to defeat that anal industrial drill, MBM, with your lack of language, not to mention imagination?

You're clearly struggling with me and we haven't even entered a disagreement yet.

[FatBob]

Only 48 away from dropping to the ground and sleeping involuntarily. I think I'll still beat the friend I made the bet with, though. Couple of minor trips, nothing I couldn't rule out easily.

If for anything, I actually feel like I don't need sleep, although that's probably my brain nibbling on me to lower my defenses. Damn thing must have made a deal with my friend.

Opinions?

P.S. Strangely enough, I feel witty as ever, for some reason. I have the strangest urge to mock everything someone says. Not that I normally don't, I just usually smile and let it go when someone says something extraordinarily stupid (for example, this thread); lately (past few hours) I've had the compulsive need to point it out.

sleep then

i have the same condition dude ..

i mean .. everytime i go to fucking sleep

either the fucking cricket like shit starts cricketing ...

ok finally i was about to fucking sleep and guess what a fucking tiny fly gets inside my ear from nowhere ...

yea

[megabyteme]

Is that the best you can do? Really. A guy who claims to have lost "boys", and battled drug addictions. Yeah, yer hard, little pirate. You. Are. Hard. :lol:

The only thing anyone believes is that you woke up with a cock in your mouth. We just don't know how many times...

You come here and try to hang, but you have not once come out ahead on any exchange with anyone. Feel free to repost yer zingers. Maybe I missed 'em.

Let's clear this up... you are a wanna-be street kid, a wanna-be lounger, and a wanna-be (l33t)pirate.

Either bring some real game, or stfo...:dry:

have this clear the only bitch here is you. unlike you i dont post to lick someone's balls. i know what i know from experience because i actually live a life. like not in the woods somewhere, probably milking goats.

battled drug addictions? are you fucking stupid or just fucking numb? Let me guess you voted for Bush huh? i never battled any drug addiction you fucking lame ass wannabe bitch. unlike you i grew out of trying to be cool. did i lose boys, yeah, i have. unlike you i have real life friends, lowlife. youre life is really ordinary if all you have to do is post here and think youre someone.

ive never had a gay thought im my mind but you obviously like that image of a cock im my mouth so, go ahead suit your fantasies you sick fuck. youre no one to me so i really dont give a shit.

and for the record i dont keep tabs like a little school girl about whether i come out of an arguement on top. but i will say this, as soon as i called you out for jocking albo the one fight kid you changed your sig. NOW YOUR JOCKING IN THE FUTURE!!!!!. Seriously guy, GET HIS DICK OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! HE'S PROBABLY NOT FIGHTING ANYMORE. but since you never done anything in real life you cling. Fucking idiot.

Nice. I poke a stick at the retard, and he devolves even more. Now I'm pickin' on a 6 y.o.

You draw in Loungers like blood draws sharks. We smell punk in the water and we can't resist. Feedin' time!

Now, there's only one thing to settle...

Are you a punk ass bitch, or a bitch ass punk, little pirate?

[chalice]

Point of order...

Shark, like Nazi analogies remain reserved for the very most desperate and/or ironic circumstances brungabout within this sacred temple of expression we call the lounge.

Your internets kneecaps have been summarily removed out of general disapproval, you fucking minkey.

[megabyteme]

cunt.

However, I don't need no stinkin' kneecaps for this little morsel.

[megabyteme]

Y9YViHbaAWM

:D

[megabyteme]

And one more, for memories...

SXn2QVipK2o

Now, fack off, cuntz!

[l33tpirata13]

You two continue jerking each other off.

[chalice]

You two continue jerking each other off.

It's popularly known as a snowball fight, spunky.

[l33tpirata13]

looks like we're warring to me MONG!!!!

Looks like you can't even manage a coherent sentence.

How do you ever hope to defeat that anal industrial drill, MBM, with your lack of language, not to mention imagination?

You're clearly struggling with me and we haven't even entered a disagreement yet.

Why do you act like you cant read or understand? How convenient. You claim to be sooo advanced rhetorically but you dont understand simply english? No one is struggling, you ain't shit.

oh, and for the record i was making fun you. i never use "like" and the end of my sentences.

[megabyteme]

Why do you act like you cant read or understand? How convenient. You claim to be sooo advanced rhetorically but you dont understand simply english ?

oh, and for the record i was making fun you. i never use "like" and the end of my sentences.

Point 1: PHAIL
Point 2: It's good to have a heads up for when you are a joke joking. Thanks for that.

Here is where I would drop another shit log on your head, but in light of your last post, I'll let you do it to yourself. ;)

[chalice]

Are you made out of plastic at all? Is Twat your first language?

Is the faculty of covering your head with your hands to deflect precipitation considered major surgery in your herd or are you of the more radical ilk: the feet umbrella-people?

Whose noses serve as drips to their dooms. Try snorting charles in zero gravity.

Try blowing your nose.

[l33tpirata13]

Are you made out of plastic at all? Is Twat your first language?

Is the faculty of covering your head with your hands to deflect precipitation considered major surgery in your herd or are you of the more radical ilk: the feet umbrella-people?

Whose noses serve as drips to their dooms. Try snorting charles in zero gravity.

Try blowing your nose.

wow, youre a poet and a dick.

[l33tpirata13]

Why do you act like you cant read or understand? How convenient. You claim to be sooo advanced rhetorically but you dont understand simply english ?

oh, and for the record i was making fun you. i never use "like" and the end of my sentences.

Point 1: PHAIL
Point 2: It's good to have a heads up for when you are a joke joking. Thanks for that.

Here is where I would drop another shit log on your head, but in light of your last post, I'll let you do it to yourself. ;)

your banner says it all. FAN!!!!

[megabyteme]

your banner says it all. FAN!!!!

That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

[chalice]

Are you made out of plastic at all? Is Twat your first language?

Is the faculty of covering your head with your hands to deflect precipitation considered major surgery in your herd or are you of the more radical ilk: the feet umbrella-people?

Whose noses serve as drips to their dooms. Try snorting charles in zero gravity.

Try blowing your nose.

wow, youre a poet and a dick.

I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.

Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.

You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.

You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.

[l33tpirata13]

your banner says it all. FAN!!!!

That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

when do you know youre reaching? mom jokes.

[l33tpirata13]

wow, youre a poet and a dick.

I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.

Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.

You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.

You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.

ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.

[megabyteme]

when do you know youre reaching? mom jokes. How's this for a reach?




That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

I am home because I have 2 kids and a wife. My dogs are cool, also.

Chalice is home doing pretty much the same family day.


Tomorrow is a LESS-fun projects day, but we keep the house nice. And regardless, the family is together.

We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.


You seem to have all the charm, whit, and intelligence to make you a prisoner in your own basement. With all the coolness you perspire, the only way you could get friends over is if she is the "cool mom" who does things like buy beer, give handjobs (for those with sore wrists), and let them give her facials. You can never have skin that is loose and wrinkly around they eyes.

I can only imagine how happy your boys leave after hangin' out with mom...

[megabyteme]

Oi you cheeky cunt - it's not because you pushed some babies out that your vajayjay turns into a fucking toboggan

This one slipped me by...

There are two ways a woman can lose that teen-like tightness. She can push out something the size of a basketball, or she can take in the equivalent of a basketball team.

Factamundo.

[Skweeky]

This may explain why giving birth came so easy to me :lol:

[chalice]

I haven't even begun to be a dick yet.

Several weeks from now, spastic, you'll be begging for my poet days.

You will fail miserably, this is my prediction.

You will achieve this by simply being yourself. You do it all the time.

ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.

You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.

While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.

If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.

[l33tpirata13]

ok cool. ill tell you what....You keep acting like a asshole, and i'll count how many times you say spastic, cunt, and -like.

You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.

While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.

If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.

all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.

[l33tpirata13]

How's this for a reach?




That's FRIEND. Do you have any your mom doesn't buy beer for?

I am home because I have 2 kids and a wife. My dogs are cool, also.

Chalice is home doing pretty much the same family day.


Tomorrow is a LESS-fun projects day, but we keep the house nice. And regardless, the family is together.

We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.


You seem to have all the charm, whit, and intelligence to make you a prisoner in your own basement. With all the coolness you perspire, the only way you could get friends over is if she is the "cool mom" who does things like buy beer, give handjobs (for those with sore wrists), and let them give her facials. You can never have skin that is loose and wrinkly around they eyes.

I can only imagine how happy your boys leave after hangin' out with mom...

fine you wanna get personal? Are you sure those are your twins?

[chalice]

You do that, spastic. See how high you can cunt. We can rename you 'The Cunt' off of Sesame Street.

While you're at your cunting lark, you should cunt how many times you get humiliated in this thread. We're cruising at double figures already but I can see how that might get confusing for you.

If you're struggling, ask me. I'm very accommodating. Like your spastic mum's sphincter, like.

all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.

Nice trick, spastic.

If you're hearing stuff off of wot I post, then I'm more impressive than I give myself credit for or you're a delusional minkey.

Desirable though the former is, the latter seems more in keeping with the likelihood of you being a fucking mong and all, like.

[l33tpirata13]

all i heard was, spastic, spastic, -like, cunt and then spastic. Sounds like your chewing at your face.

Nice trick, spastic.

If you're hearing stuff off of wot I post, then I'm more impressive than I give myself credit for or you're a delusional minkey.

Desirable though the former is, the latter seems more in keeping with the likelihood of you being a fucking mong and all, like.

again, can you say or write anything without the words spastic, cunt, or -like? Seems like thats the real challenge here.
And next time you call me a mong, which i dont really care about cuz youre a nobody, you should realize we're all in the same psych ward.

[l33tpirata13]

We've got a motorcycle, bikes, and kayaks if we get bored.



Translation, im not a cabin dweller, really im not.

[chalice]

Nice trick, spastic.

If you're hearing stuff off of wot I post, then I'm more impressive than I give myself credit for or you're a delusional minkey.

Desirable though the former is, the latter seems more in keeping with the likelihood of you being a fucking mong and all, like.

again, can you say or write anything without the words spastic, cunt, or -like? Seems like thats the real challenge here.
And next time you call me a mong, which i dont really care about cuz youre a nobody, you should realize we're all in the same psych ward.


Mong, spastic, cunt, like.

Mong, spastic, cunt, like.

Mong, spastic, cunt, like.

Maybe if I say them enough times, you'll get desensitised.

If I'm a nobody then you must be a somebody.

Somebody tell me when someone, anyone gets wot somebody is saying. Cos I just can't see somebody saying something worth something here.

Mong, spastic, cunt, like.

[l33tpirata13]

point proven.

[chalice]

You didn't have a point. I am in possession of the points.

If you'd like a point, I can lend you one.

Until then, you're pointless.

[l33tpirata13]

You didn't have a point. I am in possession of the points.

If you'd like a point, I can lend you one.

Until then, you're pointless.

i thought you said you werent getting involved in this "mong" war. You look pretty involved now. Can you say "im a mong", or are you developing Ankyloglossia?

[megabyteme]

There are two misguided ways that newcomers think they can make a name for themselves here in the lounge. Your posts clearly put you in the latter category (oh, ffs, the second one...)

1. Dazzle everyone with whit and style. It was obvious by your second post that there was NO fucking chance you were taking this path.

2. The "I'll keep takin' it" approach. This is a lot like the semi-pretty girls who want to become "famous" porn stars. They are usually talked into something like getting fucked in the ass by 500 guys in a single day.

After about the first hour, you can see that she did not realize exactly what this undertaking meant. She tries to keep persevering- heck, she's gone this far, why not? So, she takes it for a couple more hours. The onlookers (and future guys who get to take their turns fucking her in the ass) all chuckle at her predicament. She is covered in cum, she's cried a few times, her asshole is stretched out and bleeding- it's gonna need some serious medical attention and will most likely leak for the rest of her life. However, she feels that she is only another 200 guys away from that "stardom" she seeks. She keeps taking it. By this time, every single pump results in semen being ejected from the shredded colon. She's throwing up, and is starting to become numb to her surroundings. She is on the verge of passing out.

In the end, she either makes it to the finish line, or falls short by just a few. She is a shell of what she was in the beginning. Is nearly paralyzed from the constant anal poundings she has received. And has lost all dignity.

While this may seem like some kind of victory for the starlet, I should mention that no one here sees you as the "triumphant" girl. Far from it, to us, you are the shredded, bloody, cum leaking, non-functioning sphincter.

You have no victories to claim, you do not deserve any respect, and no one will remember you when you are gone.

Now, FUCK OFF!

[l33tpirata13]

There are two misguided ways that newcomers think they can make a name for themselves here in the lounge. Your posts clearly put you in the latter category (oh, ffs, the second one...)

1. Dazzle everyone with whit and style. It was obvious by your second post that there was NO fucking chance you were taking this path.

2. The "I'll keep takin' it" approach. This is a lot like the semi-pretty girls who want to become "famous" porn stars. They are usually talked into something like getting fucked in the ass by 500 guys in a single day.

After about the first hour, you can see that she did not realize exactly what this undertaking meant. She tries to keep persevering- heck, she's gone this far, why not? So, she takes it for a couple more hours. The onlookers (and future guys who get to take their turns fucking her in the ass) all chuckle at her predicament. She is covered in cum, she's cried a few times, her asshole is stretched out and bleeding- it's gonna need some serious medical attention and will most likely leak for the rest of her life. However, she feels that she is only another 200 guys away from that "stardom" she seeks. She keeps taking it. By this time, every single pump results in semen being ejected from the shredded colon. She's throwing up, and is starting to become numb to her surroundings. She is on the verge of passing out.

In the end, she either makes it to the finish line, or falls short by just a few. She is a shell of what she was in the beginning. Is nearly paralyzed from the constant anal poundings she has received. And has lost all dignity.

While this may seem like some kind of victory for the starlet, I should mention that no one here sees you as the "triumphant" girl. Far from it, to us, you are the shredded, bloody, cum leaking, non-functioning sphincter.

You have no victories to claim, you do not deserve any respect, and no one will remember you when you are gone.

Now, FUCK OFF!

so where'd you get the excerpt? your mom's cookbook, i mean diary? Memoires of a Fat Heffer (aka Sasquatch).

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

Point proven, like.

[l33tpirata13]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2z8cjeu.jpg

[megabyteme]

so where'd you get the excerpt? your mom's cookbook, i mean diary? Memoires of a Fat Heffer (aka Sasquatch).

First and last time anyone will waste 10 minutes on you. :dry:

[chalice]

Leetpirate, are you...

A. Proud of your name.

B. Lost.

C. So sure of yourself that you think that you might wash me away and continue in this place where you don't belong like some sorta remedial internets avenger with a hare lip.

D. My bitch.

[megabyteme]

Hey, chalice, I just made him MY bitch. Maybe we can work out some kind of mutual custody agreement.

[chalice]

Ewe can have it. Gladly.

I try not to dabble in the disabled.

I'll still expect 'cunt-punching' rights. It's only fair.

That cunt has a cunt wot needs punching.

[megabyteme]

NP, chal, the cunt is all yours. It's kinda worn out anyway...

I figured I would use it as a whoopin' boy for when my kids get me riled, or my dogs chew my slippers and stuff. Better to beat Me Bitch than me loved ones...

[l33tpirata13]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/d9GpH50udsA/0.jpg

[megabyteme]

Wow, littlepirate, you win. Can't beat that...:rolleyes:

I would call you a waste of oxygen, but it is becoming obvious you don't use much anyway. Sad.

[l33tpirata13]

Wow, littlepirate, you win. Can't beat that...:rolleyes:

I would call you a waste of oxygen, but it is becoming obvious you don't use much anyway. Sad.

yet you continue to think i care about your ball-gripping opinion. megawho?

[megabyteme]

megawho? MegaBetterAtThisGameThanYou :01:

[cinephilia]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gQvrWsoiBNQ/Rzjtesg7gJI/AAAAAAAAAak/X9mkvL54o5Y/s400/widget.jpg

[cinephilia]

he's megabrain

[megabyteme]

he's megabrain

:happy:

[bigdaddydude]

Man, that would be hard to stay up for 72 hours, lol. I can do around 28 at the most. Then I would drop dead.

[Albo Da Kid]

I've gone for about 30-40 hours without sleep a couple of times but i don't recomend it. It feels like shit and messes up your sleeping cycle.

90% of the time when I stayed up for that long I would go to sleep and wake up after 3 hours and then i couldn't sleep anymore. Some friends would tell me that they would sleep for 2 days straight after not sleeping for that long. i don't know why with me it was different

[Quarterquack]

The body's natural circadian rhythm isn't supposed to be understood. Your body will sleep for as long as it needs to, and then interpret light stimuli. If you sleep for 3 hours and another guy sleeps for 48 it just means your bodies are different; you don't have a sleeping disorder.